Monty Python The Tale of Sir Robin ( long version )

[GreenDonkeyProd]

His head smashed in and his heart cut out

And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged

And his nostrils raped and his bottom burnt off

And his penis... Well that's enough music for now, lads...

[mravantgarde123]

o! neil innes!hahahaha

[paullavan2011]

Bravely taking to his feet he bravely beat a brave retreat - God Bless You Neil Innes.

[lilanthia]

'And sneaking away and buggering off...'

My absolute favourite line XD

[steponmy92]

This needed to be an easter egg that one of the bards in skyrim sing

[stereomaster423]

It would be cool having my own minstrels... but not if they taunted me the entire time like this...

[skanvilark]

Looks like there is dirty work afoot

[VinceValentine]

Too bad you didn't include the part where they ate the minstrels.

[MrMthornstrom]

"brave sir Robin ran away" NO!!!

"bravely ran away away " I DID'T!!!

[FearBoo]

love the movie

[Wilcox3]

The Elvis Presley Version Of "Fever" Is my All time Favorite Version of the Song. I Have the Vinyl & CD Version of the Album that it's On.

[sarahearth]

and if you see Spamalot you know it's "and his bottom burnt off.. and his penis split..........." "THATS enough of that.."

[hehoha313]

And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off,

And his pen...

uh that's enough music for now^^

[MoaiMaea]

I would have let him go on forever if I had been in Sir Robin’s place.

[Soilwar]

This is what I sing while taking a shower.

[Reghedable]

1:07 mubarak on the day of his resignation.

[Kuroneko388]

Luv the brave sir robin songs. "Brave sir Robin ran away. Bravely ran away away" lol :)

[blackbettytruck]

I love how Brave Sir Robin has a chicken on his shield, might it be because he is Chicken?

[81lain]

THIS is exactly wat is was looking for! THX !!! XD

[user7272]

chuckles and smirks....as I know this song WAY TO WEL..sigh

If you know all these lyrics...I SALUTE YOU!.....SING IT LOUD AND PROUD(and stop GROVELLING....!!! i HATE THAT)...lmao!

[he162a]

Casecutter is a fucking dog dick eater

[CatAmethystProds]

Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot

He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin

He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways

Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp

Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken

[CatAmethystProds]

To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away

And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin

His head smashed in and his heart cut out

And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged

And his nostrils raped and his bottom burnt off

And his penis...

[DrakanAtomic]

He has a chicken in his shield! I wonder why...

[NeidalRuekk]

@DrakanAtomic Probably to signify that he NEARLY stood up to the vicious Chicken of Bristol

[Sauron012]

Listen to the whole song, starting off with a normal person in your mind then ending with... it's fairly horrible, to be frank.

[Wollckott]

yeah ... Classic humor

[ThePowerOfAwsome]

nostril rape!

[gengster180]

i love this song

[twheeler94]

when danger reared its ugly head

he bravely turned his tail and fled

best song ever

[IllidanDAK]

I love this medieval song !

[selimnar]

OOOO BRAVEEE SIRR ROBIINNN !!!

[xemily91]

if you notice, the lead minstrle (sp) starts doing a bit of a Silly Walk. (:

[fuckp21]

Its really badly cut... and in the end when youre all the "this video couldnt have been made without..." you even dont mention monty python, thats just not cool. -p

[MajinGalgod]

Brave Sir Robin run away

bravely run away

i love it XD

[mannomorth]

"without no COMMERCIALS OR ADVERTISMENT "

Dubble negative, so you mean that this clip is with commercials or ads?

Hehe....

[blah6412]

Sir Lancelot the brave

Sir Galahad the pure

And sir robin, that not a brave as sir Lancelot.

AND the acclaimed... Sir notappearinginthisfilm

[JollyBard]

@blah6412  Not "the acclaimed" but "the aptly named"

[jakobitis89]

I never did!

[lordcrapalot]

I love when the giant sees hes gone

"He buggered off."

"So he has, he's scarpered."

[SSXtrikE]

Luckily, there is much rejoicing later when they are forced to eat the minstrels in Nador.

[offitcock]

awesome

[kyrastube]

I wanna see the part where neil goes "to fight aaand..." and eric tells him to be quiet.

[mangledghost]

That's enough music for now lads.. ;D

[ezdoesit34]

BRAVE SIR ROBIN RAN AWAY!

[YouSuckNoJutsu]

NO!!

[ezdoesit34]

BRAVELY RAN AWAY, AWAY!

[urfboundlovr]

I DIDNT

[Mallewood]

my favourite scene xD

[iwfx]

"Brave" Sir Robin is national hero of Kingdom of Absurdia!

[alvawhite]

We watched this in french class to demonstrate part of Le Chanson de Roland. :-D

[Bjowolf2]

ROFLMAO @ this one every time ;-)

Genious!

[kitterian]

...and his bottom burned off...

Epic!

;D

[deynaianbloom]

"The winter got so severe, that they had to eat Robin's minstrels. And there was much rejoicing." "Yaaay!" rofl

[Perkyguy]

"Bravely bold sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to ddie, oh brave sir Robin"

"...and packing it up and sneaking away and buggering off and chickening out and pissing off home. Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge."

How quick his minstrels are to change their minds about their master.

[1noter1]

Did he sing: and his nostrils raped.

[amateras11]

yup lol

[tjarcokugel]

no that is what you wanted to hear! ofcourse he said that, its monty phyton

[whatewer23]

@1noter1 and penis split.

[lordblades]

@1noter1 yup

[MouzikalSkeytar]

@1noter1 yep.

[JohnGreasyGamer]

@1noter1 He did. You'd be surprised how many people have nasel fetishes ^_^

[idontknowshutup65]

@1noter1 yes



[6020e3]

@1noter1 yup.

[pawel1818]

"You Lie"

:D

[thevillageyid]

"I NEVA DID!"

lol

[007hor]

"...and pissing off home"!

[halotraillers]

His head smashed in n his heart cut out n his liver removed n his bowels unplugged n his nostrils raped n bottom burned off n his penis split n his....Thats enough singing for now ehh?

[corvus4eomer]

mate i'm not catching split, are you a bit ahead of the minstrels?

[halotraillers]

N his penis sp- Ehh thats enough now.

[jackofclubz]

...and his penis

[ZombieJezus]

Should really put down some stuff to prevent the copyright, since this isn't your material and if they came upon it you could be sued since at the end you rolled the credits without a disclaimer

[AnimePyoko456]

lol, my name is Robin xD

[007hor]

I'm so sorry.

[AnimePyoko456]

i now lol

[biglaughs99]

his nostrils raped

lmfao

[ABRAsylum]

Best line in a song ever lol.

[cesta45]

ooh brave sir Robin

[IcewindPedro]

What's the credits dong pls?

[lackin124]

the credit's dong is hidden by the orange.

[justsumgrrl]

Perfect, thank you.

JSG

[SSXtrikE]

It's a good thing they eat robin's minstrels after fighting the crudely drawn monster. Otherwise we wouldn't hear the end of how a few knights got tossed into a pit.

[Nikifuj908]

Even better, they were eaten BEFORE they met the monster... and there was much rejoicing.

[baconZELDAfreak88]

you should reupload this with every thing cut out except the song

[queenvelvet]

annoying credits... nice video except for that part.. 1 star.. do a cut without credits.. seriously

[kroanoah]

He was not in the least bit scared To be mashed into a pulp. Or to have his eyes gouged out, And his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split And his body burned away, And his limbs all hacked and mangled Brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in And his heart cut out And his liver removed And his bowls unplugged And his nostrils raped And his bottom burnt off And his pen--

[doctorwholordotime]

awsome!

[SSXtrikE]

Uh, that's enough music for now, lads.

[SSXtrikE]

@kroanoah That's, uh... that's enough music for now lads... Looks like there's dirty work afoot.

[arnee84]

The clip is awesome, but why on earth have you added 40 seconds of filler? Credits at the end that excludes Monty Python for instance? One star.

[beatlequeen06]

*falls on floor laughing* I <3 this movie!

[SonofBhaal]

when nature reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled

yes brave sir robin turned about, he gallantly, he chickened out

[Isanion]

danger not nature

[shodown76]

when danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled

[sunforger9087]

"This video couldn't have been made without..."

Monty Python? D:

[KATTALNUVA3]

I wonder where they came up with Sir Robin, because there is no Sir Robin in the Arthurian Legends, not that I know of.

[CurlyandSmile]

Maybe from legend about Robin Good :)

[Isanion]

the same place they came up with the appropriately named Sir NotAppearingInThisFilm :P

[flamemugger]

funny split penis

robin never runs away

[halotraillers]

he said kneecaps

[Nikomarete]

LMAO awesome..

[Brovarchanets]

Аффигенный музон!

[cowboyzsuk81]

to have his knee caps split..and his body burned away..and his limbs all hacked and mangled oh brave sir robin

[LelouchVsGundam]

his head smashed in..and his heart cut out..and his liver removed..and his bowls unplugged..and his nostrals raped/ripped(debatable)..and his bottom burned off..and his penis-

[Nikomarete]

Yeah lots of people debate about his nostrils being ripped or raped. The subtitles say "raped", but..that could the subtitlers fault and if so they should be sacked. Lmao.

[SSXtrikE]

Uh, that's enough music for now lads........

[krofiterol]

And his nostrils raped, rotfl!

[sgrass03231989]

You should really check your grammar. Seriously. I consider it a travesty to butch the english language. Seriously.

[blu3j4yw4y]

"Butch" isn't a verb, buddy.

[francisse]

La musique est magnifique

[LedZebbelin]

Hahaha, this is the funniest part of the movie.

"He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways."

Tihi. =)

[pok282]

omg you lied this is not the long version!

[hopon66]

"That's enough music for now lads."

[Gyrior]

..I never did... XD

[legendaryRose]

HAHAHAHAHAAHA MOUHAHHAAA

[bartsimpsonforprez]

they didnt show the whole thing

[JIMBO4341]

Does anyone know all of the words? that would be great.

[nevagin]

Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways. Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp. Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away. And his limbs all hacked and mangled - Brave Sir Robin.

[nevagin]

His head smashed in and his heart cut out and his liver removed and his bowels unplugged and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis....

Brave Sir Robin ran away. Bravely ran away-away. When danger reared its ugly head he bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about and gallantly he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin!

[nevagin]

...'ng it in, and packing it up and sneaking away and buggering off and chickening out and pissing off home. Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge.

[Armoredavian]

LMAO! I thought it was, "pissing a pole".

[Nazrul117]

@nevagin his penis split

[JIMBO4341]

I thought it said ripped

[Ayla391]

"When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled."

XD

[SpazzyRAINA]

when i was watching this, i was like, the only one laughing my ass off.

his reactions to the singing was hilarious.

[Armoredavian]

EXACTLY! XD

[DJbauser]

haha

[KDJADEDGLORY]

when Danger reared its ugly head sir robin turn his tale and fled

[AznRawkstarx3]

"gallantly chickened out" lol

[Armoredavian]

I laughed so hard during, "Brave Sir Robin ran away" part.

Oh LIE! I NEVER! -Sir Robin

[darken27]

Lmao

Greatest scene of all time!

[ReversePowerChord]

i love when the minstrel says "and his nostrils raped"

[Ragnell789]

I wonder how that works.

[Kromgar]

How does non-nostril rape work?

[Ragnell789]

Non-nostril rape? That's just regular rape.

[Armoredavian]

I always though he sang, "and his nostrils raked" which obviously would hurt.

[7RingsInHand]

Ouch! That would hurt! How on earth do you rape nostrils?

[VampirePugin]

painfully

[7RingsInHand]

Thats a given, dontchathink?

[DJbauser]

very funny

[DNiranjan01]

I remember the french army every time i watch this clip

[theflyingmusician1]

haha, I agree :) good point

[nemanja0938]

Buggering of....LOLZ

[Armoredavian]

lol I know.

[DreadlordFrips]

rofl@ how he is still singing about sir robin running away when they meet up with the others XD

[BobDolesButtCheeks]

This is the short version, Faggot

[Dercetas]

"When danger reared its ugly head he bravely turned his tail and fled, yes brave Sir Robin turned about and galantly he chickened out"

Hilarious line! XD

[samwellomar]

That's 4 lines

[mimimozealia]

yes it seems quite so.

[makenna88]

"his head smashed in and his heart cut out and his liver removed and his bowels unplugged and his nostrils raped and his bottom burnt off and his penis-"

"uh... that's enough music for now, lads."

[LilyanRed]

Brave Sir Robin ran away... xD I Love MP! :D

[MWFM1986]

OMG love the holy grail

[illithicithid]

A stunning example of nobility.

Grab your pitch forks brothers, Run the turkeys out of town.

[Appleheartedmoon]

That's a GREAT collaboration between true comic geniuses and an excellent and funny musician - Neil Innes. The orchestration sounds really medieval!

(and I just love the chicken on his shield)

[sorrysoul1]

This is THE funniest part of the whole movie!!!

[cooperegan]

THIS SONG IS THE SHITZZZ

[LucanJacups]

Ahahaha, win.

[ammanfordlad]

this song rules so funny, catchy and amusing netertaining

[JinxWolf82]

sir robin ran away, I DID NOT! LOl!!!

[cossack77]

Sir Robin > all

[mikafan87]

he has a chicken on his shield because he slew the vicious chicken of Bristol

[Vegetebibliel77]

nostrils raped, lol

[Evallandercomingsoon]

how the fuk can u rape sum1 thru the nostrils? lol, they say sum randum shix on here

[KarinMikazuki]

Just look at the jester's face as he sings what at coward Sir Robin is in the end.

Priceless

[AimanFasil]

The end titles are outstanding:D Start making your own TV humor, you gonna be good..

[invurameshisgf]

Ahaha. Best song in the movie.

[HMSwarrior]

Monty Python is Brillian! So is Spike Milligan!

[samayn]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[hckyfneva]

This is one of the funniest scenes on one of the funniest movies

[captainsurrey]

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[rmgallerani]

Yes, Brave Sir Robin turned about,

and galiantly, he chickened out

[bskro]

part of his "coat of arms" ...

Should've been a penis :-)

[ghostgrl14]

did anyone else notice that "brave" sir robin has a "chicken" on his shield??!!

[OsimoTinkle]

yes lol, my school is doing this. I painted his shield :D

[Harmasstyle]

the music his 'minstrels' are playing... it's just genious (it seriously is), specialy the tones of the singer

[Zeza87]

Brave Sir Robin ran away.

Bravely ran away, away!

When danger reared its ugly head,

He bravely turned his tail and fled.

Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about

And gallantly he chickened out.

Bravely taking to his feet

He beat a very brave retreat,

Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin!