Goalie Jump

[ThePESgamer]

The Players bump and the Goalie´s Jump thats the good old hockey game :DD

[ThePENNY1999]

GHAHAHAHA,,, nice

[HimesInu]

That's fucking awesome.

[dietdonuts34]

That was lame



[flyingpucks10]

press 4 repeadetley XD

[mattagreen1234]

GGGGOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!

[crissglitch666]

That goalie is lucky he managed to dodge that rampaging bison. Things could have ended horribly if he werent a giraffe.

[iTzMonkeyZz]

bunnyhop hack!

[benardox]

this is so funny !!!

[mscatcha10]

Look at those hops. He must be black!!!

[XxC0DeXx]

@mscatcha10 LMAOOOOOOOOOO

[alucardXX2009]

mexican. XD

[pureRAJged]

possibly the dullest video ever. Yawn....

[clubpenguin70]

watch ware ur goin !

[Extremehalofan14]

GGGGGOOOOOOOAAALLL!!!!!!!!!!!

[yka430]

Is this like womans hockey?

[x30xSabresFan]

Nice jump i know thats hard to do.

[MONST3RxSN1P3Z]

that was shit what a fucking near death it only woulda made him fall 1 second faster cause he woulda taken out of his legs

[MrSymon68]

TWATS!!!!!!!!!!!



[Procxv]

LOOL funny

[M1awesome]

I thought it was malarchucks injury

[NinjaGopher765]

good thing he jumped. thats how my grandma died, being hit in the foot by a hockey player going 2 miles per hour.

[Asinc308]

wtf

[wize45guy63]

it was a cool jump but the title was extremely decieving

[aaronman18]

That was probably the gayest and possibly the stupidest thing I've ever seen .

[kiesersozay]

What a pussy

[kombatization24]

whpew!!! that was a close one that bear would have snapped his legs backwards

[simp4n]

What the hell, he let the puck right in!

[elephantking47]

That was gay. No way anyone would die in that. I play hockey and that was the gayest thing ive ever seen

[unbelivableLP]

@elephantking47 How do you not get that his is a joke?

[badda2k]

GOOOAAAL!

[adiosk8er151996]

Death? Wtf not even close

[DatBoyJason]

i like da part when dat dude iz just sliddin on the ground out of now where at 0:05

[Cod4Master9243]

he could've killed the player... not the goalie........

[narutoo04]

more like the player was going to die but the goalie raised his pads so...

[yka430]

wat? how was he going to die?

[MrBdude88]

@yka430 the skate almost cut him when he came down

[myth6978]

wow i hate you for thr title of this clip you retarted fool

[stfub4ikckurass]

Ha ha. That was cool

[Nut360]

HOLY SHIT LUCKY GUY!

[abar1204]

OMG HOW TRAGIC!

[LiViNgFeAr12]

u retard

[hockeygirl248]

holy good thing the goalie jumped and at least the goalie jumped good enough to not hit the guy with the skates cause that would hurt it could possibly come to death

[JacobLego]

the player could have died if the goalie didn't jump high enough.

[Grimrival10]

Nice jump. Should of done figure skating

[Ro2mu]

Saved himself

[DRguPSY]

GAY!!!!!

[DJK290]

Haha I was amused. 2 Stars for inappropiate title though.

[gabbledegak]

doucher

[CosmoCarter]

Fucking retards

[NYI8911]

near goalie death? are u kidding me

[wrdog79]

Look at my channel and watch my hockey hit, it is so funny, and leave a comment!

[baconator490]

he shouldve sat on down and let him run into his blades

[Lacki7]

OMG :D I watch it now the 3473 Times,u must have a look at this guy whos slide XDDD

Sorry for my Bad English:D

[bootlesaatu]

nice jump :D

[wuteveritakes06]

ninja slide!!--NINJA JUMP!

[kaddany4644]

blades could have jabbed that foo

[shawnleafy]

How we're you almost killed?

Nice jump to get out of the way.

[whatuptino]

that was bullshit

[jonasbrothersz]

that was kinda awesome! jumping with all that pads and stuff! woo!

[BudgiesFTW]

fake

[TivoliNord4]

looks funny

[drvonhoss]

suck

[HV71own]

do you joke with me almost death???

[Erik3E]

Yea they are realy easy to hurt in that team :D

[niller2508]

Omg that looks nice :b

[donkillerwolf]

LOL !! OMFG!! that looks scary

[rcooke25552]

what a fukin tart this lochnerm is. ..... he needs an ambulance after dropping 8inches onto 3inch thick pads. fuk me, get a life!!!

[Hasdog24]

#1, why is there a random camera on the ice? it is not behind the boards because if it was, there would be glare from the (plexi)glass. and its not above the glass cause there is no downward angle on the camera, its level with the ground.

#2. Falling 6 inches to the ice with a ton of padding on may kill you, 1 out of 1 billion times... if your lucky...

#3. staged.

[MrESPRIMOMobile]

and why its near to death?

[hate420breed]

happy gilmore

[TheRunescapeowner101]

good goal

[YourDJHostNick]

Man that looked awsome! :D

[hazard2000]

I would have just jumped on him, goalie pads are heavy as hell :)

[poacher16]

Oh my god he almost died. good thing he leaped over the 2,000 pound offensive tactical bear.

[backspace4life22]

@poacher16 no shit

[camik24]

@poacher16 haha

[ClubPenguinMovies123]

@poacher16 lol

[natedogg40222]

@poacher16 HAHAHAHAHAHA

that was great

[Shadow0L24]

nice hops with all the equipment but he should have saved it lol

[IceBears10]

How could he have died? Like really? he just jumped over him

[MarkOfTheRebel]

HE SCORES!!!!

[AmonRea]

hahaha goal :D

[jewjob]

ok i m from israel and i dont understand the rulez of the game can some1 explane me y they r fighting ?

[07303z]

It's Hockey. That's all I have to say

[kalijaya]

well hockey is a simple game, get the puck to the net and score, fighting is 70% of hockey, it useually happens when some1 sayz something or the opponents team takes out a different playor/goalie then another playor will start a fight i hope that help!

[candor82]

@kalijaya Where the fuck do you get your stats from?? Fights are 70% of hockey? Get real.

[macmancam41]

wow someones never played hockey

[gently10987654321]

How the fuck was that near death?

[SquallLionhart409]

@gently10987654321 maybe the player he could have landed on with his skates, causing perhaps irreperable damage with the sharpened edges landing with 200+ pounds of force on a prone, defenseless player?

[DJmcRUSH]

@gently10987654321 The goaltenders skate could have cut the player sliding beneath him's throat.

[rokstasrules]

him's throat?...........

[RockyHooligan]

gay.

[ToSweet2BTrue]

How Is It Near Death?

[Searchingxmyxway]

Yeah, great jump

[perkelenice]

nice jump :D

[Tf2redsniper11]

actually. If the goalie got to ground a second earlier, the skid would probably cut his throat off.

[xxXDCXxxx]

more like his skate. not throat

[sarppo]

EPIC WIN OP

[tolentino3C]

oh so close from dieing

[lukasccJJ]

no where close to death

[CarRamRod5269]

i heard he actually died after this :{

RIP Gorzinski (1986-2007)

[vancouvercanucksuck]

tragic. i am sorry for your loss.

[TheBadlolo333]

omg i hope he is ok :s

[GraffiikaL]

OMG HOW DID HE SURVIVE !

[Dethklokalmah]

that's why they teach you to jump at the blue lines

[mattrix1516]

that wouldnt of killed em.

[JNickatinA187]

the reason why he was backing up was to cut of the angle on the shot, so its harder to score, its was probably a break away but then the guy got tripped up.., but i agree no NDE there lol

[mongopojk]

bullshit not even close to near death

[vancouvercanucksuck]

this is what is called a joke. J-O-K-E they're fun you should get your uncles dick out of your mouth and realize that!

[mongopojk]

wow funny joke

[morleyrox]

1st off why was he backing up into his net when the play was in his end?

2nd there was no one about to die at all.

and rd what goalie hasn't jumped over a player sliding into his crease?

[Nashtak]

huh because he was pretty far out and being too far makes you really vulnerable to one timers?

[morleyrox]

yeah but not to the middle of your crease. You should basically be on the top of the crease at all times.

[Nashtak]

I wonder what Lundqvist would think of that

[malkin73]

wat tha hell nope

[SpedeX016]

that was damn.. NINJA!#######

[ledzeppelin1016]

LMAO the jump for some reason was funny lol

[t0nin0t]

hahahaha xD

[Darksoul508]

Nice jump. Haha

[TerrorscapeSnitch]

Goal!

[aaron35boyce]

fags

[Th3Beau5000B4nd]

IM CONFUSED!!!!!!! who would have died? the guy wereing black or red???

[Forzoma]

The title is near death GOALIE so the dude in black but this vid is a joke in a way

[rgbrspvp]

if i was you i would quit play hockey even if i love that game!!

[e13e7]

OMG HE ALMOST DIED

[ericistheman7]

lmfao! that ain't near death i've had way worse!

[yoyomanman100]

lucky

[MsLiSaSam]

wow very... funny xD

dumbass

[op665]

for all who don't know hockey skates cant cut through human body parts (fingers and toes aside) so even if he landed on the player without pads he'd be okay just a little cut up. the worst would be 2 cm deep cut and thats a fact im living proof

[MindlessIndulgence99]

Tell that to Clint Malarchuk,

[sabrejacker]

how would he have gotten chopped up,h landed on nhis pads you idiots

[OKSIRYDOC]

That goalie was stupid he could have killed that guy if he would have came down on top of him..

[crolla1010]

Guys...... Seriously people don't understand that THIS IS A JOKE!God why don't you guys laugh?

[Myruneftw]

he would of got chopped by the skates, i think.

[NHL00]

Dude, the skater was closer to death. If the goalie came down too soon, well... let's just say we'd have another Richard Zednik.

[Ravenxx80]

he died?

[NHL00]

No, he didn't die, but he got his neck cut by a skate.

[Ravenxx80]

o i knew that haha malarchuk got his neck slit 2

[shaddupplz]

playin with girls, im suprised u managed to jump over the skater let alone live. holy shit.

[AlexiFlexi25]

How the fuck is that near death

[annaBOSS13]

dude that kid wouldve been fine, he jumped like a sissy. i couldve taken that hit.

[FreeWatchTV]

ahahahahahahah

wow i have been laughing for 5 min

ahahah

[Floskeknosk]

Near GOAL experience perhaps.

[anttiantti92]

Dude, near dead? 8 months old girl might had been near death there :D

[Purpl3Reign]

hahaha that was kinda lame and funny at the same time

[steelersrawsome]

he would have been fine

[locustbjj]

he was fine the hole time

[dionsfan3]

i think he was safe what was that a grand slam lol

[orangearmada]

MORE LIKE CERTAIN HIT IN THE NUTS!

[Panic8506]

YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[blink182rthebest]

lol near death more like a near little fall on the ice. lolol near death pfft.

[dadeeman1oo]

that wasnt a near death experience

[ProudBeATukker]

GOAL!

[Spinky123456]

xDDDD

[footballstar2354]

boooo

[guyonutube123]

wat level of hockey is this? i plzy bantam but it looks like there like 16-19

[mrrobotica]

Nah the goalie bent his legs backwards so even if he landed on him it wouldn't do much. If he jumped straight up there would be a small chance of some serious injury.

[hocky295]

hahahaha how would that justify for me being a good kisser?

[thebestepic]

because when you kiss you often hold your breath and the longer you can hold it the better the kiss goes :)

[NorwegicusOnAstick]

I know nothing about hockey, but are you not suppose to jump... Because of the blade you are wearing under your feet.?

Hmmm.

[Jewyboy]

wow that was certain death alright

[awsomecornflakes89]

geee its soooo ironic that u just happened 2 b filmin the goalie when he nearly died huh?????

(sarcastic)

[Chad90909]

Hahahahah its a joke fuck.. calm down

[PyroBuzzy]

LOLLLL

[iamold276]

he was under him... i wouldnt have died lmao

[awsomecornflakes89]

but the guys head wod hav hit him causing him 2 fall on the guys skates

[wierdkid08]

Or it could be that the goalie would have possibly landed on the player. Either way it could have gone a hell of alot worse then it did.

[TokinTom420]

haha hey guess what...you fuckin suck

[guitarmanic27]

holy crap this is the gayest video iv ever seen in my life and even if the player hit him the worst he could have got is a concussion

[FunnyOranges]

i think it's because the goalie jumped. if his blades hit the player that was sliding he would had some serious injuries

[bigdantropphat]

a big ZERO

[kemosabi4]

sure... a local ice hockey goalie died today after recieving a cut to the toe from a sliding player

[pasila662]

me to

[XtremeViolenceX]

no,lochnerm means that if you ever saw clint malarchuk from the sabres got his throat slit by the ice skate and thats what almost happened tothe goalie in this video