Know Your Meme: Philosoraptor

[WarhawkLieutenent]

If the opposite of the sky is earth, and the opposite of the middle is the rim...

...is Skyrim the opposite of Middle Earth?

[Bludhoundz8]

If abortion is considered murder...

...Wouldn't masturbation be considered genocide?

[SadPredicament]

Its funny how people are trying to make the 2 illogical comments logical ... not a good idea.

[TwinsanityUniverse]

The Big One sure is getting alot of fame. The Big One is the Philosoraptor!

[CpXatMrBieber]

if Oblivion was cool...

Why is Skyrim Cooler than Oblivion?

[jratma]

Wtf? The word is "copyright" and the past tense is "copyrighted". Everytime you say "copywritten" I want to take a power drill to my goddamn temple.

[chewbacca447]

When they say if your not first,your last

What happens if your last?

[666Polo777]

The pic on the left at 3:05 made me spit out my drink!

[Commenter237]

GREETINGS FROM DEC. 13, 2012!

[hatergonnahater]

Wait we have a law that totally out bans SOPA

[puredruid]

Ninecat?

[TheRainboom]

We Bronies Arrent Furries

....Then Why Do We Both Like Cute Talking Animals?

[PNHPP]

If the minecraft world is infinite would I find your world somewhere in mine?

[0Keerakh0]

Guns don't kill people. The government does.

[MDbr0]

@0Keerakh0 no dangerous minorities do

[InternationalGIGN]

If gun don't kill people, people kill people,

Does that mean a toaster doesn't toast toast, but it toasts toast toast?

[hellpainterx1]

@InternationalGIGN say this 5 times fast

[MDbr0]

@InternationalGIGN A toaster toasts bread

[InternationalGIGN]

@MDbr0 ANTI JOKE CHICKEN STRIKES AGAIN!

[HubbaBubba9849]

"nine" cat? UR DOIN IT RONG!

[sunlun123]

open the door, get on the floor, every body walk the dinosaur :))

[Zodiacman16]

If dinosaurs have been extinct for a while,

why isn't the Philosiraptor?

[thepwnzinat0r]

if silver took a chaos emerald to the past how did sonic go super in sonic 2

[Melki]

nice extra info on the copyright issue, thank you kym

[spy9760]

best meme eveeeeeeeer

[Lana8ice]

awww I lost the game

[funnypix100]

If catchup is made out of tomatoes does it make catchup a tomato smoothy

[GoddessActuality]

If they've already made a Philosoraptor video with the original cast, why are these cunts making another, shittier version?

[215GhostFace]

@Spartan0491 no its neither. you can say it however you want. i pronounce it nigh un cat.

[215GhostFace]

@PwnageSubs it doesnt matter. i pronounce it that way too. lol

[thurstonliptrot]

if a tree falls on a woman and no one hears her..... .....why was there a tree in the kitchen.

[Sean0fWar]

is a highway just a bunch of cars, or a never ending race ?

[kyleseaner]

If time is money... Are ATMS time machines?

[PlanetMinecraft101]

if you guys want philosoraptr then we have to stop SOPA and PIPA

[Trascist]

If you're married, and you masturbate, are you having an affair with yourself?

[thoughtbubble17]

Didn't listen to long :yaoming:

[KoreanShrimp]

Yes the video in the background!!

[iMoreAsianR]

Why is it called after dark, if it's really after light?

[PrisonerofReality]

silly meme team no one owns a meme

[boxdynomite3]

omfg whats that dinosaur song i always hear

[spazzyshortgirl23]

I used the philosoraptor in my philosophy project, and later used it to teach my prof about internet memes as she tried to explain Dawkins's memes. WIN.

[Jamsessionroom1337]

If humans were homo-habilises in the paleolithic period...

Wouldn't we all be descendants of homos christ-fags?

[Spartan0491]

NYAN CAT

IT'S PRONOUNCED "KNEE-ON CAT" NOT "NIGH-UN CAT"

[uiruu]

@Spartan0491 It's actually Nyan. One syllable. Like an n with the tilde over it, and ahn. Nyan. It's the sound a cat makes in the japanese language.

[PwnageSubs]

@Spartan0491 It's actually pronounced にゃん (\nʲaɴ\) cat. Not knee-on (\ˈnē\-\ˈȯn\) cat.

[omgwtfbbqxD]

@PwnageSubs Well, yes, that is the correct Japanese pronounciation, but that doesn't mean that all the world should pronounce it as such. Japanese people have trouble pronouncing english words, too. If the Dutch word "gezellig" became an internet phenomenon, there is no way Americans could hope to pronounce that, and thus the way english people would pronounce the word would be "correct". Though, one might argue that pronouncing Japanese is easy for native English speakers, which it indeed is.

[PwnageSubs]

I see. Good luck with pronouncing nyan!

[Ronnie7X]

How could people breath before Oxygen was discovered ??

[sociallywakwardllama]

the video is about to end...better drink my own piss

[54AgeOfRogue54]

If Minecraft is infinite...

...Why does the sun set?

[48734A]

@54AgeOfRogue54 Minecraft isn't endless, there's a limit in world-size because of minecraft's way of saving chunks. Something like 8 times the size of our planet or so xD

[DayLight95]

@54AgeOfRogue54 Because it's not infinite retard. It's surface can only get to 8 times the surface of the earth.

[54AgeOfRogue54]

@DayLight95 Its funny how you don't get a Minecraft joke when your avatar is related to Minecraft ... oh and don't use the word retard lightly if you haven't noticed it can be fairly rude.

[DayLight95]

@54AgeOfRogue54 I get the joke. It's just not funny because the Minecraft world isn't actually infinite. Therefore that question isn't a mindfuck or whatever because your answer is "because the Minecraft world isn't infinite".

[54AgeOfRogue54]

@DayLight95 OK I understand how logically it isn't funny but its simply a joke not really important and isn't meant to be a "mind fuck"

[ThePixelDread]

@54AgeOfRogue54 Facepalm... It's because at the end there is sea, but the rest is just fake water. There the sun sets.

[Kocken926]

@54AgeOfRogue54 It ain't infinite, java can't handle the variables if you venture too far out.

(VERY far)

[cheezmasterz1103]

@54AgeOfRogue54 Actually it's not infinite, it's just 8 times bigger than the earth.

[reyshakquit]

I can answer all the questions philosoraptor asks

[SulferTheCat]

if dinosaurs are pre historic, how do we know about them?

[chavisfiction]

@SulferTheCat oh SNAP!!

[shinohappymeal]

@SulferTheCat Fossils

[kaddany4644]

@SulferTheCat they take guesses on their skeletons..

[NeroAngeloGR]

@SulferTheCat it's called fossils :P sorry for ruining the philosoraptor feel but this one's not a paradox or unanswered question

[forthelulz32]

@SulferTheCat It means before recorded history.

[chewbacca447]

@SulferTheCat people dug up dinosaurs

[TomRSM]

@SulferTheCat Bones & Fossils, cells and all that shit. We don't know the color or the exact shape, but we place the bones together to make a shape and analyze the teeth to see if they're omnivores, carnivores, etc.

[Greginda11]

@TomRSM hello anti joke chicken

[EhtaZUGGE]

@SulferTheCat hmm, fossiles? duh.

[IJustMovedHere]

@SulferTheCat Because the term prehistory refers to a time before human recorded history.

[daftcurt15]

I llike the creators response to his art as opposed to the "O RLY?" photographer.

[jamesaellis]

Cunting Creators?

[erb2323]

those are very good questions!

[TheOtherNeutrino]

Is Philosoraptor extinct or Chuck Testa'd?

[CaptainAlliance]

Why are male viewers of MLP FiM called "bronies"

When they're human?

And, WTF IS SOPA

[UberImperialGuard]

@CaptainAlliance we are bros that watch ponies, bro + ponies = bronies! and if you wanna know what SOPA is, go here /watch?v=WJIuYgIvKsc

[claradusk]

@CaptainAlliance SOPA is the death of the internet.

[GnosticAtheist]

@CaptainAlliance SOPA is the American attempt to end the internet. If it passes, the internet becomes supermarked, inside of the US.

[onestrangequark]

This guy obviously hasn't heard about SOPA yet...

[Zombiepwnage117]

If you derp before you herp....O SHI-

*boom*

[Reconical]

How come they call them M&M's when half of them are W's?

[robloxperson3982]

4Chan = Meme Maker

[357MAGNUMSNIPER]

Naian cat? It's pronounced like Njaan cat.

[AnimeonTuba]

You had me until you mentioned Nyan Cat. You mispronounced it AND the uploader of that video didn't ask for permision from the song's creator.

[nrboy75]

why are pizza boxes squared

if the pizza is round ?

[oBLACKIECHANoo]

@nrboy75 Hmmmmm..... Because creating round boxes would require more complicated machinery, use more glue and take more time to make? That is a pretty shitty philosoraptor quote.

[Nitram916]

@nrboy75 because square boxes are easier to stack, round ones would fall easier, and its more simple to make

[TheFggdgs]

if god know and believe there is no god above him does it make him atheist?

[MJEandPhyxesVids]

If scientists do scientific work

And they help you accomplish finding out things

Does that make them scientific instruments?

[MJEandPhyxesVids]

If I have 5 senses

Does that make me a sensor?

If blind people can't see and deaf people can't hear

What are their dreams like?

[MOARSPARTA]

Do a MOAR Krabs

[Nickolov707]

if Rainbow Dash

Dashes off.

does that mean AppleJack

Jacks off?

[Nickolov707]

@zombiekillah16

rule 63

[DarthKinger9997]

Philosoraptor?

NOPE

CHUCK TESTA

[StrawberryScream179]

0:57 OH SON BITCH!

[iTab4]

How come bear grylls had become a meme

[SydniRox97]

0:57 FUCK YOU, KYM!!!

[SirAiy]

Can one simply

Walk into Mordor?

[DiScoMboBuLaTioNN]

This meme was created on my 9th birthday..

[luigi4728]

if its called final fantasy then why are there 13 of them? (i actually have a theory that may explain why)

[Yaay76]

@luigi4728 I would like to hear this theory, because I have always wondered that.

[luigi4728]

@Yaay76 theory time then final fantasy 1 was originally planned to be the last game square made (hence the name final fantasy) but it was so popular they got the cash to make more games and just gave it the same name hoping that the popularity would carry over just a theory this could or could not be true the most likely one i can think of though

[ZealousRyley]

Hod did my toe, reach my chin?

[Flumpor]

Who discovered the Forever alone Guy

If he is forever alone?

[heyandy889]

Fuck yeah, Creative Commons. Good message, Know Your Meme. :o)

[MockItBirds]

I MET HIM!!! I SAW THIS TO MAKE SURE IT WAS REALLY HIM AND IT WAS!!!!! HE SIGNED MY SHIRT!! EDFBSweobufwcauoebdfcvoiUDCB ok im done

[goddamnrickli]

If a cyclops blink, is it winking?

[HeyBuddyGotALight]

Why do hotdogs come in packages of 10 and hotdog buns in packages of 8?

[TheOtherNeutrino]

When referring to a noun whose quantity is zero, do we use plural or singular?

[DarkidB]

9gag ftw?

[Jackassportugal046]

Can anyone believe that is not butter?

[heather4him]

What is that video playing in the background??? Large dino-puppet playground??

[TheGenRex]

@heather4him Ya i was going to ask that too, looks pretty cool

[lemurgreen]

It seems that 4chan starts all memes

[candyman1216]

Is that why theycan open doors?

[zombiekillah16]

If you meet your alternate universe self, and have sex with him/her. Would that be masturbation?

[thatoneweirdo1]

@zombiekillah16 And if you meet your alternate universe self that's the opposite gender as you, you have sex and have a child, is it your child... OR YOUR CLONE.

[videogamenostalgia]

So if all adventurers in Skyrim become guards when they take an arrow in the knee...

...what happens if you shoot a guard in the knee?

[madara1221]

Youtube found out a philosoraptor secret :O

Step 1: click the CC button below the video

Step 2: click on the automated subtitles option

Step 3: watch the video and wait for the word "philosoraptor"

[spiffythealien]

@madara1221 Da fuck?

[miongklok]

@madara1221 BRUNETTE!!

[Torffvit]

WHAT COLOR DOES A CHAMELEON CHANGE TO

WHEN IN FRONT OF A MIRROR?

[primodragoneitaliano]

@Torffvit A blackjhole appears and world ends.

It's a paradox my friend !

*ka-tshhh*

[iDontbreakPS3]

@Torffvit to ur fat mom

[adgsTV]

@iDontbreakPS3 ಠ_ಠ

[smay96]

If the Holy spirit is in all of us,

does that make us God's horcruxes?

[DavidMontoya4]

that dinosaur book picture is the cover for Turok Evolution

[tvwatcher21]

If a woman has a dead baby put into her stomach through operation.

*philoseraptor*

Is that cannibalism?

[McCoyTheBuilder]

@tvwatcher21 Um, do you think she wanted it there for birth? Babies don't go in stomachs...

[tvwatcher21]

@McCoyTheBuilder she has a mental illness

[AuzFreak]

@tvwatcher21 Fail.

[bobmccoy123]

if a tomatoe is a fruit...

does that make ketchup a smoothie?

[AuzFreak]

@bobmccoy123 Smoothies require milk. Fail.

[bobmccoy123]

clever girl...

[TheHotsaucekiller]

Me:Raptor Jesus, Philosoraptor thank you for coming i know you two are busy ruling the internet

Raptor Jesus:you said my kingdom was on the edge of annihilation; i came with my personal adviser as quickly as posible.

Me:you must have seen the ads about SOPA; the government is trying to regulate the internet, all of us know that can not happen. we must rally the troops; get every meme and meme follower.

Philosoraptor: perhaps it would be wise for me to gain the support of the trolls as well they

[TheHotsaucekiller]

@TheHotsaucekiller

Philosoraptor: love internet as much as we do

Me:yes that will be hard but the trolls control much of the internet.Pedobear i want you to start holding signs that say"SOPA is trying to control the internet" from now on

Pedobear: yes sir

Me:Nyan Cat I want you to skywrite our message all over the land of /b/

Me:if we want to keep our freedom then all flame wars must be put out;we must unite and defend our kingdom

[ItsThePhilosoraptor]

...I don't really like it.

...Get it!? My username--Ah nevermind...:/

[rstada8]

@mtwahctexlj no. he pronouced it "Nye-An Cat".

[MasterBlackwingsPony]

what if a thumbs up whore

was attractive

(wink)

[elasHow]

Could someone tell me the name of music from 0:27-0:32? Thank you.

[Thehestefar]

@elasHow Think ist canon rock?

[ultimatenick37]

If Everything In A Game Is Overpowered

Does That Make It A Balanced Game?

[TheRedstoneFTW]

@ultimatenick37 NOPE! Chuck Testa

[dekuscrubbyfan888]

@ultimatenick37 Yes.

[FrostCCCP]

@ultimatenick37 yes, yes it does!

[phi1s0n]

know your meme = summerfags

[Milomia9]

Philosorapor is my favorite motivator. Of course I like pony motivators more but thats a huge meme, not JUST a motivator like philosoraptor or stupid fad thing like nyan cat. Its too obvious that I like ponies more and therefore doent even need to be mentioned. Beforeany trolls do it Ill say it myself... then why am I mentioning it. The answer: because ponies gonna pwn.

[VaderforprezAZ09]

"Technically..."

*Philosoraptor*

"Serotonin and Dopamine are the only things we enjoy."

[KaoKidd]

@TheMarkoSeke... your retarded.. of course.

[superburger817]

if a person makes a camp that helps kids with adhd focuse better

does that mean theyre starting to like us

[Fish98030]

GOD DAMMIT THAT SECOND PICTURE MADE ME LOSE THE GAME

[serefkana]

Why ARE pictures rectangular if lenses are round? o_0

[diegonikki]

whats next theasaurus rex :)

[emoralda666]

IF LORD INGLIP WAS SUMMONED? WHY THERES NO MEME? WE DEMAND THE DARK LORD!!!

[odin6616]

lol "Nye-an cat

[kiwininja100]

Q: is it canabalisim is a drink drinks a drink?

A: only if its a soda can

[TwinkiesProductions]

LMFAO @ 3:05

[Torffvit]

If you put a Chameleon in a room whose walls are covered in mirrors...

What color will he turn into?

[djshadowpain]

If a Quarter Pounder with Cheese is called Royale with cheese in France,

*philosoraptor picture*

What do they call the Big Mac then?

[Bluestarz5555]

If Fe is the chemical symbol for iron

*philosoraptor picture*

are all women ironmen?

[BurritoBazooka]

I lost The Game :( 0:57

[zaharius69]

for god sake, people go to 9gag dot com!

[ealdie24]

@zaharius69

9gag is for newbies, check out funnyjunk

[DitzyDaffy]

The videos finished

Better drink my own piss

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

haha, it's nyan cat, not nayan cat XD

[Ultrasound700]

@TheReasonWhyGuy in the bronies episode, his assistant pointed that out.

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

@Ultrasound700 I know :)

I watched that one first... I just loved pointing it out ;P

[Ultrasound700]

@TheReasonWhyGuy i tip my hat to you, from one troll to another. :)

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

@Ultrasound700 >8D

[maddenn1]

Ok, who else is watching the children play with velosoraptor on the T.V in the back??? I spelled it wrong so don't troll)