I Steal Pets - Rachel Bloom

[jackp4298]

story of my life

[greyblood65]

That's one way to make friends.

[pablodarko84]

hahahahhaha, i wanna marry her

[bill4long]

excellent

[carolineswagga341]

hahahahahahahahahahahaahaaaaa



[wynterkatt]

Oh god, Rachel Bloom, your songs are way too catchy. At least no one will arrest me for sexual harassment for humming this one at work...

[pwnttothemax]

this is actually a good song too. like dance party in the car good

[LegoMaster421]

Still Better than Rebecca Black

[PTH777]

@LegoMaster421 ...honestly, type 2 diabetes might be better than Rebecca Black. This is actually intentionally funny. Plus, Rachel can actually sing without auto-tune. And she's hot.

[calvert991]

@LegoMaster421 way better

[georgercop]

first few lines: "omfg not another 'Friday' or 'My Jeans'....please...

First chorus: AMG THIS IS AWESOME!!!! xD

[MYNAMEIST33J]

Why has this not got more recognition?! It's fabulous!!! :D Like literally. This shit is huge. Omg. So much love <3

[BBQPandaCakes]

...My life story... .__.

[mattdaniel1984]

ha ha thats funny

[chromzepher]

Hey hey hey stay out of my shed!

[MrTROLLFINITY]

@chromzepher Hotdiggedydemon? THUMBS UP FOR YOU MY FRIEND.

[SergeyKoroleFF]

I bet she knows exactly which seat she should take!

[boalchinhabolachinha]

at 0:49 .laugh  a lot

[rockaholic617]

hey hey hey stay out of my shed

[Widdekuu91]

LIKE A REAL LIFE SIMS!! Stealing other peoples pets and locking them up. Come on...I wasn't the only one, I just know.

[Daggerdog3127]

the funniness was ruined by her face...

[Extramrdo]

C'mon you guys, stop making fun of me for being shy, stay out of my shed!

[rockaholic617]

@Extramrdo holy shit

[ebonychan]

Y'ALL STAY OUTTA MY SHED, OKAY?

[TheBabiesDontKnow]

This is fantastic!

[Invaderphantomstar11]

Creepy O.0

[jarodwilllow]

yeah, she is a comedian, so this is not supposed to be serious :P

[wolfman3457]

i do this with peoples pens

[Daggerdog3127]

@wolfman3457 where do you get clothes that fit pens? :P

[MioneWeasley]

I am forever in shock of what I just watched.... dafaq?

I LOVE IT!

[hannahhydesayshi]

omg forever stuck in my head.

[LordSither1]

seriously, Autotune does not need to be used for an entire song... or in music at all... and stop being so fucking cookie cutter you rebecca black wanna be... imma go listen to Johnny Cash and then some Beatles followed by The Rolling Stones...

[LordSither1]

@LordSither1 funny but annoying

[blasto0g]

@LordSither1 Why would you listen to bugs and rocks? That doesn't sound very fun.

[guitarfreak1008]

@LordSither1 the song isn't suppose to be taken seriously I mean I bet of she sold this some dumb ass corporation would sell it, and no I am not into this music more into 70,80,90 rock.

[MissPeacok]

best song ever!

maybe i should do that too!

i havent got many friends...

[7sevenL]

Hey hey hey! Stay out of my shed!

[wynnefox]

@7sevenL My first thought too.

[gizeee909]

someone has issues.... O_O

[minato392]

:p better then rebbeca black

[helloareyouscardycat]

why this autotune :( Fuck me ray bradbury was way better :P

[Teri0is0Resa]

Anyone else get the nagging feeling that she actually murdered her parents...?

[thewildone]

@Teri0is0Resa

And then dressed them up and put them in the shed? Yeah.

[thewildone]

@Teri0is0Resa

That WOULD explain that weird shot in the grave yard at the end.

[MissLeahMarrie]

LOLOLOL I LOVE THIS

[facelights]

ahaha

[mykro76]

I appreciate your effort to try and caption your videos but the syncing is way off. I'd be willing to help you get them synced up correctly, if you're interested let me know.

[jacobh68]

Hello. It's Sarah's friends from Oz. My parents both are dead. BEOWWWWWWW!!!!!!

[DrSwirl]

she is awesome

[WilliamGarland]

AIDS

[macrons593]

Still better than rebecca black

[kelpcoo]

I'm pretty sure about 95% of the views for this video are from me.

[MrJpartay]

And my parents are dead. Lmfao wtf?

[squirc]

when she sings "yeah" it makes my naughty area tingle

[Dan55888]

When hot people pretend to be losers/nerds it really just comes off as insulting.

[AmyCreaner]

@Dan55888 implying nerds and losers can't possibly be hot? Talk about insulting ;)

[Dan55888]

@AmyCreaner If a hot person is ever a loser they certainly don't stay so for long (especially girls). People easily look over anything that would normally make someone unpopular if they are hot. If you don't see it happen I'd love to live in your little ignorant world.

[AmyCreaner]

@Dan55888 sounds like you're living in some sort of OC world or something. I know tonnes of people who are good looking who were even terribly bullied. It's not an "ignorant little world", it's life, dickhead. You're the one who needs an education in it since you're clearly incapable of having any sort of open minded viewGood luck.

[Dan55888]

@AmyCreaner Wish I could live in your High School Muscical world where the pretty girl takes off her glasses and is immediately the beautiful actress hired from the beginning or the handsome boy picked on has hidden talents in singing or something that immediately makes the whole school respect him. Having an open mind dosn't always lead to the truth, it can breed just as much ignorance when you put a fake face on everything. Ignorance is bliss. Good luck when your world comes crashing down.

[Dan55888]

@AmyCreaner and when I say hot I mean sterotypically hot as current society deems like this Rachel girl (big breasts, skinny, fair complexion etc,etc.) not in the hot in the eye of the beholder. Pretty also =/= hot btw in case you also think thats what I meant.  There are plenty of pretty unpopular people.

[FooBarr1]

I'm gonna flood every site I know with this video until it gets 2 million views.

[ifartinuface]

u have a lot of time dont u

[FooBarr1]

@ifartinuface I'm retired, Real old. Creepy, even. Ask me about my grandchildren in the shed

[mec567]

I know that I am not the only one attracted to this woman.

[skullyboyz69]

2:09 death STARE



[skullyboyz69]

2:19 best part ever



[FooBarr1]

If you could do cool things with your eyebrows, you would get 20X the views. Just sayin'

[steelvenom2003]

TRAGICALLY AND INCOMPREHENSIBLY UNDERVIEWED

[NotTheOrleansMaid]

@steelvenom2003

Could not agree more.

[jzbluth]

THIS IS MY LIFE HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?!

[redshark618]

Everyone falls for autotune. Everyone.

[mlocky0246]

it seems tht no one cares about tht other hot girl in the video

[KaylaCornsnake]

I'm going to make a video with this song.

[gracieundenisawesome]

this is so funny!

[01SYSTEMFAILURE]

omfg that's totally rebecca black! XD

[Nightmareahh]

Omg we got something in common!

[Remington61189]

like a psychotic Rebecca Black

[lgal56]

@Remington61189 thats redundant

[kylejnicholson]

it would actualy to take SO MUCH! effort to make this video, from concept, to writing the song!!!, to making that video! very involved comedy! amazing!!!

[lukasvezz]

what the fuck is wrong with her ?

[Yabloko91]

awesome.

the makers of this video probably don't care that you guys are horny btw. telling everyone won't get you or them off, so do something else about it.

[tooshort4u31]

Cuddles was totally a black kid's dog . . . .

[KatsumakiKupo]

That girl swag.

[TheNeonblueButterfly]

@KatsumakiKupo hurr hurr hurr..... i think you mean that girl has swag >D

[blackxheart00100]

forever alone

[blackxheart00100]

2:17 HAHAHAHAHA !!! XD !

[Scandalous276]

Take it Cuddles!!!!! LOL!

[xxxxhermione]

pets aren't yours, pets are mine.

[FckingBear]

0:16 sure, karaoke..

[guitarfrek]

im in the weird part of youtube again.

[cheapbedbreakfast]

Bubble gum pop...not even good.

[TessSilcox]

Heard you on the Paul Goebell Show.. Love your work Rachel!!

[mclewett23]

"And my parents both are dead..... WOH!"

[Dan55888]

with a rack like that though there is no way she would ever not be popular herself.

[Dan55888]

This is amazing. I know I'm late to this video but I'm glad I didn't miss it.

[narozzz]

Someone really needs to create a GIF of 0:48-0:51.

[Mileyangel321]

Why doesn't this have millions of views?

[SondrezFTW]

I think she steals pets from the popular people... I dont know why im thinking that o_O

[mart9375]

AUTO TUNE!?

What are you talking about!? ;)

[razzberrynola]

I want to have Rachel Bloom's babies



[HeraldandDonut]

I think SHE killed her parents!!!! Thumbs up if u agree!!!! Heehee!! I just can't stop laughing I can barely type

[theshingler420]

@HeraldandDonut yeah her parents probably found all the pets so she had to take em out

[MrUncfan17]

very funny

[xxskullbunnyxx]

i think its kinda weird lol

[Vibraza]

Hello from Russia, Rachele, we love you and your team :3

[EA5c00t3r]

I can imagine this being based on someone's real life experiences. lol

[aivzdog]

If my pets ever go missing I know who I am gonna go after!

[supercutie0012]

My school did this for our student broadcast and I came home and googled this cuz it's been stuck in my head all day! Lol!(: great song(:

[bjstnfear0]

Loves me some Rachel Bloom!

[ThePestan]

Finally a girl I can relate to. 

[Venomkills300]

I cry every time.

It's just so funny!

[killer89000000]

my parents both are dead .....BOOOOOOOOOM. :D

[Disco2005]

SPOSAMI!

[imakeyblademaster]

this song is so much better than rebecca blacks friday. LOVE THIS SONG AND FRIDAY IS THE DUMBEST SONG EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mightymelee]

Omg lol this song still cracks me up

[FHprincessX1]

i still love this

[BBPatterson12]

She needs to kill someone.

[HeraldandDonut]

How did I even get to this video?.....

[hahaishereman]

that awkward moment when the lyrics on the screen are really off.

[michaelovan]

Can't not be in love with Rachel Bloom after this confession

[SGxJenny]

If ur popular Betta watch ova yo pet every second Rachell steals pets from u!!

[HeraldandDonut]

I'm scared



[nyecorp]

You can steal my pets any day. And by 'pets' I mean 'penis'. And by 'steal' I mean 'use for sexual purposes'. And my that entire sentence I mean 'Marry Me'.

[WatcherAzrael]

This gets better every time I watch it!

[noelkristi]

This is literally one of my favorite things on YouTube. I sing it all the time.

[StefanB95]

@noelkristi Foreveralone

[3personcomedy]

I DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rustopia01]

i have a lot of "friends" too. high five!

[xoMPcuti3xo]

yeah... shes definitely NOT in 7th grade...

[hhero44]

@xoMPcuti3xo thats why its so funny

[sofmon]

rooof roof roofoofooffoff globe ya rache¡:)

[UnWinner]

This video gets better everytime I watch it

[aminkhedija]

As i heard "My parents both are dead BOOOOOOOOOO" i cant stop laughing XD

[HarleyQ]

This is better than Rebecca Black lol

[JoeDaiger]

I wish I could like this every time I watch it.

[benaaronwalters]

marry me ?

[artemiscolfe32]

Take it cuddles!

[Crakkah]

friday?

[Jcalvert95]

Okay, who else thinks she's the one who killed her parents?

[MultiSean56]

You are one fucked up girl

[noelkristi]

This is sooo good!

[JamesDeMarcoForReal]

Wait, what was her gesture for karaoke again?

[taguchi994ever]

take it Cuddles



[MrThelegend95]

She looks a bit old to be in 7th grade? No?

[Proletariat12]

@MrThelegend95 She's obviously not in 7th grade and she never claimed to be. The point of this skit is that she relives her dreams with the pets in place of real friends. So she is able to go to the 7th grade dance with them even though she wasn't able to go when she was in 7th grade.

[Muchtutty]

story of my life...

[glitterurmombunnii]

You look A LOT Like my psychology teacher... ironic isn't it?

[shittyfagg]

oh.. right.. that thing at 2:12 was a microphone. My bad.

[NINTENDOlp]

Hey girl, you wanna go on a date at the pet park?

[mahoma2007]

*Foreveralone* xD

[Moussecandy]

@mahoma2007 More like "fur-ever alone"!

[stellaluna92]

take it cuddles!!!!

[krissrocks]

thumbs up if you where looking for tips then you came across a song

[catshavesouls]

I steal hookers. How did this one get loose and make a video?

[xoxorocksox]

pets rnt urs pets r mine!

[CaptainNuggetKG]

I want to be a pet !

[val5214]

me and my gf would go to the flea market and walk by this booth in one bldng that did picture frames. behind the counter, the lady there had this fat dachshund sitting on a stool next to where they had the cash register. I asked once how much for the dog and they got upset. I joked that I would come back and kidnap the dog by grabbing and throwing him in a empty potato sack and run out. when the market appears we always walk by the booth and laugh at the dog

[Megaseven]

I love this video so much. The over-autotune is so great and the lyrics are crazy catchy.

Looking forward to whatever comes next!

[Beaverallergies]

I steal pets from the popular people, my parents both are dead. BOO!