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  • 21 May? You pegged this one, Joe. Good on you! I hope you'll be back online SOON. I miss your reports.

  • Joe, Where the heck are you? Hope you are well. Any of you who know where I can find old Joe please let me know. I have become fond of his doomsday predictions. I even agree that if Americans don't wake the Fuck up our grandchildren will live in a very different America.

  • Hey Joe, God never talked to me either but It looks like calamities like tsunamis, earth quakes, oppressions and depressions are engulfing us all, the Big one is coming to LA( it is only a prediction), please if you are living in LA get as far away as you could possibly get from the west coast the earth quake that I am talking about will change the geography of the west coast.

  • Mr Joe, thank you for posting your video.

  • Thanks for the double honk, Joe :) Just getting over my massive cold. Yeah, there are a lot of deluded people out there. Did you ever see the documentary JESUS CAMP? (I'm sure, it's somewhere online. That's some truly scary shit.

  • The last day will come for who's dies .1_83 Santiago amen .......

  • Woahahahahaha !!! great video. :-)

    Nutjobs.

    Oh, and btw: I am God. ;-)

  • Hey Joe, god only whispers in the ears of those who are schizophrenic, have temporal lobe epilepsy, or who (conveniently) have a political agenda regarding the so-called "holy" land.

    Can I get a fart noise for those 400 individuals who possess more than the "bottom" 50% of the US population? And a honk for you, Tiny Tim, & all of the other players in our rapidly unfolding Orwell-meets-Dickens tale?

  • Isn't it obvious the END already came and went. There is no life on this planet. It's an imagenary figment of your grossly intact nogen. Spread the word not your cheeks, it already stinks like hell on this ball of free wasted energy.

  • Scan the small adds the day after for some cool deals!

  • I think the religious start rumors of specific dates as being "the end" to whip the ignorant into a fevered festival of frivolity ,and then when nothing happens they'll stand there and say "see how sinful you are".

  • A lot of Christians have screwed over a lot of other Christians by claiming 'The end is nigh.', 'I can talk to God for you.','You are not a good Christian unless you donate 1000s'

    It's like they are all vying for a Darwin award.

  • I've known several people who've talked to God directly... Albeit they all were high on PCP when it happened... ;-)

  • @sizzlot And whats the other name for pcp,thats right ,ANGEL DUST.......go figure.

  • As I understand this deity named God, his only concern is that you worship him..period. Have you read the bible? He puts the Jews through hell because they turn their eye from worshiping him for one minute and BAM! Down comes his wrath. Or what about poor Jobe? Nice that God didn't have anything better to do but make a bet that no matter what, Jobe would continue to worship him. And the final warning of what could happen to you...Jesus

  • Actually I will be cosmically laughing lmao if the nut jobs in the RV's turn out to be right.

    Sun explodes........

  • I've been watching your vids since I came out of my Educational System-induced coma.

    Can I get a "honk"?

    Peace

    -Grizz

  • Ring, Ring...

    "Hello?"

    *pause*

    "Hey, Sludge, it's God on the phone. You want me to give him a message?"

  • MAY 21st.!!!!!  What time?

  • 2011? i guess they moved up the 2012 apocalypse?

  • If this is the end of the world I really want to spend the last few weeks with my mother inlaw. I figure that will make my final days feel like an ETERNITY !!

  • I have a nice well-deserved vacation planned on May 22 .. so I really hope they are wrong ;)

  • LHAO...LMAO

  • If Dick Cheney is one of them, I would believe it because he very likely had a hand in planning it.

  • @stormcrow2525 I wasn't aware that judgment day would be planned by the devil!!

  • I heard of the May thing last year too. Man, when it didn't happen the people went into metaphysical shock. Any date picker is guaranteed wrong. So I can pretty well assure you that is not the date. Could be sooner or later or never or always. Maybe the end of the world is a state of mind.

  • How about a honk for the End of the World Gang and their RV's that ran out of gas. God, I can't afford 5 bucks a gallon either. lol

    Thanks for the smile Joe!

  • The world is always ending, Come nightfall it will end the day of another. Chances are though one day, life as we know it will stop. What actually happens is the earth settles toward its most stabile energetic shape and shakes enough to kill most evertything.. How old is civiliaztion again? 10K or thereabouts tops. If it ends, i hope i die quickly and painlessly. What more can you hope for beyond another sunny day.

  • lolol

  • Take care friend.

  • I guess God wants to wait until after Mothers Day. LOL

  • Joe...I'm charging up my credit cards, buying everything I ever wanted, partying like there's no tomorrow..the day is near....it's over..... bwahahahha.....

  • I'll tell you the "end" is going to come to the ones that pissed their money and common sense away..

    How about the folks on that sailboat planning to hand out bibles to Somalian pirates,(or whatever) I mean seriously, what were they thinking? God fearing or not sad to see such a waste of resource. Go to Detroit and preach to the masses about the end being near, at least they would have a clue .

    Thanks Joe for your continued videos

  • long live dah cuooons

  • Yep, I interviewed the spokesman with Familyradio that is one of the "Voices" spreading this B.S.! It's a big scam! I will place that interview as a response to this one!

  • I live in an RV and we are not all crazy. On second thought I am probably not the best example.

  • Be a Barry whacker.

  • Awesome video :)

  • Hope they are running that credit card bill up on that fear trip , God will be knocking at their door soon. saying Pay Up Fools , on Bp's Master Plan protection.

    hahahaha

  • Here is a side note for you Our PM has just ordered that the letter head be changed from Government of Canada to the Harper government Yep we have a mad man for a PM with 33 % of the seats our little nut bar has just usurped the head of State's authority broken his sworn oath and screamed Hi I am an out of control narcissist to the world and nation Just wanted to let you know your not the only ones rules by mad men May I have a honk for the new country of Harperland ?

  • I remember back when I was in high school, all of the so-called "Christians" sitting in their lawn chairs in the neighborhood community stores parking lot waiting for the rapture to occur.

  • Joe can I get a honk for the English Defense League and peoples right to live together peacefully .

  • And the person that predicted May 21 has already missed their calculation three times. LOL

  • Glenn Beck is awesome .

  • May 21 son's of bitches thy couldn't wait 9 Fing days so it would be on my birthday

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