Jesco White on Sloppy Eggs

[bdichiro]

and then there was jesco....

[SomeDude138]

" and ole Jesco's dancing in his daddy's shoes"

[NathanArnoldCharging]

Somebody needs to write and record a song called "Ode To Jesco" and use the audio from this video, as the closing sample at the end of the song.

[Shturbly]

the best part of him ran down his mamas thigh and into the shag carpet.

[justhammond3]

twiztid brought me here

[dawnremains]

20 People like sloppy slimy eggs.

[shellsuitstrangler]

Damn right! Who eats sloppy eggs anyways.

Especially scrambled... Hold it down son

[MrFireinthehole420]

I've been married for ten years. This might be the only way. Thank you for the words of wisdom!

[justhammond3]

cmon who else was brought here cuz of ashtrays and actionfigures i know i was whoop whoop

[pimpdaddy316]

I think my next tattoo will be a sloppy slimey egg with a cracked shell that says JW on it.

[gymnasticboi87]

i would love to roll a fat joint a smoke it with all the whites before i die !! that the 1st thing on my bucket list

[chewygooch1]

Damn right Jesco!

[Biasdimantle]

I just discovered this family yesterday yet heard it a million times from a mastodon album.. I want to smoke with him one night..

[Crustydraw]

she should consider herself lucky...... i once strung a horrible cook out of a fouth story window right after I cut her gut so when the rope stopped he the guts kept goin....... the cut neck is merciful of jesse

[cmferguson73]

20 people dont understand the importance of culinary excellence.

[jhatt25]

sounds like a reasonable request!!!!!!!

[joshuaandrew92]

I used to make sloppy, slimy eggs. But then I took a butcher knife to the knee.

[PigPhuker]

But can it beat Porpoise Peppermill?

[UtubeAndres]

*Jesco

[nauort23]

@UtubeAndres  I'll travel a little further back, grab Jethro and we can have a 4way.

[UtubeAndres]

I wish I could travel back in time and have sex with Jethro

[WeirdTrueTales]

Aigs!

[six0sick]

I can not see a flaw in this man's argument. And therefore in my humble opinion, the homicide if it were to take place,...hypothetically speaking... would be justified. All I'm saying, that's all I'm sayin

[laceybaby18]

he is scary yet sexy I need help

[WeirdTrueTales]

@laceybaby18 I feel the same way!

[nauort23]

@laceybaby18 Join the club.

[tj4steelers]

Can't blam him on that one... I hate sloppy slimmey eggs too.

[92ismiley]

Quite the gentlemen are we?

[cainsmammalsauce]

Mastodon - Lifesblood - Hail to Fire \m/etal as fuck

[Naturalkindaguy]

Sloppee slomee aggez

[Ctwomble]

And I took the butcher knife and put it up ta her neck!!!

[Morthund]

and if you give him cold bacon, why, then he won't even warn you before you die

[gdh1984]

@Morthund HELL NO!!! your just DEAD AS SHIT!!! if you give jesco cold bacon.

[dragline13]

He and Chuck Norris probably run an IHOP together.

[monkeyswrenchs]

bitch make me a sandwich

[willingtotry]

YES @werewolfmatingritual

[rebeldaddy1968]

Mississippi loves jesco!

[gdh1984]

@argmanarg not only sloppy man they were also SLIMY...man my wife would have been choking on her own blood lol j/k Jescos fucking awesome cant wait to get my copy of the dancing outlaw.

[sazji]

Damn right! Man's gotta put his foot down sometimes!

[12salem]

How long have they been video taping this guy ? In other vids he looks about 73

[AirlayLeekoh]

Jesco looks like Richard Ramirez

[dstrubs23]

@AirlayLeekoh Sue Bob is a dead on richie ramirez look alike

[roadblock8]

Yeah, there really is no excuse for sluppy, slummy eggs.

[DireAxis]

You may question any other person taking a knife to someone over eggs, but with Jesco it just seems downright logical.

[ItsThoseWhiteKids]

I like the way he says "tomorrow"

[motherfecker123]

lmfao LOOOOVE jesco white!

[nuck81]

I love the dramatic zoom in...

[gatorhighlights4]

Slahme aygs

[bbygrl85848]

i wanna do drugs with jesco too

[bbygrl85848]

we should all treat our old ladys like this

[mortybot47]

I want to do drugs with Jesco.

[RugbyDemon6789]

actually i take that back wathced little more videos and am beginning to like him haha

[octopusoranje]

"slahppy, salami ehgs" - i love the way this man talks

[sweedeedee89]

Ga Ga Pee Pap Cuyler

[truckduck13]

I don't "like" this video...I LOVE it!

[99whatever99]

He was actually a good looking guy. Pretty eyes.

[cbappa2]

@99whatever99 I agree, no homo. In some videos he looks like canadian singer sam roberts to me

[sillygirlb]

@99whatever99 thats exactly what i thought when i saw the documentary

[anfony22]

.....over eggs

[DrPenusbutt]

words to live by

[macadocious3000]

BWAH HAHAHAHAHA!!! "... If u wanna LIVE... To see TOMOWA..." LMAO!!!

[bamastardo]

Cannibal corpse used it first

[DeadlyDictator]

@bamastardo Mastodon is better, although i love both bands. MASTODON LIVE KC BEAUMONT CLUB 11/14 BE THERE OR DIE

[TheOriginalShredneck]

@bamastardo awesome I love cc what song was it?

[DeadlyDictator]

and then HAIL TO FIRE COMES ON!!!!!!!!! MOTHER FUCKIN MASTODON!!!!!!!

[silentevil77]

Don't mess with breakfast

[metallicatt316]

LMAO



[MissManInBlack]

he sounds like my ex. and he would have done something like that. or just not eaten it and refused to speak to me for days. 

[rolandxcalibur]

@argmanarg best comment

[lordvladislas]

i think this family is pretty cool with the exception of all the blantant drug use around kids and shit. i mean come on she was really that surprised when cps took her baby. i dunno if its just a w.virgina thing, but here in texas we keep our drugs away from children

[Levisnteeshirt1]

@lordvladislas do you honestly believe ,,, people from WV are like this ?? isolated bunch ,, they're smarter than you if the truth is told , they make money off of your fasination of them

[lordvladislas]

@Levisnteeshirt1 hm some how i really doubt the intelligence is higher than mine, plus i can't figure out how their makin money off me watchin a youtube video

[Levisnteeshirt1]

@lordvladislas if you have one thought that leads you to believe all people from WV are this way ,, yes I do believe the Whites from WV are gifted with more thought capacity than you

[lordvladislas]

@Levisnteeshirt1 right, you probably believe a lot of crap, but that don't make it true.

[tgrfan42069]

the only thing missing from the whites last name is the word trash..the bitch in the movie crying because they took her baby..i hope she never got the kid back..snorting coke in the hospital room while the baby was in there.bunch of classless white trash is all they are..they loved their mom so much but smoked pot in front of her on her birthday while she was saying she didnt like to be around pot.

[Chargeglass]

@tgrfan42069 It was pills they were snorting, but I agree.

[mitza1126]

@tgrfan42069 She was snorting crushed pills, babe. As in something her doctor prescribed to her. Not even an illegal drug. We have the crooked healthcare system & Pfizer et al. to thank for that. The pharmaceutical industry has destroyed small-town America. :(

[Ibucfio]

Wow

[TheOriginalShredneck]

the real life Early Cuyler.

[spidermonkey651]

im his neighbor ............ ooops 

[andrewmrph7]

no offense to jesco but i bet yall 5 bucks them eggs were just right

[aggierugger6]

thats like eggs 101

[aggierugger6]

thats like eggs 101

[idahodad1]

I don't understand how he's the man after treating another person this way. A real man would fry his own eggs to his liking or earns the respect of the spouse to make the extra effort to make suitable eggs. Jesco is an asshole.

[nathanjamesbaker]

@idahodad1 I think he was "hamming" it up for the camera. Or would that be "egging" it up?

[Quillons1]

@idahodad1 It's statements like this that make it obvious you're from Idaho. I suppose I should be surprised but when I saw you were from there I just heard my mind give a classic "ohhhhhh. of COURSE!" Thanks for the morality lesson. Good thing we have you to point out that the Jesco Whites aren't the guys to idolize.

[idahodad1]

@Quillons1 Your welcome.

[frootypebz]

saw him tap in cincinnati last night, he's the man, mamie was there too. it was religious!

[BodiesInMyBackyard]

"If you wanna live to see tomorrow" Hahahahahahah Jesco's the man!!!

[glompix]

mr smash mouth please eat these eggs

[sigwart]

@thebigdaddyof4 LOL. That's a proper sense of humor to compliment this interview.

That film was one of the funniest films i've ever seen. This guy is a legend.

[WizKhalfiaable]

like a boss.

[dgprickett]

lol MASTODON!!!!!!!!!

[caramelfrube]

Lmao. One of the best parts of the film. (:

[nicole87miller]

I saw it on netflix also.. Love this movie<3

[gheester60]

West Virginia is no different from all the other states. We all have our share of "interesting families". I love watching all these videos. Can anyone tell me how I can find the movie?

[skully4795]

@gheester60 i watched it on netflix......a bunch of times!

[markterry1994]

I love it....thats funny..Next time he should go to the Waffle House

[jevers1026]

Slommy Eggs and Ham by Dr. Jesco

[aaronhalpain]

Aggs!

[c4r50n1]

MASTODON.

[rek1225]

I forgot he thinks he's Elvis.

[MrJonez33]

and this is why West Virginia has the rep it does....smh

[Jo318]

Check out my song I wrote due to this excellent quote

Search in youtube Sloppy Eggs - Jordan Wilson

[tropewhat]

sloppy slommy eggs

[99camarosupersport]

Waste of life

[finnbarrhagan]

those southern men know how to treat their women, i can really sympathise with him. if only we could suck our own dicks, we wouldent need those bitches. god bless amerika.

[billybrowning25]

"If you wanna live to see tommorol you better start fryin dem eggs a little bit better than what you been fryin em cuz im tarrd of eatin sloppy slimy ayggs."- Jesco White

[wemolaski]

if you wanna live to see tomorow cook french toast

[bnp90]

Wow, I live like an hour away from this dude. Lol

[ickytips]

@bnp90

oh, man.... that's insane.

the White's are completely fucked; the whole fucking family.

[grantward77]

@bnp90 what town is in he? I know it's Boone County but not sure what town...

[mcdieselful]

makes sense



[LordPopeyeAlphaDog]

@thebigdaddyof4 And they all said, Amen.....

[evilmeatball]

Mastodon - "Hail to Fire" uses this as the intro

[JoNbOyyy1]

Ayggs... lmao

[cdsbrands]

"If you too, are tahred of eatin sloppy, slimy ayggs, vote me, Jesco White, for your President of the Younited States of Merica. I promise to all of ya'll, these ayggs will see the justice of Merica!"

[MayhemAgent]

Now here is a man that knows what he wants.

[rhburns23]

Well said Jesco

[samus06]

Is it good or bad that I heard this quote from Mastodon first, and have lived in West Virginia for my 23 years of life?

[tbowles08]

Funniest Shit

[pulsedrop]

FUCKING WHITE PEOPLE, HOW DO THEY WORK???

[poopstainmcgoo]

@pulsedrop A lot better than non whites

[Slipe032]

@pulsedrop

Though they may appear stupid...One thing is for sure..As poor as they are, they are not depending on the Government to provide for them like most Niggers...As a matter of fact, research in Ohio where they just had to lower test scores for the Police Dept so Black People could pass it...Pitiful!!

[cmfishburn]

@Slipe032 What he hell are you talking about? Watch the movie, the point is made that the whole family are masters of getting gov checks! No one in the movie has a job except for the one White to ever leave WV.

[christinamharper]

@pulsedrop First you put in an application. Then typically you pass a drug test. Then pull your pants up above your ass and show up on time everyday.

[lisamorgan51]

awwwwe  poor baby.. NOT

[QUEENMTS]

wow he looks perfect

[PhatPat67]

Inbred backwoods retards.....

[Squadillah]

13 people are tired of eatin' sloppy, slimy eggs!

[Shonn1022]

@DB73093 Anything is possible in West Virginia!

[ericwho1984]

His eyebrows are pefect.

[Straight4Edge]

long live the dancing outlaw!!!

[doommar4u]

this dude is just like my wifes brother hey stevie you dumb ass

[MyRalph10]

He a good dancer!

[MyRalph10]

thank you1111111

[MyRalph10]

thank you

[joeytrimble]

Dude sounds like my dad lmao

[kylesalyer45]

tard uh euhten SLIMEH, SLOPPEH EAGS

[TheEmilio16]

It's slimy eggs, not salami or anything else. I'm from the South too and easily understand every word.

[thegreat1141]

the whites is the funniest f-ucking movie ever

[amj27f]

why dont al you frenchie lovin mother fuckers stop lookin at Jesco. Jesco done more with his dam feet then yall will ever do with your minds.

[cmfishburn]

@amj27f what the hell do the french have to do with anything?????????????

[spartin96so]

eggs keep the coal field rollin

[brianwallace33]

there is a Mastadon song that starts with this. i always wondered where it came from

[gremlin0890]

@brianwallace33 what song?! i gotta hear this haha

[thisisyourgrandma]

haha! i'm from west virginia so i didnt even notice it sounded like he said salami

[Oracle13]

@thisisyourgrandma Then you must not be from WV. Im from Texas and I can understand the man...

[bigdaddytanner]

Jesco fans, come support his brand new song co-written by the man himself! ''The Dancing Outlaw'' is Jesco's brand new bio song. A lot of years, heartaches, and struggles are pourd out into this future classic. To listen, just click on my channel. All comments will be read by Jesco as well. Thanks for supporting JW all these many years. He appreciates each and every one of you fans more than you will ever realize.

[trinocular]

lol @ "salami eggs"

[MrColonelAngus]

He hasn't even started up about the grits yet.

[steelerfanTX]

He's tard of it....dam it!

[beavismarket]

12 people like sloppy, slimy eggs

[sethzky77]

Just fucking fix the eggs right woman!

If she can't even fix up some eggs, get rid of her.

[JCI1990]

its slimy. Who the fuck eats salami eggs. Im from tennessee and i can tell you with my trained ear that it is slimy. Sloppy and Slimy eggs.

[DMCubic]

@JCI1990 Wisconsin guy here - living proof you don't have to be Southern to know it's "slimy."

[x2cb]

Bout time somebody knows how to deal with a woman!

[kthrnforest]

Baby I know.

[ntrnate]

damn we should start making jesco jokes, fuck chuck noris jesco could make em cook fried eggs if he wownid 2

[wlcometothemachine]

@mikefiore6 I would vote for Jesco White before I would Obama.

[chrisfuckinlacko]

ya slimy sloppy eggs suck!

[JERSEYDEVILJB]

Fry dem eggs woman, hahahaha

[JoshuahDigital]

I find myself saying, "i'm turrd a eatin' sloppy slimay eggs" at random moments in the day pretty often.

@JoshuahDigital Bahahaha! My whole filler lines for this fucking week has been that!!! hhahah!