Perfect minecraft secret entrance

[stormtrooper302]

I once was mining.

the glass was shining.

as I mined a rock

i was in shock

because the rock turned into herobrine

[stormtrooper302]

there once was a man from nantucket

he collected his trash to chuck it

as he walked out the door

he fell on the floor

and got his head stuck in a bucket!

[stormtrooper302]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

This video stinks

So said P.U!

[worldofgaming1111]

U cood die u idiot it burns u or u get stuck duuh

[Atreidas1]

1080p

720p

380p

Cake

Poems

Cookies

Sh*t

Death

This video.

[MrDavid0708]

does'nt work anymore after they patched being able to jump at the top of the ladder which you would need for this to work

[jsiff93624]

@MrDavid0708 i think theyre bringing that back in 1.2. also though you can easily burn yourself in lava with this

[AlucardDracula55]

What If youre Not Fast Enough And Get Stuck In the Cobble :D

[TheZannerzx]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

god made me handsome

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!

[123minibig]

I like to eat planes....

[robloxian878]

roses are red violets are blue i sense a troll oh look here i am!

[MrDodgerSmith]

Duh!

The Millitary are dead

The Tank is Dead

The Sarge is dead

Capt is dead

Everybodies dead

Saving Private Ryan with a base

[MrDodgerSmith]

roses are yellow

violets are yellow

teeth are yellow

My house smells like cheese shit

Say Cheese for you teeth to glow

Cheese! im a Rat!

[Braydon91699]

Roses Are Tits,

Violets Are Tits,

I Like Tits,

Tits.

[TABVideoProductions]

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!1!!!

[ncip007]

Violets are gay

You Are too

Come over here

So i can kill you

[zambo909]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm a guy

Let's go eat

[Mrgmr102]

Roses Are Red

Violets Are Blue

You suck so much

so it sucks to be you!

[VGSxSkILLZ]

Roses are brown

Violets are brown

Why the hell does everyone keep shiting on my flowers???

[TheMonkeybomb1999]

roses are boobs

violets are boobs

i love boobs

BOOBS

[northflank]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

this poem makes no sense

Microwave.

[AndroidT01187]

Roses are red

my poem no rhyme

Get back in the kitchen

Elephant

[TheRickrollmasta]

roses are red

violots are blue

this doesnt make sense sine i fucked ur mom

boobies

[Undeadshoota]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I Fucked your sister

Now get out of my house

[recoilhurts]

Roses are Red

Canada is Purple

I suck a poems

Refrigerator

[TheEleteGamerGirl]

roses are brown...

violets are brown...

WHO KEEPS SHITTING ON MY FLOWERS!

[brainman67]

roses are red

violest are blue

oh my god water an blood

oh wait lava an water

[jerrymczingerdoodle]

roses are red

violets are red

SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

[twistedcreations111]

you mine the cobblestone and your pickaxe breaks "OH SHIT I'M STUCK"

[NuTrAFx]

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

God Made Everyone Beautiful

What the Fuck happened to you? :P

[huntercole1]

Roses are gone

Violets are gone

They just had sex

Fart

[JoshuaThe12345678910]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

And the poems in Soviet Russia writes you

[MigulFlash]

this is good but u need a pickaxe just to get into your base fast?

[ILLBETHERE2013]

roses are red

violets are blue

in soviet russia

poem rights you!!!

[ShaunRigby]

@ILLBETHERE2013 *writes

[ILLBETHERE2013]

@ShaunRigby ya ik i was in a hurry

[ShaunRigby]

@ILLBETHERE2013 Its the same amount of letters.

[scimitar512]

sad that this is rendered moot by the two ladder updates (every block ladder placement and hitbox fix) D:

[kregjoint]

Roses are red

Violets are blu

I have five fingers

The middle one's for you!

[XBOXISSOOSHIT]

@kregjoint LOL

[minecraftaddict1234]

isint it suspicous some convinent generator just lies around?

[sameei21]

roses are brown chocolate is whit stop being racist mother fucker

[LegitamentTurtle]

Roses are Waffles

Violets are chickens

Spiders are scary

Lets press post

[MojangNews]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

If you dont play minecraft

Then FUCK YOU!

[0PhotoBlue0]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have a gun

get in the van

[CrookedSpud]

Roses r redish, violets r blueish, u have no foreskin so u must be Jewish :P

[tjmmachine]

u mouse/keyboard rattles so much and its really annoying

[billionaire5526]

Roses are red

Nuts are round

Skirts are up

Panties are down

Belly to belly

Skin to skin

When it's stiff

Stick it in!

Now that's a fu****g love poem!

[MonarchKay]

Roses are red,

They don't wear shoes,

Why doesn't YouTube,

Have a revise button.

[MonarchKay]

Roses are red,

Apples are too,

This fad is confusing,

But pretty fun too.

[ukcrazy99]

Whats up with these stupid poems

[EpilepticTomato]

Hindus are dead

Jews are too

i am a Muslim

I hate you



[forro34]

roses are red

violets are blue

I can't rhyme

cat

[GameCrazy58769]

roses are red

violets are red

im red

your red

he wumbo

she wumbo

*insert comment about arrows and knees*

wait why are people making poems on this random video o.0

[ILLBETHERE2013]

roses are pink

violets are green

oh shit im in the 70's

[Farrrthestguitarrest]

Roses are red

Violets are dead

Your mom stepped on them

Cause she wasn't fed

[ILLBETHERE2013]

roses are red

violets are blue

my shit stinks

so does your poo



[thisisapass]

what is with these poems?

[Austintatiousness11]

Roses are Blue

Violets are 7

This Poem makes no Sense

Refrigerator

[stitchcameron19]

Why the hell is everyone making poems.

[mjsiavos]

@stitchcameron19 cuz

roses r epic

violets r blu

ur spelling is shit

and mine is too.

just kidding bro, ur spelling is fine.

[crackhead0606]

@stitchcameron19 cuz dey liek being retarded



[CasperLauritsen]

My penis is red

My hands are glued

Oh, there's my pet..

...Not time to be nude

[TheLegendTamer]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

thought this was a love poem?

sucks to be you!

[mrstuntzing]

roses are red

violets ar-

fuck it i have a knife

get in my van

[sergant45]

Roses are flowers

Violets are too

dont mess with who

or ill kill u

[ApertureAssistance]

Roses are dead

Violets are rued

I just killed them

Yay. :)

[joeptjoep1]

roses are red

violets are red

i took an arrow in the knee

blood is squirting everywhere

[zandorza]

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who the fuck pooped in my town XD

[zandorza]

Roses are brown

[MrIlikerobots]

Roses are plants

Violets are too

Violets are purple

Not freakin blue

[Radnyxerr]

Roses... are red.

Violets... are blue.

I suck at rhyming...

tits :3

[lukenuke115]

cock vs ball

[OriginalWashYoHands]

Roses are red,

Violets are blue ( actually they're purple)

I need to use the toilet now. O_O

[djlocman3]

Roses are red,

Violets are purple,

Stop writing poems,

Or I'll kill you

LOL! Seriously, stop wrtiting poems!

[SirTygaNet]

Roses are Blue

Violets are Red

This Poem Makes No Sense

Tits

[Waldschrat123]

Roses are grey

Violets are grey

Everything's grey

I'm a fucking dog

[Bergumat]

@Waldschrat123 YES!

[Mrcanadianjew]

@Waldschrat123 actualy, dogs can see many colors, just not green

[MrRetukka]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I hate poems so fuck you!

[DeMasterMick]

i have a strange tendency to scroll up...

[vandrewv777]

Roses are red

Violet are blue

U look Hilary Clinton

Eating dog poo

[patr4547]

you could do this with still water, so and that it becomes smothstone :P?

[MrSmexyTheBeast]

It would be useful if no one noticed the random cobblestone laying on the ground.

[bluppy2010]

Is everybody here just using as many overused comments as possible? I might as well join in.

I see you have a green lightsaber... oh wait, thats your like bar.

[Captainpuff117]

Recorded using a potato

[Zabybos]

this works for 1.0

[JedMiner]

does it work in Multiplayer?

[thereactionman1]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

everyone is perfect

But what happened to you?

[Shrano193]

@thereactionman1 Stealing jokes wont get you thumbs up. ( You just changed a bit, don't say it is that different from TheAnimalWHIT3's comment.)

[AwesomeRaffi27]

I used to make Roses are red jokes...

[Portalplay22]

0:40 "You Have No Way Of Knowing Its There... except the f****** cobblestone!

[chevysb400]

@Portalplay22 but which cobblestone?

[gingermaniac2522]

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I want some cake,

How about you?

[beatdathaguy98]

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

If you dont shut up

Ima poop on you

[physcokilerrr]

Roses are Grey

Violets are Grey

Im Dead

And Colourblind -.-

[HBV16]

roses are red

violets are blue

i have a gun

get in the van

[TheCharmanderGuy]

roses are red

violets are blue

im taking a dump

are you to? 0_0

[Wwefan81921]

ಠ_ಠ Stop with the god damn poems!

[terrariaforminecraft]

I dye.I dont have a pick.I cant get in my house.

[PeedoBuddy]

@terrariaforminecraft You can break cobble with your hands derp

[xJustForGiggles]

Doesnt water and lava make obsideon?

[MrJhonTroller]

@xJustForGiggles If water touch the source of the lava it will make obsidian. If touchs flowing lava only stupid cobblestone

[zantok2309]

Nice!!  :)

[lemonandlimewithsalt]

roses are red

violets are red

grass is red

i killed a bunch of ppl

[thelinkinparkfan504]

Roses are black

Violets are black

Everything is black

My eyes are glued shut

[DudezOFGaming]

My mom asked me if i wanted chocolate milk,

And i said yes.

[sanoj275]

Roses are brown

Violets are brown

Can someone stop shitting in my lawn?

[MrRaccoonraccoon]

@sanoj275

roses are red

violets are red

WTF MY GARDEN IS ON FIYA!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[sephiroththephoenix]

poems are red

blood is blue

please kill me

or i shoot you

[JMZ619]

@sephiroththephoenix if you have a gun why wouldn't you just kill yourself?

[myronez]

@grundeir Very nice idea however this tutorial was made a long time ago in alpha whereas your design is in 1.7+

[myronez]

@jfmn24 Digwanker

[failisim7]

Roses are red, violates are blue, I like to kill Fred, as well as you!

[DSGMINECRAFT]

redstone is red

diamond is blue

op me or i grief you

LOL

[Coastergeekperson04]

Roses are red

Voilets are blue

In Soviet Russia,

Poem write YOU!!!

[Pehc90]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

...Well not really

Cheesecake

[pipinghotsos]

This is weird

This is weird

This is weird

Why is everyone making random poems?

[ROBLOXISTHESHIZ]

@666marmaleda

Fffffffffffuuuuuūuuuuuuuuuüuuu­uûuuuuuuuùuuuuuuuuúuçk

[666marmelada]

whats the point of this game?

[2eluce]

roses are nowhere

violets are nowhere

tree is crushed

darn, an earthquake.

[isaacwade1892]

roses are black

violets are yellow

tree is rainbow.....

what have i been smoking?

[mrsantiagrox]

hey don't you think that cobblestone is very suspictus in the middle of a forest?

[WiseOldBill]

roses are red

trees are red

grass is red

Shit! the gardens on fire!

[PVTglenn]

@Tweety22173 huis using single player commands his type /give torch 81 And then u would get

[MattKitten]

Not actually a bad way to have a secret basement, really. the trick behind it is not catching yourself on fire when you get back out...

[Tweety22173]

81 torches? i thought you can only have 64...

[TheDromenon]

I have a secret entrance, a pick and a shovel.

[Quaz1AndCounting]

Roses are green

Violets are green

I farm green flowers

It's all weed

[sjhuntzz]

no it really works

[sjhuntzz]

IT FRECKIN WORKS THANKS

[Akamaru724]

Roses are red.

Violets are blue,

creepers are near,

sucks for you.

[Ruhlar000]

When god gives you lemons, make lemonade. When god gives you limes, well fuck.

[jfmn24]

after 30 seconds i decided not to watch anymore. waste my time you fuking whelp

[Diaryofaninja]

I haz a piston door wall hidden something something check out mai channel ;D

[pedrolioni]

roses are red

violets are blue

in crap at poems

banana

[retrogamestr]

eggs

milk

bread

butter

[TheAnimaLWHiT3]

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

God made everyone beautiful,

What the fuck happened to you?

[Pehc90]

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

But a face like yours belong to the Zoo

Don't be sad, little you.. Frankenstein was ugly Too.

[Pehc90]

@Pehc90 actually it was probably Frankensteins monster but whatever.

[SeeJay2123]

can you make it without dying on the way up?

[megav365]

roses are blue

cookies are yellow

i like pie

window

[sulkze]

roses are red

violets are blue

poetry is gay

and so are you

[ninjatiger95]

81 torches...

[zhengjohnny123]

Roses are pink

I don't really know

microwave

refrigerator

[zhengjohnny123]

roses are red

violets are blue

i suck at poetry

washing machine

[KeatonGuy12]

transcribe audio @ 3:03... o_O

[MrLINCE6]

griefers will hear the water moviment , your secret entrance is doomed

[Tcheek10]

stop repeating the same joke guys its not funny anymore get a new one, an ORIGINAL one.

[coleo101101101]

Roses are dead

violets are green

charlie sheen is winning

.....Am I understood

[gyap01]

C-C-C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker!!!

[PonewzTutorials]

Roses are gray

Violets are gay

I like cake

and im a slutty pedobear

[TheHeroic5]

my breakfast was red

my lunch was blue

my shit is purple

[alwaysmaggot11]

roses are red, but there are also pink, yellow, and white varieties.

Violets arent blue, they're violet like the name suggests.

I have OCD

and my poetry skills are lacking.

[mym8srock]

Roses are black

you are a dog

I'm not very good at poetry

[ED38001]

roses are roses

violets are goo

this joke is getting old

and so are you

[Pehc90]

roses are red

violets are green

I am a car

where is charlie sheen.

YES

YES

OMG

YES

no.

[twigme2]

so i have a giant grey piece of shit here

[RedemtionInABox]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have a short attention span

And

[NubNoobNewbCA]

your potatoe is mushy

[PizzaAlberto]

@igivepokemon

Dogs can see red and blue noob!

Learn before wrote useless comments.

[sindrawolf2345]

OH MY GOD! What the fuck is with all these roses and violet comments?! They're retarded!

[TheGr8RykER]

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I have to go to the bathroom

*nom nom nom*

[grundeir]

It's a nice way to hide your vault/base, but I have a suggestion to make it even better. I noticed how you caught fire while climbing up the ladder; big problem.

How about you place the cobblestone generator behind the wall to the far right (but no more than 12 blocks away from the hole) and push a line of cobblestone through the floor towards the hole using a clock? That way the lava is far away from the user and there is no fire-hazzard.

[fammorf]

enchentment table is white

enderportal is white

brewing stand is white

i forgot to update my texturepack

[igivepokemon]

roses are gray

violets are gray

everythings gray

im a fucking dog

[bunnyluver2009]

@igivepokemon Dogs do see in colour, just not as many as the human eye.

[whydiewhenyoucanlive]

@igivepokemon

roses are brown

violets are brown...

blame the dog

[BungedUp1]

roses are okay

but violets are gay

now shut the fuck up

and enjoy your fuckin day