Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show - A Very Special Episode

[cyberwilkz]

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[rebeccaskye]

Funniest video The cover of 17 you will love it - it has it all sex, girls, more sex and even more girls. It's just funnt - The Cover of 17 by Rebecca Skye - did I say it was funny - pass it on please - lol

[exeuroweenie]

For the first time in my life I'm in love with another guy- I'm now queer for unicow.

[Amphipolie]

Remeber when you come out of the closet be sure you choose right clothes for the occasion!

[MightyTrebor]

Best part is 4:29-4:31 :0

j/k

[MrKillalljews]

Theres nothing funny about alcoholism.

[Hangman123321]

hey it kollak kollak

[KirbyParodyUltra1]

or a cat ready to mate lol

[Gaubert]

What happened to the sound?

[kakuichi]

AL COHOLIC, this is soooo wrong!!!

[freakylozer]

LMAO IRL.

[ladygir]

wow the end credits are terrifying.

[ryanmaffia]

OUTSTANDINGLY FUNNY!

[SeitzP]

poor battered carrot. xD

[YesIm10]

I love the dudes singing at the end..

[nickhlosat]

BAD ACID TRIP!!!!

[TheAyanamiRei]

Most episodes leave you feeling like you did some of drug...which certainly begs the question of why anyone does that at all! Heh

[truax55]

woooooooooow i couldnt have said it better myself!! you DO feel like that!! xD

[mindbreaker21601]

This video makes me want to go out and commit suicide lol

[dafunker00]

this made me feel like i was on an acid trip or something

and depressing

[EilefC]

sorry guys, youve done better

[DrownRTardBabies]

bah... worst one yet.. I saw the Title had Ponce in it and i got excited.. Thought he was gonnah do a policemen bit.. still the episode was less then entertaining.

[spoiledgirl00]

the last ending theme song and the wheel of fun song were better before the fun broke

[pinkweaselgirl]

ponce is a natural on GTCMS!!!!!! hilarious!

[DrKegger]

not funny

[Rankabee]

"This is the devil's playground!" *Kiko nods*

[bonkybunny]

to truely enjoy this short id have to be on some drugs..haha. thenn i would laugh my ass off!! hah deffinately favoriting it.haha.

[cognitoincognito]

Al Cholic making a spectacle of himself..he was great! LOL! Kim Evey = Genius!

[MCmuuffin]

i feel bad for that dude..

vigor or sumthing

[bloopideebloop]

hes so cute!

i love vigor!

[CrissyKool]

"thats what i said

go-go girl is the sign of a cancer...&& she has crabsXD"

[brolyservant]

YEAH FUNNY!

[Lordodragonss]

I love GoGo Girl <3

[WarrenZevonFan]

same...

[JoshMagness]

"Remember if you come outta the closest be sure you have chosen a nice outfit for the occasion!'" How do these vids not have millions of views

[GOREZILLAATTACKS]

Just wondering...is Kiko the girl from Reatrded Policeman Episode 2:Officer Monkey? And the Unicow...is that Pocneman's brother?

[carocatho]

yes, Kiko also played in Retarded Policeman

[plicaMAMA]

josh's brother, scott perry is not unicow but he did do music for the show and sing a cover of the GT theme.

unicow is payman benz, also well known as "pierce" from "gaytown" and director performer in "comedy gumbo" .

[jrbowler84]

Prease to crappa hands and cheering

[dougdmelo]

thats not the same KIKO???

[jrbowler84]

Yes it is, but way to use the form of a question. :)

[sparkleysara]

ahahah pause it @ 3:15 lol soo funny

[DisgruntledPancake69]

"i may be retarded, but i'm not stupid" lol ponce

[deevah456]

No one is excluded, unless you are illiterate. Hilarious! Love the outfit change at the end!

[THEEND123321]

the cow hahahaha ha ha ha ha aaaaaaa

[Llwellyn]

YAY! The retarded policeman! 8D

[Pieishman]

Ith okeh,oh newh yoo wer gay DAD!

[jeremiah1499]

yay its retarded policeman!

[Doghizzlemynizzle]

5:12 scarred me for life

[GiggleSnortBangDead]

"If you come out of the closet, make sure you have chose a nice outfit for the occasion." What a great line! lol

[sodalover477]

(When alcoholic admits hes gay) WHAT THE !#%$!!!

[hotpopcorncake]

i love the unicow ,crack me up

[winterguy1]

dada i might be retatred but im not stoopid :D

[elatedkitty]

yay Ponce!

[CSpot]

Ponce is the man. We loved having him in this episode:)

[Ashlecrox]

Hahahahahahahaahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahaah

[Antillektuell]

unicow looooooooool

[xboxlive5656]

or a cat about to mate lol

[YesIm10]

unicow has 11 holes? 0.0

[Onanation]

Kim Evey is a rare talent - brilliant in everything she does - Retardid Policeman was much better when she was doing the writing.

[cydonianman]

4:52 o_@

hmm the asian chic is hot :D

[melovebirds]

omg its the retarted police man =D

[CSpot]

You just never know where he is going to show up =)

[hockeyfreak2004]

genital warts

[jellehenk]

aahahaha! the end! is awesome! LONG LIVE RANDOM!!!!!

[falloutboy4000]

ultimate show

[revjwh38]

I made the mistake of watching this after a nap.... it was like an acid trip without any need for drugs. Whose insane brain does this spawn from?

[GuitarSamurai62]

Hey...Kiko moonlights as one of the shower girls?!

[BIGBROTHERiswatchinU]

Yes, Kiko is one of the shower girls and "Go Go Girl" is the other one.

[dirkeezy]

i'm surprised that unicow has never once even tried to 'dry-hump' go=go girl

[Keris05]

He did in.. episode 3 I think, right at the end :P

[LamenessFTW]

lol eating disorder

[Lack234]

This is SO random!

[bobo2fett]

"i may be retared but im not stupid" LOL

[CSpot]

i cant dance

[jazcutie567]

unicow has 12 NOT 11

[xaemian]

Maybe she didn;t count the mouth?

[kenyatta2000]

it was great, love that dancing dad

[vancouner]

I would rather drink a shit load of beer, instead of watching this piece of shit video.

[vplina]

Umm...

You DO realize that messing up the names is a joke this show has done since Episode 1...

Not to mention, the guy who writes this show also writes the show for retarded police man.

[irpogo]

kim evey and jason shomer write GTCMS. greg benson directs and edits.

greg writes most of the retarded policeman episodes but i think scott perry and kim evey have penned some as well.

a collective of silly.

[rozuell]

where was the police man?

[jazcutie567]

He is Al Coholic

[summerskyeluvXO]

this is frikin halarious!!!!

loved it!

[doctorwhoobawooba]

weirdest episode with to much sad music and theres nothing funny about bein retarded

[Qermaq]

I wander, did Julie Wittner actually hit that note? I know she can sing...

[daintyox]

yes she did.

[CSpot]

did you hear the pipes on that woman?!!

[cja232]

this was fucking gay dude.... u fuckd the name of ponce the retarted police man up u assholes! fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckd

[Qermaq]

Wait - they fucked his name? Like they shoved a dick into his name? What the hell?

[Qermaq]

yes, I am a big fan of Julie. Not a stalker, however. Maybe... someday....

[goatyhoog1]

kikos korean

[Qermaq]

Kim Evey's Korean. Kiko's Japanese.

[chanelleee]

hu here watches retarded policeman?

[Qermaq]

I'm sure some Chinese dude named Hu watches. Why not hang around? He might post.

Do yoy read Mandarin?

[scgirl119]

ppl actually watch this...lol

[yuriyuki101]

when you come out of the closet, make sure you have chosen a special outfit for the occasion....lmfao

[voicetube]

Ponce's audio is much better on this one (as opposed to the Alan Tudik episode where it was a bit muffled:-)

Good 'sode guys!!

[CSpot]

I agree! glad you liked it!

[simistercycy]

alan tudyk's vocals are not an audio problem--it's called an acting choice.

[voicetube]

Lol, Tudyk's audio and performance were PERFECT in that episode!!

I was referring to Ponce's audio and how it was GOOD in this episode... Now, I HAD made a mistake though -- I had CVS (Confused Video Syndrome); Ponce's audio was a bit muffled in a Chad Vader video (where Chad patrols the parking lot). I realized later that Ponce wasn't even IN the Tudyk episode... so sorry for that. D'oh! :-)

[simistercycy]

:)

alan tudyk did rock it. ponce always rocks--especially his video eating pig lips.

[aerobroken]

lol... 5*****

[TuxedoAllure]

Are there plans for a Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show store? I want a CD of Kiko's songs, the painted nails and the pajamas from the Pajama Party episode, and a host of other things.

[WiFiSquid]

lol it was pretty good

[8H2324]

hahahahah, great one, is there going to be a halloween Special!!

[FinalFantasyFan300]

Haha! This is so hilarious! I absolutely loved it! Especially when the Karaoke party started!

-FinalFantasyFan300

[cloud40]

Can you add me?

[cloud40]

W00T! CSPOT acutally said something to me, i feel so happy :)

[CSpot]

I did it again! i'm glad I could make you feel that way

[cloud40]

This video is so funny. I'll 5 star it and favorite it ;)

[CSpot]

thanks cloud40!

[Gambit9400]

funny!!!!!!!!!!!!! BD

[CSpot]

glad you like it!

[nicholasp94]

1st time watchin and it sucks

[PeaceSoldier]

ahaha "he's not unholy he has 11" :)) this is great! Always wanted to see a parody of those weird japaneese shows. Love all episodes!=))

[Qermaq]

Penguin licked the mike.

[blackhorror12]

unicow is not a devils minion, he is an ANGEL, just look in his eyes..

[sk8team12]

lol that was awesome thnx 4 the msg

[CSpot]

anytime :)

[shadowberserkage]

lol taht was funny wen he just went and stopped and....wtf i just heard him say he's gay lol....

[zlt3po]

If you come out of the closet, make sure you have chose a nice outfit for the occation. lols

[callmecarm]

lol he's not unholey

[geyselsaap]

That was nice.

Karaoke made my ears bleed, though. :(

[SparkyMcBalls]

Dick Semen 4evr! He take my BM.

[blakedorian1]

THAT WAS SMEXY!!!

[CSpot]

thanks Blake! we love your support!!

[brokencheese]

LMAO! that was FUNNY

[xbruisesxandxscarsx]

omfg that was fucking hilarious!

[XxgaarasxluverxX]

xD omg funlarious!!!!!!

[CSpot]

i didn't know the retarded policeman knew karaoke.

[DojoNinja1]

LOL!

[genaraljb]

poo

[ANCESTERSMEMORIES]

she is so attractive

she has cured my (Tata nai)

[PKNproductions]

the end made me lmao soo muchh!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BEST EPISODE EVERRRRR!!

[rongravy]

payman and ponce? that's more powerful than the force that was hall and oates, amigos...

[DeliasHottie1]

LUV IT THAT'S HOT!!

[minizer999]

ZOMG!!!

[Madblaster6]

Woh, nobody told me he moved tiny chicken machine show to a different channel.

[streetstylesk8er]

lol

[la1880]

thank you for your share xxxxxxxx

[P0NDCREATURE]

"If you come out of the closet make sure you have chose a nice outfit for the ocassion!"

best part

[sockmonkey1234567890]

hahahaha another funny ep

[rootbrian]

Cool! Even tho this ain't what I expected, this is real funny.

[danieru000rojaazu]

lol! wow they have the retarded cop.

[tlasz24]

she's too old now. Sry. It's kind of ridiculous to look at

[chanchan9009]

lol

[Sealhearder01]

Wow, I think im scared for life

[opticlops1]

I may be retarded but I'm not stupid. HA.

[jonesater]

weird

[footprints6837]

LOL :)

[DavidfromOhio]

"Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show"... It sounds like they're describing "Robot Chicken".

[tacopantz]

the word chicken is not trademarked.

this was a sketch for the stage written a few years before robot chicken ever aired.

"rubber chicken" is a comedy standard

sheesh.

this is ten times better than robot chicken imho.

[spiderskull999]

lol

[artoffical90]

uhhh.....it's okat,but I like him when he's the retarded policeman

[EXTREMEVFW]

ponce kicks ass but that was gay

[Winstonthevampyr]

That was pretty gay.

and by gay I mean retarded.

and by retarded I mean a stupid waste of time.

note to self: stop following random links people give me.

[TacoFlavordBuffalo]

rofl

[az09az09az09azo9]

lol

[Face2nutts]

This is funny! The host is cute too...hubba hubba! Good work

[kelseyannnnn]

I'm pretty sure the host of this video is the same actress that was in Retarded Policeman's second episode.

[gag484]

dang if he's anglican... funny

[borimirtheboring]

Ponce rules

[soleafar22]

soo insane! this guy is really silly ...

[thunderhayes]

Ponce! He really is a great actor, Charles Trippy had it right.

[xvietjayy]

O_O i thought this was a real show.. loL!

[goingonpc]

lol

[cupcakegummybear]

confusing...

[lehman]

yokeup

[bapehead123]

lmao i may be retarted but im not stupid lmao

[Hybie]

About impossible to understand what she said. Other than that...I looove retarded policeman. He's the man!

[MichaelBradley1988]

lol i think im trippin.....

[WhatTheBrittany]

and she has the crabs... XD

[Cocketinyoursocket]

If I don't want to watch a stupid Jap show where they act like 5 year olds and can't talk on Television why the fuck would I want it on YouTube?

[tacopantz]

if i wanted to listen to ignorant bigots i would have stayed in idaho where at least they understand comedy and the japanese rednecks there would kick your bony ass while i watched.

cock in sock(alias your girlfriend, the 80% cotton 20% polyester argyle love of your sad life)you could learn a lot from 5 year olds. or insects, mollusks or even the humble monotreme. kudos for capitalizing your slur, TOOL.

[Cocketinyoursocket]

Hey, you made a joke about masturbating into socks and threatened me on the internet!

You're so awesome!

[StoneCold9574]

lmao wtf!? i couldnt understand a fucking thing that was coming out of her mouth

[veronicadurkin]

HAHAHAHAHA

[wizdomdem0n]

ok.....