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  • Hahaha..very funny :) I am not mad at u..even I am an ASIAN :)

    If possible.I'd like to offer u a "JOYRIDE" with me..but I cudn't bcoz I am a MUSLIM..otherwise, pls be my wife..I'll "DRIVE" u till our GREAT GRAND CHILDREN will thanx me..:)

  • well, you don't need to think about this kind of problem, because you will never have a penis ever.

    the only thing this video shows is people like you make asian think white people are dumb.

  • doesn't matter how small it is, 5 inches is still gonna feel like 10 feet when its up your asshole.

  • lolz tbh i dont think any straight men would even poke you with a god damn stick. You uglayyyy as fuck! fugly as fuck, feel sorry for you. But hey least you can buy yourself a cucumber and keep wishing

  • Obviously you've never seen an Asian's penis. But it's probably bigger than yours bro...

  • LOL! This is some funny shit!

  • So stupid..

  • Too bad your not asian, if you were, you would've been smart enough not to make this vid. Dumbass.

  • Master troll, 10/10, keep up the good work, soldier.

  • this chick is dumber than a rock

  • yeah even it is small its hardess like a rock not like the americans yeah its big but its like a marshmallow..nyahahahha

  • You need to get a fucking life. Everyone hates all of your videos so you might as well stop. Btw, you're fucking part asian dumbass. Making fun of your own race... Real smart:)

  • Racist ass mother fucker bring your ass to china town

  • This is a joke? Ok, where's the funny part?

  • Something "impornt"?

    

  • dang this girl is really retarded im white by the way

  • what...the fuck, did i just watch XD

  • dis bitch is asian

  • Or do we???

  • Macik ne randiko chori how i got here i was watching resident evil let's play

  • would smash anyway

  • Sweetheart, if you are waking up at 2 am thinking about asian penises, it sounds like you need to get laid. And I really think it wouldn't matter wheather it was small or big, you just need to get laid....

  • You woke up at 2am & were thinking about the penises of asian men. Clearly you have issues.

  • wtf i lol'd.

    I LOLD

  • You're an idiot.

  • How could God have a poker game with jesus?

  • drunken bitch

  • wow your fucking retarded.

  • You "hit an epiphany"? Maybe you should hit the English books.

  • hmmm...You should worry more for like,why you are jumping up from bed at 2 A.M. thinking of COCKS!!I don't know about Asians but i definately know about your race.I've seen your kind almost everywhere!You are a little practice girl,aren't ya???I bet drunken fist is your martial art.

  • ok~ I take this as a joke. Plz take wot Im gonna as a joke as well! WHY IS YOUR FACE SO UGLY? :D

  • why dont you make your own religion? >:D

    and have you ever wonder why you're not tight?...coz your a BIATCH!! >:D

  • False...have been in alot of girls with openings so loose, you're not even sure where you are, whereas other girls, mostly Asian are TIGHT!!!!

  • You're retarded. Please don't think anymore.

  • @dduong4505 it was a joke how could anyone think this is real how fucking dumb are you?

  • @imaawesome222 it was in poor taste. you seem to be in her class.

  • @verycoolchica

    Bahahahahahahah!!! Fuckkk Forreals!!! Good shit

  • I thought this was going to be stupid, but instead it was fuckin hilarious!

  • Your fucking stupid not all asains are budist

  • she looks like that one girl from scooby doo umm i think her name is wilma dk?

  • did you ever think that not all Asians have small dicks? your fucking racist whats ur deal.

  • Fat sooooo!!!!

  • I have a small dick? (looks down) nope, i dont ;)

  • im not 100% sure but i think the majority of the asian culture ISNT buddhist

  • Black-Asian's body as shorter to tall as cock...Not choice.

    I never had a violence in Bangkok & Hanoi,if had be insults.

    Because,Asian calling mates quickly like gangsters & Pity about bodies with one another.

    Asian guys has inferiority complex & going down for junks something.

    Cambodia is more terrible,have been to know ? I don't types anymore,thanks.

  • hmm.. maybe asian ppl also have smaller vaginas and are smaller in general? :D

  • God isn't real.

  • daphne from scooby doo?

  • You fucking make fun of people's religions.

    Saying Asian people have small penis,have you even seen a Asian penis? Just because most Asian penis is average. It doesnt mean they are small. Do you know asian people have hardest dick then any race? Bitch know shit!! Shut the fuck up!! Ugly bitch try to talk

  • @gagaXboy hardest dick lol. That shit made laugh.

    But doesn't look like daphne from scooby doo?

  • duhh huh duh at 0:36

  • I'm in the weird part of Youtube.

  • lose some weight you UGLY BITCH and get a pretty face i am not asian but you suckkkkkkkkkkkkkk

  • Fuck your face with my small asian dick!

  • This is a stupid and ignorant girl. What a waste of semen whoever that female dog who beget you. You are a waste of a life.

  • Asian penises are only small AROUND YOU.

    It's because you're a hideous cunt.

  • You know why you so ugly?

    

  • this girl is soo ugly she never met any big cock bcz all she gets is trans with paralysed cocks XD

  • öööhhh 

  • Your soooo fucking retarded that the only solution for you is a big COCK in your TIGHT pussy. Go and dream about that.

    Wondering how big your ass is.

  • ur fuckin stupid

  • Hey guess what you've probably tried to get with an asian but they turned you down because your motherfucking ugly bitch. So go fuck yourself you fugly ass whore

  • you woke up at 2 am ? ..you should have just gone back to sleep  =.=

  • she should be raped by black guys

  • the time you wasted in making this video you could've used to make me a sandwitch

  • Id smack the shit outta her

  • Stupid bitch

  • Smelly cunt face bitch No Asian would touch ur fugly hurt lookin ass with a 10foot pole! I feel sorry for you n ur pathetic fat ass.

  • my dick is 6 inches, i'm asian. suck my dick bitch

  • @WasabiSnorter249 dude save your dick for a gorgeous girl.. not for a fatty with a face that resembles a person with a downs syndrome!

  • U fuckin wrong loser

  • I'm gonna take a random guesse and say tht ur American. This then just goes to show how FUCKING IGNORANT AND ASSHOLEY AMERICANS CAN BE!!!!!! Hell u probably don't even KNOW what ignorant means u bitch. And p.s. tits don't count if ur a FAT LARDASS.

  • You look like a horse with a blue waffle. That's why no guy would want to do you.

  • @DeeDAsian Don't worry about it, she's just another idiot. Love you~ -3 :D

  • I actually don't get why women think that a big penis means a great relationship. Geez, I wouldn't care about his size, I would just love him for him~

  • un-like, flag and im not even asian....

  • do u want to suck my dick .. my dick wil penetrate from ur fuckin mouth to ur tiny vagina .. nd don't feel sorry for us we feel sorry for ur small mouth .. in which our dicks cannot fit in

  • You're stupid, just like any other woman

  • You're retarded

  • this doesn't make any sense what she saying :/

  • Bookworm bitch go and hit the books dumbass

  • Lol I'm not Asian but still this is not 'something important' or funny.

  • racist...shame on you

  • i am taking from what you said that you never got a white guy...only got asian guys and that too just the left out useless ones...coz you are pathetically ugly my friend

  • i have a tiny penis and im white

  • my self-esteem just dropped 90%. thanks alot you jamaican hobo

  • 9 inches in your ass , is that enough ugly bitch ???

  • This is why me and your mother never talk anymore.

  • She is either violently too high, extremely drunk, or was gang raped by many Asian men. You decide.

  • But big enough to keep you silent you retard.

  • That's stereotype, I am Asian, mine is 9".

  • I feel sorry for her because she did not properly assess the consequences of her action before uploading this video. This is going to be a death sentence for her future career. It will surely affect her employment opportunities. Unless, she ends up as a hooker in a slum ;-)

  • are u on your period?

  • She must be quite the expert on Asian cock. Not only that, she must have extensively sampled white, black and hispanic cock as well, to speak so authoritatively on relative dick sizes.

    So we can only assume, given her expertise in this matter, that she's sucked and/or been nutted on by approximately 613,247 penises in her young adult existence. That's roughly equivalent to taking every dick in a large American city. In other words, this woman is a slut of absolutely epic proportions.

  • Wow how pathetic are you. i think youve never had some asian dick or any dick.. how sad.. quit making shit up. You dumb ugly looking bitch.

  • Dont use the name of Jesus in vain. This subject doesnt have sense. Woah. Godbless you.

  • hahaha.... so what....!!!! this girl dont know shit...!!!! guess what asian have the largest source of Oil u bitch....!!!!!

  • I stopped this as soon as you mentioned a poker game...You're an idiot...But here's something to think about. We have asian men and evolution to thank for asian girls being so tight because they had to evolve to adapt to the small penises so god had nothing to do with it PRAISE EVOLUTION! Gotta love asian women

  • lol this bitch is fucking racist lmfao

  • @atillathechun Who cares fag

  • Haha so true. I'm gay, and EVERY asian guy i've been with has been tiny. White guys and mexicans are about the same (6 in on average), but blacks are HUGE. Sources: I'm a promiscuous gay guy.

  • @atillathechun 6 inches isn't small, FYI. That's roughly the world-wide average. Just because you're gay doesn't mean you know what people want.

  • lol shes not even ugly or fat but i guess some on here are soooo butthurt that they need to come up with something.

    btw, she was Trolling.

  • are u retarded?

  • Are you mentally challenged coz some of the bullshit coming out of your mouth reall makes me think that way.

  • YOU ARE SO UGLY

  • Is that why God gave you a shit ugly face and a brain filled with shit?

  • I have to deliver a piece of shit after listening this Dumb Ass.....

  • you know what, zippers don't discriminate, you act like Asians have invisible zippers and all them show there anatomy. how do you know Asians have small anatomy.

  • peenithith/////

  • buddha was from india dumbass

  • Actually thaty don't. I've been with both Asian and white and you'll be surprised. the asian dude's was bigger. And I did't need to watch your video to tell you that youz're eayy off. It's genetics. Not race sweetie

  • @Lindathemightywitch This is a lie!All the Asian women I banged tell me these guys are smallllll.

  • Bitch your Fugly!!! i feel sorry for you, you need a dick in your mouth.

  • im asian :) im pure asian. i have a 7 inch. . . . just sayin

    anyways white bitch, i hope you get raped by an asian and find out just how long we can get>:)

  • @firecall2785 This is a lie!All Asian guys are small.Nice try!

  • you are the load your mother should've swallowed.

  • hmmmm

    u dont look jamaican or homeless

  • mann, now thats a bitchy slut..

  • how would you know anything about penis size? you ain't ever been fucked before, you ugly fucking bitch. look like a mexican truck driver

  • Haha, its funny cause i'm black

  • The fuck, why do people even care about Asian penises? I am Asian -.- Length don't matter, it's girth that matters...

  • HOW THE FUCK DID I GET HERE?!

  • Size means NOTHING! People need to stop talking about size.

    Sincerely,

    Jon Gosselin

  • 1. I'm Asian 2. My penis size is average 3. You're fucking ugly and no Asian guys with small penises would or any other race including your own would wanna shag you 4. I FEEL EXTREMLY SORRY FOR YOU

  • Penis size usually depends on your height.

  • Your a sutpid cunt, and I'm not even asian I'm black

  • Asians have small dick because their woman are clean, respectable and VIRGIN ! ... For an open hole as wide as first and deep as arm length, even a baseball bat isn't even enough.

  • probaly here husband is Asian...

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  • Asians have smaller penises because they are the best evolve for the modern world. Having a big penis is not ideal, having one inside of your body only to be out when you are pissing/fucking is ideal, thus why they have tiny dicks, it's better, not worse.

  • how did i get here?

  • Ahhh, she was obviously dumped by an asian. Dig the anger on that bitter bitch's face. LOL

    Serves her right, hahaha!

  • @records700 i dont think so mexican are not attracted to asians

  • The real question should be why do blacks have enormously loose vaginas?

  • @weedipikia Do you find them to be enormously loose? Maybe only form your perspective, like a crumb to an ant ;D

  • this is obviously filled with fact and reason :D

  • kids this is why you should lay of the weed

  • What kinda bull shit did i watch

  • girl im 1/2 asian 1/2 white and I would dick you down so hard you'd lose that tripple chin of yours. Oh, and I'd jizz right on the paper bag i'd have over your disgusting ass spic face. ^__^

  • @Anak1215 Lmfao!

  • wtf bitch. talkin about asian ppl's penis size and shit. u r a slut bitch. all you care is pennis. you know what chica. asian ppl got a bigger bank account than yours.

  • Come to me and I shall show the exact size and functions of Asian Penis:)

  • Why are you talking about asians penis's what about your ugly ass blue waffle disease. Bitch!

  • I don't know why u talkin about penises cause u willnt get any because ur ugly as fuck

  • okay have you gone to Asia and looked at every guys penis?

  • The whole penis size obsession is seriously inane. For one thing, while it may be true that Asians have smaller penises on AVERAGE (just like how Dutch men are super-tall on average), there will always be exceptions. Also, this whole penis size things gets turned on its head when you consider this: 'One study analysing the self-reported Kinsey data set found that homosexual men had statistically larger penises than their heterosexual counterparts ' (from wiki)

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA, Was zum Teufel habe ich nur zuschauen! this dumb bitch thinks about penis when shes sleeping? Slut whore alert.

  • Lol Uhmmm first of all Did u come out with ur legs first when u was a baby??? or did the doctors drop u when u came out??? because I feel sorry for u......u need help bruhh.

  • 729 people forgot they are Asian...

  • It ain't the size, it's what you do with it. lol

  • millions of neurons in my brain committed mass suicide after watching 40 seconds of this video...

  • @626718 LOL!!!!!!

  • @626718 LOL!!!!

  • Yeah yeah guys, there are some black guys with small dicks & some asian guys with somewhat large dicks, but no matter how small your dick is there will always be at LEAST 1 million asians with smaller dicks & no matter how large your dick is there will always be at LEAST 1 million black guys with larger dicks.

    Their dicks suit their asian women's tiny pussies. That makes it easy to estimate the size of a guys dick by who he's dating.

  • @LegoDaleks I love Asian women.I know they are tight because they have been with Asian dudes,they are small.

  • the woman in the video is the reason why god created masturbation.

  • play a role as well. When it comes down to it, it's a genetic luck of the draw. For everybody. Now please go ask yourself why metaphysical beings would or even could play poker.

  • ahhh there you are the light saber!

  • You are ignorant and stupid. Stereotypes like that only have any weight at all because of population densities. Also, people of east asian descent are usually smaller in stature, so that would

  • what a bitch

  • you must have some really good weed

  • after they saw u their p****s got smaller

  • the first time i see a something important were not important :/

    0:06

    see your interests and your appreciation for things, and rebuild pyramid of importance !!

  • 100% RETARDATION.

  • Not interesting, really.

  • Jamaicans*.

  • Well You know why Jamiacans are black? Slap yourself if you don't know -.-

  • lmao! asians have lil baby penises.

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  • I feel sorry that your a stupid Pisspanic bitch.

  • This is just a very racist joke

    What if I tell you why Mexicans work in useless places???cuz they're stupid just like you...they can't learn shits

    Asians are the boss of em