Stupid Game Show Answers - Idiots on Call

[Retroman2000]

Name something you drink with beer?? Hotdogs!!! XXXXXXXXWrongXXXXXXXXXXX correct answer....Pretzels

[manguy92]

the awkward moment when you're pakistani and. . . . .

[ArasBabyJ]

@manguy92 Exactly my thought! xD

[Shmebber]

"Eighteen!" the way she says that is amazing.

[indigotops]

"Who are 3 people that have never been in my kitchen?" Its the Cliff Claven defense!

[79JesusFreak]

I love these!



[dukes0916]

This may have been remarked on in an earlier reply... but the 'who 3 people who've never been in my kitchen' line was taken from an old 'CHEERS' bit! Cliff the mailman goes on Jeopardy & gives it as his Final-Jeopardy response! (Moron even tries to make it stick!)

Also... I could have seen where she was coming from, confusing 'SEA' with 'C'... BUT, deckchair doen't begin with 'C'!!!

[doglover651]

these videos make my day

[teenmachine100]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!



[killerbNY]

haha lmao hilarious idiots on call really puts it well

[kstarpictures]

"A condom!" Of course it would be the old lady, lol.

[RodMunch247]

at least the JEOPARDY contestant was quoting from CHEERS when Cliff was on the game show!

[TheYouwontgetit]

just shoot the 3 people in the first clip...

[rheaisgreat]

Condom wasn't stupid!!! It was genius!!!

[Duncan5421]

something you wair in bed?

CONDOMS!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL

[CraigFoye80]

Elizabeth had "condom" as a dumb answer. xD

[rjmurphyman]

Deckchair, Coffin

[pexeq]

I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS

[TheJONLAWHASTINGS]

WHo are 3 people that have never been in my kitchen? C LASSI C

[Doc5232]

@TheJONLAWHASTINGS i don't know what the category was but I think he should have gotten credit for that, lol

[DrPhilMusic]

@TheJONLAWHASTINGS thats a reference to Cliff Clavin on jeopardy.

[DillonLawrence83]

@DrPhilMusic I

I was wondering if I was the ONLY one that caught that! PRICELESS!!!

[SteakSauce39]

eighhhhhhteeeeeeen



[Morahman7vnNo2]

Well, some dumb answers were bound come eventually.

[AcBxGoD]

name a noisy bird. Anyone?

[missfairladymakeup]

"deck chairs" got me, LOL!

[thegreatdragontamerx]

What is wrong with pakistan?

[4bibimimi]

@thegreatdragontamerx bin Laden had an unhappy stay there.

[justwatchvideos1637]

@thegreatdragontamerx One word: TERRORISM

[thegreatdragontamerx]

@justwatchvideos1637 oooooh!

I have a hard time keeping up with that stuff.

[WHATANIDIOTSLOVER]

@thegreatdragontamerx lol- think the word 'pakistan' speaks for itself, comedy-value wise...

[HawksVols44]

Of all the words that start with the letter C, how was coffin the 1st word to come to mind lol?

[vtc193]

The guy at :51. I didn't know they had trolling technology at that time.

[hunterjacob2]

I JUST KEEP SAYING 1 MORE

[midknightbluez]

Condom would be the number one answer if Steve Harvey was the host.

[MellowChords]

all dumb idiots aside, they could have just said name a question that you might answer with a lie

[xuperztar96]

Lol....... I AM Pakistani!!

[Asstasticplastic2]

hahaha!!! how many people are going to get the first question wrong!?

[jaqqqqqqattack]

The Jeopardy guy also took that from Cheers. It's a running joke.

[Scorcho44]

Huhhhhhhh Eighteeeen!

[radarsniper95]

the jeopardy guy was technically right, lol!

[hallee1231]

@radarsniper95 haha ikr

[An0nym0us9001]

:13 WTF is she on?

[rev000088]

Dude @ 1:15 is the  BIGGEST PEDO EVER!!!!!

[AKABoxingFan]

I love that the fact the guy said Pakistan is considered funny !

It is too, funny.

[StupidFatFag]

alright just 1 more of these videos

[Jenova07]

Richard Dawson at 0:56 is thinking "where do they find these idiots?"

[jvfball1]

Chair.

That's Already Been Said.

Big Chair.

That's the same thing.

What do I say?

You can pass.

How do I do that?

Just say Pass.

...Chair.

[teamguido555]

@jvfball1 WTF?

[Murious1]

@jvfball1 Actually it's Chair. That's already been said. Big Chair. That's the same thing. High Chair. That's Still a chair. Well what do I say? You can pass. How do I pass. Just say pass. ..Chair.

[devilnier]

i dont think id get that one right eather id say a sheet

[ImTheAsianLad]

Pakistan??

[wilsonjules11]

I love that it's the sweet ol' lady who says condoms!

[darkflame900]

CONDOMS BAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

[BeLikeWater1000]

wally you dumb fuck

[anonymousMist]

Condoms FTW!!! LOL

[MrZRACER]

1;18, HE KNEW WHERE BIN LADEN WAS.

[Alpinex105]

why is he holding her hand

[mdj2888]

18!!!!

[atjnAdfhhjea]

Okay people, I get it, stop telling me why Pakistan is a stupid answer.

[TheNewDancingQueen]

condom ftw xD

[ScottyUrb]

In defense of those people in the Family Feud clip at the beginning: That question could have been worded better. And Dawson, while a legend, probably could have done a better job at enunciating.

[maggosh]

@ScottyUrb The first time he didn't say the question in its entirety, the second time he said it in full, the third time he put emphasis on what the question demanded.

The third bloody time and the man still thought he was asking for his damn age.

[JaulMcLennon]

They never been in my kitchen either. How is that not correct??!?!?!??!?!

[bs13690]

@JaulMcLennon Trebek agreed and almost quit when the producers wouldn't acknowledge the question was answered correctly.

[JaulMcLennon]

@bs13690 Worst day of my life.

[tinkerbell1129mew]

I love the grandma at the end. "name something men where to bed"

Grandma: Condom

LMAO!!

[isilder]

Maybe his university lover was from pakistan, some pakistan girls are very very attractive...

[PressureSniping]

52 suck at game shows......

[ChubbyChumbaCheeks]

Lol! XD " condoms " wow GO GRANNY!

[FasterThanRainbows]

Is mayonnaise a wind instrument?

[Rohmanator]

who the fuck wears a nightcape, condoms was the right answer!

[MiDragonfli]

1:12 She looks like she ate something sour

[kyledabest6]

What's wrong with the first question? I don't even understand...

[Saturpepe]

@kyledabest6 They must tell a question like the example, not answer the question. ;-)

[Doggysoft]

@kyledabest6 Another sort of question that you might lie about, such as 'How old are you?', for example 'How much do you weigh?'

[DustinAndNatasha]

The first one was actually hard to understand the question.....

[bigpyro1618]

*gasps* EIGHTEEN. I'm not eighteen.

[HamptonRoadsTVFan]

2:25 I remember seeing that clip on a Family Feud promo somewhere on YouTube. Now I see that the grandma's comment was what led to Ray's reaction.

[edwardcullen62019011]

got 2 love it when the grandmas say the dirty jokes which wasnt stupid by the way :)

[thexhorrorloverx33]

haha coffin :P

[IzzyV15]

"Nightcap"

"Sweatsuit"

"Nightcap"

"CONDOMS!"

LMFAO!!!!! XD

[KaiserVadin]

@IzzyV15 i really don't find it that funny ...

[AdmiralGoatse]

@KaiserVadin What the fuck does @IzzyV15 have to do with that? If you didn't like the video then press the dislike button and fuck off.

[KaiserVadin]

@AdmiralGoatse stay tune for my video reply to this issue !

[iswmfastr]

@IzzyV15 it's always the old people, they're kinkier than We think

[jitzmaster]

@IzzyV15 yea, we saw the video.

[TheYouwontgetit]

pakistan rulez... that grandma with condoms as well...

[larcal369]

OH ELIZABETH!!! BEHAVE YOU DUTTY WOMAN!!

[NeonRazor4]

The "chipmunk" bit gets me every time! Not only her answer but her reaction afterwards.

[BarcaTdubs]

Deck Chairs.



[tannu6lovelife]

people who said chair and coffin i think they thought he said alphabet C...lol

[LoafOfPint]

@tannu6lovelife No, the guy said 'deck chair' because he was thinking of the seafront. The woman said coffin because she was thinking of 'c', and this was confirmed within the clip itself.

[tannu6lovelife]

@LoafOfPint oh, yes, the latter is more convincing

[Bender2Rodriguez]

wind instrument-guitar?......oh,now i get it.you mean air guitar!smart guy! :D

[drz2014]

what foreign country would you like to travel to is an awful question, but Pakistan?

[PaultheReverend]

"Who are three people who have never been in my kitchen?" is a reference to an episode of CHEERS where Cliff Clavin made it on the show, did surprisingly well, and blew it all with that answer. The reference is hilarious as was the CHEERS episode.

[CattleRanche]

LMFAO......how can there be this many dumbfucks? lol

[scottymacin]

bet she never used a condom in her life

[MoTuWeThFrSaSu]

@scottymacin she's pure filth

[HP148409]

A+

[angels77100]

This has to be the most annoying fucking music ever.

[angels77100]

Hahahahahaha @ Willie.

[SmellyCatSally]

Has anyone actually tried answering these questions really quickly and finding their own answers are just as retarded? One of the questions was "What instrument would you pluck?" and I said "Flute!" because it was the first thing that came to mind. I felt like a dickwad, but I realised that as much as I pay the shit out of these people, it must be really hard to think on the spot!

[mrrapfan97]

the last one you could see coming

[NAndre826]

oh i thought i was the only one to wear a condom to bed:(

[supersheep1985]

This story actually happened. I was playing the online Family Fortunes game at ITV and had been trying all day to win Big Money with all 5 top answers. My mom was in the room and i read the question out loud in Big Money, "Besides water, name something you see around a pool" I couldn't think of a good answer. Having seen this video, my mom volunteers Deck Chairs! She was joking but I put it. Top answer! I had the other 4 and won the top bonus! I went out and bought her ice cream as a reward!

[CaryPohlhammer]

1. "Name a question such as 'How old are you..'" *gaaaasp* "Eighteeeeen".

2. I know that Hedda Tesman is the wife of George Tesman in Henrik Ibsen's "Hedda Gabler", but I don't know about the other two.

[GORSKIED]

the fact that it was the old lady mad it better

[theprotectshade]

dont worry old lady i wear condoms to bed at night to because of my wet...

no nevermind...

[TheLastLevel999]

@atjnAdfhhjea it's in the middle east, having wars with the US

[atjnAdfhhjea]

@TheLastLevel999 That's not a recent game show clip, and I cant find any record of us going to war with Pakistan. Try again.

[VioIentGoIdFish]

@atjnAdfhhjea I guess people are more likely to say 'Paris, Italy, Germany,' over Pakistan, but yeah i'm not too sure myself

[atjnAdfhhjea]

@VioIentGoIdFish Thanks, that's at least useful insight.

[sanderson9999]

@atjnAdfhhjea its a shithole country and nobody would go their for vacation

[UofLCardFan90]

@atjnAdfhhjea Pakistan really isn't on the top of most people's dream destinations.

[MsTrina45]

@atjnAdfhhjea because who the hell would want to visit that place for fun?!

[STRmw2]

@MsTrina45

its a laugh

last time went i almost died 3 times :)

(not to terrorists lol)

[teamguido555]

@atjnAdfhhjea It's pretty dangerous.

[Stu3100]

@atjnAdfhhjea

its full of Pakis!

[joshsparodies]

@Stu3100 racist much?

[mpbarry46]

@atjnAdfhhjea it's more about choosing the answer that most people would give on the survey, not choosing answers that are personal to you.

[SlapstickCoyote]

@atjnAdfhhjea because in American culture it is typically associated with countries in which Arabs and Muslims, and is therefore also associated with terrorism as well as not letting women show their face. Arabs and Muslims, and Many Middle Eastern countries such as Pakiston have been the butt of stereotypes ever since the 911 attacks.

[Pokemvp]

Yes, This is another GO WATCH MY FREAKING VIDEOS COMMENT. One word that will make you subscribe. Penis.

[That70sFan492]

@Pokemvp your such a creeper. see what I did there?? lololol

[TheJames74s]

Condoms! that will work! ;)

[oldfart387]

Grannie rocks!

[pennyandtaylor]

@oldfart387

haha isnt she though?!? lol :P

[candylover906]

"name a noisy bird?"

"CHIPMUNK" LMAO!

[Hokairoable]

Condoms?....Whoa

[mvalliere5]

jeoperdy guy looks like elvis

[TheBlacksheep2020]

omg!!

[0zziefan]

Atleast Pakistan is a country. It would have been really funny if they said Texas

[midochel]

i'm black which means that i can't be racist towards my people but the black woman at 0:54 looks really like a monkey (WEIRD)LOL!!

[StoneSkinGilgamesh]

@midochel Actually, one could be racist against their own people, I've seen it happen with someone who was mixed but still hated, erm, the more pigmented part of their heritage. But I do agree, that woman looks decidedly simian :P

[Tubewings]

If I remember correctly, in that bit in TNW where the guy's favorite wind instrument is guitar, in the same episode, the couple next to them (on his left), the husband said that he keeps his refrigerator at 250 degrees.

[businesschic24]

I love how the old lady is the one who says condom.

[zabears40]

pakistan.... LMAO

[numra25]

I don't get the pakistan joke...was he supposed to say france?

[Forummaster2]

@numra25 If you could travel to any foreign country in the world, would you honestly choose to go to Pakistan? I can't think of anyone who would. It's just an idiotic answer.

[Forummaster2]

@numra25 If you could travel to any foreign country in the world, would you honestly choose to go to Pakistan? I can't think of anyone who would. It's just an idiotic answer.

[numra25]

@Forummaster2 i would go. i have family there -_-" lol but yeah i get it now

[MizDePeiza]

1:29 Hilarious

[SleepyMongoose]

lol @ condom...when going to bed safety first.

[xxnicoleeexxo]

what was the first question ?

[thevideogamegurus101]

49 people would go to pakistan

[valiantred4]

2:17 lolololol

[ninjawhale03]

that blonde woman at the start was on drugs

[PS3xMedia]

"who are three people who have never been in my kitchen"

wait... what? seriously...just what?

surely instead of that u would say "three people ive never heard of"

[DragonFyaaa]

@PS3xMedia its a quote from an episode of cheers, when cliff was on jeopardy, he gave that answer for the final jeopardy question and insisted he was right because it was true

[PS3xMedia]

@DragonFyaaa just looked it up, hahah cheers for that boi

[could173]

coffin.

coffe?

no coffin,

coffin?

ya.

[AlexisRaeBabehh]

i just love how the oldest one said "condoms.??" (x

[lilmissmusic2012]

2:17

That womans answer took my mind to a place I did not want it to go. :0

[avivapinatafan]

@SierraStrawberry51 It is the British version "Family Fortunes" and I don't know what year.

[ymk19]

lol

[myrtlebox]

My favorite wind instrument - "My asshole?"

[prostockgirl]

Stupid fucking blonde

[ClassicRocker61]

Uh oh.........we got a moron here is that it?

[SerenaVampire734]

"Yuh-uh-I...would say 50." XDDDD

[Dominique913]

Omg they are really supid lol

[ReitMago]

18, 50, 39 jajaja what a bunch of idiots

[scf623]

that old lady ftw

[kevsto1stkil]

for the first one he doesnt say "such as" very clearly

[MTAL4ever]

i died at coffin

[MrMushu123]

old lady, condoms!

[artoine]

what was the first question couldnt her it

[MosleyFML]

In all fairness the first question is worded really awkwardly

[whistlesbass]

imagine if richard was the host of the fued episodes where an old lady says that

[patriciabonds]

okay i gotta give it to the black lady, she thot of coffin which does start with the letter C

[TheouAegis]

"Who are three people who have never been in my kitchen" was on Cheers!

[thelexsta66]

Holy fuck this is oldschool Feud...

[quietriotfan1976]

LOL Condom

[JustinBlottin]

@quietriotfan1976

It would be the OLD LADY who says it.

[GamerGod9590]

Eighteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!!­

[masere]

The guy who wanted to go to Pakistan must have known Bin Laden was hiding there so he could shoot him.

[CyberTechWolf]

@masere Tgis was back in the 80's, before 9/11. Besides you don't think such a wanted crime lord like Bin Laden would hide in the same place and never change scenery?

@masere And the women knew Bin Laden would be buried at sea! The Problem is he is killed in 2011 not 2007!