Funny Lines from Halo 3 (Grunts, Elites and Brutes)

[BubbaNuggetz5]

You missed a lot of good lines

[bagabutton]

"One word for you... Ahhickeabigahew".

[Kaibarules123]

I laughed my ass off tats the funniest vid ever bro

[MrTanimal97]

Thats the funniest shit

[MrTanimal97]

Dude

[Lijnie235]

I love how bungie made the effort to put easter eggs in it and stuff :D

[AJSKILLZ220]

lol i played halo 3 once and i teabagged a dead grunt then 10 grunts behind me said " HAY thats our friend pig!" and so i stuck em all

[FriendlyneigbourHQL]

0:11 Didn't even sound like 1 word :P

[hydrakson]

MAN DOWN funny cuz they arent men

[experiment115]

i love the grunt at the first and the elite at the second

[Bfizzle62]

you forgot when the Brutes say "HE WAS MY LOVER!"

[metallicstrike]

Didn't I give this to you for christmas was my favorite

[babofettdude]

I was killing a grunt a he took of running screaming "STOP MOLESTING ME!'

[1110Lilly]

ok i think the red alien said a cuss word on 0:11 it's pretty funny when you look it up it's like the humen version of what the fuck is this

[thepurpleturtle343]

0:12 to 0:24 lol

[animefan1308]

Grunts are awesome. I wish I didn't have to kill them in the game.

[f0re1gn]

Why is there Spyro: The Dragon music playing?

[Battleship009]

Didn't I give this to you for Christmas?

[WaZupYeO]

dam grunts XD

[ILiveForCommenting]

Once I was at the hangar in the Crow's Nest level being stalked by Grunts and Brutes and one of the Brutes said "No inappropriate touching" to a Grunt. I laughed. They killed me.

[mokajones74]

In the mission on the dam, I once killed the chieftain and stole his hammer and when I turned the next corner a brute yelled "where did you get that hammer?!"

[bloodyboy757]

i love the 2ed one lol..

[TheDinosaur900]

The grunts are right..master chief will hump them..It's called teabagging

[hyperfirefly]

funny elite line:"I've been punctured"

[m3tr0id86]

A funny elite line is "I'm not going to kiss you in front of everyone!" XD

[jamesbonddarthvader]

Who doesnt love IWHBYD skull?

[razerwing111]

What is the name of the song at the end

[Migzly17]

@razerwing111 Paint it black

[goufygoggs]

0:10 XD

[goufygoggs]

funny but my favorite line is the elite: (in arnold schwarzenegger voice) "Come out! your death will be quick and painless!" from halo 2

[GARYtheCANNIBAL]

I've heard less than half of this stuff. This was pretty good!

[ArchieElite]

LOL!!!  :*D

[kiptokren]

@winnieizcool Because we came from above and started killing them off, similar like demons

[kiptokren]

Hello, I recently made a grunt song parody on 'Rolling in the deep' and would like to know what people think about it. If you could check it out I would greatly appreciate it. Thank you! The video can be found here: /watch?v=ZBiuf1_znQk

[irishguyjake]

whats the song at the end of the video?

[EpicDildoMaster69]

@irishguyjake You're kidding right................It's paint it black by the Rolling Stones. If you haven't heard of them you have only ever heard shit music my friend

[irishguyjake]

@EpicDildoMaster69 hahaha i listen to all music lol including rolling stones well one song haha

[DeepwaterDoor2]

One time I was playing Halo 3 and I killed a grunt and then another grunt walked up to the grunt I killed and said, "He was my brother!" and started crying. Then I felt really bad, so I reverted to my last checkpoint.

[Lolllolololmaster]

One time on Reach I was on firefight with my brother - I was an elite - I shot down a few brutes and one shouted "Traitor! Kill him!" five seconds later he was saying - "protect him!"

[Mr2010legoben]

@Lolllolololmaster How do you play as an elite in firefight?

[Lolllolololmaster]

@Mr2010legoben You can only do it on Halo Reach - you change teams to blue, but only if you are playing with some one on the same xbox as you - on a private game - NOT online!

[magicmonster3]

130 people were rip in to bloody ribons.

[luap1ekaj2]

a marine once said to me cheif can i be your friend

[unknowngamer2010]

hilarious. All I've ever heard from a grunt is: demon this demon that!

[infamous818JT]

Once I killed a group of grunts leaving one left and the grunt said don't kill me, I'll polish your boots!

[neonwaterfish]

*looks* really? 130 people? Hmm...

*grabs brute* now, do it!

*brute, firing plasma turret*

WE WILL TEAR YOU INTO BLOODY RIBBONS!

[AJ9120000]

130 people were humped by a big, demony butt.

[zachaarry]

@killer248086 I didn't know you couldn't spell for shit.

[SuperGamingWorld]

Once a grunt said to The Rookie "Suck it, Heretic!"

[killer248086]

I didn't know Grunts and Elits selibraticed Christmas

[An4ngryBanana]

i have one word for you hajdjdjajdjvjaobo

[killrkitty122]

poor flipyap

[killrkitty122]

i killed a grunt and 1 grunt said u killed fliyap

[winnieizcool]

i wonder why the aliens refer to us as "The Demon??? hmm

[killer248086]

I didn't know the Covenit selebratied Christmas

[lawljoeylawl]

CANT. RUN. WITH. THING. ON. BACK!!!

*short laugh*

[MultiUsermane]

I remember playing Halo CEA and when I died a grunt said "It dies?" LOL i couldnt stop laughing XD

[m1c000l]

has anyone else seen the brute yell "we don't accept american express

[PUNCHD0NKEY]

why should you get credit for bungie's work?

[vincedooley]

I love the second one

[jonathanaviles1]

@vincedooley lol me too i loled hard with that one

[JamesBond7795]

0:09 "One Word For You" Retard... XD

[cheesygrill8]

@TehGameGeek really dude that comment isnt funny anymore

[PUNCHD0NKEY]

@cheesygrill8 ikr

[TehGameGeek]

240p... We meet again.

[Chowderguy1]

I'm pissed off when i did the gun swap with an elite he wuz just starin at me

[Chatzzzz]

Paint it black!!!! Hell Yeah!!

[MetroidODST]

Dammit! I just crapped my pants! I'll be back in a second.

[NotoriousPlayer1]

0:10 LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

[VHhangemhigh]

Elite: One word for you: Haboodigaboodigoogoo

Master Chief: I'm sorry i do not speak retardenese.

Elite: You are lucky Reach is over....... I'd Tbag your body!!!!

[funkymunky6996]

Buddashellbidy= No.1

[Anthillezz]

The elites definately got the best lines in the game! I actually lol'ed. :D

[waffleboy1307]

Didn't I give you this for christmas, is there something u require?

[IDWIA]

@ VictorGod12 But I can't run when I'm scared!

[VictorGod12]

We will Tear you into Bloody Ribbons !

[MrEmmanuel1995]

is there something in my teeth best line :D

[TheOnePistol]

Is there something in my teeth? XD

[norncare1]

@TheOnePistol Yes, there is.

[TheOnePistol]

@norncare1 o_O

[norncare1]

@TheOnePistol There Is something in your teeth. There, I answered your question, Elite.

[TheOnePistol]

@norncare1 ..... o_O

[burntburritos]

i heard all of them before

[ddog2000witbacon]

what is that end song?



[sammuel117]

is this real?its hilarious!!!!

[thecoolpuffle]

we killed the demon!well be heroes!!!lol!!!

[halofan7217]

wow lol

[robotechjhuggins]

all of them funnest things i have ever heard

[brehemi]

MERRY CHRISTMAS

[reach12341]

IS THERE SOMETHING IN MY TEETH

[reach12341]

and grunt says ''And takes off our backpacks,then humps us with his big demony,dick

[norncare1]

@reach12341 He said butt

[reach12341]

@norncare1 duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :3

[Mr2010legoben]

@reach12341 It sounds more like: Bit demony buttchiss

[FurryWereWolf93]

@reach12341 Best line ever amirite?

[TheDinosaur900]

@reach12341 they deserve it!

[SilverrMasterr47]

*shoots* MAN DOWN!!

[Mr2010legoben]

why do the grunts remind me of south park?

[Dumdass88]

240p we meet agian

[Mr2010legoben]

If only there was roosters in there teeth. Then they would have roosterteeth

[TheBarbiegrl101]

i like the hunters better

[ARJ4189]

the grunts say the funniest things

[Mr2010legoben]

You gotta love the covenant. XD

[TheJefrey24]

@Mr2010legoben One word for you *gibbensh*

[logsterr912]

Lol merry Christmas.

[derek33able]

one word for you jibiibjbibjfonltnhbrgnjhl lolz

[elzorro250]

I love the ending song :D

[vikocho123]

@elzorro250 Rolling Stone - Paint It Black :)

[blackdragon1443]

Rut

[blackdragon1443]

Grunt: you know at this point if the demon gets us and rips out or little skulls and takes off our backpacks then humps us with his big Demony butt XD

[ArturBorucChannel]

1080p

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[x0scimy0x]

My favorite line ever: -shoots arbiter- "You shot me, fool!"

[Metablades32]

"the demon's dead!"

Well, why don't you take that helmet off? for us, the audience!

[kernowparadise]

u can see chief jump in bakground on 3rd one lol!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kernowparadise]

i like first three and gibberish one

[Resoloution101]

The Demon's dead we'll be heroes!

respawn in 3,2,1,

Awww man

[TwinkleWoW]

One word for you *gibberish* nearly pissed myself laughed so much

[Socko818]

I always like the grunts their funny I like them since halo their funny to kill and when I throw a grenade and they fly they always say whooaa and I laugh they sound funny when they talk and fly in the in air from a grenade

[WolfofReach68]

I like the first one the most and here is how I would respond

Grunt: I will chase him then I'll catch him then I don't know what to do

Me: I would like to see you try.

[oozle97]

LOL, that is AWESOME!

[gamekillerrul]

lol lol lol very funy :)))

[kelvintan821]

very funny!!! ROFL! great video!

[kikikoko38]

the demons dead we will be heros lol

[Ice27076]

i have only one thing to say to you sir...hoaienv;lk@ajio%ew;hfk.

[dro2151]

1 word for you, abid-dibadidi-bedi!

[GQSmoke]

1 word for this video gabebrbeberbuda XD

[slapdrag]

the demons dead will be heroes

[123stormyboy]

Ive got one word for you!! Grabbishubiduba

Best halo line ever never loled so much evet

[MultiAgent01]

@123stormyboy Hoobiguguhiguh it like this..

[TheJefrey24]

@123stormyboy And watch Orbiter just standing there. Ant sure if that's funny what I said but oh well.

[123stormyboy]

@TheJefrey24 btw its just an elite not arbitor

[TheJefrey24]

@123stormyboy Thought it was arbitor. Oh well thanks for telling me anyways.

[123stormyboy]

@TheJefrey24 its ok i didnt mean it disrespectfully i was just saying, and thx for being ok about it most people would of automatically thought i was being rude or mean :)

[TheJefrey24]

@123stormyboy Yeah, Most people do take it the wrong way.

[brainpinkey]

i was playing h3 with the iwhbyd skull and they killed my friend and started singing we are the champions

[GothicSoldier9000]

WE WILL TEAR YOU INTO BLOODY RIBBONS!

Most epic line EVER!

[akmollison]

wat about the time when the grunt says "he killed my nipple mate"?thats funny

[zach10168]

0:32 i heard this line without the skull.

[TheP0rtalthinker]

I've got one word for you! chjbkashkgvbggxcfjcj

[mitch2748]

One time I was playing crow's nest and I heard a gurnt say "BOOM HEADSHOT" and "I wonder if the prophits will let me be prohpit for a day" then later an elite said after a grunt stuck him accedently "one of these days grunts,one of these days I'll"-BOOM then the grunt says "uhhh I'm in trouble right?"

[BoyGuitar117]

I wish they had these lines in halo reach

[MrTh0ll]

The grunts sound weird...they sounded cool in 1. The Elite part where he takes out his weapon is hilarious.

[Keyblademaster123100]

0:04 what the hell just fell in the backround?

[DarthYodaDenny]

a elite says to you too i dont want to kiss you when evryone is watching

[TheJefrey24]

@deadeye382 No, they just don't got scene of homer.

[koimost11]

Reason why the five star rating is always better is so we won't have comments like you (which deserves to be thumbed down to death and marked as spam) and commenting something different.

[ROBLOXdenty315]

"And humps us with his big deamony buttkiss"

Best part ftw.

[GranfaloonIncarnate]

Though the Grunts killed Chief, the Prophet of Truth would take credit for it by saying some B.S. line like "it was by my leadership did the demon fall before the gods". And at that moment the Arbiter will stab him on Covenant TV and become the new hero. And the grunts? they died 14 seconds after killing Spartan... :|

[Mambakillah]

I like wen I stick a grunt with a grenade and it says get it off me and the it pops lol

[halosecrets526]

@Mambakillah y would they? they would just go kamikaze anyways so y do they care?

[strifeexcalibur]

Marines had funny lines as well, back on Halo 2 Gravemind level, I remember the marines I rescued and one of them started singing, "Everybody loves kung-fu fighting." That was hilarious XD

[Thunderblase]

1:04 nah he's just waiting to repawn

[Martalcody]

another funny one for the grunts.

"He's waisting ammo on us?"

I heard them say this on the crow's nest mission while playing on legondary (Co-op)

[clawsontony]

i love when the grunts talk one time in halo 1 a grunt said

FUCK YOU to me

[clawsontony]

i love when the grunts talk one time in halo 1 a grunt said

FUCK YOU to me lol

[TheTypicalCanuck]

'is there something in my teeth' lmao

[ForceRcnMarine]

We'll be heroes! ;D!

[IAMnoob28]

This is one reason why i LOVE halo!!

[PMAN46]

We killed the demon we'll be heroes!!

[royraymund]

"If i chase him, then i catch him, and then i don't know what to do" and "Man Down!" are my top 2 favourite lines.

[MrPivot935]

i like everything that the grunts say, once when i wuz playin halo it said: i wanna get a dog for christmas, No joke

[mrnugets12]

yay the grunts are gonna be heroes!!

[MasterChiefBeast93]

lol this is nice great job

[DarkRizerX]

Lol yaaaaa Shizno

[SoCalGamiing]

nice eazycap quality

[expwner1]

i went up to a female army solder and she said.... dont ask who but i heard that those grunt things taste kinda like lobster

[xrayluxray]

I HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU blahrgg no its more like

I HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU SHIZNO!

if you watch red vs blue ul know what i mean xD

[thedonatblaster]

when i was playong odst with that skull on i killed a grunt and another said u killed my brother how could u lol

[BeekersSqueakers]

I haven't heard any of these while playing the game. Is the some kind of prerequisite to get them to say it?

[superarbychief1]

@BeekersSqueakers if you turn on one of the skulls they will say things like this i think the skull is next to the grunt birthday skull in the menu

[tntman32]

i was playing ODST firefight with IWHBYD on and i had a brute tell a bunch of grunts: "stay alert, no one sleeps but me" it's my friend and mine's favourite line ever.

[darthvaderluigi]

i swear i heard a grunt say ruk fist merry christmas when i was playing odst with the iwhyd skull on it was funny lol