5 Rubbish Movie Monsters

[VortexatGOZIE]

no monster is worse than the new you-tube layout heheheheh

[CameronKeddy]

xD



[rainbowkiss100]

why would you run in water when escaping a giant jellyfish?!

[weenfan909]

Ashens, you should make more B-movie-related videos! That'd be sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

[Kirbycook]

I thought the monster from Creature from the Haunted Sea would be here for sure. D:

[CaptainSteveable]

They don't make them like they used to....

[DarthMorbius1977]

The Killer Shrews is one of my favorite MST3K episodes...

[jarretsvids669]

thx for the website..i found alot of awsome horror movies up there....i dont care if some of them r crappy,, i love cheesey old horror movies their my favorite...Well again Thx

[iverruler]

I love that almost all youtubers has had a phase in their early youtube career where they write "'something' production" at the start of vids. Haha

[samcwic]

It's a pity that it seems that the guy's website hasn't updated in a year.

[MichaelHowrie]

My English teacher showed us Attack of the Killer Shrews as a 'treat' in year 8.

[mikelmyer]

@goldpsp3000 the blob is suppose to look like that you fucking idiot

[TRASHoftheTITANS]

LOL, at 3:10 you can actually see the guys arm at the right of the screen

[rathianhunter98]

Dogs with rugs lol

[goldpsp3000]

watch 1958 the blob the monster is shit it looks like a pile of jam just watch it . it is awful

[OhFishyFish]

Killer Shrew?

Nope, just Chuck Testa!

[TheIrredeemable]

@OhFishyFish

Thumbs up for meme resurrection.

[spiff3n]

this is so great

[ralphymanthegreat]

lol i love his bitter humour

[ZnamyaRevolutsii]

iv actually seen the killer shrews tbh i loled but did finish it from start to finish xD

[DoctorPretorious616]

Even as I laughed at this video, I realized that I own 3 of these movies on VHS!

[homicidalwolfair]

number 2 (blood freak) reminds me of courage the cowardly dog pilot called the chicken from outer-space, it had a very similar idea when eustace eats the fried egg he turns into a chicken

[doritoking556]

istead of recap recrap

hu hu lol

[Smithfilmproductions]

I'll take these over CG.

[babasolio]

49 people are rubbish monsters

[SSNorwaySS]

Would anyone mind telling me what a shrew is? I don´t speak english very well, and I would really like to know what that movie is all about :)

[Toobulations]

@SSNorwaySS A shrew is a very small animal about the size of a mouse, but extremely fierce. Some of them actually are venomous and use their venom to kill mice as prey.

[clubpenguindino]

FNUCK OF CARS, I WANNA WATCH THE VIDEO.

[ReddoFreddo]

the first one was the wurst

[PedroBenolielBonito]

The woman at 3:11 looks like she's aroused by the dinosaur.

[whoneedspapercutz]

I actually kinda liked killer shrews >.>

[pigfish99]

Ashens, you have a link from TVtropes to here. Special Effects Failure, if you're wondering.

[MrBrick2theface]

Best monster fight ever!

[SeraphimSwordmaster]

Real monsters use rubber suits and crappy puppets, not this exaggerated CGI crap.

[CaptainHeftig]

@SeraphimSwordmaster Here here! Bring back the rubber suits!

[NICKREAPER316]

@SeraphimSwordmaster No, real monsters use rubber suits and puppets with a high production value...and also stop motion.

[glitchedgamer]

@NICKREAPER316 Gotta love stop motion. Evil Dead anyone?

[NICKREAPER316]

@glitchedgamer No, I want Jason and The Argonauts.

[kevin989able]

heinz is invading ashens videos!

[CuteSmileszz]

lmao that dinosaur reminded me of the dinosaur from toys story

[legohalonascarfan3]

i watched a movie one time and the dinosaurs in it were literally toys held be string in a stop animation with the people being action figures but the other parts of the movie were regular people

[badbloodH]

reminds me when i went to blackpool and saw a punch and judi show

[beats0me]

lol, i can't believe films like this even exist

[pentogram23]

wow so frikin realistic dude....wowness

[yayButter]

Ughh number 2 might have been cheesy, but got that's creepy...eew

[800blaze]

3:11 You can see a giant hand in the bottom right corner!

[awsomefreak28]

lolz omg its so real XD (sarcasm)

[declaration963]

You forget "Attack of the Robot Monster" that's the most rubbish monster movie ever made in history (until someone build more crappier than that)

[crocalu]

GO to subtitles for this vid and put it on 'autotranscript' and read the mistakes. It's so hilarious! 'the pope for a preview that's just silly' XD

[crabmaniac1]

Splink!

[lamplight5]

1:15 someone's doing something they shouldn't at the bottom of the picture but who? :)

[knibscratch]

These examples make Robot Monster look Good!!

[dinokaki]

I laugh so hard on no.2, what the hell to the chicken head XDDD

[RazorRaven619]

Wow, even the creatture from the Haunted Sea looked more realistic then the monsters on this list oo;

I know it's tough to achieve believable effects on low budget, but each of these movies, to quote you, gets a 0 for effort

[Smooshiii]

Never knew people were ths dumb to actually direct a movie like this xD

[SoloDarkness55]

Number 4 is the God of Fuzzy Stupidity xD

[digglyda]

Is the Dancing Yak ident at the start a rip-off of the old Anglian TV logo?

[SisterToSleepx]

Have to love closeup puppets.

In The Neanderthal man, there's a live action tiger, but for one second, they elect to use a crude sabre tooth tiger doll instead.

It was probably the film's only redeeming quality, that dreadful, awful puppet.

[wheyman1]

I have actually seen worse films than these. I once watched Titanic. But If I ever get round to watching Grease these films could slip further down the list.

[amazeingjackjeckel]

LMAO! I was looking up monsters because I was ^in a mood to look for videos of Bigfoot and shit and I find this! good show, mate.

[MaxterandKiwiKing]

ALF IS REAL!!!!!!!

[ninjahellseeker]

low budget is not always bad. High budget movies rely on cartoony ass CGI. At least those rubber looking monsters have a campy feel to them. Most people that bitch about films like these are pre-teen assholes. Go enjoy your lame CGI kiddies.

[cartergirl3of3]

I really want you to be the trailer voice guy for our American films, just hand you a mike and let y0u say random shit about the movie and explain it in your own way...

[TheAutisticGuitarist]

these monsters all look like shit but, honestly, if i saw middle three coming at me id run like a mother fucker.

[razorblade530]

Nobody EVER mentions Blood Freak and here you managed to throw the mutant turkey man in with Gorga and some film I've never seen involving a guy in a wet suit. Well done!!! 

[ChildrenHaveNoTalent]

I'll take these over today's horror films any day. At least these are satisfying and entertaining.

[bland9876]

This reminds me of attack of the killer tomatoes

[supermariolego878]

@bland9876 Oh YEAH! I remember that movie! It was terrible!

[xXAragamiXx]

some times i think thet need to remake these movies or not XD

[tartan64tan]

It looks like most of those 5 were comedies LOL. The rubber suits were terrible but humorous. The ''killer shrews'' movie made me laugh-there was unintended humor that happened- the dogs(were they collies) had suits that almost fell off LOL

[redfang910]

rubbish u can tell they made the costum Plus i dont even know any of these movies

[JamesRobertSalter]

Oh god . . . those really are a load of crap. No. I'm not calling you god. Anyways . . . did you consider rating "Night Of The Lupus?"

Jaymz

[123jewis]

Thay are makeing return of the Killer Shrews.it is in post-production as i post this comment.

[TheSirentornado1]

lolz

[KamenRiderNecro]

This is wonderful! I love these old school low/no-budget movies, they have so much comedy and charm to offer in their total sincerity and efforts at making something out of nothing. I'll watch these over the latest CGI extravaganza any time.Thanks for sharing!

[loopofpoop]

@KamenRiderNecro tv tropes: it's so bad its good.

[BlazingFury07]

That first one was just hilarious, I mean you could clearly see the guy's head,.... LMAO

[steventheraiderful]

Good GOD those movies were terrible haven't seen neither of them but they were still terrible!

[beefoverdose]

at 12:3 the monster looks like a camel and a sloth

[juventinorocks]

Actually I saw the "Godmonster"....I thought the ending was sad, when they killed it..I was a REALLY cheesy costume...But I love cheesy B movies..

[TheTEAMBUTLER]

Anyone want to be my friend??

[MonsterMovieMan1331]

number 2 was really funny!!!!

[snipertenten]

wow that is horrible!

[noodleking456]

I thought the firt one was the worst.

[DaimyoD0]

While I loved all of these, I feel like theyy were very, very out of order

The shrews at least were a scary idea. The dogs were scarier actors than the freakin bloke in a wet suit.

[TheLairOfRockwhales]

It disturbs me to see a picture of John Pertwee saying he is poisoned in the related videos tab :|

[NickToxic]

This is so hilarious, thanks for that xD

[930Studios]

WAIT A MINUTE! YOUR IN BLISTERED THUMBS!!! YOU PLAYED ORIENTAL HERO!!

[dirtsleeper714]

#5 was the worst

[StevenBee2]

It's a 4 minute video... do you really need a recap halfway through?

[mmm4466]

@StevenBee2 given the average youtube user's attention span...yes

[voltaman33]

Bravo Bra-Fuckin-vo. That was an awesome movie and the A.L.F. part at the end had me laughing like a madman.

[JamisonArimoto]

Yikes! This stuff makes Ed Wood look like Stanley Kubrick...

[swmrkid12]

Yahtzee?



[officerbob54]

the mighty gorgo ween ou watch the first part he was showing us at the end of ityou see the hand if you watch the movie

[Shaggy797]

i bet all of those films have been on the horror channel aswell -.-

[NerfSoldier2010]

how much they all cost 5pence

[ihatefurrys]

This guy's got a British accent. He knows what the fuck he's talking about.

ಠ_ಠ

[NerfSoldier2010]

@ihatefurrys because he is british

[TheUniversalMonsters]

lol, thats funny.

[cherryblossompath]

yep, you learn a lot from them

[ZiozoneEmperor]

HAHAHA numbers 1 and 2 are hilarious, in both story and costume therms

[Colddirector]

For some reason, when the mighty Gorga and the dinosaur are fighting at the end, I can imagine the guy holding the handpuppets speaking as them in funny voices.

[peewypenguin]

crappy horror films= priceless

[lovejen01]

True they don't make movies like that anymore.

[TheSeniorburrito]

A game called dont shit your pants the object of the game is to avoid shitting your pants, but you cant get a game over in the title screen by typing shit effectively getting a game over in 0-1 second depending if you count typing shit as actually controlling the game

[Erilis666]

lol, recap segment is highly unnecessary.

[MegaAdam1000]

The budget of this video is probably higher than the budgets for any of these movies.

[goosebumpsReviewer]

amazing video mate really enjoyed them alot

[mainmasterman]

No comment

[SpitfireBoy86]

Blood Freak / Poultrygeist

[Themaniacnextdoor]

why do i want to watch all of these movies?

[563990974]

The Godmonster.........actually quite scary, for a guy walking like he is constipated and wearing a sheepskin.

[fourthofclubs]

@KingofPepsi I so agree with you, I would not mind a movie at all with those puppet/costume monsters.

[Shadowserpent95]

It was not a sheep it was a hamster.

[AngeCord]

I actually liked the godmonter. Wierd and original. I know I would totally freak out if something like that came and ate my picnic.

[AllDayGamerOfficial]

mr snuffleuffleagus

[djx64]

The Shrews look like Hartley Hare from Pipkins...haha!!..

[gta4333]

loooooool at t-rex!!!!

[AtoliHydra]

the end bit looks kinda like the newer King Kong movie. big Ape fightin a T-Rex

[games4356]

What about The Giant Spider Invasion? That spider looked like a VW beetle with 8

legs.

[Alevamltd]

@games4356

thats because IT WAS a VW beetle with 8 legs.

[lol4dead]

3:50 I think not!

[reesj02]

0:33 lol

[LiberaLib]

you say these aren't the five worst monsters in cinema history, but they may just well be. although i'd definitely say "the giant claw" is a contender.

[ivor1]

I am so impressed. The art, the skill, the imagination, works of vision all! I am awed into silence. Hang your head in shame Spielberg, you've been undone.

[Hysteria98]

that bloke in the wetsuit was one of the stupidest things i've ever seen XD

[ZSwierczynski]

Can we buy these movies at all?

[RainYamamotoTakeshi]

Wow, those monsters are so scary. I think they're going to give me nightmares. xD

[garsole2]

OH NO RUN ITS THE BOGMONSTER OF THE INDIAN FOOD FLATS

[Edorval]

sad part is i have seen most of these films. i hold them high do to them showing what not to do whan making a film.

[cdfisk]

sexy hawt hand-puppet action at 3:23 ~!

[BlueAuraEX]

XD Oh my god, this is great. I mean, I've seen monsters that are considered are the worst by EVERYONE....To be "outstanding" compared to these. XD Man, they're crappier than crap, they're the lowest of something beneath crap that our human minds can't even fathom. Even germs are bigger than them!......Ok maybe I'm being a little too "exaggerative" but....Ya get my point.

[ShakeMySausage]

I saw this in poundland :O

[NeuroticN3rd]

I haven't laughed this hard since... Well, it probably wasn't that long ago, but it was still funny.

[MrBrent123t]

Total budget of all five films $11.42

[vlad48329reborn]

total budget of my humor? priceless. ^^

[reaper22066]

@MrBrent123t THAT'S RIDICULOUS! It can't be more than $8.12.

[MrBrent123t]

@reaper22066 Well they had to pay someone to "take care" of the costume designers, which will cost money ($3.30 actually).

[28crazycharlie]

@MrBrent123t watching crappy movies that make u laugh your head off: priceless.

[AmienVids]

mr snuffaluffagus! omg LMAO

[dltanner99]

Cryptozoology horror novel see video book trailer

[Zobrak80]

HOLY SHIT, IT'S A TURKEYMAN RUN BITCHES, HE'S GOING TO HURT EVERYONE!

[boxrugby]

Haha talk about crappy monsters! Hahahaha!

[liongirlfc]

the mighty Gorga actully looks like a good movie with the worst special effects ever.

[DDragon120]

every movie is a lie

[xLoLz1234]

budget: 10 bucks and a box of play-doh?

[Cassavius]

As a kid, I puppeteered action figures more convincingly than the Gorga thing...

[irishrage32]

@Cassavius you had a higher budget than them, too.

[0happyguy0]

OMG Man you are so funny!!

[delbard1]

How about "Robot Monster"? The monster was a guy in a Gorilla suit with a TV for a head.

[obenrob]

Blood freak ended with it all had been an hallucination becuse of pot IT IS REAL

[KingofPepsi]

"The Mighty Gorga" should have won an Academy Award for its amazing special effects for back then. I'll take puppets and costumes over watery computer images of monsters any day!! At least the puppets and costumes are genuinely there on the screen with their victims.

[NAS24571]

I wonder what will the creator of those movie will say about this video?

[ThatEccentricguy]

@NAS24571 'pour me another barkeep'

[Niobesnuppa]

LMAO xD

[ultimapwnzr]

You should make a sequel!

[Smertn1k]

Haha, the turkey dude from Blood Freak reminded me of Eagles Are Turning People Into Horses.

[Gojirafreak09]

bahahahahahahahahah! you are so freaking funny!!!

[TheFoomDog]

The godmonster of Indian flats.

That is the worst thing that could come out of nature. I'm glad it didn't.

[baalhaophanim]

jajajajajajaaj



[baranguirus]

Dude, UR awesome! Your website's awesome, by the way!

[AmienVids]

i saw the killer shrews somewhere before

[AMVoverlord]

reminds me of peter.

na na, na na, na na naa, na na na na.

[roguegoliath74]

If ashen and the angry video game nerd decide to take over, then we're fucking screwed

[trannynan]

1:13 lmao looks like a guy is pissing lying down!

[LSSJBardock]

ashens - the british equivalent to the angry video game nerd

[Titan52berg]

I never watched any of these losers ... Thank God! Well, except the 'Killer Shrews'... saw it when I was a young kid, but not the whole way through. The rest of these I have never heard of at all!

[halfgoodhalfevil]

I've seen a movie filmed like the Mighty Gorga, I think it was a 2003.

[loufalou2007]

love number 5 it is the best

[KittyKazooTV]

3:47 - 4:00 = BEST PARTS XDD

[86223ripped]

WTF why do you put rubbish put fake

[grayshot77]

@86223ripped

Because he's british dumbass.

[MrZeroXInfinity]

the killer srews was one of the worst movies ever made in movie history

[varan1231]

All of these monsters are so bad they are laughable. Good work.

[KaijuSlasher13]

little red riding hood never would of suspected being fallowed in the woods...

...by a jellyfish...

[RantNRavinFection]

the chick in the gorga footage was hot...i imagine she's either in her 60s or dead by now though...

[Adom]

I actually used this to fill my Netflix Q (except for Killer SHrews...I own that). I got a kick out of these movies. Sting actually has a pretty good motivation behind the look of the "monster" if you haven't seen the whole movie.

[1purplemimi]

01:02 at least she tried to get away unlike some of the other idiots in movies who stood there screaming.