Please Buy My Album (A Song / Medley)

[signifyingsomething]

2:00 "...also known as the GLUON"‽ I thought strange charm was your only song about quantum chromo dynamics.

[BeatrixNemesis]

I haven't slept in 24 hours and I AM SO TIRED. Instead of sleeping I'm watching a bunch of Hank's songs.

[harelquindemon]

I want the Jesus Christmas photo as a Christmas Card for all Nerdfighters.

[KadenKryptonite]

I don't think Hank asking us to buy his album constitutes as begging. They do so much for others and decreasing world suck that a little self-plugging for the amazing things they do, whether it be for music or novels, isn't something anyone should look down at them for. And like John pointed out, Hank makes it so people who don't have the money can still enjoy his music too. The least we can do to support them is to buy the things they work so hard on.

For everything, we thank you,

DFTBA~

[dyslexicxheart]

that rendering of Cedric Diggory is mildly disturbing...

[ReKrisB]

Nerdfighteria Island ftw ^_^

[Teeftlis]

the art is awesome! :D

[TheIrishHYPE]

The start sounds like last alive - portal.

[ClocksInMyPlace]

The vegetable/penis song is actually on the album?! Holy crap!

[ItsLittleLaura]

I love this album! It's so awesome! :D

[MissOwlee]

"And now lets start," *internet goes off for 30 mins* -.-

[KINDspotting]

The demolition derby picture was epic.

[rawrrar3]

out of all of them i didnt recognize TWO of the songs o.o

[BTMbiatch]

When I watched the video, the ad that popped up on the bottom of the screen was for the CD + T-Shirt bundle.

You're famous enough that YouTube recognizes it and makes your ads relevant :D

[elangworthy]

The first 32 seconds of this are really freaking awesome. (Not that the rest of it isn't - that's just my favorite part) :P

[RandomMaster1234]

I bought your album!

[FFEEZZProductions]

i just got both of ur albums and i Love them but no man who throws the tetris piece?

[regularguy5mb]

I really need to get both your albums. They will be my next purchase, I promise.

[DanAllenYeomans]

RocketDock is awesome! The songs are good too.

[DailySS412]

Awesome Songs!

[KarikoUniko]

0.0

Hey! It's not a "Is your husband gay?" Ad

It's a This Machine Pwns n00bs ad! :D

[LaurenRanga9409]

SOO STOKED! I ordered and i got it in the mail, and i've been wearing the shirt, and using the pick and me is happy!! Love you and your music hank!!!!!

[TheLennyTV]

This album is amazing I bought it

[OoohASquirrel]

Got mine today (took awhile because customs in the UK like to keep you guessing). I have never been so excited to own something so simple as a guitar pick and a tshirt :)

[98Clank98]

I like the DFTBA acoustic version better. OMG,TMISMFTW!

Oh My God, This Machine Is So For The Win!

[lohaws2]

Wow.....that was crazy awesome....

[toorimaSMG]

OMG.....cant wate 4 fan vids of the homosidle squirell song!!!.......

ps...i want to hear you do a shitty screemo..lol

[BillieGoatable]

I got mine in the mail today :D If anyone is thinking of buying it, its so worth it. Do it.

Only disappointing thing is that i pre-ordered and didn't get the pick, but that's fine because the album was so much more awesome then I expected [and I thought it was going to be great], so its all good.

[DFTBA23]

I'm buying the phsical copy!!!!!

[Redgummybear]

man i just clicked this because the picture looked like pokemon

[Scottipottimus]

I've got your album but definitely think this medley should be put into an MP3 its great :) x

[MadHattress330]

I agree

[naharfenater]

dude this guys a fucking fag

[olivegree]

You are the fag. he izz AWSOME!!!!

[naharfenater]

ppsht yeah right whatever

[ljlightfire1]

hank ur videos are so quiet compared to johns recent ones

but in my opinion ur better

no offence john and john lovers

[MrAlcatrazDick]

no thanks

[fuckgd1]

lol

[Mythstae]

:D Ordered "I'm so bad at this! (Live)" and "This machine pwns noobs" last night! Can't wait 'til they get here... then I can have Anglerfish on my Zune! HOORAY!

[weydenator]

I need this album! My god!

[Funkboy1234]

for christmas, with the massive amount of iTunes gift cards I get, I will be buying both So Jokes and This Machine Pwns N00Bs

[takad0]

pwn noobs!

[xXNotOkayChrisXx]

It's not here yet haha

[myxgiftxisxmyxsong]

Happy "This Machine Pwns N00bs Day" everybody!

AHHHHH I want it now!!!! How long does it take to ship? I CAN'T WAIT!

[Redstomp]

Man, I am so excited that I got the album (AND the signed guitar pick) today (which is the release date, I believe?) despite me being way overhere in Denmark, Europe.

This completes my Green Brothers autograph collection, which is now a total of... two!

AWESOME!

[annanaz91]

ಠ_ಠ

[AnthonysCantaloupe]

Just brought your CD on ITunes Hank, Now i gotta go to school

[punkslilncs]

Why does Cedric Diggory look like a zombie? I mean yeah he does die.. and in a different movie is a vampire but I am pretty sure he is normal in that particular movie.

[trixy219107]

who did the pictures? they're amazing!

[animewolf16]

He decreases world suck almost daily. What have you done lately?

[chalkeyboi]

maybe you should shut up

[syndactyly01]

I'd shut your bigot mouth if I were you.

[We1mann]

Some of these songs are really good, some of them are less good. As it has to be.

I will definitely buy it :)

[nebaberic]

for some reason.. this video has inspired me to never write a song again.

[evrytingoodinlife]

r u gonna release Dftba rap version on this album?(This could be a deciding point whether I will buy your cd!) I would really like an answer on this

[saragrady]

It is the original version.

[foreverjynxed]

Aaw. hank, you're the only one that can look adorable while begging for people to buy your stuff. :D

Will "So Jokes" be available to be purchased on your tour as well? Because I've never been able to order it but I really REALLY want it!

[896367453]

Not bad, kinda catchy..

[ainekatt]

I would preorder, but the shirts in my size are sold out, and I'll be at your show on the 20th anyhow.

[TheTrueMetal9]

this videos alot better without the music, cool slide show :D

[geekcombatters]

I love your songs, but the fact that you can make such a seamless melody out of them goes to show alike your songs are!

xoxo

[sarcastic113]

Just ordered your album. I was a little devastated when there where no shirts left, but I figured I would settle for a poster. Either way, I get your totally made of awesome shirt.

[ZuttoAoi]

So, Hank, what's your desktop?

I just happened to notice it, and it looks colorful and awesome. :3

[skelepieow]

Apparently this needs to be addressed before anyone takes anything too far to heart. I'm not making you out to be a bad person. I don't know you, I couldn't possibly make that judgment, nor would I. I think most hurt feelings come from misunderstanding rather than bad intent, but that's another conversation. I'm going to drop the whole "stupid" thing, because well... a couple reasons but it really doesn't matter. I'm not attacking you in any way. I just wanted a discussion w/o rash judgments.

[skelepieow]

No, you never called me stupid, just my thoughts.

As far as it not working, how does this website work? How does radio work? How do many stations on television work? Are you paying to be on youtube? Did you pay for your facebook page? Do you pay to use Google? Understand my point? The people who own these websites make a lot of money, and none from their users. People on youtube can make money, and not from the people watching their videos. It works with art, because art creates a community.

[Nic33rd]

Cool

[KunoichiKira]

lol, this makes me wish i had money. ):

[Tortillachip344]

Will I still get a pick if I order now?

Hank, I feel I should tell you that I'm in pretty deep nerdfighterlike with you after listening to your songs. I know you've got The Katherine, but a girl can dream.

[lilpeacey]

Kodocha on your shelf (okay, mine too).

A rather feminine pick for such a manly guitar-playing man.

Now I'm off to peek at your album. :D

[swanlilly]

hey Hank, i like your vids and music, but for some reason you sounded a little less enthusiastic in this medley. I hope all is well!!

[2girls1me69]

Stop making Shit music and go back to Dungons and Dragons fucking tool

[catlikewitucki]

you have forgotten to be awesome you d-bag!

[DFTBA23]

i'm buying it as soon as it comes out on itunes.

[iweartehpantz]

I am so excited to buy this!

I ordered Paper Towns too and it arrived today, very excited to read it. (:

[sparklenight]

I just impulse-pre-ordered this album after watching this video.

[vlogbrothers]

Mission Accomplished! ;) You won't regret it! -John

[T5seconds]

Mind if I ask why put this here and now?

[buangjerryl167]

Wat?! you never seen Dr. Horrible before?! you missed out on a lot!!! how was it? wat was your favortie song! mine was on the rise.

[HiBeccaBye]

I know what I'm getting for Christmas. :D

SIGN SONGSFROMAHAT.

[TakeThePumpkin]

All the people upset about talking about money, they're just excited about releasing something. After the Tour-de-Hank is over, stuff-selling videos will surely stop. And even now, just before a big release of Hank's stuff, they're still pumping out some "real", nerdfighterly videos. Like NaNoWriMo.

[caffisc]

Now they only make videos about money and things that lead to them getting money. It's boring now

[vlogbrothers]

Less than 5% of our videos even MENTION the things we do for a living. -John

[caffisc]

Then why did I get three thumbs up? I still like you guys but...more nerdfighting...less talking about nerdfighting.

[sethboy66]

@caffisc noob

[mohameddebs]

guhh whats wrong with this guy he just make vids evry 20 mins?

dude get alife nerd.....

[Evanismelike]

what do you do all day? sit on youtube?

[drumsarespiffy]

yes, because he is THAT cool. What do you do, go outside and exercise? Loser. :P

[Evanismelike]

i wasnt talking to hank i was talking to mohameddebs so dont reply to me! i meant that that guy just sits on youtube and watches videos coz he said hank has no life and is a nerd

[Tinkerbellprincess2]

Not just that. He writes songs, inhales and exhales awesome, and genuinely cares.

[Tinkerbellprincess2]

He is a nerdfighter.

Definition: He fights for the nerds, not against them.

And no, he doesn't just sit on the computer and make videos. He obviously writes songs and he has a wife and friends and he works for ecogeek.

[Evanismelike]

i never said HE did i was replying to somoene else

[LittleMistify]

As much as you annoy me greatly as a person I like almost all the tracks on this album, I believe I may download it :)

[ShadowBasker]

@LittleMistify illegal downloader. i wish i could call the cops on you

[LittleMistify]

I'm not an illegal downloader, if I was why on Earth would I advertise that fact? I simply meant that I'd download it from iTunes. I think it says more about you than me if you assume that anyone saying 'download' means illegally.

[OptimistismIsHard]

totally buying this.

[atari67]

And now they are straight up begging for money.

[GaiashKetoji]

What's wrong with making money from your music?

[vlogbrothers]

Hank is not begging for money. He's an extremely successful guy who doesn't need money. He works hard on his album, and you can buy it if you want.

It's also important to remember that Hank makes all of his music available completely for free. -John

[OhSomethinClever]

@vlogbrothers aw, john, you''re such a good brother! ='D

[smileyfacex0]

I wish it were on itunes...

: (

[vlogbrothers]

it will be once it comes out on nov. 16th. -John

[punkslilncs]

Are there no shirts at all left. I am on the site trying to buy .. and I am not even seeing that option.

[ratherrandombella]

no no shirts left.

it sucks

[smileyfacex0]

Oh, then I'll defiantly buy it then!

Thank you so much!

[TimGraupner]

did u mean definitely

or defiantly

[darnell168]

2:40 really?

[EllenaRei]

I wanna see Howler and Nurd Girl on an Album

[hotnexxx]

I like ur music - its a breath of fresh air <- cliche saying but fitting (I usually listen to gaga & Mariah & some other buddha-bar type stuff)

[RumbleroarsArmy]

Woah... Sharkeye Jones is amazing! I loved the homicidal squirrel :P

Though the vitamin water on your desk made me smile. *thumbs up*

[TransFictionSwitch]

lol the images are so amazing!

[appleipod23]

Can't wait for The Machine Pwns Noobs!

[jmanskater2]

Whats the song after the song with 10 words? It sounds awesome

[BlakImage713]

I can't believe I forgot about the song about the veggies... yeah, the first time I saw that one I did a *headdesk* because it came out of no where... and now I feel like I have to by the album just so I can laugh and how ridiculous that song really is. Though... I have to admit, the Edward Cullen song is still gold. Congrats on the new album Hank!!! I'll buy it soon

[ImYours012]

I'm buying it when you come to the bookstore, Hank :)

Hopefully there's some left? hehe

[Scribblenerds]

I'm buying this for Christmas!

Scribblenerd Tomato

[xLiquidxIntermission]

whats the song from 1:30 to 1:41? hahahah it sounds. AMAZING.

[vlogbrothers]

Dead Boy's Girlfriend. You can search for it on youtube and hear the whole song. :) -John

[xLiquidxIntermission]

hahaha alright thanks! I love itt lmao (:

[snowaeris]

I always get an ITunes Giftcard for Christmas and I'm never sure what to spend it on. This year I know! I wish I could buy it now (not just because of the guitar pick) but I will have to wait until after the holidays!

[ItTakesII]

well, you wouldn't get the pick regardless because it is sent to you with the physical copy of the CD, not if you buy the digital version off iTunes. You should give the card to poor Jesus.

-Julian

[nlkeeper07]

punishment for no video on friday!!!!

[vlogbrothers]

Friday is not a necessary video day (only sunday, tuesday, and wednesday). Friday videos, when they happen, are bonuses. So we're safe! -John

[SpotRockAddict]

best album title ever.

[DeepBlueRising]

ZOMG difference in volume between hank and the lazer sounds at the end scared the crap out of me.

[frubafruit]

Hey Hank, I just realized while Watching Phineas and Ferb [an awesome child tvshow on Disney that is utterly Nerdtastic] that their song about Aglets [the ends of shoe laces] you can ft DFTBA when ever they spell it. I will never sing the Aglet song the same way!

[McFuzzles1]

Hank!!! You gotta help the ChartJackers! They are using only the internet to make a number one single FOR CHARITY! Just go the their channel 'ChartJackersProject' and get the nerdfighters to help! XD

Oh, and by the way, Im buying your album Hank. It Pwns Noobs.

[DFTBA23]

is this song on the album?

[ItTakesII]

No. This is a promo for the album. :]

-Julian

[vendividivici123]

please please please please please put dftba records onto spotify please please please

[michnish]

neck beard!

[g14it]

ROFLMAO! Bravo Hank.

[blackturtleshow]

Poor Jesus... nothing for Xmas! LOL

[metaphysikz101]

sorry sir but this was not entertaining at all...1 star and no i will not buy anything from you

[michiev]

oh GOOD FOOR YOUUUUU.

[vendividivici123]

heathen

[nexttaylorswift]

screw that, I GO TO HOGWARTS! YOU CAN'T CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE!

hahaha homicidal squirrels...

[thatlionlookshungry]

i really really need a credit card!!!!!!!!!!!!! ive been trying to bye it for soo long! i better find someones tomarrow!!

[Zenfrogninja]

ow... had to turn the sound up during the songs, but then the outro was freaking loud. I was on another webpage and thought there were actual lasers and ducked partway under the table

[sadsappysuckers]

duck... and cover! i did that too.

[iceteabeingstirred]

This is just proof of your awesomeness, Hank. Truly amazing Medley. I think that it deserves a place on your album!

[AyumiM]

I just pre-ordered it!!! You ROCK, Hank!!!

[Matsuifan13]

Why is the video so quiet Hank?

[JonnyBoy1000000]

This medley is freaking amazing, make it a hidden track or something.

[olgarajesh]

Really awesome. Great. Very entertaining.

Best wishes

Olga.

[Sacredtrance]

This probably took ALOT of effort! For this - I will subscribe and comment!~

Awesome!~

[Handitar]

This all sounds really random all together. Awesome!

[suppastar101]

i just bought your album because you took the time to make this.

[beanhead155]

i listened to the whole song im just not being a random hater. im being honest most times i love similar stuff but he sings awful. street singers are better

[beanhead155]

yous all went tone deaf. hes annoying voice im sorry

[revenge1234567]

have you listened to the actual songs and not just his list of songs that he says he didn't have alot of practice doing?

[chewbobington]

My mother walked in on me listening to this and she said, "Who are you listening to? They Might Be Giants? Weird Al?" I thought you might feel honored to be compared to such great talent. ;)

And I said, "NO, Hank Green!"

[Huntsmen321]

are they sold in australia?

[starkknight004]

This deserves 7 stars.

[kmckutie]

Bravo! Brilliant like always *applauds* Ha ha. But seriously, great job, Hank!

[xXBrotherOmarXx]

Realy random song... I like it !!!

[SuzumiyaHaruhi0]

GOD BLESS YOU

[EmmaaxOo]

Hang in there sunshine...You'll find someone :)

[Bexi222]

totally just baught one (:

[cLeAnPLasticSun]

I really liked the artwork.

[Matthew13tube]

Is "Please buy my album" on the album?

[miketrigs93]

i loved the pic at 1.25!!!

[jadenjak]

is that world of warcraft on your screen? at least thats what is looks like from the snipet we can see XP

[MonkeyWhoWouldBeKing]

17 songs in 4 mins

the theme continues.

[TomTomSays]

WANT IT :D

[adamjenningsiam]

I've ordered! :D

[Alertafifalwonder]

Oh, I wish I wasn't broke!

[lostfan29]

same...wahhh! must ask for xmas!

[bootsiebabyy]

i wish i wasn't pooooooooor.

[MikeyHNCC1701D]

That sucked so bad

[EdnaxScissorhands]

D: I CAN'T GET IT, I HAZ NO KREDIT KARD!

[dsmoke8180]

HANK PLZ ANSWER THIS! Do you play games? i know you say pwnd and stuff, which is totally a gamer thing, but i was just wondering, thanks bud.

[mazzwillrocu]

Hank I am writing an essay on why you are my hero for my lit clas...this is why

[kimlovesjoejonas]

Hey you know how there's always these little pop-up publicity thingies? This time it was publicity for your cd, Hank :)

[Radioactivcheese]

Whoah! it was! I never read them, I just blindly click the X.

[DanniGoodberry]

ORDERED :D

[ShaziaSalam]

you know, i quiet liked the tune of "please buy my album" too!