The sexual act in which the male bangs the female in the doggie-style position and upon ejaculation, releases his semen between her butt cheeks and mashes them together, thus creating a medley resembling that of a mayonnaise sandwich.
Hey, I'm white and I haven't even tasted mayonnaise. And I love hot sauce, and red peppers, and black peppers, and Hibernia hot sauce. What gives? Am I black or something?
WTF, I searched Mayonnaise sandwich because I've heard both Rick Ross and Jalen Rose talking about poor blacks eating mayo sandwich's. Maybe if black america were more like the "401K have'n white man" they wouldn't have to eat mayo sandwiches.
people, these are all just over done stereotypes. it's just all good fun. no need to take anything from this movie to heart. people are people and i for one love every kind if person.
Most people don't know that the actor who plays Smart Brother in this movie (the scientist guy) is the same actor who does the voice for Uncle Ruckus on "The Boondocks." No lie, his name's Gary Anthony Williams. www_imdb_com/name/nm0930637/
Speaking as a third party (Hispanic), I have to say that whites seem to be the only people who don't get all bent out of shape every time someone makes a racist crack. Why can't we all just learn to laugh ourselves?
White jokes crack me up because many of them are true. If you are white male you are going to have to get some thicker skin because you are everybody's bad guy. Every race and ethnicity gets stereotyped and the only way to diffuse the hate mixed in with the tongue-in-cheek stuff is let it roll off and chuckle at the stuff that fits. I'm going to go make me a tuna fish sandwich and check my 401K.
@MrHav1k but whites are also held to a different standard nowadays than black people. Not to mention they don't say stuff like "What's up my cracker" but get pissed off when someone makes a racist joke.
@spades2 that's because they are usually on the giving end of racism and we as ethnic people may sometimes be a little sensitive when the jokes are about us,especially since most of the they aren't jokes.
I don't know about the whole "third party" thing- but the reason a white people can hear racist jokes and not get bent outta shape, is because after the cracks are made, the other joker is STILL gonna be Hispanic, Black, Asian, Native, etc...while THEY will still be a white man in the good ol' UNITED STATES of AMERIKKKA... and therefore, they get the last laugh... :0)
@doomsdaymechanics I know what you mean man, I bet the little cunt who wrote the comment is whiter than bread. I fucking hate Spaniards and being called "Hispanic."
As a third party (Hispanic), I have to say that white people seem to be the only ones who don't get all bent out of shape about racial humor. Why can't people just learn to laugh at themselves?
@jericoparazo I have no idea mate. Probably how white people can't dance, every mexican can swim and asians have buck teeth got started. Subtle things that people tend to notice about a particular group of people (race or otherwise). that's my guess anyway.
like if you remember leave it to beaver
Mcbieberchicken21 2 days ago
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Mcbieberchicken21 2 days ago
i ADORE mayonnaise (i make them homemade sometimes)...and I'm not even white..
silvermoons92 5 days ago
The sexual act in which the male bangs the female in the doggie-style position and upon ejaculation, releases his semen between her butt cheeks and mashes them together, thus creating a medley resembling that of a mayonnaise sandwich.
ThrashAD720 1 week ago
"i see white people" hahahaha
mcderpen 1 week ago
I can vouch for this. This mayo sandwich is awesome.
theodricaethelfrith 2 weeks ago
Hey, I'm white and I haven't even tasted mayonnaise. And I love hot sauce, and red peppers, and black peppers, and Hibernia hot sauce. What gives? Am I black or something?
thehowlingcommando54 3 weeks ago
... I see white people...
hanatarouganju2 3 weeks ago
I wonder if Chet saw this movie?
felix49qwe4rty 1 month ago
WTF, I searched Mayonnaise sandwich because I've heard both Rick Ross and Jalen Rose talking about poor blacks eating mayo sandwich's. Maybe if black america were more like the "401K have'n white man" they wouldn't have to eat mayo sandwiches.
HillcrestCapital 1 month ago
Whats the name of song in this scean
XxMyStoryLinexX 1 month ago
but im black and i love mayonnaise????
HOLIMOUNT 1 month ago
@HOLIMOUNT so do i!!! lol its way better than miracle whip in my opinion lol
mzmater 3 weeks ago
fucking excellent movie
pleasefanmenot 1 month ago 2
I love how some people take offense to this movie, but the funny thing is that.......this movie makes fun of racism
LouieV6 1 month ago
This movie is so under rated.... It's funny as hells!!
blupheonix44 1 month ago 3
I used to like mayonnaise, but then I took an arrow in the knee
robotfreshpies 1 month ago
@robotfreshpies So what, you turned into a redguard?
Anonymous247n 1 month ago
Lmao funniest scene ever I swear
lildoc08 2 months ago
i see white people...
ButlerAyasaki 3 months ago
That sauce spitting Breitling Windrider Chronomat watch at 0:42 is cool....but I´m sure they used a fake watch for that scene ;)
ganimed1976 3 months ago
LOVE THIS FUCKING MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!! CAUCASIAN OVERLOAD!!!!!
WTFMercenary11 3 months ago
Why would you hate mayonnaise?? IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!!!!!
AllisaLeeRS 3 months ago
the only time i really eat mayonnaise is when its mixed with another sauce
Maguapoako11 3 months ago
Hey I feel like George Clinton we want the funk . Also I am black i love mayo
vampirelove35 3 months ago
am black and I LOVE Mayonnaise
Denaeize 4 months ago
u should of seen the part wen he tried to watch friends.
08chinup 4 months ago
CAUCASIAN OVERLOAD!!!
CAUCASIAN OVERLOAD!!!
CAUCASIAN OVERLOAD!!!
CAUCASIAN OVERLOAD!!!
CAUCASIAN OVERLOAD!!!
CowboysDfan09 4 months ago 16
Mayo and hot sauce mixed together is happy sauce. No shit. I love it.
fire1202 4 months ago
Fuck I love mayo, almost as much as I love being white.
sydneymassive 4 months ago
im black and i like mayonaise :( IM TAINTED!!
KieshaJ55 4 months ago
I had no idea black people don't like mayonaise. TIL
BloodRedChorizo 4 months ago
WHY WOULD YOU STOP THE VIDEO WHEN NEIL PATRICK HARRIS COMES IN?! WHYYY?!?!!?
Bahi2025 4 months ago
I hate Mayonnaise also im more of a Mustard and Ketchup fan.
PromiserOfDeath 5 months ago
i see white people O_o
ruassmarkt 5 months ago
:( I see white ppl
AllAboutMARiO 5 months ago 2
people, these are all just over done stereotypes. it's just all good fun. no need to take anything from this movie to heart. people are people and i for one love every kind if person.
jww312 5 months ago
Is it bad that I'm white and that I would have the same reaction to the Caucasa-vision?
MrFirecrackerOne 5 months ago
@MrFirecrackerOne no, i think anyone would end up like that due to Caucasian-Vision, i sure would
PrimalWolf2006 4 months ago
if ur ever forced to eat this mayo-nase lmao!
Emoangeel 5 months ago
im black and i love mayonaise AND hot sauce
iamchris4lifefan11 5 months ago
lol love this movie
29Essan 5 months ago
CAUCASIAN OVERLOAD! CAUCASIAN OVERLOAD! CAUCASIAN OVERLOAD! CAUCASIAN OVERLOAD!
DannyEastes 5 months ago
ROFLCOPTER he "made the Caucasian food edible" with hot sauce
lelechim 6 months ago
hahaha best part ever "I see white people"
Unbentbird 6 months ago
Most people don't know that the actor who plays Smart Brother in this movie (the scientist guy) is the same actor who does the voice for Uncle Ruckus on "The Boondocks." No lie, his name's Gary Anthony Williams. www_imdb_com/name/nm0930637/
SchoolofSoul 6 months ago
@SchoolofSoul Oh word? I didn't knw that thank you!!!!
nmstep 5 months ago
Man, it stopped at the best part.
"He's ready..."
Zubirrex 6 months ago
I'm straight up the whitest person on the planet but mayonnaise can go fuck itself. Because it's just rotted egg sauce.
therush1892 6 months ago
@therush1892 delicious rotted egg sauce
WelloDaDon 6 months ago
anybody realize that smart brotha lifted the mask for no reason and then put it back down?!?! thumbs up if you saw
MrAwesum12 6 months ago
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runescape11567 7 months ago
We got the funk we goota have that funk xD
CPHacker619 7 months ago
idk witchj part this one was on Undercova Brotha Chief:How Stella got a Douchbag back??!!! xD
CPHacker619 7 months ago
OMG Is that Neil Patrick Harris??? I frickin love him!!
LostLuver014 7 months ago
BLACK MAN + MAYONNAISE = HAHA YOU WISH BITCH
feenyjai53 7 months ago
What song is that....
the2machewys 7 months ago
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richie8811 7 months ago
I fucking HOLLERED!! I love mayo doe and I'm black..
RICH247 7 months ago
if u r forced to eat this MAYO-NASE
RandomErykahschannel 7 months ago
hey i feel like george clinton..... weee want the funk(x lol!!!!!!
ah0v1 8 months ago 2
Should have squirted malt liquor out of the watch, or microscopic food stamps and/or welfare checks and/or bastard babies...
Hellzyead 8 months ago
@Hellzyead Hmmm going a little overboard aren't we...I don't see how all that will help him eat a sandwich.
banan14kab 8 months ago
this movie is so damn racist, and fucking funny xD
co659017 8 months ago
DAMN I WANT A HOT SAUCE WATCH ! :)
ROFLSoldiers 9 months ago 2
Speaking as a third party (Hispanic), I have to say that whites seem to be the only people who don't get all bent out of shape every time someone makes a racist crack. Why can't we all just learn to laugh ourselves?
spades2 9 months ago 45
@spades2
Well yeah. Any white jokes/stereotypes don't have a history of discrimination and hate that come along with them.
MrHav1k 6 months ago 25
@MrHav1k
White jokes crack me up because many of them are true. If you are white male you are going to have to get some thicker skin because you are everybody's bad guy. Every race and ethnicity gets stereotyped and the only way to diffuse the hate mixed in with the tongue-in-cheek stuff is let it roll off and chuckle at the stuff that fits. I'm going to go make me a tuna fish sandwich and check my 401K.
themadscientist13 6 months ago
@MrHav1k but whites are also held to a different standard nowadays than black people. Not to mention they don't say stuff like "What's up my cracker" but get pissed off when someone makes a racist joke.
mrdropkicker1 2 months ago
@MrHav1k
Sounds like someone needs to brush up on their world history.
kc9cqx 1 month ago
@MrHav1k i'm black. get over it nigga. learn how to take a joke and stop being soft.
JustBeBased 1 month ago
@MrHav1k but it is in reaction to your discrimination, as defence.
leethal59 13 seconds ago
@spades2 Because if whites make fun of us blacks and the hispanics we'll both beat that ass it's as simple as that!
By the way George Lopez is the funniest comedian in the world especially when he makes fun of whites; like when he does his "white people" voice....
MrTTaylor25 6 months ago
@MrTTaylor25 lulz george lopez best comedian
WREQUIEM 6 months ago
@spades2 Latinos and blacks have a whole lot of history; white people ain't got nothing...
black people been abused, sold into slavery when we was back in Africa using sticks and hunting for our food while the white man had every-thang...
they fancy ass forty acres and a mule and shit...
they got all the good food, and we slaves got the leftovers and innards.
seanw23 6 months ago
@spades2 I too wish people could laugh at themselves. I'm white and I laugh an incest jokes about whites and etc.
100domathon 5 months ago
@spades2 that's because they are usually on the giving end of racism and we as ethnic people may sometimes be a little sensitive when the jokes are about us,especially since most of the they aren't jokes.
jww312 5 months ago
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misterpalmer3 5 months ago
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I don't know about the whole "third party" thing- but the reason a white people can hear racist jokes and not get bent outta shape, is because after the cracks are made, the other joker is STILL gonna be Hispanic, Black, Asian, Native, etc...while THEY will still be a white man in the good ol' UNITED STATES of AMERIKKKA... and therefore, they get the last laugh... :0)
misterpalmer3 5 months ago
@spades2 Yeah hermano, just like the great George Carlin said "It's all bullshit folks, it's all bullshit...and it's bad for ya"
SinisterSkyline 4 months ago
@spades2 Black people too bro! Especially when its about them and only when you're not black
gabrielgnzlz 4 months ago
@spades2 because white people aren't the minority that's why
Priceless2124 4 months ago
@spades2 Hispanic? Meaning "Of Spain"? The country in Europe, with Europeans... who are white? Wow, you don't say...
doomsdaymechanics 3 months ago
@doomsdaymechanics I know what you mean man, I bet the little cunt who wrote the comment is whiter than bread. I fucking hate Spaniards and being called "Hispanic."
p0rcelaing0d 3 months ago
@spades2 right on
asslover425 3 months ago
@spades2 because black people have a brutal history.plus most black people have quick tempers including me
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As a third party (Hispanic), I have to say that white people seem to be the only ones who don't get all bent out of shape about racial humor. Why can't people just learn to laugh at themselves?
spades2 9 months ago
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spades2 9 months ago
This is a funny movie I wish I was black
I see white people Lol
johny1222885 9 months ago
I see white people lol this is a very funny movie and I'm white still I wish i was black LOL
johny1222885 9 months ago
I c white ppl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
asianproductions18 9 months ago
I SEE WHITE PEOPLE !!!!
seimeikikan 9 months ago
I love this movie....made me laugh all the time AND IM WHITE!!!! p.s. I want to be black :(
DubStepPaintball 9 months ago
CAUCASIAN OVERLOAD CAUCASIAN OVERLOAD CAUCASIAN OVERLOAD
sonickemetwo 9 months ago 2
THEY ARE SPEAKING ENGLISH IRONY!!!!!!!!!!!!
tiramisu327 9 months ago
This and Turkey would be White People's equivalent of Friend Chicken?
DemomanX614 9 months ago
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DemomanX614 9 months ago
im white and I HATE MAYONNAISE
drinfernodds 10 months ago 28
@drinfernodds I'm Black and I LOVE MAYONNAISE :D
HereticLoyalist 4 months ago 2
1 person likes mayonnaise
Jmcshay 10 months ago
only works on grits... LMAO
SungSamuel1003 10 months ago
Such a great freakin movie. This clip makes me want to own it.
Solarcoreg 10 months ago
I See White People!!!! OMG NOOO lol
DBZownsNARUTO 10 months ago 3
polka happiness
domin19991 10 months ago
I admit I'm black and the only sandwiche I can stand to have mayonnaise on are subs. Now Miracle Whip I'll tear up, but Mayo=noXD
Pooky1991 11 months ago
@Pooky1991 NOOOO!! nigga mayonnaise is just like all the other... its nasty!!!
tacoman009900 10 months ago
So racist
jonoodles56 11 months ago
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port753 11 months ago
I see white people..
coccasion overload! x10..
2 much white a brotha can handle!
ayy eddie thats how a sista like me feelin wen im surrounded by a place wit 2 much white ppl!
2 all white ppl: im not racist even though im black , i still aint racist
angelhottie7777 11 months ago
hot sauce watch
wassuptaytay 11 months ago
NPH
Ajax2860 1 year ago
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
thisguy233 1 year ago
how stella got her WHITE MAN BAACK!!?? :@
Dedokai32 1 year ago
lol i see white ppl XD
mjac4ever 1 year ago 2
2:00 EVERYBODY SUIT UP! Cuz it's gonna be LEGEN wait for it DARY!
Zander10100 1 year ago
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Zander10100 1 year ago
Why don't you got the one where he got to eat the Mayo Sandwhich and he's like "Extra mayonnaise please" That's like my favorite part
popkorn66 1 year ago
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mindispowa 1 year ago
@mindispowa Are you kidding? Mayo is great. it tastes great with the sandwiches that I eat. Mayo is awesome. It's mustard that's disgusting. Eeeewww!
agentbl 1 year ago
I see white ppl
UndercoverBrother131 1 year ago
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LandonRocksAtGH 1 year ago
BARNEY STINSON!
Garinjaa 1 year ago
do they have a problem with consumin' ketchup or mustard, too? -.-
seanw23 1 year ago
lmao! I love this movie!
th3azscorpio 1 year ago
" if your going to pass in white america, you gonna have to learn to like mayonnaise!"-best line!
th3azscorpio 1 year ago 6
smart brother: don't you give up on me! Undercover brother: aaaaah! ahhhh!" quiets" i see white people"LMAO
wiseguy1107 1 year ago
mayo is nasty
vcottier 1 year ago
he looks funny when hes wearing the goggles XD
MajinJustin 1 year ago
NSync does NOT represent white culture. Slipknot maybe...
RetardStudios3 1 year ago
Mayonaisse sucks.
mesterlinkx 1 year ago
To be honest, I think even that amount of mayonnaise is too much even for white people.
Superscoper7 1 year ago
neil patrick ftw
fazelife 1 year ago
im white and i hate mayonnaise! (and y did u stop itt right when NPH walked in :'(
mabirger 1 year ago
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ShadezRage 1 year ago
"It only works on Ritz" lol
McFro95 1 year ago
@McFro95 gritz...not ritz
fazelife 1 year ago
I see white people :O lol!!
69meat 1 year ago
on season 3 of friends.......
Kingrex16 1 year ago
I called an expert on Hwite culture.
GashisDX 1 year ago
i never knew black ppl hated mayonnaise.... Y do they hate it? LOL
miamiheatbaby87 1 year ago
@miamiheatbaby87 I didn't know that black people didn't liked mayonnaise either...and I am black. I eat tuna all the time. LOL
00ghostcobra 1 year ago
im black and i like mayoonese and white girls
HOLIMOUNTV 1 year ago
@HOLIMOUNTV your not black if you like mayonaise
macdaddy1994 1 year ago
@HOLIMOUNTV your black if you like whitegirls
macdaddy1994 1 year ago
See!
Being white sucks! We gotta like alot of dumb shit!
STUNTS1516 1 year ago
Best Scene ever.
Didymosrules 1 year ago
aghhh! i see white people!
lmao!!!
THERSRUNESCAPE 1 year ago
Miracle Whip is way better than Mayonnaise.
20DJL 1 year ago
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Lame... you didn't even show the part where he was on his date with the white bitch and was forced to eat the mayo sandwich. =/
mkkraze 1 year ago
Gay... you didn't even sho the part where he was on his date with the white bitch and was forced to eat the mayo sandwich. =/
mkkraze 1 year ago
@mkkraze you should out my other videos before you go off making assumptions like that O.o
Spitwad666 1 year ago 25
CAUCASIAN OVERLOAD CAUCASIAN OVERLOAD!!!!!!! HAHA :D
serverofjesus 1 year ago
I hate mayo
blixexxx000 1 year ago
MAKE IT STOP!!!@@@
AAAAAAAAh!
AAAAAAAAHHgHGHGH!
* Scary Face * - "I see white people"
LOLOLOLOLOLLOL
PatrikForLife 1 year ago
@jericoparazo I have no idea mate. Probably how white people can't dance, every mexican can swim and asians have buck teeth got started. Subtle things that people tend to notice about a particular group of people (race or otherwise). that's my guess anyway.
awsome4 1 year ago
Wristwatch full of Hot Sauce. The GREATEST invention since KFC :D
PKSparkxx 1 year ago
@jericoparazo It's just a stereotype. I'm black and I love it on my hamburgers/sandwiches
awsome4 1 year ago
im jewish, and mayonaise is DISGUSTING
TheJustinPCP 1 year ago
'one blast should be enough to make caucasian food edible." lmao
ShindaDesu 1 year ago 43
1:00 lol from then on it makes my lmao XD
freakofSIMSXD 1 year ago
damm how can white people eat dat shit lolsx
swaggkingist1 1 year ago
love that movie.
trevormac77 1 year ago
caucasian overload
DjRiches 1 year ago
You should have kept this final Lance scene lol
vbierry 1 year ago
This was a CRAZY movie
AIMANALI 1 year ago
there is to much white for one brother to take
zulfaqar007 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
16125911 1 year ago
its barney from how i met your mother
AwfulLotOfRunning 1 year ago
@AwfulLotOfRunning NPH is the man.
trevormac77 1 year ago
Another very funny movie. Got this on dvd, cried all the way through
madgibbonduo 1 year ago
my girl n i were just talkin about black folks and mayonaise too. lol
graphixinfo 1 year ago
n agreed with everybody else hotsauce and or jalapenos n all that good shit makes everything better...except for grits that shits just nasty
imsweetasallheezy 1 year ago
dude polkas the shit
imsweetasallheezy 1 year ago
hey i feel like gorge clinton wewont the fonk,caucasion overload hahahahaha love this movie,and black people love mayonaise
chervilify 1 year ago
Caucasian overload!! lol
ryanjack111 1 year ago
what's the song at 1:16?
sky10197 1 year ago
@sky10197
Here We Go - N'Sync
gamergg 1 year ago
@gamergg
thanks man!
sky10197 1 year ago
No problem. :)
gamergg 1 year ago
i see white people lol
thats too much white for one brother too take rofl lmao
hardrocker04 1 year ago
I am black and i dont like it because of its taste i use mustard instead
EdTV20 1 year ago