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  • sooo his sword was near his dick a girl apear and kissed the sword instead of his dick and his sword got erection? that sword got a boner and he was all like "oh shit i got a boner"XD where is the logic in that?

  • Lucky That the game stop i went to had new copies they weren't suppose to have XD, sadly ot didn't last long T_T.

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  • Can you still run around in an open world if you want?

  • @uClicked No :/

    But it's fun

  • Suda says "sure No More Heroes 3 for Wii U! No doubt" No More Doubt

  • Henry is better controlling then Travis.

  • this game dont is of 8.8 is 8.0 :B

    the firts no more heroes is best -.-

  • I want getting into No More Heroes Paradise on my PS3, just hope this gets the HD treatment and comes to PS3. Disappointed with wii though liked the Snes, N64 & GC, I have a 3DS but Nintendo are not the same no more. Suda51 is one of my fave game designers ever since Killer7...

    Can't wait for LoliPOP ChAiNSaW!!!

  • See that...a tiger...you turn into a tiger.

  • This game is actually pretty cool but is really short! I beated it in 7 hours!

  • no more heroes 3 with wii motion plus

  • this review is so awesome !!!

  • ps3 controll

  • cutscenes on this game are brilliant, as always on suda 51`s games

    the game is too beat em up for my taste, but great overall.....some of the minigames are really addictive also

    KILLER 7 is better imo

  • is this game coming out on the ps3 or xbox?

  • and im not tryin to troll :I

  • i know that suda dosent want it remade on the ps3 but think about the people who dont have wii's and only ps3's

  • @jordy09062001 easy they should go out and buy a wii

  • What? He considered having Henry playable in only one mission a positive?!?!

  • @5thBearCav well... he's fucking henry (see peanut3423)

  • 3 years, not 2.

  • I like this reviewer's attitude. This game is pretty random just looking at it, but not surprising afte playing the first. And lol did they really make Naomi's twins bigger?

  • @rawrmalion Oh interwebs, how you'll never let us know the people we speak to.

  • Lol 1:56 reminds me of Touhou

  • @henrylee0123

    Dude, they went so far as to program an entire minigame that was basically nothing but a Touhou parody. One that is completely pointless to play too, unless you want to watch the intro to its fake anime.

  • IGN = Idiot Graphicwhore Nazis

  • 2:42 "MUST HAVE BOOBS IN HIGH DEFINITION!!!!!

  • OMG now i want to buy it badly!!!!

  • 1:54

  • @2:42 did they make her boobs bigger lol

  • @landon255 yes they did xD

  • @KjeldvanKeulen .*starts drooling*.......what oh my bad any way i cant wait till this hits the ps3 lol

  • HUH SO a Bloody VERSION OF scOTT PILGRAM

  • ...How the hell does this "Lack Polish?" I mean... This guy seriously just spent the entire 5 minutes explaining how the game was polished to a fucking mirror shine! This is just a spit in the face of everyone who raged over the 8.8 scandal on Legend Of Zelda Twilight Princess, isn't it! Goddamn IGN...

    That does it. ScrewAttack, take me away into true gaming bliss. And moreover? Unbiased reviews.

  • @UltimateKingSonic

    The game lacks polish in that it has you riding on completely pointless bike sections before a boss fight, and programs in a parking lot area where you basically spend 20 minutes doing nothing but fighting an annoyingly long stream of enemies with little variety before the boss. Still a fun game though.

  • @DocRavage You're not entirely clear what it means to "lack polish," huh? If this game lacked polish, problems like this would be popping up throughout the ENTIRE GAME. And I use the term, "Problems" lightly, because I happened to like both those sections. Polish refers to the level of detail given to the game's performance as a whole, not in one or two rogue sections.

    If one or two arguably bad sections can blow a game's rating, that's an accusation you could make at MANY more games.

  • @UltimateKingSonic

    I was going by the "element that's thrown in showing clear lack of budget or effort on the developer's part" definition. And it's not as if those are the only parts, though as with everything, your mileage will vary. Shinobu's parts count for me, due to her taunt and her jumping like a 3D Simon Belmont, and then there's the rank 2 level, which feels tediously long to me. Still, this game IS a lot lot more polished than the first one.

  • @DocRavage Then we're getting down to the point where, really, it's all opinion. And fine, if that's the deciding factor in the review, so be it. Considering nothing short of Portal 1 can be thought of as perfect, that's to be expected, but fine. I would just think that the level of enjoyment to be found in the game trumps complaints of lacking polish, but so be it. Opinion's opinion. And we can't trust anyone's other than out own.

    Still better than Halo ODST.

  • man dude i just got a boner 1:50

  • As of right now there is no news for this on PS3 I think its rightful place is on the Wii, even being a hardcore PS3 guy

  • @MrGamerMan64

    Um

    I pretty sure its already out on the wii....

  • @NervMusic When did I suggest not knowing that?

  • @MrGamerMan64

    crap I said wii I meant PS3

  • @MrGamerMan64 yeah man, i agree. uncharted belongs only to ps3. halo belongs only to xbox.

  • @MrGamerMan64 suda 51 already said they werent porting NMH 2 on ps3, thats why they added the extra bosses to heroes paradise because to give ps3 owners a taste of no NMH2

  • Truly the best action game on the Wii!

  • Hopefully this won't be remade for the PS3, Suda didn't even want the first NMH to be remade for the PS3

  • i loved this game, until the final boss, who sucked. i didnt wanted to fight a (SPOILER ALERT)

    gigant baby! fuck! i wouldve love to fight with henry again or at least play the entire game with henry or shinobu, anyways.. is the best game on the wii :D

  • i love this game

  • waiting for the PS3 versionnnn....

  • I demand a BJ5 anime

  • Luks pretty freakin epic! :D

  • I wouldn't be surprised to find out that travis is a brony.

  • "We're hardcore gamers, damn it! - that's what we do" lol

  • i hope this is on ps3

  • @RPGgamerVII Nope,

    although the first one for the Wii got remade for the PS3

  • @Leonfuck31 I know, that's why I said that. I meant as in, "I hope they remake it for PS3."

  • yeees...he promises BOOBS ! O_o

  • Travis Touchdown. The man who PROVES not all Otakus are losers!

  • the shark night ad scared the crap outa me

  • u save the game by taking a shit?

  • @MidgardDragon2 commenter is bad at grammar. commenter should stop insulting when clearly guy on video knew, thats why he mentioned first game. (i was using bad grammar to mock him, if that wasn't clear)

  • Just got it! ^.^

  • No More Heroes 3 is confirmed by Suda51 for Wii U!!

  • @jiffyk7 Think of the gameplay and graphics in the future *homer simpson sober*

  • But what about JASPER BATT JR!!!!! He's a bitch.

  • is No More Heroes better than No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle, or both games are good? I never played either game, but many people said the gameplay is fun. Can you change the voice acting to Japanese on either games in the US version or no?

  • @THANATOS112220 well to me, nmh2 has better gameplay, but the first 1 has better story, either way they're both great. and about the voice acting, i have no clue

  • @sonicandzelda Thanks, I wasn't sure which one to get, but I will probably get the second one then.

  • @THANATOS112220 u want better gameplay? NMH2, u want a better story and characters? NMH1, the story isn't bad in NMH2, it's just that the story in the first one is simply amazing with just about every character is unique and overflowing with style and personality.

  • @smbz821 Okay thanks. I bought NMH 2 already.

  • I will admit, the last minigame is out of place given the theme of 8-bit style in the previous minigames XD.

  • @SoraAssassin5843 it has the worst graphics ever DS games have better graphics

  • This is THE greatest game for the wii... Of all times...

  • ign hardcore gamers? LOL

  • i have the 1st one but my parents are like NO SEXUAL CONTENT! and the 1st one u can skip but the 2nd one dam boner

  • I was and still am totally satisfied on this game.

  • @iunrealxhd I think they're saying if a hardcore gamer OWNS a Wii, that they should get this game.

  • @iunrealxhd I don't get it, are you saying that it should be on 360 and PS3? Because it's actually on the PS3 now.

  • @iunrealxhd I take it you only play mature games on mature consoles for mature gamers such as yourself?

  • why was there a gun in the begining

  • @starfire469 there was a guy who was P...PLAY THE FUCKING GAME!!!

  • @starfire469 LOL

  • They should make an anime series out of this I would watch that.

  • 0:52 LOL

  • Lets drop a nice steaming save.

    I love this game.

  • I am really worried, i haven't saved in ages!

    

  • HOLY SHIT LOOK AT NAOMI'S BOOBS!!!

  • @Arrow6210 u had to remind me why i bought the game

  • @Arrow6210

    pathetic..

  • @rawrimalion

    ooh like you weren't thinking it, dont lie ;D

  • @Arrow6210

    It's just a game.

  • @rawrimalion

    and I was just kidding, soooo.....

  • @Arrow6210

    .... right.

  • 0:54

    he gets a swordboner :d

  • NO BOOBEEEEE

  • can you skip the cutscenes in this game. cuz they look boring

  • he forgot to mention the game is like 5 hours long

  • @lekft dude the 1st was like 18 hours long. but the 2nd is less boring cuz you dont have to pay the stupid fee for the assasins

  • There are almost as many people who have viewed this review as bought the game :(

  • what about hearoes paradise is it cool ?

  • @megadeth887 not as cool as no more heroes 2 but still cool its just the 1st one with a different name

  • @megadeth887 The ps3 one? i think its a remake, but it is exactly the same thing just HD and you need a glowing ball with $100 dollars worth of motion controls. If you have the ps move, then get it, if you don't you are better of getting a wii

  • well i cant estch it because the stupid ad wont go away

  • really good review fuckin tiger

  • horrible graphics

  • @seanjesi .....its a wii game -__-

  • is it worth getting the No more heroes 1 game first then to buy this? or should I buy this and forget the first one?

  • @SWIFTzTrigger

    Do you have PS3? The better version is coming to the PS3

    I think it's a very good game. It's one of the best M rated games for the Wii

  • @kokogoal1987 It's the same game, it's not going to be any better. :\

  • @kokogoal1987 same buts its the 1st one. not this 2nd one

  • @kokogoal1987 but that one HAS NOOO BLOOD AT ALL

  • @blitzkrik255

    Not really.

    It says "UNCUT" on the cover (PAL version)

  • @kokogoal1987 Their the same, but the Wii version is much better considering it the original and the creator of the NMH games, Suda, didn't want the games to be transfered to the PS3

  • @AshXXMayftw

    Much better? Did you even try it?

    HD + better and steady framerate + additional content...yeah, the Wii version is much better.

  • @SWIFTzTrigger I would recommend getting NMH first then getting this one, there are characters in this game that male their appearance in the first game that contribute to the story in this game. The first game is more combat driven however, I consider this game to be the better one because it has an actual plot to it. Still either one is fine, if you want to get this game I would recommend watching a walkthrough of the first game just so you know what happened before and how it contributes.

  • is there a reward for people who beat the first game like weapons carried over?

  • @Xsopit24631 No.

  • @Pogiforce thanks

    

  • @Beastyja360 I'm not going to tell you :3

  • awesum game cleared it on sweet and mild so still bitter to beat:D good time summer is coming

  • @PokemonPlatinum1201 what's a boner?

  • WTF happened at 0:53 to 0:55? O.o Can someone tell me please?

  • @PokemonPlatinum1201 The game is seriously just one long sex joke. Thats what makes it amazing.

  • @PokemonPlatinum1201 You'll find out when your older young man. :D

  • @Jehuty989 I'm not a man....and LIGHT BONER HAHA :D It took me a while to get it.

  • @PokemonPlatinum1201 Trust me thats not the strangest thing, in order to charge your beam katana you have to move your Wiimote up and down which looks awkward but funny.

  • bought this game for $15 at a bargain shop

  • @ryan9169

    And your gonna love EVRY minute of it!

    Also turn DOWN the sounds and turn UP the background Music. Why you ask? Because the Boss themes are fucking crazy good!!

  • Travis Touchdown for Super Smash Brothers!

  • @BobSagetW310 No cursing though. I don't want the age rating to be jacked up even further. Master Hand "bleeding" is enough to turn E +10 into T.

  • @BobSagetW310 i would love that but i cant see him without hearing "WHAT THE FUCK". unless they let that slide :D

  • @BobSagetW310 I couldn't have put it better myself.

  • @BobSagetW310 No swears, we don't want the age rating jacked up even further.

  • @BobSagetW310 Yeah! I'd also like to see Henry in Smash as well

  • @BobSagetW310 His final smash could be Henri's 1HKO attack.

  • @BobSagetW310 OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they should put super meat boy too XD

  • @BobSagetW310 That would be awesome if Nintendo does it.

  • @BobSagetW310 FUCK YEAH!!!

  • Margaret Moonlight was my favorite fight.

  • I had more fun and was more impressed with the first No More Heroes. Some of the boss battles in the sequal were sort of bland, with hardly any back story given (The final boss was not nearly as epic as the last boss in NMH1). It also really bothered me that there were frame rate issues in some of the the cut scenes.

  • One of my fave games :)

  • This might be a good game, but its not my kind of game

  • ''Or Hardcore Gamers dammit, thats what we do.'' You dishonor all REAL hardcore gamers by just thinking that, IGN. Fanboys cant be called hardcore gamers. You fucking retards.

  • @MrPrototypz real hardcore gamers play not many games not just gore and M games those people are just a bunch of fakes and a joke. and the crappiest part of the gaming community

  • @ObliviousMutilation why can't you accept that you like some things and other people don't. So what if some people only play violent games? It doesn't make them a worse gamer than you. It makes them different

  • @bootr005 you missed the point I mean a real hardcore gaming is when you play many kinds of games. the reason I say they are a joke because they complain more than any other gamers they are full of themselves and act like noobs I have yet to seen one who doesn't act like they know everything

  • @MrPrototypz calm down, it was a joke.

  • @bootr005 Calm down on what....LMFAO. I didnt even reply to that guy.

  • anyone else notice yusuke!? :D

  • i just got it today ^.^

  • I don't know why I find Travis attractive. I am soooo weird!! :o Oh well. I want No More Heroes(both of them) soooo fucking bad! >.<

  • Is this only 4 wii

    

  • @SyncroSide131 No More Heroes 2 is Wii only but an updated PS3 version of No More Heroes 1 is coming to the USA using playstation move.

  • Great game but the voiceacting ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss­ssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssuuuu­cks ballz

  • Helter skelter and skelter helter next boss Paul Mcartnery::weapon [guitar gun blade]

  • @SoraAssassin5843 u suck balls sucks jack ass

  • nintendo make sure to have NMH3 as one of your launch titles

  • Sorry, but I really hated No More Heroes 2. Just like MGS4, No More Heroes 2 let me down.

    Everything I liked about the first game is gone, replaced with crap.

    I give the original No More Heroes a 9/10 it's sequel 2/10

  • i hope this makes its way to ps3 someday!

  • @guyver93 They are! Its called No More Heros Heros Paradise

  • @MasterOfAllAwesome yeah but it's only the first game with a few new items i guess *sigh*. ~.~

  • @MasterOfAllAwesome Hopefully they don't freaking butcher the game

  • @guyver93 sorry not this one but the 1st one. hopefully they don't censor or cut out parts of the 1st

  • It sounds like you people recommend this game? :3 I gotta get this!

  • he promised boobs im on it who else?

  • getting this over the weekend so excited

  • if life was a video game they would rate it badly they rate everything

  • a question... This game... came out in Spanish as the first?

  • i have the first one for a while and i finished it... It was awesome and now i got the second one today and my wii's laser lens is dirty and needs to be cleaned cuz its to dirty to read cd!!!!!!!! pisses me off. Thumbs up if u think this is a real piss off

  • NH3 for the next nintendo console !!!!

  • For me, NMH2 is better than the first.

  • So... I can actually see shit now??? Fuck yeah!

    I remember in the first one where it was like BLACK OR WHITE, CHOOSE MOTHERFUCKER.

  • why does my mom have to be so strict!!!

  • I got the first one and there were some bad parts to it, but it sounds like the sequel fixes these problems.

  • my friend from school said he'll get get some games for my wii for 1$ each and 1 of them is no more hero 2 xD

  • @Zooxmx2

    Well it's worth it, since the Used Game price for NMH2 at Gamestop is $1.

  • You can say what you will about the wii but honestly I have alot more fun playing it then I do playing my 360, if they made the games they make for the 360 for the wii then that would be perfect for me cuz I don't know what it is but I just have more fun playing it if its on the wii. And its games like this that make me proud to own a wii, even though it's graphics aren't as good as the 360 or the ps3 and the games aren't as bad ass I simply have more fun playing them on the wii.