My Last First Date

[christhetromboneguy]

im sorry dude..but never EVER..turn down a "on a regular basis" type girl ha ha ha

[Micahmalik9]

You are cool man

[AmarisTG]

trust me swoozie now that i know your plans for us on our honeymoon im very suspecting ;) lmboo

[MrDobermanDude]

Your really gonna fuck your wife bad aren't you, you can't hold in that sperm forever!

[Young1HD]

no what tell what your dick will jump off and run

[55soulripper]

in every vid u give people nick names cool



[LOOKIEatmehCOOKIE]

oh my god.. your life is so dramatic... ):

[luvalwaysfree]

i spent my first hour of 2012 watching your videos...i dont regret a second of it :)

[invisiblezero13]

I live in the Orlando area and I am willing to pay you 5 whole dollars to come to my home and shake my hand .

[NoOneElseLikeIt2793]

What if you never marry?! arrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhh­hhhhhhh

[NoOneElseLikeIt2793]

I believe in love at first sight. It is real.

Here is proof:

Before Holly I was terrified of all dogs. If one came up, then i'd jump on my mum (i was little). When i got holly, one look:

no dog has ever bothered me again.

love at first sight exists.

[pie4everable]

omg that is really creepy..... but anyways i loovvvee ur vids lol

[Cheese71]

I have watched a bunch of your vids now... and you are like every friend I have ever had. You and I would be like best buds in real life, lol.

[MeatLoverPizza]

this girl was living with her ex during highschool???

[brebre1595]

I respect you a lot for waiting :) thats pretty cool

[SolLaDama]

Hahaha great ending XD

[TheButtonNose]

You are the best storyteller in the history. It always gets me like if i was there :D

[addyroxursox1]

I've been to that cheesecake factory before!

(live in Orlando)

[topgearfan1997]

i got home and i told myself one video. i have a math test in 2 days. i have a constitution test(100 questions) in 3 days. its 8:30 and i havent studied for either. GOD DAMN IT

[kidcudi786]

yolanda?? from cheating in high school 2?

[NanaSilva21]

Your storytelling is sooo entertaining! Hilarious!

[liljjboy22]

im subscribing ur stories are so good lol



[WAKEUPshift111]

Its really brave of you to post this when "annie" could eventually see it. Crazy, but brave.

[Thebeastbeto]

prettty sure thats the best way to murder someone

[emobunnyable]

Aw you are the cutest.. I love you vlog and I'd be ok with waiting till marriage to do " that thing kids do on prom night" with u. ^-^

[bluegobli60]

dude i love you :')

[WoWeditaur]

Stumbled across this channel yesterday, have not stopped watching videos.



[BestHappyEnglish]

why are u such a goodie goodie?

[BestHappyEnglish]

So Did she find this video?

[AngelRestivo]

oh no, your going to DESTROOY your wife D=, well dats okay =] when i get married one day (yes im not going to do "what kids do on prom night" before i get married either) im going to DESTROOYY my husband =P

[greenbuggy1000]

lol he got white stuff around his mouth :/

[iLoveYouh146]

Every conversation you have with a girl leads to the topic of sex? O_o

[lilpro131]

I like how whenever he says "That thing that kids do on prom night" the video about it is suggested lol

[HJon2011]

Cheesecake Factory = MASSIVE Swag!!!

[Serendipity989]

You speak of your unsuspecting wife...if she too has waited until marriage really you might be in just as much danger of being ripped in half , if not more so lol.

[me21404]

Okay, I've had a story just like this.

About love at first sight and everything.

Except I'm at the phase where she's just going out with other guys.

So yeah.

I feel at peace with you bro.

I FEEL YOU!

[hotdaayum]

@me21404 I feel you'r pain brah :)

[foilfencer1337]

Dude, this was the cutest story ever. :D

I've had the same feelings for someone I know recently and it takes all of my willpower not to confess my love for her every time I see her.

[Bazzzketballfan]

don't take this question as making fun of you cuz i'm only 15 and shares the same abstract baggage but are you still a virgin waiting to have sex until you're married?

[AwkwardAndAwesome]

I've never understood why people keep stuff like that to themselves... 0_o? If it were me, I would've said something as soon as some shady guy popped up, randomly telling me stories about someone else. Nip it in the bud and get the REAL story from the person in question.

Not to mention, what kind of idiot doesn't realize that even if you WERE talking behind her back... YOUR friend of however long wouldn't be loyal to her feelings over yours. No offense to said girl but... *cough* Moron! *cough*

[leah1597]

omigosh there is a cheesecake factory ad beside the video. XDD

[blessedpetal]

Its admirable that you'll be keeping yourself pure til marriage. God bless you, keep up the good work.

[bracebuddy1]

hahahha awwww he's so sweet and adorable!! ..he's the kind of guy i want

[Kryndon64]

"MAN RIPS WOMAN IN TWO; RAHRAHRHAH" :D Yep, I really can't imagine what Adande's future wife would experience on their first night, after all this time he's been holding it out. But hey, no one said you HAVE to go on a sexual-act spree; "everything with it's time"...

[1yoyo1010]

1:58 Aww, i love the cheese cake factory!

[nakeejake69]

if i were gay this guy would be chill haha

[bhernandez62]

You WERE gonna wait until marriage until you met that girl at Ikea or was it best buy ?

[theqrokz]

lol

"the thing that kids(not you) do on prom night"

[R2pyro]

@williripstik happens to me all the tim e im subbing to him to

[NiKKiBSEXCii]

I think its so amazing that an guy can admit he's saving himself for marriage I wish more guys would do it. (:

[williripstik]

Insta-Subscribed. i love it when you stumble across a video that was on the home page and then you go on like a video watching spree of their videos. thats what happened to me here.

[TheHEARTSofLIGHT]

You're a really great guy. I don't know if I should even bother saving it, but I'm not just gonna throw it away. (so no responses telling me what I should do). I also know all too well the feeling of love at first sight... :') Major respect to you.

P.S. Cheesecake is goooooood :)

[EYITSJONNY]

wat camera does he use?

[Maddy8359]

I also think that you are really sweet and kind and I've watched a few of your vids and your just great. I also think its great your waiting for marriage I am too so were sorta on the same page.

[Maddy8359]

Dude what the hell I love you! These videos are frikin awesome like OMG awesome! I'd date you anyday you are totally awesome!:D

[nickhansbauer]

DAAAAYUUUUMMMMMM!!! hahaha, BRILLIANT story telling there!

[PIamenPenchev]

ROFL so he is about to rip her in pieces =D

[LuvableBabyDe]

ur just gunna attack her and be lik brawghbrwaghhhhbew!!!!! and be on in the paper;

man rip his wife in half; as siad by ur friend who i for got the name of;

man i love tht

[bazablahrandomnessxD]

Damn real talk ur 1of the 1st guys i actually fully respectt ever &i dont even personally know u ,,:) sheesh whoever your wife is in the future,, she should feel lucky, i swear o: your some awsonme dude.. Whay?is this the sound of awsomeness?wait no its the sound of a new fan :D

[Sunvaultofthecentury]

@bazablahrandomnessxD i agree even though i am a guy, i agree that this comment is the sound of a new fan... and this one

[munchkin221]

u just became 10 times hotter for deciding to save it until marriage :O

not alot of guys do that and i admire u for making that decision :) ur wife will be one lucky woman :)

[iratemongoloid]

Annie = Michelle Phan

[Rockpapersuccess]

holy crap dude you just got awesomer for savin it for marrage

[TheSamee]

STORY TIME!

[hermanitaLOL]

Dude I commend you on staying celibate until marriage. Not many guys and women are out there that are like that. Props, props.

[derdevel2]

haahahhaha UR NOT JUST A PIECE OF MEAT!!

[virgistastas]

Respect man....ur so inspiring ah

[lamalord222]

dude i respect this guy so freakin much haha

[Drifter425]

annie was her real name wasnt it...

[Callofbooty03]

i wanna wait until marriage to but is it ok if i at least do it once ? lol as a test run

[XDisasterListX]

i didnt that thing that kids do on prom night on my prom night..im glad

[tyty1794]

WTF ! People actually wait when they can get it ? Used to think >17 virgins are circumstantial.

[Plus11000]

Would you mind recording when you rip your future wife in half?

[Shadowbangg]

@Plus11000 He'll have to. If he doesn't then they can't prove he did it.

[MissMouseEst1988]

God Bless you Swoozie haha caught up in some BS thats what that is lol

[Triskelion202]

LOL, You I admire your honesty. But really, there's nothing wrong with being this honest.

[Blackbarbietea]

Sooooo............Did Annie ever see this video???

[danixbabyx1]

"my poor fragile unsuspecting wife.... im gunna have to leave the country" lmfao that made my day

[MissMouseEst1988]

@danixbabyx1 me too hahaha

[niggerhigger1030]

subscribed :)

[yupitsjessbbyx3]

You're my hero, you give me hope that I can find an awesome guy who's also saving himself :p

[Predator9710]

Im eating cheesecake XD

[neonpinkey6]

I am saving my self til marriage but I don't beliven god so I am not doing it cuz of the bible

[yourlilemogirl]

RIP HER IN HALF WITH YOUR BARE HANDS! :D

[RedenMusik]

hahah '" my poor fragile unsuspecting wife.. im gonna have to leave the country"

[pocco13]

@RedenMusik when that part came up i laughed so hard

[BabyWugglez]

that's really cool of u for saving urself until marriage. im not in the same page as u with this moral, but i do have a moral of my own that i wanted to save myself for the girl i wanna have a long-lasting relationship with and for the girl that is also saving herself. hope u find that future wife of urs :)

[TheDeadEndWins]

i don't understand it. i really don't. in fact i feel sorry for you. however im proud of you for picking your decisions and sticking with them. i may think they're misguided but who cares, i'm not you. keep it up man.

[unlovedbutlovable]

LOL! why do the weirdest things happen to you Adande?

[ssj10goku12]

swoozie, you make a kid like me actually want to wait till mariage to "get down" :)

[Camyy99]

hehehe slow motion finger make out ftw

"My poor fragile unsuspecting wife" lol that's the same I'm thinking about my future husband bcuz I'm staying abstinent until marriage. We gon be redefining the term honeymoon (;

[Sipher32]

I can relate to your story here...Not about the psycho ex or anything. But I am saving it for marriage too. And it makes it really hard for dating (I'm in college..). It puts alot of girls off. They think I will be a stickler after marriage...Obviously not the case..it'll be multiple times a day after marriage! But still..women these days can't seem to appreciate it.

[TheSnoozeFox]

damn it man how can you resist

[slipknotlover89]

@TheSnoozeFox he has respect 4 women & is flowing what God would want 4 him ,, i love this guy <3

[TheSnoozeFox]

@slipknotlover89 so do i even though i am terrible when it comes to women

[TheeMislolsmileyface]

your a virgin Jesus wow you are strong my friend lost her virginity at 12 im still a virgin

[heyman284]

I learned the term what the flux here!! Never again will I say the F word :)

[eaclark26]

<333333333333333 - you have made me avoid doing my thesis paper and I appreciate you for that

[lizzie4000]

I would love to go on a date with you swoozie06 , especially if you're a man of God.

[lilacpetalz]

I really respect you for saving it until marriage.:) 

[lilacpetalz]

I LOLED at 1:52 AHAHAHAHAH <3

[IloveTrikes]

... i love you

[182yourh0use]

i can watch these for hours at a time and not care about the passing time

[wassup986]

Dude, you have a SWEET 'stache!

[secretagenttigress]

* be

[secretagenttigress]

The cheesecake factory is the place to Ben:)

[angelitab19]

MY GOD, YOU'RE THE PERFECT MAN! i didn't know that people like you still existed. God bless (:

[theshion005]

Crazy people. I hope you run far away from these people.

[christynaaa8]

lol the end

[Dream24S]

I am like obsessed with your videos O:

[pieboy107]

Love you man! so awesome!!

[Xcoming2]

why wait.

[CocoSassBerry]

Oh oh there go my chances and ohh.... *waves goodbye* LOL yu crack me up!

[cutestkittyface]

LOL it would be so ironic if the lady you marry is a HUGE atheist :D

[amba098]

i love how your a true gentleman, glad to know that there is still some romance out there in the world haha i have a purity ring and im saving myself for marriage too! A noble and wise decision i must say! ><

[cooki3cat02]

@amba098 you and swooz are aweosme ppl

[JoshuaAhalt]

Dude..i respect you so much for that!!

[MissVanDevious]

your stories leave me on the edge of my seat! love em ^-^

[07qt]

you are not ready for sex mister if you still refer to it as "the thing kids do on prom night," how are you going to make it through your wedding night???

[07qt]

hey, this is annie!!! phsyce!!! couldn't help myself

[carouselwings]

hey, annie here ;)

wow yeah.. it was pretty awesome though..

NOOOO just kidding, im not annie. good story!

[carouselwings]

hey, annie here ;)

wow yeah.. it was pretty awesome though..

NOOOO just kidding, im not annie. good story!

[crazy4corbinbleux]

Are U habesha??

[HOMETEAM8011]

im annie

[MrCoolkidlee]

Ur gonna be the first man to tear his wife apart

[Co0kieNo0dle]

You're gonna make cookie monster noises on your wedding night. LOL

[lolangie100]

wow.. so guys like u still exist! gives me hope! keep up the good work! as you respect God, God will respect you

[VideoGameStupid]

2:57 You should've asked "Annie are you ok?"

[alimakness]

here come my chances oh! there they go, buhbye chances, buhbye now lol i love this guy

[schan47]

swoozie i think this girl is the one you met on the airplane, right? the model? i admire you.. :) this is my brother's account

[djtaco15]

must click LIKE lol

[vdarlsak]

Thanks U ! U are a Legend, U must be a good guy and bla bla bla good person bla bla intresing though bla bla thanks cheers, dote

Theophile

[bkuu11]

He's gonna rip that &*^&^* UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dongtian00]

God bless you for saving it until marriage :) So glad to hear this!

[divamama110]

I'm waiting til my wedding night too!!!......so since your waiting and I'm waiting.....;)

[JohnnyDeppLover95]

The little finger thing that you did at 1:52 made me laugh non stop.

[armageddon9999]

how old u dude?

jw

[VideoGameStupid]

Wow, it sounds even better if you have the instrumental of Bobby Brown's "Every Little Step" playing very lightly in the background. Try it, you won't regret it.

[guilled13]

Swoozie, I think you mean OUR honeymoon ;)

[nunyabizT]

You said you hope she never finds this video blog but then you said she watches your video blogs?

[CheapGodiva]

I know the problem man, I've lost my last three girlfriends the same way. Once they realize I'm not kidding they cut their losses.

[qommoq]

what a fucking boring long winded whiny ass gay lorded piss ant story.

Who gives a fk anyway? Boring as all fuk!!!!

thanks for wasting my fkg bandwith, homo!

[mmmsdtv1]

@qommoq hey man chill it. Swoozie's my idol

[bigchiefART]

@qommoq erm go die? hes more of a man than you'll ever be so.. go cry about your bandwidth and while your at it learn to spell..

[qommoq]

@bigchiefART hey BigChief FART do you realise how utterly stupid you look "trying" to correct spelling mistakes, when you are guilty of them in your own post

".....while your at it ..." should be ".....while you're at it ..." YOU ILLITERATE CLASS D FOOL OF AN ASSWIPE!

[bigchiefART]

@qommoq No.. i was right all apart from the you're but you made a lot more mistakes than i did first of what's the point in hating on a video of someone who actually has life experiences unlike you who sits behind hes key-broad giving abuse? and grow up? Fart? really how old are you 7?

[qommoq]

@bigchiefART "No I was right, except ,,,except ,,,except" What a fucking idiot! YOU'D BE THE TYPE OF ASSHOLE WHO GET UP TO NO GOOD ALL THE TIME , then denies everything when you are caught huh? Ill say it again, you LOOK STUPID CORRECTING OTHERS, WHEN YOU ARE GUILTY OF THE SAME STUPIDITY!!!! Got that yet, ya dead shit? you're an ass clown !!!! what r u? An ass clown of a BIG CHIEF FART!!!! Go fk yrself ya fag

[UchihaMika02]

Awwww!!! OMG I love that your being abstinent. I am too! Awesome!!! You give me more pride. Love Your video blogs. Love your stories and experiences!!!! Your awesome!!!

[UchihaMika02]

Awwww!!! OMG I love your faithful self of being abstinent. I am too! Awesome!!! You give me more pride. Love Your video blogs. Love your stories and experiences!!!! Your awesome!!!

[nerdfreak1120]

omg dude, your videos!, especially your stories are GREAT!...Loved the very end bit haha

[eatenbydinosaurs]

OUR honeymoon night ;)

[c4unitx]

damn her ex is cold lolol. that was some funny shit swoozie damn!!

[Xtodaz22]

love the ending :))

[emseely]

i am in love with you. hahah RRRRRAAAAAHHHUUUUUUAAARRRRHHHG­GGGGHHHHH *rips wife in half* XD

[alilaznb0i510]

RIP HER IN HALFF!!! xD just sayin

on your wedding night =P

[G0tm1lf]

"She watches a lot of my video blogs..."

"i really hope she doesn't see this -fingers crossed-"

..?

[riddick79352]

when u said ex i thought u siad pex lol like a girl starts talkin to u about her pex! lmao

[ANormalGuy]

"My poor fragile unsuspecting wife... Haaaaaah......."

[MsLittleThoughts]

I just love all your stories!! <3

[idiragon]

OMG WTF!!!! CRAZY BF!!!

[MellyBe3]

Ur just awesome, I'm sure u already know that, but in case u ever doubted ur awesomeness, don't. :)

[Sar250]

can i say it....i think i will.....ur like a black shane dawson.....minus they dirty!!! said it!!!

thanks michelle phan!

[hellocutie56]

swoozie, what's your twitter?

[katharpatter]

I think you are the only person on youtube that can get away with making 10 min long vlogs and still capture an audience's attention with no trouble what-so-ever. And I hope you find yourself a wife that loves God as much as you do.

[UsTube]

@katharpatter youve obviously never seen shaycarl and the shaytards :)

[Kolashov]

@katharpatter

a Muslim ? 8-) DERRRRRRRRRRRP

[KnottedKarina]

soo can i be that poor fragile unsuspecting wife ?

in 2 years lol .

[TheJakeGregory]

don't rip her in half Swoozie! it's not worth it!!! XD

[SAIDYOMAMA]

you are hooooottttt :)

[2142ordbok]

haha

[mrthebedbugs]

Ur unsuspecting wife will be torn in half eith bare hands but atleast Bernard has shaken those hands

( I've seen prom night video).

[SharebearStylz]

dRAMA LIKE LIFE U HAVE THERE LOL.....VERY INTERESTING.

[yeye12344]

the end is just to nice :p man u doin some good work there :P

[ITSMESEZEK]

CHEESE CAKE FACTORY

FTW man u have a good taste in food lol

[vibrantone220]

lol this is hilarious....interesting drama !!

[southernbell789]

I'm crying at that last bit from laughing so much! XD you r soo funny. Hope ur relationship works out dude!