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  • fake

    

  • im looking for a graffiti artist and instead i get some peter pettigrew looking mother fucker getting arrested for stealing a nissan skyline video.

  • 56 people are car thieves and desperately need a good police beating, castration, followed by horrible prison sex.

  • skylines are fucking meeeeeean! worth the steal any time

  • Thumbs up if you were looking for CLAW graffiti artist

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  • @PrehistoricPinup alright first off do your damn reasearch ya fucktard Claw is a girl Graff artist in New york, secondly calm the fuck down man WTF is your problem? Don't Be trollin on a comment for no damn reason who the fuck do you think gave you the *almighty* power to troll me like that and for the third part you don't know if im gay or bi or straight so shut your god damn mouth you Jackass retard you've got no damn RIght to call me a faggot now go back home and continue to Fuck your mother

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  • @PrehistoricPinup actually my family hails from Ireland douche

  • press 1 for a burp, lol

  • BURP

  • who the hell is the claw?

  • @kirmokin2 This is pretty cool story i actually saw unfold in an online car forum. I believe this is in canada somewhere and this guys skyline got stolen so he posted what happend and pictures of the car on this kinda street racing car club type forum and within hours people were driving around looking for the car then someone found it and eventually they blocked this kid in. They called him the claw cuz he has like 2 fingers on one of his hands haha. They are some hilarious pictures of him

  • @tigkid Thanks that's actually a pretty interesting story =D

  • hell they might as well go ahead and make him pay for it..he dogged that car out, if i was the owner id make him pay for another paint job,engine,interior,and trunk lining.hopefully there isnt any body damage.

  • now we know what The Claw's son has been up to

  • Anyone know what kind of punishment he got?

  • one of the dirtiest cars in the world deservs a trophy

    heeheh

  • Justice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

  • This video is so full of win.

  • Mad respect, and a job well done guys. :)

  • Just red all the thread over at Beyond...

    EPIC.....

    GTR sounds awesome!!!

  • that cars been ranted right out like a hooker

  • huh?

  • CLEAN THE FUCKING CAR B4 I GET IT

  • I wonder if car freaks see car thieves the way people used to see horse thieves back in the old west.

  • They killed horse thieves back then, a shame times have changed.

  • fuckin idoit

  • dude you posted similar hate comments on another video, you have some issue with a skyline?....the only thing gay about it is your comment you homophobe...you probably ride around on a pink bike with a flower basket and streamers, cuz daddy didn't get you one.

  • shut up faggot

  • stupid fat fuck piece of shit. Hate cunts who steal cars.

  • hahaha.. im from dominican republic, i saw the forum of this shit, u guyz r awesome, beyond csi.. lol.. haha, nice job.

  • LOL I'd totally be all like, "Hey lobsterfag" and given him the devilhorns XD

  • EPIC.

  • damn id feel raped if someone did that to my gtr,the claw sucks!!!

  • what a little fucker you know what sucks is that he will be out of jail almost right away after this

  • I heard he couldn't make bail so he's still in there.

  • hehe cheers to all the lads helping him out there !!

    always warms my heart to see scum like this get there come up'ins :)

    5 out of 5 stars !!

  • o thanks well that is cool

  • i dont get it how did he get busted who found his sorry ass

  • A member on the forums found him driving the car around like an idiot and took a picture of the guy. From there it snowballed and more members of Beyond were able to find him and follow him to where he lived.

  • any updates on this loser? jail time or whatever?

  • Last I heard he didn't make bail and is still sitting in jail.

  • 103,00+ hits and counting, on his way to being the next lol cat or I can has. simply clawesome !!

  • FCUK THIEVES

  • Small town boy turned big city idiot

  • Great thread by the way, fuckin hilarious!

    I tried to join but you cant with hotmail.

  • LOL!! hahaha...THE CLAW!! Ahhhhhahaha! what a tool!

    Good work everyone on helping get the car back.

  • HAHA! Nice detective work!

    Followed the thread at the beyond forum!

    All I can say is that this "incident" has been followed all over the globe :D

    That retarded "lobsterboy" realle got what he deserved... Talk about getting OWNED!!!

    ////

    PetGer from Finland

  • The claw got owned by b CSI

    love the thread epic

  • Hahaha I had went to school with that kid!. . . lol

  • Haha, that's what he gets for racing down my street at 1:00 in the morning :P

  • I read this thread on VWVortex. Epic kill! 96k views in less than a week? The poor bastard-claw made himself famous without even realizing it. He's not gunna have very much fun... ever again.

  • why is he being arrested for ?

  • google - beyond csi skyline the claw

    read the thread

    this is epic win

  • for stealing a 1991 Nissan Skyline GTR RB26DET ( a real RHD GTR ) from a shop.

  • great that you got the GTR back.

    read the thread at beyond.

    lobster..... lol ;D

  • The Claw = EPIC FAILURE

    Halarious thread, the video was great. Buh-Bye Claw. Don't drop the soap eh!!

  • epic

  • this was an awesome story!!!! Woot for the canadian in the red integra! you effing rock dude!

  • Happy that the orig owner got his car back! Absolute chicken shit to fuck with another mans car.

  • Canadian arrests are uneventful. Where's the beatdown, the abuse, and the angry pigs?

  • Who could be mad after such complete and utter ownage over the Internet?

  • Read the thread, super work you guys!

    Greets from Holland

  • Greetings from Norway!

    This video is great, the thread on Beyond Forums is Legendary!

    The Claw is down!

  • Lol @ the claw '

    AKA the Lobster, they should boil his ass in hot water or better yet his hand that only has 2 fingers.

  • fat arse

  • pfffaahahahahahaha Beyond CSI you rule!

    This made into like 7 swedish forums btw, everyone is talking about it

  • claw u fat cunt!

  • Oh my god-when I first looked at this vid there was 3 posts...now there's another 267!

    Nice work guys, we need you in the UK!! :)

  • having just read the link etc. that is fucking awesome. fat clawed wanker.

  • (403)-827-4540 is not "the claws" (Jaime Jacobson) number it's his roomate that is selling the truck.

  • Who or what is "The Claw"?

  • How the fuck is Claw fat peice of a shit is he canadian

  • hahahahahahaha he got totally fucking PWNED

  • cest qui le cave

  • THIS IS MADE OF WIN!!!

  • dam a fuckin skyline, <3 right-hand drive lmfao

  • stuff like this only happens in Canada, people don't care in America . . . but good for you anyways. That's kind of a shitty one too, maybe it impresses Canadians, I can't tell what kind of distribution you guys have. I will get a 2009 when it comes out, that looks awesome, and these are pretty cheap too. I do not think Nigerians have much use for porches, nor Porsches either . . .

  • holy crap! those shits are as hard to steal as Lambo's

  • owned!

  • "the claw", hes obviously not professional.. professionals dotn steal 1992 shit hondas, they boost new porches and sell them to nigeria

  • 1992 shit honda???? Try GTR Skyline buddy. Whether he was a pro or not (doubt it) He boosted a pretty sick whip

  • I would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for you meddling kids!

  • lol

  • its funny cuz this dumbass stole a 91 nissan skyline gtr and thought hed get away with it

  • oooooh

  • who the fuck is the claw? and why is this video good or funny or whatever it's supposed to be, nothing happened!  He just got arrested

  • you'll get it if you go to the forum and read the thread

  • WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP!

  • his hand is fked up, look, he is missing fingers hense, the claw.

  • uh..maybe im not immature enough but i think im missing the humour in this.

  • you'll get it if you go to the forum and read the thread

  • Pinchy got cuffed.

  • lol

  • he probably won't do any real time anyways, and people will forget about this story in 4 days , just like that RSX hit n run kid

  • Calgary police cars are shit.

  • thats one of our secret police cars

  • Doesn't matter.

    It's still a little obvious that it's a police car, a crown victoria thats painted blue or black.

  • yea well when its not actually easy to spot you really gotta pay attention

  • Uhh, not really.

    I can spot a Crown Victoria so easily out of a crowd of cars. It's a traditional cop car man. Any idiot can pick one out of a crowd.

  • I heard about this story through a 318ti forum, read the article and the thread..Fuckin hilarious! Sweet job dudes. And..sick R32!

  • Snap Yo FINGERS.....oh wait nevermind

  • Snap Yo FINGERS.....oh wait nevermind

  • that car is worth about 30-40K

  • You're a 17 y/o kid who doesnt know anything about automotive history. Ignorant fuck.

  • You haven't seen the engine obviously.

  • skylines are a huge deal in alberta... i live here and don't care much for em but they're the hawtness apparently

  • Kay i'm in Edmonton and if I hada Skyline and someone stole it it would be Rambo, First Blood in Edmonton..

  • there the shit but im intrested in the newer still ill eagle ones

  • Oh N0ezz!!! Teh CLAW has been DE-CLAW'D!!!!!11

    pwnd!!

  • just read thru the thread - this is the internet at it's best (except for porn)

  • lol I love it when random shit is on most viewed

  • BWAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!­

  • Car is totally dirty.. Time to buy a new one.

  • GO DJ!!

    lol funny

  • this is epic such an interesting read... awesome work by the forums... damn cops need to start joining these things

  • Wow that happened at Chinook, just around Glenmore. That's minutes away from me lol. Good that this idiot was caught:D.

  • EPIC WIN

  • Glad u got your wheels back , hope the claw rots in jail

  • how the hell did they find his facebook account from just a picture?

  • Epic beyond all words. Hats off to the Beyond crew.

  • Saw this video then read the article. This was like a modern day Scooby Doo caper being solved. Well done.

  • Scooby Dooby Do !!!! :-)

  • Lol, That was cool.....Go to the link

  • GTR32! Not surprised.

  • So whats the story behind this...i didnt get the memo

  • read the link in the forum

  • The Internet pwns you.

  • Ha ha, eat shit 'Claw'!

  • absolute ownage, good work guys,

  • That thread and this video has seriously made my night, and morning. XD

  • 33k+ views in 24hrs.

    The internet IS serious business

  • yeah i agree he got owned lol

  • Bravo to you guys at Beyond (or should I say Beyond CSI?) us guys at PS3forums were laughing it up pretty well

    last time I saw such owning was the RSX thread

  • LMMFAO!!! hahahaha that guy got pzED

  • fuck thieves.....good job guys

  • Great work lads.

  • Fuckin' Epic. Just spent an hour reading through most of the posts.  Well done, Beyond!

  • he stole a skyline?????????

    I don't blame em there.

  • Your a fucking idiot.

  • Yes, Lobster Klaw is a Quote"fucking idiot" .... after the cell door slammzz he will be getting what he has coming to him !!!!

  • Internet Justice: The best kind available

  • looks like the guy of let's go to prison ...  pathetic

  • Epic

  • well done lmaoo

    that thread was epic as fuck

  • shit is so cash...brilliant job, guys, thanks for the lulz

    (read the thread as well, i died laughing at this douchebag)

  • well done guys.. well fucking done!! haha..

  • ze claw!!!! hahah, this is GREAT! good job BEYOND CSI

  • HAHAH! GOOD IM GLAD YOU BOYS FOUND HIM! I'm reading the thread right now!! :D

    Cock sucker didnt even wash the damn thing! what a piece of shit!! probably drove it to his construction job eh! :(

  • hahahaha owned

  • Gosh, Uncle Gadget! What do you think they'll do to him in jail?

  • get some foot-long black cock up his ass?

  • bahahah. this was farking gold!

  • who is the claw?

  • Mastermind behind some of the world's largest auto thefts, simply known as THE CLAW.

  • jesus christ i hope that guy doesn't procreate. get him out of the gene pool

  • MISTER FROOODOOOO!

  • Houston-Imports is very glad the claw is going back to the fish tank

  • tell the guys on the beyond forum that if they will let me register with my hotmail address I have a whole lot of inside info they would love... i know him.

  • poor skyline =[.. but good job guys

  • Hope he lands a cell mate who finds his claw features 'attractive'. Good job Beyond CA CSI!

  • Zoidberg!

  • Superb result, thread and work guys.

    Lesson to idiot with distinguishing feature - hide it next time!

  • That thread was a piece of internet gold, although I'm concerned he may use the claw to cut his way through the prison bars ;)

  • hahaha FUCK YES! that kid sucks. awesome work.

  • now who gets to keep the his stupid hat as a trophy?

  • It took me an hour to read that thread haha.

  • EPIC!

  • Damn I didn't see the claw :(

    Oh well at least you caught the fucker!!

  • yeahhh!!!