The Galápagos Tortoise

[jhibbitt1]

if that tortoise at 1:22 could speak it looks like it would say "you can say that again"

[leeye0n]

slower you live longer your lìe

[Fakesoundx]

slowest. rape. ever.

[azbibajrami1]

lol rape omg

[thundercrack2]

cunatos años tendran esas tortugas ?

[sharpblaze2]

There you have it, 5 rude people that disliked this video. Whoever they are they are vastly ignorant

[89schlappe]

RAPE !!! RAPE !!!

[TheRetiredtrucker]

... the turtle.... natures suction cup...

[lyrics4eva13]

holy crap they are HUGEEE!!

[rochedoxxx]

IM GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES

[veelalynne]

I swear tortoises make the most hilarious sounds when they mate. I have to say, though, for sheer hilarity, the aldabra tortoise is funnier than the galapagos.

[GUNDAMZGOK]

for a long time !!

[Gouki6669]

so.... while the male want to fuck and the female is trying to get away, is this considering rape?

[MrMyvince]

2:00 bow chicka bowpow

[TaLoCc]

Did to be 150 so does that mean sex last for a week?

[Doddmond]

"and once started, it can go on for a looooooong time."

I wish.

[Ramielxxx666]

i love these animals... i just feel im going to cry just for the emotion to see theem!!!! ^w^

[rzorNvme]

Damn it'll kill me if I had to struggle just to get it in her

[fireteel]

me 2

[fireteel]

tortoises R COOOOOOOOOOL:]

[fireteel]

cool



[alexchris32]

i never knew what tortoises sound like,until now

[toharsnaker]

its very cool.....

[MegaNawiedzona]

Nice :** Big Turtle :)

I have two turtles (dziunia i grzmotek) :**

[Sarksiro]

oh yeah, an orgy. thats nice. FUCK HER HARDER. OH yEAH.

[pytko3]

If you have one of these for a pet, be sure to leave to your next generation in your will because it will more than likely outlive you!

[WoShiDaNiu]

HO MY GOSH I RECOGNIZE HIS VOICE FROM WATCHING PLANET EARTH OMGOSH MINDFCK

[leoslipknot1000]

1:45 violadoor! XD

[B1ATCH1000]

looks like rape lol

[theappleman258]

Somebody should mix this with porno music

[toribjork10]

um, turtle rape

[niggercupcake1]

Aaaaaa porn

[MrImGerman]

They're so fucking beautiful

[Mineshack]

LONESOME GEORGE

[Baumfelds]

1:46

Female : GET THE F$%K OUT OF HERE !

Male : UUUUHHHGGGG

[masutapangaea]

torkoal!!

[TheSvenHen]

why am i watching tortoises fuck?

[m0nster5131]

I find this very hard to masterbait to,

lied, its easy !

[cartmanofsp]

@m0nster5131 What are you going fishing? Masterbait? 

[d3athr3aver]

i wish i could last that long lol

[LOVELOVESTAT]

จิงหรอ

[wirerail]

Turtles spooning....lol

[lmrs2]

Son enormes y creo que pueden vivr durante muchos años.....algunas tienen cara de viejitas, ja,ja,ja.....

[0bserver00]

if this creature extinct... i blame  the Italian plumber

[geishathor]

@0bserver00 i dont understand what you meant.. but obviously you got too many likes..

so yeah.. whatever..

[scatamalaka]

@geishathor

I've never heard of The Super Mario Brothers, either.

[0bserver00]

@geishathor Lol..im talking about Mario

[geishathor]

@0bserver00 haha.. just noticed my intellect matches with that of a blonde woman..

[iluvgarlic]

holy shit. i didn't know tortoises made a sound.

[Laquaticus]

More like a Torkoal than a Blastoise.

[tricepsish]

better than porn

[RAMYguaymas]

pornotortuga XD

[TheRimDoctor]

They're spooning :3

[GuruEdward]

making love in a suit of armor isn't easy. Trust me

[Marasma101]

Looks surreal

[goofyjtk]

Now drop the CAM AND PUSH HIM OFF

[Maeve1515]

"for a loooooooong time"

[JkDiggyPal]

0:30 feels HUGE!!!!

[nocturnal69mix6969]

1:50 TORTOISE CHASE AND RAPE

[1watchnU2]

@nocturnal69mix6969 Thats exactly was I was thinking!!!LOL

[VTECsqznN2O]

Tortoises actually have two members. Google "hemipene" if you want to be impressed

[GrievousSpino]

@VTECsqznN2O Lizards and snakes have hemipenises, tortoises have only one :)

[keriandjesse69]

I'm going to sit here and watch these turtles have sex. what of it?

[dieselinside69]

2:03 tortoises having fun !! hahaha

[ipadize]

@dieselinside69 me too xD

[123pivotexpert]

imagine the size of its shit!

[BrokennHome]

Reminds me of a dinosuar..

[SAMIMYS]

okay poor those things at least they enjoy a long time matting...

[SithSereyPheap1]

I have to visit the galapagos island before i die,i must,i must,i must.It's on my " Things To Do List " before i die.Thank you veelalynne for helping me have a greater appreciation for this beautiful creature.Oh by the way we all make funny sound when we mate,some of us laugh,some fart,some moan,some cry,some squeal,some snore,some swear,some shouted Oh My God it's so big please push gently,some like to curs and some of us even have a hiccups.So don't even laugh at the tortoise..;))))))

[veelalynne]

Tortoises make the funniest sounds when they mate!

[killbielski]

lol? why i hear a cow?!

[blackoutninja]

I love these things

[greenjacob14]

1:55 RAPEE!!! she was trying to get away!

[crowarc]

Nature really has a lots of wonderous things btw wheres that place they hang out?

[angrybananapeel]

@crowarc probably Galápagos Islands. Seriously I'm just taking a stab at it.

[crowarc]

@angrybananapeel is it legal to venture there?

[TheMetalPenguin]

Well, I think it's obvious who always get to be big spoon.

[Canadiblue]

if the males are about 500 lb. then how heavy are the females?

and is it legal to have one as a pet in north america?

[sidsnake17]

for any1 who watched the other video.....HAHA SHE JACKED OFF A TORToISE LMFAO

[stonethugmusic]

HOW LONG DAD " JUST HOW LONG DO THEY DO IT ? "

[SithSereyPheap1]

Just pick one buddy,the gals,they all look the same to me.Nevermind qualities,just think immediate gratification....

[SithSereyPheap1]

They never ever fuck in the same place twice....and it's alway outdoor.

[SithSereyPheap1]

Don't tell me.Her skin is a bit rough yes ? Human is the only species that look at each other face to face,eyes to eyes when fucking...you notice that ? other animals in the kingdom doese not do that ? with the exception of the primates i think,hell i'm not even sure.Now i have to observe the monkey fucking behaviour..

[SithSereyPheap1]

Will you look at the size of his head ? he is The Greek God Priapus....

[SithSereyPheap1]

I heard of glacial pace,but this is ridiculous.Say Mack !! you think you can move aside and let me pass ? you got all the time,but i don't...

[SithSereyPheap1]

He lived for only 50 years.He pissed away the other 100 years on love making.Slowly doese it for him....

[SithSereyPheap1]

His whole body,the shell and all look just like my nuts sack and his head protruding in and out of the sack exactly like my penis really.

[SithSereyPheap1]

I have to go to the Galapagos Island and meet these big boys myself.Just to get a better understand...

[SithSereyPheap1]

What role doese he play on God's green earth while he live and breathe ? what is he good for ? other than putting extra weight on the planet...what is his contributions ? in the scheme of all things you know..

[Webbess10]

@SithSereyPheap1 he's part of an ecosystem. Learn some high school biology.

[veelalynne]

@SithSereyPheap1 These tortoises are the largest and heaviest creature in their ecosystem. Much like the elephant, it carves out pathways through the brush and rock which aids other creatures in the ecosystem. Otherwise, the ground would just be a tangle full of dry, dead brush and creatures like the marine iguana and various birds would have a hard time navigating through it and finding places to lay eggs.

[SithSereyPheap1]

More than one hundred and fifty years of hell on earth.It made me wonder what the fuck else they lived for if not for the pleasure of fucking,eating,drinking and shitting.How often do they mate ? like how many times a year ? so we can keep track and get a general ideas of how many time he fucked in the course of his life span...he must have fucked every gals on the Galapagos Island and then pass them on to his friends...

[SithSereyPheap1]

You in the light blue shirt.Show respect to your elders....

[SithSereyPheap1]

I suppose we all should learn to take it slowly and not live life too fast.We may live as long as these Galapagos tortoise.Slowly he goese,he look forth but he doesen't leap...the risks of injuries are next to none...

[SithSereyPheap1]

Hell on earth,who would want to live for more then 150 years ? Ernest Hemingway would kill himself had he lived that long....more than one hundred and fifty years of sufferings on this God's forsaken world...just imagine.

[SithSereyPheap1]

End up flipping over...

[SithSereyPheap1]

His nick name is " Slow Poke ".He's never in the rush when it come to love making.He got more than 150 years to fuck around with,so what's the hurry ? Sometime she made a sudden move and crawl over a piece of rock, to adjust to a new position and he end flipping over on his backside with all four in the air,five including his protrusion.Guesse who's getting screwed after that ?

[SithSereyPheap1]

She doese have a soft spot somewhere,you just have to feel your way around big boy !!

[SAImmobilien]

Great

[drago884]

Is it just me, or did that tutrtle at 1:45 'mate' with his lady-turtle-friend,or did he just very slowly rape her?

Cuz she's all trying to escape the whole time lol

[karlitozs]

Blastoise! n_n

[Pandadudex96]

@karlitozs More like Torkoal because it lives near volcanos :D

[Hmach4r]

copy and paste this on all turtle videos if you think people should stop killing turtles and eating them because it makes you sad

[305Fastlain]

Ya girl take this turtle dick.. slow pumpin all up in thurr

[THATGUYAGAIN1]

@305Fastlain Well played sir, I nearly pissed myself because of you.

[Demrush]

Since he's so big, is he able to fully retract his legs and arms?

[peter1miler]

As neat as two spoons -_-

[FERRETMAN9]

they sound like big daddy's

[Autobot71Ironhide]

these are the funniest animals ever

[kevindashid]

can you ride on it's shell?

[UniteForgetLeftRight]

@kevindashid i rode one at a big petting zoo when i was a kid

[Arboktot]

I thought only one Galápagos Tortoise are left

[DayLight95]

@Arboktot no there is only one saddle back galapagos tortoise left. witch is a sub species

[CelebratingWildlife]

This male has staying power!

[wildlife011803]

hes says its the longest living animal on the planet wat about the koi fish they can liv 200 yrs but normally 25 and greenland shark 200yrs tautaras 100-200yrs Brantevik eel 150 yrs Bowhead Whale 200 yrs bivalve mollusc : Arctica islandica 405–410 and finally the galapagos tortios 190 yrs

[crispysmith11]

It's sad that the Pinta island giant tortoise has only one survivor.

[wildlife011803]

wow. without ther shells giant tortioses look like mini sauropods with ther long necks and tails and they liv 4 very long times but still u can never c them without ther shells b/c ther spine's r apart of ther shells.

[11jesiel]

Giant tortoise, the nature is beautiful!