The Worst Player in StarCraft History #2

[billnye69]

WTH? He only had 4 SCVs on minerals and like 5 on Gas?

[billnye69]

I play SC2 on low settings, so my graphics look like this still. :(

[azz1916]

ahem. incase you haven't heard. people like this are actually defined as trolls.

[HydraLinsK]

Did he have an idle SCV all game too? Or was it just you?

[RoachFrosthand]

agreed. white is the worst player.

[whizpopdude123]

whoever dislike this 214 time they are just like the taytor noob because it must be taytor friend dislike this

[mineCraf0]

Wow really!? Start with 150 minerals? Make BUNKER THEN BARRACKS? How dumb...

You start with 50 minerals

You need barracks before bunkers

It's not called men it's called units (Unless your entire army is marines)

[flametitan100]

@mineCraf0 To be fair to taytor, he said "then you make bunkers AFTER Barracks," which is technically correct.

[hawkthief]

5:33 Tank: ARGH! IM HIT! MEDIC!

xD

[hawkthief]

dont blame him... when i was a rookie i used to defend with a few bunkers

they make u feel more secure thats all ^_^

[huting1999]

agree that taytor is the first top king of noobs so yea hes a really weird dont know how to play noob

[Treviabot92]

Complete fucking dumbass, I swear. I at least don't tell people how to play UNLESS I'VE WON THE GAME AND THEY'RE WATCHING WITH ME.

[Sinchu9]

I notice his dad hasn't driven to your house, snacked you and told you to delete this video >_>

[SenyaExs27]

both NOOBS

[Honorfull]

I'm supprised he didn't try to type: operation cwal

...

[Kriegerdammerung]

I am Argentinian -yes, and not Argie!- for though I can speak English perfectly, when I was twelve I could't. Nevertheless I played StarCraft at the age of twelve and I realise that Defensive Matrix is a protection around a selected unit even before casting it.

[HyperOpticalSaint]

you don't even know how to mess with noobs, i'd land 5 nukes together before he knows what happened.

[xXxDarkAdeptusxXx]

"Whoever leaves first wins"

"Ready go!"

LOL PRICELESS!!!

[SuperGarithos]

i thumbed up this video even if its fake or played by noobs. It made me smile.

[kleaguebba1362]

wow.... what a way to waste your time

[123122073]

ima get u for this bad messiah! JUST U WAIT!

[123122073]

im not a noob



[Anonymous011ful]

starcraft is the grates videogame ever

[Anonymous011ful]

LOL the n00b is the worst n00b i have ever seen XD

[Ur0pinionDoesntCount]

messiah is a faggot, and a noob. Clearly oj is new but your the actual noob here, you surround his base with tanks and turrets when he has no army..... and what good will those do? 

[MrPathorn]

I thought he gonna make you think he's a noob but I see that he is less than noob LOL

[TheQuestionK]

so ur friend and u doing game right? lol

[FinalStar123]

how much hp did ultras have back then?

[gravityshift123]

BTW... you said in the video "cover ops not battlecruiser? >_>" or something like that.... are you fucking retarded? In TvT it's not cost-effective to get bcs... ghosts with their cloak and lockdown would be a lot more effective than wasting all your resources and supply...

[gravityshift123]

Ummm... I can't tell who the worst player is talking about.. they're both terrible...

[FinalStar123]

i'm better than that, too bad there were no such thing called marauders ;_;

prob got tanks and around my base to protect me

[ZetaProductionz]

@FinalStar123

If you could find a better strategy in TvT without using marauders; send me an email of the replay.

[FinalStar123]

@ZetaProductionz i dunno,

maybe mass marines as 6x 24= 144 damage =op

[ZetaProductionz]

@FinalStar123

Easily countered by ultralisks.

[FinalStar123]

@ZetaProductionz was their such thing called stimpack?

micro would destroy untras

[ZetaProductionz]

@FinalStar123

"untras" were dastardly fast, and stim was a joke back then versus ultras

[EyedeaXAbilities]

we need a video called worst player in starcraft history #4 of me stomping messiah ;P

[juanma9511]

THE WHITE PLAYER IS BETTER THAN ME O.O



[dawfydd]

I'm not sure who was trolling more.

Why didn't you just wipe him out at the start?

[Spartan007George]

this is funny anyways..

[l3Lackl3Lade]

20 mins. NO ATTACKS YET.

[Kenji314159]

"I'm 22 years old... and I'm not so stupid like you..." best quote ever.

Somehow I don't believe a 22 year old can write this :D

[joeydealbuquerq]

he went ridicularized. Thats what I call playing for spending time

[callofdutyplayer4]

Proof that terran is op

[firebreathful]

you ballsack go post a video of sc2 you bum,this expired long time ago.

[JUlmanen]

at 2:42 Taylor says "When my dad see me on youtube ur dead"

You didn´t even tell him/her (i can never be sure lol) you are gonna get this on youtube....

[RaphiTheOne]

arg why did you took the lower ground while you have access to the higher one.

[makakofalvi]

am I seeing it right? That's not even patched, that game. Tanks have a ridiculus range. And yup, probably a set-up match. And the white terran is just as much a douchebag, as his opponent. And boy was I glad to hear the music stop.

[xxdomoxxkunxx]

well you ppl are complaining that he had hella money still, well what the fuck is he suppose to spend it on, he said he was capped and had ALL fucking bases, at that point you are so nigger rich you litaraly cant spend it you are gaining more than you can spend, also hes not losing forces so hes not having to replace units

lrn2SCeconmics

[Ur0pinionDoesntCount]

I'm gonna make a similar video, its gonna be called "2nd worst player ever" and ur the star!!

[TheTron56]

what I find amazing is that you're using this to make fun of someone who's clearly under 10. I mean just think about what he said and how he played. Clearly has no idea how to play competitively, referred to his dad telling him how to play and defending him for you making fun of the kid. Then obviously lied about his age.

[zxamike]

bet you i am worse JK i am just a litile beter :D

[D3Nord]

He's bad but so you do...

[wallalopo]

LOL i dont know who is worst white player with only one expa and 2000 min or orange

[japphan]

Yeah, that really is the worst player ever. 30 min game with no opponent, and still not maxed ... wtf?

[Trandana]

nice vid, i was really hoping to see his ass get nuked

[TargetNumber09]

"Ambuse" XD

[darthyoung5000]

Staged or not I'm still laughing my ass off. Stranger things has happen in StarCraft before just from my own experience alone.

[MsScarfase]

:D

[TheSaxRunner05]

Yes, it is easy to troll newbs. Ive seen and played against worse, like a guy who massed turrets on LT.

[iwishyouwereherenot]

T: my dad says never lose unless you got a first wave easy, a 2nd wave medium, and a 3rd wave hard BM: What does this mean? T: Helps me win

[MrPaodao]

I AM CRYING HE DAD WILL STAB HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!

[peti6c]

what's the song?



[Trisky]

who would just openly post "when you put on youtube my dad will come smack you"... This whole thing SCREAMS *Staged*

[paintballkid454]

definitely fake.. It's obviously you're friend who is playing/

[keltar2007]

Dude, U hella analyzed his failure!!!



[SHAD0WB0LT]

he's obviously trolling...

[KuroPhantonHive]

XD jajajaj mare puros noobs

[Cubalisk]

Looks like me playing StarCraft 1 when i was 4. lmao

[tamametal]

both noobs -_-!

[SohkYoung]

both of u r sht cunts

[mikix15]

@29lcmp watch the #1 where he tells that he is not even playing seriously,that match wasn't even competitive for him,so he's just killin' time. =)

[29lcmp]

Your a douche and your a noob also because you never spend any of your minerals and 5,000 minerals is alot

[nelsondns]

i think he got some mental problem...... lol

[alexkpapascs]

i think your both noobs....

[MattG60173]

why do i have the feeling you had a friend play do this with you and have him make this stupid game with you?

[aznredragon629]

@MattG60173 you needa play more starcraft 2. so much shit talkers. this guy was trying to teach me out play and i just ling rushed him and he said hacks and quit.

[el3usis]

both terrible players, OJ is a tad worse. Orange wins because he wasted ~35mins of whites life

[kirby370]

@ MrRobocop12 you know thats a form of bullying too right?.......

[matjacks100]

@kirby370 Sometimes people like him need to hear it.

[majorIIminor]

impressive coming from a person who sat on 5000 minerals the whole game.

[Hemlocke3]

@majorIIminor Depends, I sometimes sit on that much when I've got nothing else to really do

[BorisNaruto2]

@majorIIminor with six bases.

[nroland99]

@majorIIminor ok what would you do, torture a noob and kill him in 30 seconds, or build up like mgl south korean (sorry, just saying, those guys can rape people with any unit, even a drone)

[mineCraf0]

@nroland99 I'm korean! But it's been AGES since I've been playing this game. But I still love it (My first favorite game ever!) I didn't have the game (I lost it) but now I've got one again.

[MrRobocop12]

yeah you feel like a real man.You feel real man for being trolled.Wow,how sad.You think you feel real tough because you beat somebody whos inexperience that just says your a big pussy.You can only beat computers and noobs.The worst player video just says you a big pussy and that you beat somebody inexperience.Taytor is just inexperience and yet your posting videos of somebody losing and your making fun of it.That is a form of bullying.Your the inexperience faggot not taytor.Bitch.

[LlameStarcraft]

RIP tayter

[thefirstkc]

lol i almost cried when i saw taytor's username on there. I once vsd him in a 3v3 battle thing (everyone's given a set army) and he turned all his high templar into archons and screwed his team. then, after he had absolutely no troops and his "prince" hero was dead, he typed "CHARGE" and said he was 20.

[teC5]

its obviously you're getting trolled

[tartaglia123456789]

you feel good playing with an enemy who give you defense tu your tank and donde expanse? well its obvious hes a noob. Nothing special this game, just a waste of time

[CaptainCrunchOwns]

dude has anywhere from 3000 to 4000 mins saved up at a time. ur being trolled. just picture the dude with the troll face at the other computer.

[Zeb612]

Either he be trollin' or the poster be trollin' :)

[utmostnarc]

lol

[scootfd3s]

lol you got trolled hard.

[Yarkza1990]

He trolled you

[Novica89]

The funny thing is... that you just showed to everyone (with half a brain) that watched your video how stupid YOU are ! I can just say it's pathetic that you didnt even see for yourself that the guy you were playing against is using sarcasm on you and making fun of you... how stupid is THAT ! ? (it's a retoric question)

[Rectiony3]

youre bad too

[BilderStore]

nice trolling from orange...

[NewAgeEagles]

whats sad is how long it took you to win

[irkiIIer]

wtf get a fuckin life loser 

[SilverFoxinthelight]

@irkiIIer Wait, but you watched this video too so doesn't that make you a loser as well? I thought that this was one of the funniest thing I've seen in a while.

[ALttP]

A bit of a troll, but at least taytor learned some things about SC.

[justpokenit]

i enjoyed that makes me feel good to know that there actually are people worse at sc then me :)

[FilipovePokemonadv]

Well even if he is a BIG noob,that doesnt mean you need to be soo mean,he just tries his best.

I think he is a better person than you.

[STarCRAFT4BRITS]

@FilipovePokemonadv are you kidding me? orange was mean

[FilipovePokemonadv]

@STarCRAFT4BRITS Orange tought he was a good player whats not true,but he was in every vid thinking that he is thats what annoying.To be lets say dumb isnt mean,but look at the messages from white they sometimes say retard and stupid,watch vid 3

[ykh1995]

Dude you are a meanie. Could have just done it with worker rush XD

[maeglinify]

@ykh1995 lol

[zombiepixel722]

Damn dude, wish I was as good at making fun of 8 year old kids as you.

[FilipovePokemonadv]

@zombiepixel722 I dint even suck like this when i played Sc with 5 years XD

[Nidarteh1337]

lesser beings the whole lot

[TheTSense]

0:53 he thinks it is a Towerdefense game and all player are in the same team....

and his dad give him game tips!

[MasterBrut]

lol..

[xDarkxJonx]

Stupid. You put bunkers under the ramp? That's how they get "air" shots where they can't hit above the terrain. Should've put them on top.

[ReAp3rSKilLz]

BadMessiah86 F A I L VI D E O

[whizpopdude123]

ha ha that guy falied

[TheGTA4isdabest]

IT'S TAYTOR AGAEN!!!!!!!

[ConteDePatiernis]

I know that i suck playing starcraft but NOT like this guy XD

[ChudyPaliGrudy]

at 2:49 he said he is a bot... that explains everything ;P

[spawarxidia]

The real retard here is BadMessiah i think. He got game-trolled in his face and couldnt figure it out.

-"My dad will delete this video"

-"Im 24 yrs old"

HAHhahahahahahaahahaa hilarious. That dude is an epic troll.

[RazzvanBmw]

stupidity just got a new meaning...taytor :|

[DestinyNRaid]

white isn't even that good either. lol.

[NooN824]

Hah, Who's the noob? Orange got waaayy more minerals stacked. He win.

[M3G4MU5HR00M]

@NooN824 That's because Orange made far less forces than White did.

[NooN824]

@M3G4MU5HR00M I know, I was only kidding joking.

[bowei7758258]

hes not bad lol... hes just really new

[Carpenterghost]

98 people use the same tactic as him.

Good video! It make me lol.

[L337Force92]

fucking hilarious ^^

[DarthTators]

watch out! his tank navy and ghosts that he never made might attack ur nation! ur gonna run when u see his face!

[Banana19721]

horrible player making fun of troll

[c1k4ml3kc3]

What's sad is that you didn't actually destroy his base... :/

[DoomLord1395]

u can't hit him without sight when u under hill at

2'09

[bladehea]

stupid thing

[dedoso]

fucking game the noobs

[torerik1234]

To be honest, I think he did belive he were fighting against a computer player too as he says "Almost got attacked"

[torerik1234]

Oooh I have played against him before....funny guy I say, but annoying.

[CforCheng]

I though he was your Ally lol

[ethurial]

Wow, you beat up on a newbie. Make you feel like a big man? Feel tough? How's your e-peen going? Throbbing I bet.

Usually people feel good when they beat someone of better skill than them. Sad sad sad.

[CforCheng]

@ethurial he is just making fun

[TheShadoek]

@ethurial Well this guy is funny, even if he is a noob, is pleasant to beat em because he belives that is the best GoSu.

[XxCalypsoxX616]

@ethurial He's a troll, it's making fun of how ridiculous his play style is. If you can't figure out what a joke IS then i suggest you don"t even bother.

[ethurial]

@XxCalypsoxX616 Don't even bother to what? Is it a joke? How do you know? Care to explain?

[XxCalypsoxX616]

@ethurial Alright because your acting like a retarded person I guess I have to spoon feed it to you.

1. He was trolling this person because he finds it entertaining to see this guys reaction over and over again.Frankly i see the amusement in it too and a lot of other people do too.

2. He can easily beat him but he wants to scrw with this person by holding back and watching what he does during this entire time.

If you STILL dont understand then don't even reply.Your stupidity isn't my problem.

[ethurial]

@XxCalypsoxX616 I wonder if trolls like being spoon fed...

[TheXBOXSQUAD]

@ethurial it's just for fun retard...not the prestige...doubt there's any prestige in beating taytor...

[ethurial]

@TheXBOXSQUAD Nice, know any other words apart from "retard". It was the other keyboard warrior, Calypso's favourite. Try coming up with something original.

[GaleStream]

@ethurial okay... Original - Ignoramuse.

Now please, I don't see him being proud of beating him, "sad"? Yes, but certainly not him. If a kid comes along (which he has already beaten once, and is merely a re-match), judging from his poor trolling last video, do you seriously think he'll not take some pleasure in this and actually mess around a bit? I mean... Some people in this world like that kid there is so ignorant and arrogant he deserved it.

[ethurial]

@GaleStream It's spelt "ignoramus". If you're going to try insulting someone, have the decency to spell it correctly. Try Google next time buddy-boy.

I'd suggest you look up the definition of "ignorant" also. You obviously have no understanding of its meaning.

[GaleStream]

@ethurial I believe I do know it, and besides, I chose to spell it like that - I always did, I know its correct spelling. I think you need to be the one to clean your eyes, you're being ignorant enough to not understand the perceptions of both sides before making the conclusion that the uploader is, in your words, "sad, sad, sad."

[ethurial]

@GaleStream You chose to spell it incorrectly? No you didn't. Nobody chooses to do something incorrectly. They do it because they are ignorant.

P.S. That is also how you use the word "ignorant" correctly, again, something that you didn't do.

[GaleStream]

@ethurial Wait, wait, wait... This conversation all started because you made the misconception as to the intents of the video publisher, I don't wanna turn this into a fight and let it get out of hand, which you have already dragged it way too far. Please, I beseech you to look at the number 1 and 3 of the series, and then tell me that the making fun of this "taytor" is not justified. Please use the perception of Messiah's side this time, and stop being as ignorant as you have been, thanks.

[TheXBOXSQUAD]

@ethurial I could say that u have a severe case of assholio. but that wouldn't really be an insult now would it fuckface?

[ethurial]

@TheXBOXSQUAD Awwww.... you got a lot of pent up anger, mummy didn't give you enough hugs when you were a baby?

[TheXBOXSQUAD]

@ethurial well it looks like u have a problem sir. You just can't seem to stop arguing over some random video over the internet and you just have to troll every one who replies to you. And as you said not only I said that you are a retard several others did, and maybe there's a reason for it....maybe it's because you are a retard....And no i don't have a "lot of pent up anger" but you do seem to have a problem with just going with the flow and not being an effing a-hole all the time...just sayin

[ethurial]

@TheXBOXSQUAD Nice circular logic there. "You're a retard, because I said so, the reason I said so, is because you're a retard. Take that!" How many is "several" in your book? Because I can only see 1 (one) other keyboard warrior and he's gone crying back to his mummy for a cuddle, just like you will. I agree, I have a problem, once I get a bite from an idiot on youtube I can't help myself. It's like shooting fish in a barrel. The problem? The moronic fish just don't stop biting.

[TheXBOXSQUAD]

@ethurial You really do have some issues it's a video on youtube and you are arguing if it's good or not with a person you don't know and you just randomly insults med, i called you a retard in my first comment because you didn't seem to understand the concept of this video, many retards don't and i assumed you were a retard i beg my pardon but really though you have som effing problems man just shut it...

[TheTSense]

@ethurial do the guy act like a newbie to you!? at the start he tells how to play! and his dad give him tips.

HOW do you get 13 thumps up?

[DaemonTFO]

@ethurial Did you see the other guys trashtalking in the first video? stfu.

[ethurial]

@DaemonTFO You're an idiot. Go choke on a dick.

[DaemonTFO]

@ethurial Makes no sense and has no argument or reason of saying so. Gtfo youtube.

[ethurial]

@DaemonTFO What? Wow, you are an idiot. I wasn't making an argument. I was stating fact. Then making a suggestion of what you can do with your time. Why don't you pull that penis out of your ear and use your brain you maggot.

[DaemonTFO]

@ethurial My was an ontopic responce, your was more equal to a troll, I never said you started an argument, but that you had no argument towards saying such things and finally. The fact that I'm rude in the end of my posts, is to sum up a brief explanation of the rest of the message in a way even the ones with the smallest brains would understand. Yet you didn't keep quiet or walk away.

I wonder who's honestly the stupid one here >_> Next time I'll be brief, waste of time with you.