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  • tellin it like it is

  • Just realised who Rogan reminds me of. Fucking Ari Gold!

  • lol genius

  • I searched for anna nicole smith after watching this in google image search and the first pic that came up was her death pic, killed my boner.

  • I listen to his podcast every day but i dont like his stand up

  • Funny because it's true!

  • does anyone know what year this is from.

  • Yeah that wasn't funny

  • @JLPuffums This comment would make sense if it were at all true.

  • this is one of the best bits ever

  • 64 people got spanked with the good hand

  • Joe rogan yells tooo much!

  • This video is posted next to dictionary(dot)com's definition of the word "legendary".

  • hahaha ends with,, edit that,,chalk that one up for tv !!

  • i miss her. she was fun to hate!wish a vimpire bit her so she could have been a retarded pill popping pig for ever!

  • J. Howard Marshall sounds black hahahah

  • You were way ahead of your time Joe ,look at the ladies in shock they just couldn't parse it. :-)

  • Oh man he really goes for it at the end!

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  • RIP RYAN DUNN!!!

  • Is this crowd conscious? I hurt myself laughing to this.

  • Huzzah.

  • I love the woman's face at 4:50, when Joe starts talking about old man Howard telling Anna Nicole to lick his ass. That face of hers is hilairious! It = that her last frame of inocents(sp?) of human sexuality has just been CRUSHED! I think she owes Joe a rim job for helping her pass the threshold?! Those two other women behind her know whats up tho? They probably just licked an ass within the last 24hrs HA! JOE ROGAN ROCKS!

  • AWESOME!

  • You got fat and I'm fuckin rich LOL

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  • @SilentEcho8

    I didnt mean Joe dude LOL I was quoting a line from this routine.

  • "i'll have your dick stapled to your forehead and shove a flaming pineapple up your ass"....who comes up with dat shit anymore......

  • Joe is the shit...If you ever get the chance to see him live, DO IT!!!! Saw him in Seattle with Charlie Murphy.

  • How cant people see the great comedy in this? i just dont know..lmfao

  • "chop THAT one up for tv"

  • I want your last breath to be a fart u sucked out of my ass omfg he Is funny a hell

  • that was amazing

  • if you dont think this is funny theres something bad wrong joe is the man he should run for president

  • what year was this?

  • stupid. 

  • I just stopped the video because I was laughing so hard I couldn't watch anymore, Joe Rogan is fucking amazing!

  • I killed Kennedy, muthafucka! I'll kill you too! haha!

    

  • LICK THAT ASSSSS OR YOU DONT GET THAT CASHHHHHH!!

  • lol

  • "edit that,here chop that one up for tv" thats the best part

  • funny comedy

  • not funny

  • omg.....i used to think he was so gorgeous! this just made me change my mind.

  • @1radash UMMM GORGEOUS HOW... THE BIG NOSE OR THE ASS HAIR IMPLANTED ON HIS HEAD ?

  • @HOTRODRICO i guess both,lol. i always liked him on fear factor but this video grossed me out.

  • Lick that ass or you dont get the cash!!!!!

  • LOL... edit that...

  • His imitation of the old guy sounds like a cross between Redd Foxx and Jackie Gleason in 'Smokey and the Bandit'.

  • dont you prolong my excistence

  • LMAO!!!! Joe is so funny!! If you did't laugh at this.......you have issues.

  • LICK MAH BALLS!!!!!

  • OMFG I just about fell on the floor HAHAHAHAHA

  • omg this is what i sound like during sex with my pony :)

  • joe rogan, we salute you.

  • That was brilliant!!!

  • Rogan is the shit hilarious "I want the last breath from my body to be a fart you sucked from my asshole" lmfao

  • im a joe rogan fan but this isnt funny...sorry but its not. I dont really look to rogan when i want funny but he is entertaining and talks about interesting stuff.

  • @madtraffic9636 Yeah, I agree with you. I find him pretty funny in his podcasts and he's obviously intelligent. I remember him saying Anna Nicole Smith was one of his best bit but man am I disappointed if that's true. I would have thought it'd be a bit more intelligent if it's one of his best bit.

  • funny but way too long.

  • this guy is awesome - he reminds me of adam sandler when he was funny!

  • too long.

  • "i used to be a model for Guess"...."well guess what, you got fat and i'm rich.....lick my BAALLLLLSS".............lmfao!­!!

  • joe rogan was momentarily possesed by redd foxx

  • "I killed Kennedy, Motherfucker! I'll kill you too! ... Fuckin' hilarious!

  • 58 people lost their money to a Kentucky fried hooker.

  • I killed Kennedy, muthafucka!! I'll kill you too!!

  • hahahaahahahahaahahahaaah i love joe 

  • Joe is fuckin' HILARIOUS!!

  • Quality!!!

  • It's so sad how carlos mencia stand up is a lot like joe rogan stand up... Carlos stole joe rogans jokes and even his style and way of talking... What a fucking loser. He is a true beaner.

  • @EastBayFM Carlos Mencia isn't even Mexican. Sorry. Please try again.

  • The only thing funny about this sketch is how strangely well he imitates a woman. That's it.

  • And that's how it all happened :D

  • Kentucky Fried Whore

  • "chop that one up for tv" LOL hahaha

  • Oh man! That was some funny shit!

  • nigger cunt

  • Where do I find this ENTIRE stand up video?

  • Guess?  Well GUESS WHAT!!!

  • Oh My God that is the funniest shit I have ever seen! How in the fuck I never saw this shit before I just dont know! oh baby it's time FOR A RIMJOB! LICK MY ASS AND YOU GET TO KEEP THE CASH!!!!!

  • LICK MY BAAAAAAALLLLLSSSS!!!!!!

  • One of Rogan's all-time funniest bits! This is a classic!

  • the man wants his balls licked....

  • hahah 4:49 its like some one told her a great joke AND told her she was adopted at the same time.

  • ah life is dandy hahah

  • this is not rated g but is really funny. Joe remains the only comedian I can watch over and over without wanting to go to the bathroom. Great Dude, if you like'em intense

  • Lick my balls!

  • @Crushradio1 if he is so lame then dont watch his videos, or better yet dont take the extra time after watching the video to type something about it.

  • @Crushradio1 You call major acting talent lame ? lol !!

  • wats the year?

  • Brilliant!

  • LMAO!!LMAO! Like A thirsty pitbull drinking out of a toilet bowl

  • LMAO!!

  • Lick that ASS or you don't get that CASH!!!! LMFAO!!!

  • LICK MA BAAAAAAAAAAAAAALSSSSS

  • lmao

  • hahahahahahahahahah he got himself a big fat Kentucky fried hooker

  • Rogan cuts to the chase...

  • LICK MY BALLS THATS WHERE THE MONEY AT HONEY!!!

    Oh no shit captain obvious! what was your first clue?

    its time.... FOR A RIM JOB!!! I AINT DEAD YET!!! LICK DAT ASS OR YOU DONT GET DAT CASH!!!

    Who the fuck else got on a size 52 red sequent dress??

    I WANT THE LAST BREATH OUTTA MY BODY TO BE A FART YOU SUCK OUTTA MY ASSHOLE! THEN you can keep the house!!

  • @spikkee666 Are you doing a closed caption score or are you trying to get thumbs up like the rest of the retards do?

  • He's doing a negro accent, not an Anglo accent.

    I think Rogan is more Jew than Catholic.

    He's certainly not talking like a Catholic.

    He also flashes the Illuminati devil's horns hand gesture during this act.

  • @ExoticGawdess I think you're missing the point of the thing. Plus, go watch the videos of him with his good friend Alex Jones.

  • @ExoticGawdess Dont really think hes a catholic.....his parents may be, but he's not. Also, what exactly is a catholic accent or a jewish accent? I live in Houston and we have lots of Jews and Catholics and they ALL sound sorta like Joes impersination of E. Pierce Marshall.

  • @ExoticGawdess I don't know where you come from but I know exactly where that accent is from and it isn't 'negro'.

  • @ExoticGawdess Anglo accent lol

  • Historically funny archive that needs to be seen by the members of the RB.

  • LICK MY BALLS AND ILL GIVE U EVERYTHING I GOT! lmao hahahahaha

  • joe almost got butt raped when he was a kid. he was saved by the librarian though.

  • Where'd that fat hooker go? LMAO!

  • funniest shit I have seen in a long time. Joe Rogan, come to Hawaii!

  • wow he was so young here

  • BEST ONE EVER!

  • im gonna cut to the chase, LICK MAHHHHHHHHH BALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSS FUCKING HILARIOUS

  • Is this supposed to be funny?

  • Every video of Rogan I watch, I get to read a comment of someones:

    'I never liked Rogan, then I watched his videos and now I see he's funny.'

    No kidding. You don't fucking say? Thanks for the insight. As he says at the beginning of this vid: Human beings are some funny animals.

  • he got himself a big, fat, kentucky fried hooker

  • @roycegracie11 lmfao

  • lol, it sounded like red foxx

  • AWESOME!

  • I killed Kennedy mother fucker and I'll kill your ass. hahahha.

  • He's got the Bill Hick;s influence for sure. Maybe too much. If you want to see a funny, totally original guy click on jonnnyoman. He's an upcoming and very funny comedian.

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahah;ahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahah......­....hahahahahahaha

  • FUCK THAT SHIT....nice

  • Alcohol can change a person.

  • I think he over did it a bit.

    I still love his comedy.

  • Omfg that was hilarious

  • I'm reading the comments and I'm a little confused. Whats so funny about lick my balls? Are you guys 12?

    I know she don't love me cuz I'm old and bald but lick my balls! ahahahahaha!..... no

  • The humor in this bit is that he is making fun of people who thought the old guy didn't know that Anna Nicole Smith was only with him for the money. BUT, the lick my balls parts were pretty funny, too, LOL.

  • Goddam he's funny!!

  • i fucking love joe rogan and this bit is funny but did anyone else notice the serious south georgian accent he gave the characters in this one? like it was gone with the wind or something??

  • 4:15

  • XD!!!!!!!

  • I have a different version of this on CD but it's verbatim. He really REALLY has that whole thing memorized.

  • That's what comics do. They have to repeat it nightly and get a laugh everytime. When a TV camera is on them, there's no way they'll stray from what they know works.

  • big fat kentucky fried hooker! haha

  • LMFAOOOOOO

  • hahahaha joe rogon u r the shit dude thats so fucken true hahahaha

  • FUCKK MAN anna nicole was the hottest girl.. IWANTHER

  • LICK MY BALLS 24 HOURS!

  • Lol! Chuck that up for T.V...

  • LOL OMG one of THE funniest Joe Rogan bits I've ever seen, hahahaha  awesome

  • same here

  • CLEAR THE ROOM!

  • The first time I heard Rogan, I didn't really like him, the more I watch him, the more I like him because he's a lot more than just a funny dude.

  • @theliberalparis i find his new shit is way better

  • lol chuck that up for tv

  • Sounds like Rochester from the Jack Benny Show!

  • This was f*ckin hilarious if u ask me lol! xD

  • in discriptions said i can understand thats some dont like rogan.they dont like joe rogan because rogan tells the truth in a funny way..what wrong with that!!

  • rogan+stanhope

    the only voices that I hear

  • man he is funnnnny

  • I think I found I just found my new favorite comedian. That's alive anyways. R.I.P. Bill Hicks and George Carlin.

  • Me too.

  • the crowd was mostly dead, but joe was ON FIRE. my sides split so hard i got hip fat that has curled up to meet my armpits.

  • flaming pineapple

  • lololol joes hilarious

  • Big Fat Kentucky Fried HOOKER!!! lol

  • " Big Fat Kentucky Fried Hooker!!!!!!!!!!! "

  • joe rogan for president

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  • this is awesome lol joe is fuckin funny

  • And it is good.

  • he looks soooooooooooooo damn young!!!!!!!!!!!!lol

  • fucking hilarious

  • LMAO

  • Hilarious! I've never really heard much from Joe Rogan, but this is fuckin' amazin'!

  • L4SD4S, vidlover95, XxHighlightReelxX, and all the other dumb Anna defenders, shut the fuck up and quit whining about Anna Nicole you little bitches.

  • the accent is inaccurate ...but still genius YOU ROCK JOE! . fuck carlos! lol

  • Yeah!!!

  • You're a fucking dick. He has a hugh fan base and you have....nothing! Fuck you and you're whole family I hope you all die of bubonic plague. Shut the fuck up.

  • wow.... THis was before she died.. IDIOT

  • Fuck Anna Niclole and fuck you too.  No one agrees with you.

  • He sounds like Redd Foxx haha.

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