dude hammer55292 i looked at a few of mainer vid and every one ur fuck say maine suck well if u dont like maine stop talkin bout it and back the fuck off
@mainah7910 OK, so I'm crazy, but you MAINAHS are still fuck-tards. By this time next year, you'll all be close to poverty level. You'll be the Mississippi of the north!! HA!HA! I think you're all a bunch of MIGGAS anyway!!!
@hammer55292 I see on Wcvb Boston that you Massholes had a cold snap in January and the Gov. had to declare a state of emergency because temps dipped down as low as Zero Degrees. What would you Sissies do if you ever had a real winter down there, crawl up in the corner and die? Bus drivers were all fucked up cause they couldn't start their school buses, ever heard of a block heater Morons?? Some guy picking up garbage had 6 shirts on and he was still freezing! What a bunch of pathetic Sissies!
@mainah7910 Oh ho,Mr. Mainah the tough-guy! You're probably sitting in an apartment in Portland, with your 3 cats, and a Yorkie on your lap!! LMAO!! Hey, fruitcake I got a barn full of Jonsereds that I could probably outcut 90% of the asshole loggers in Maine with, you queeah. Quit looking for guys in the gay bars, and be a rugged, tough guy like us. Oh, my bad, I forgot you're from MAINE, land of steers and queers!
@hammer55292 Holy Shit Bub! You ought to be on Ax Men. Only problem is, if you're going to cut real wood, you'll need to get an extension cord for your chain saw or maybe it's battery powered?? Here in Maine, we don't consider Bamboo chutes real wood, so you might want to practice cutting real trees first. If you decide to start cutting trees let me know so I can get it on video when you land a tree on yourself!
@mainah7910 How's Fluffy today? Did you pick up her shit from the kitty litter box? Any time you want a felling, limbing, and bucking contest let me know. Will your gay-lover let you out for the day??
@hammer55292 Jesus Hammer, you really should be on Axe Men. Hell, with all of your skill you might be able to get a job with Jimmy Smith and his son. You'd fit right in with all of the fucked up things they do. That way you could make a fool of yourself on national TV for everyone to enjoy instead of just keeping it on Youtube!
I just read on-line that MAINE is one of the top ten states to suffer a massive budget shortfall this year!! You morons are going to die finacially up there!! You fuckin' tough bastards calling doctors, lawyers, dentists, and great lawmen MASSHOLES!! You fuckin' big-heads, do you have any idea how good those doctors and dentists are in MASS.!! You fuckin' punkbastards, they come from Europe and the Middle East, ( billionaires ) to be treated in Boston hospitals, you fuckin' mother-fuckin' dopes!
@hammer55292.....whatevah, we don't want tourists up heya anyways! On a serious note, yeah its bad that Ayla Reynolds was murdered, but not all us mainers where responsible for her death.
@usmaddog7 Alright you obviously have nothing to say to my statement because it clearly offends you. Don't you see? You're wasting your life! So I'm just going to leave you to your sad pathetic little life in your small corner of nowhere when it's just you and your imaginary friends. Now if you'll excuse me I have a life to live and friends to associate with.
@usmaddog7 No sir I do not...Uhm, one question, why to you caps one entire word at a time? Are you just trying to get attention? Are you lonely? Here how about this..Instead of wasting your good time on this website trolling your head off, go out at find a significant other and life your life. Not trying to piss people off.
@usmaddog7 With that kind of language I think I should be calling you boy. Didn't you learn anything in school? Or from your parents? Guess not... And no, Bob Marley did not molest me, sorry to crush your hopeful dreams but there is just nothing I can do. Now I highly suggest getting yourself a life and maybe an education, you know, to help you out in life. God know you need all the help you can get.
FACT: Bob Marley is not only a child murderer hes a pediophille MANIAC. These type of WEIRDOS thrive in MAINE because of its desolation and the cold weather enable them to preserve a CHILDS body till SPRING!
@usmaddog7 Ah, that's it!!! I knew it. I knew they were crazy up there, now the world knows it!! I knew there was something bad about those people, CHILD MURDERERS!! I bet many TOURISTS will not go up there this year, now that they know how much MIANAHS hate them, and screw with them, and how they killed that little girl, AYLA Reynolds!! Who in their right mind will go to that CHILD MURDERLAND with a little kid!!!
Do you think Bob MArley killed that little girl?? He's a MAINAH, ya' know!
@hammer55292 You really wouldn't talk to a female like that in real life, would you? If you dont have anything nice to say DO NOT COMMENT. it's that simple.
@kaelha91 Of course I wouldn't talk like that, you MAINTARD!! This is YOUTUBE, an adult, inter-active medium where videos are posted, and adults can post comments. I hate MAINAHS with a passion, so kiss my ass. I hope you go broke this year, you fucktard murderers of AYLA REYNOLDS!! MAINE CHILD MURDERERS!! Tourists will not be coming up there this year with their kids, you child-killing bastards.
@hammer55292 hey asshole 1 million people couldn't have killed ayla! im as sad as everyone else in the state about that. im not making fun of your state when i go there so you should shut up so son of a bitch and apoligize to the state of maine.
@rocklobstahnation44 NO, you should apologize to me for killing my life!! You've killed my hunting, fishing, snowmobiling, and four-wheelin'. You, the MURDERERS of MAINE did this to me, with your nasty mouths, prejudice, territorialism, narrow-mindedness, meaness, and stupidity. YOU apologize to the world!!!
@hammer55292 First of all you can go somewhere else like New Hampshire or Vermont to go hunting, fishing, and snowmobiling and that isn't u\your entire LIFE if you had one you would be doing more productive things instead af wailing about some bad vacation nobody cares about.
@rocklobstahnation44 WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH!!! I CARE ABOUT MY BAD VACATION!!! You'll be caring about my bad vacations when the word gets out how much you MAINTARDS have been messin' with us, and your economy fails!! I'm going to monitor your tourist income this year, and see if the word is out to stay away from CHILD MURDERLAND!! Hey, tourists, don't like your kids? Bring them to MAINE, they'll kill 'em for ya'!!
ATTENTION A WARNING HAS JUST BEEN ISUED BY THE AMERICAN HUMOR AUTHORITY THAT A SICENTIFIC STUDY HAS FOUND THAT BOB MARLEY IS NOT FUNNY JUST ANNOYING. WE WILL POST UPDATES AS THEY COME IN.
THE VIEWS EXPRESSED ARE NOT NECCISARILY THE VIEWS OF ANY PERSON LIVING OR DEAD LIVING IN THE STATE OF MAINE THIS WRITTEN OPINION DOES NOT MEAN THAT BOB MARLEY HILAROUS OR EVEN FUNNY OR SLIGHTLY AMUSING.
With all the attitudes on here it isn't hard to see why you were treated like shit when you vacationed. Come to Maine with a condescending and pretentious attitude and you're right, we probably won't try and make your stay as a guest in our state a pleasant one.
And bob marley is hilarious. I've met him a few times and he's a really nice guy. Whining that his comedy makes you look bad? I recommend moving or getting a thicker skin.
@AbiMarieWard get over ur self he's just joking. For Christ sake I'm from South Dakota and we get dumb redneck jokes that make us look like retards too. And I don't take the shit seriously because usually its hilarious! U should just get off ur high horse and learn to take a joke cause Bob Marley is one of the funniest comedians EVER!!!
I'm from fucking Maine, and shit like this make's us look like mother fucking retards. Seriously? Do you see me walkin' around goin, "oh fuckiinnn right bub" No, you fuckin dont. And MineTards? seriously? suck my fucking dick. Not all Mainers are obsessed with hunting and camo. Stop making the rest of us look and sounds like dumb ass rednecks.
If you wacth closely you will notice when this asshole is around outher Maine assholes he puts on a heavy Maine accent then magicly loses it outher places
Good, all you dipshits who think Mainers are assholes just dont come back. We dont want you there so stop planning your "epic" Maine hunting trips. If you want to hunt go to Alaska. In fact most teenagers go out to the tourist attractions just to fuck with you all.
@Steak657 Hey, I'm glad you posted that. HA!HA! you're confirming what I said all along, you retards of the north are fucking with us. Well, we'll see how funny you are when I get the word out about you bastard big-heads up there, and the tourists stop coming. You'll be broke, you bastard MAINAHS, before you know what hit you.
@hammer55292 Shut up you stupid fucking masshole. This ain't fuckin cape cod. Get the fuck outta harpswell and kennebunk and do us all a favor. We already are fuckin broke, considerin the fact that we're the 5th poorest in the us. Shut the fuck up and I'll get some fuckin sleep knowin that you ain't in this fuckin state. From Maine with a fiery fuckin passion.
@OkAyAtGaMiN I haven't been to Maine in 6 years, other than one hour at Cabela's in Scarborough, and I didn't buy anything, so it would not help you MAINTARDS. I won't come up there because you fuckers have ruined EVERY SINGLE HUNTING TRIP I'VE EVER BEEN ON!! I knew you fuckers hated us, now I've proven it, for all MASSHOLES to see with their own eyes!! With a litte bit of luck maybe some MH will not come up there, then you'll really see poverty. You all deserve it, you're bad people. Haters.
Exactly if you notice,most of Bob Marley's act has underlying anger and he passively assresivey unleashes it on people in the audicence who ar not from Maine.
I've never been to Maine, but this guy makes me want to visit. I'll go in the summer, though, in order to avoid the whole cave in/avalanche in the living room phenomenon ;)
@oceandawn26 Don't go to MAINE!!! They hate tourists!! They hate non-residents, you will have trouble there, some how, someway. They are violent bastards up there, stay away or you will regret going.
@hammer55292 You're NOT KIDDING. I call my vacation to Maine my VACATION FROM HELL. I have never met such rude bastards in my entire life. I will NEVER go back under any circumstances. Unless someone makes it legal to hunt them.
@7outof9gone Hey, right on!! Tell us more about your experience there. Aren't they bastards up there? They know just what they are doing. They stay just above the law, but they harass us, the bastards. NON-RESIDENTS don't realize that they are hated by these fuckers. Mostly, it's due to JEALOUSY. Plus they are, as a state culture, a group of retarded, violence-prone bastards. Maybe a low murder rate nationally speaking, but that won't stop them from fucking you over. I hate the ugly fuckers.
@hammer55292 when I walked into a store & ask a question they'd look at me as if I was an asshole, turn & walk away! They think its OK to treat tourists like that? The campsite I stayed at was just as bad.. I called & complained cuz someone left car alarm on for 2 days-drove me crazy.Einsteins came to my campsite told ME to shut MY car alarm off! I was like-are you fuckin Kidding me??? Sadly, he wasn't. That's just the tip of the iceberg. I could write a book on the miserable week I spent there
@7outof9gone Please post more of your experiences there!! Aren't they the dumbest fuckers you ever saw!! They gave me trouble on every one of my hunting trips, the no-good fuckers. I could go on listing all the bullshit they pulled on me, over a period of 20+ years. Almost all was in the Rangeley area. Mother-fuckers. I don't think it's because they are such dopes, I honestly believe they are just as a culture, rotten, prejudiced, JEALOUS, territorial, rude ,crude bastards. BOYCOTT MAINE!!!!
@7outof9gone Because I'm a human predator. I'm beyond what is considered a hunter. I have been hunting for 55+ years. Shooting 4 grouse a day is to me, what winning the Superbowl, World Series, or Stanley Cup, is to you. The woods are my life. I crawl after animals/birds, I live to hunt. I must hunt, it is not a choice for me, I must be in the woods, and the MAINE bastards have killed me!! They have ruined all my trips, every one of them, MAINE BASTARDS!! BOYCOTT MAINE !!! BOYCOTT MAINE!!!
@7outof9gone We must get the BOSTON GLOBE to do an article on these fucking bastards. We have to get the word out that they HATE NON-RESIDENTS and tourists. We need to kill their economy, so their kids starve to death in the winter. Let them live off their deer and rabbits, and trout, that they stop us from getting. We have to destroy the people of MAINE. They must be crushed like rotting onions, under our boots. DIE MAINAHS, DIE!!
ha ha lol bob marley is such a funny guy the frist time i even heared about him was when i saw the boondock saints movie after that i looked up stuff about him on youtube.
Paul Smecker: Oh really! I might just be wanting a bagel with my coffee.
Detective Greenly: I ain't getting him no fucking bagel.
They should roast Bob Marley in Arizona.(In the sun) Wooooo Wooo Me roast em paleface.!
usmaddog7 6 days ago
lol, well... at least I can stand the heat of hell's kitchen -- come on ovah to Arizonah -- in July. ;)
scubalicious67 1 week ago
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dude hammer55292 i looked at a few of mainer vid and every one ur fuck say maine suck well if u dont like maine stop talkin bout it and back the fuck off
badfordf150 1 week ago
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badfordf150 1 week ago
Go Hammer.!
usmaddog7 2 weeks ago
I think hammer55292 needs a Mental Evaluation.
mainah7910 3 weeks ago
@mainah7910 OK, so I'm crazy, but you MAINAHS are still fuck-tards. By this time next year, you'll all be close to poverty level. You'll be the Mississippi of the north!! HA!HA! I think you're all a bunch of MIGGAS anyway!!!
hammer55292 2 weeks ago
@mainah7910 If I took a shit in your mother's mouth, would you get mad at me????
hammer55292 2 weeks ago
@hammer55292 I see on Wcvb Boston that you Massholes had a cold snap in January and the Gov. had to declare a state of emergency because temps dipped down as low as Zero Degrees. What would you Sissies do if you ever had a real winter down there, crawl up in the corner and die? Bus drivers were all fucked up cause they couldn't start their school buses, ever heard of a block heater Morons?? Some guy picking up garbage had 6 shirts on and he was still freezing! What a bunch of pathetic Sissies!
mainah7910 1 week ago
@mainah7910 Oh ho,Mr. Mainah the tough-guy! You're probably sitting in an apartment in Portland, with your 3 cats, and a Yorkie on your lap!! LMAO!! Hey, fruitcake I got a barn full of Jonsereds that I could probably outcut 90% of the asshole loggers in Maine with, you queeah. Quit looking for guys in the gay bars, and be a rugged, tough guy like us. Oh, my bad, I forgot you're from MAINE, land of steers and queers!
hammer55292 1 week ago
@hammer55292 Holy Shit Bub! You ought to be on Ax Men. Only problem is, if you're going to cut real wood, you'll need to get an extension cord for your chain saw or maybe it's battery powered?? Here in Maine, we don't consider Bamboo chutes real wood, so you might want to practice cutting real trees first. If you decide to start cutting trees let me know so I can get it on video when you land a tree on yourself!
mainah7910 1 week ago
@mainah7910 How's Fluffy today? Did you pick up her shit from the kitty litter box? Any time you want a felling, limbing, and bucking contest let me know. Will your gay-lover let you out for the day??
hammer55292 1 week ago
@hammer55292 Jesus Hammer, you really should be on Axe Men. Hell, with all of your skill you might be able to get a job with Jimmy Smith and his son. You'd fit right in with all of the fucked up things they do. That way you could make a fool of yourself on national TV for everyone to enjoy instead of just keeping it on Youtube!
mainah7910 1 week ago
@mainah7910 When the TOURISTS Stop coming to MAINE, you'll be so broke, you'll be waxing Jimmy Smith's dolphin, for food money.
hammer55292 1 week ago
Dude ur a asshole. who owns 8 youtube accounts anyway?
rocklobstahnation44 3 weeks ago
@rocklobstahnation44 I don't have 8 accounts you crazy MAINTARD!
hammer55292 2 weeks ago
God, please kill all bad MAINAHS this year in a giant ice-storm!! Kill these CHILD-KILLIN' demons, please God!
hammer55292 3 weeks ago
I just read on-line that MAINE is one of the top ten states to suffer a massive budget shortfall this year!! You morons are going to die finacially up there!! You fuckin' tough bastards calling doctors, lawyers, dentists, and great lawmen MASSHOLES!! You fuckin' big-heads, do you have any idea how good those doctors and dentists are in MASS.!! You fuckin' punkbastards, they come from Europe and the Middle East, ( billionaires ) to be treated in Boston hospitals, you fuckin' mother-fuckin' dopes!
hammer55292 3 weeks ago
@hammer55292 hey pal I'm from Maine and yes, fuck stupid ass Mass
TheRealEMURSE 2 weeks ago
@hammer55292.....whatevah, we don't want tourists up heya anyways! On a serious note, yeah its bad that Ayla Reynolds was murdered, but not all us mainers where responsible for her death.
alanmcdonald12345678 3 weeks ago
Bob Marley=Boob Molly (Notorious Child Killer) BMNCK !
usmaddog7 4 weeks ago
Maine has always been the kind place thats a haven I have first hand KNOWLEDGE where BOB MARLEY buried THE BODYS ! I even bought a map on Craigs lIST
usmaddog7 1 month ago
GOOD! HASTA LA VISTA SISTER!
usmaddog7 1 month ago
Oh I get you do have a crush on BOB MARLEY you nasty little BOY I hope he RAPES you in the SHOWER like Sandowski at PENN STATE.!
usmaddog7 1 month ago
@usmaddog7 Alright you obviously have nothing to say to my statement because it clearly offends you. Don't you see? You're wasting your life! So I'm just going to leave you to your sad pathetic little life in your small corner of nowhere when it's just you and your imaginary friends. Now if you'll excuse me I have a life to live and friends to associate with.
MrCodyKhaos 1 month ago
I think someone has a CRUSH on Bob Marley.....MMMM!
usmaddog7 1 month ago
@usmaddog7 No sir I do not...Uhm, one question, why to you caps one entire word at a time? Are you just trying to get attention? Are you lonely? Here how about this..Instead of wasting your good time on this website trolling your head off, go out at find a significant other and life your life. Not trying to piss people off.
MrCodyKhaos 1 month ago
Me thinks you protest to much boy .What happended did Bob Marley MOLEST you?
usmaddog7 1 month ago
@usmaddog7 With that kind of language I think I should be calling you boy. Didn't you learn anything in school? Or from your parents? Guess not... And no, Bob Marley did not molest me, sorry to crush your hopeful dreams but there is just nothing I can do. Now I highly suggest getting yourself a life and maybe an education, you know, to help you out in life. God know you need all the help you can get.
MrCodyKhaos 1 month ago
FACT: Bob Marley is not only a child murderer hes a pediophille MANIAC. These type of WEIRDOS thrive in MAINE because of its desolation and the cold weather enable them to preserve a CHILDS body till SPRING!
usmaddog7 1 month ago
@usmaddog7 It's almost funny how jealous you sound. Not to mention idiotic.
MrCodyKhaos 1 month ago
@usmaddog7 Lol right.
MetalAnonym0us 1 month ago
@usmaddog7 Ah, that's it!!! I knew it. I knew they were crazy up there, now the world knows it!! I knew there was something bad about those people, CHILD MURDERERS!! I bet many TOURISTS will not go up there this year, now that they know how much MIANAHS hate them, and screw with them, and how they killed that little girl, AYLA Reynolds!! Who in their right mind will go to that CHILD MURDERLAND with a little kid!!!
Do you think Bob MArley killed that little girl?? He's a MAINAH, ya' know!
hammer55292 1 month ago
Did Bob Marley kill little Ayla Reynolds!!! I knew you people were crazy up there, now the world knows it. CHILD MURDERERS!! CHILD MURDERERS!!!
Maine....the way life SHOULDN'T be!!
Maine....CHILD MURDERER'S VACATIONLAND!!
hammer55292 1 month ago
@hammer55292 you're fucking stupid.
kaelha91 1 month ago
@kaelha91 If I want any shit out of you, I'll squeeze your head. Until then, shut your ass-mouth.
hammer55292 1 month ago
@hammer55292 You really wouldn't talk to a female like that in real life, would you? If you dont have anything nice to say DO NOT COMMENT. it's that simple.
kaelha91 1 month ago
@kaelha91 Of course I wouldn't talk like that, you MAINTARD!! This is YOUTUBE, an adult, inter-active medium where videos are posted, and adults can post comments. I hate MAINAHS with a passion, so kiss my ass. I hope you go broke this year, you fucktard murderers of AYLA REYNOLDS!! MAINE CHILD MURDERERS!! Tourists will not be coming up there this year with their kids, you child-killing bastards.
hammer55292 1 month ago
@hammer55292 hey asshole 1 million people couldn't have killed ayla! im as sad as everyone else in the state about that. im not making fun of your state when i go there so you should shut up so son of a bitch and apoligize to the state of maine.
rocklobstahnation44 3 weeks ago
@rocklobstahnation44 NO, you should apologize to me for killing my life!! You've killed my hunting, fishing, snowmobiling, and four-wheelin'. You, the MURDERERS of MAINE did this to me, with your nasty mouths, prejudice, territorialism, narrow-mindedness, meaness, and stupidity. YOU apologize to the world!!!
hammer55292 3 weeks ago
@hammer55292 First of all you can go somewhere else like New Hampshire or Vermont to go hunting, fishing, and snowmobiling and that isn't u\your entire LIFE if you had one you would be doing more productive things instead af wailing about some bad vacation nobody cares about.
rocklobstahnation44 3 weeks ago
@rocklobstahnation44 WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH, WAH!!! I CARE ABOUT MY BAD VACATION!!! You'll be caring about my bad vacations when the word gets out how much you MAINTARDS have been messin' with us, and your economy fails!! I'm going to monitor your tourist income this year, and see if the word is out to stay away from CHILD MURDERLAND!! Hey, tourists, don't like your kids? Bring them to MAINE, they'll kill 'em for ya'!!
hammer55292 3 weeks ago
@hammer55292 U R FUCKED UP ASSHOLE. UR JUST A JEALOUS FUCK WHO PROBALY DIDNT HAVE ANYTHING HAPPEN TO URSELF.
rocklobstahnation44 3 weeks ago
@hammer55292 fuck you, i bet ur shitty state is way worse than maine
TheCaveman123456789 3 weeks ago
@hammer55292 a tourist prob killed her
TheCaveman123456789 3 weeks ago
GO BLOW AN ELEPHANT.!
usmaddog7 1 month ago
@usmaddog7 You're mature.
MrCodyKhaos 1 month ago
ATTENTION A WARNING HAS JUST BEEN ISUED BY THE AMERICAN HUMOR AUTHORITY THAT A SICENTIFIC STUDY HAS FOUND THAT BOB MARLEY IS NOT FUNNY JUST ANNOYING. WE WILL POST UPDATES AS THEY COME IN.
usmaddog7 1 month ago
@usmaddog7 Are you four years old? Give it a rest moron.
MrCodyKhaos 1 month ago
THE VIEWS EXPRESSED ARE NOT NECCISARILY THE VIEWS OF ANY PERSON LIVING OR DEAD LIVING IN THE STATE OF MAINE THIS WRITTEN OPINION DOES NOT MEAN THAT BOB MARLEY HILAROUS OR EVEN FUNNY OR SLIGHTLY AMUSING.
usmaddog7 1 month ago
With all the attitudes on here it isn't hard to see why you were treated like shit when you vacationed. Come to Maine with a condescending and pretentious attitude and you're right, we probably won't try and make your stay as a guest in our state a pleasant one.
And bob marley is hilarious. I've met him a few times and he's a really nice guy. Whining that his comedy makes you look bad? I recommend moving or getting a thicker skin.
hockey13jn 1 month ago
If you block him! he will hunt you down and INSULT you.!!
usmaddog7 1 month ago
Can someone block this Hammer55292 guy?
arm1207 1 month ago
He ok for open mic.!
usmaddog7 1 month ago
Drop it haahd dude! He aint THAT funny.!
usmaddog7 1 month ago
@AbiMarieWard get over ur self he's just joking. For Christ sake I'm from South Dakota and we get dumb redneck jokes that make us look like retards too. And I don't take the shit seriously because usually its hilarious! U should just get off ur high horse and learn to take a joke cause Bob Marley is one of the funniest comedians EVER!!!
MusicLover22442 1 month ago
I think Bob Marley owes everyone in maine an apoligy.!
usmaddog7 1 month ago
@usmaddog7 No Way! WE LOVE HIM! he is the best thing about us
HPpockadotwatch 1 month ago
I'm from fucking Maine, and shit like this make's us look like mother fucking retards. Seriously? Do you see me walkin' around goin, "oh fuckiinnn right bub" No, you fuckin dont. And MineTards? seriously? suck my fucking dick. Not all Mainers are obsessed with hunting and camo. Stop making the rest of us look and sounds like dumb ass rednecks.
AbiMarieWard 2 months ago
@AbiMarieWard Troll?
boogerhaze93 1 month ago
@AbiMarieWard Thank.You. A-Fuckin'-Men.
kaelha91 4 weeks ago
...Cant we all just get along.?!
usmaddog7 2 months ago
If you wacth closely you will notice when this asshole is around outher Maine assholes he puts on a heavy Maine accent then magicly loses it outher places
usmaddog7 2 months ago
Good, all you dipshits who think Mainers are assholes just dont come back. We dont want you there so stop planning your "epic" Maine hunting trips. If you want to hunt go to Alaska. In fact most teenagers go out to the tourist attractions just to fuck with you all.
Steak657 2 months ago 2
@Steak657 Hey, I'm glad you posted that. HA!HA! you're confirming what I said all along, you retards of the north are fucking with us. Well, we'll see how funny you are when I get the word out about you bastard big-heads up there, and the tourists stop coming. You'll be broke, you bastard MAINAHS, before you know what hit you.
hammer55292 2 months ago
@hammer55292 Shut up you stupid fucking masshole. This ain't fuckin cape cod. Get the fuck outta harpswell and kennebunk and do us all a favor. We already are fuckin broke, considerin the fact that we're the 5th poorest in the us. Shut the fuck up and I'll get some fuckin sleep knowin that you ain't in this fuckin state. From Maine with a fiery fuckin passion.
OkAyAtGaMiN 2 months ago
@OkAyAtGaMiN I haven't been to Maine in 6 years, other than one hour at Cabela's in Scarborough, and I didn't buy anything, so it would not help you MAINTARDS. I won't come up there because you fuckers have ruined EVERY SINGLE HUNTING TRIP I'VE EVER BEEN ON!! I knew you fuckers hated us, now I've proven it, for all MASSHOLES to see with their own eyes!! With a litte bit of luck maybe some MH will not come up there, then you'll really see poverty. You all deserve it, you're bad people. Haters.
hammer55292 2 months ago
Exactly if you notice,most of Bob Marley's act has underlying anger and he passively assresivey unleashes it on people in the audicence who ar not from Maine.
usmaddog7 3 months ago
This man makes me proud to be a Mainer. :'D
FlyingMintKyuubi 3 months ago
Yea! awsomely repedative.!!
usmaddog7 3 months ago
Hes a ledgend.! In his own mind.! (and people who are really dopey)!!
usmaddog7 3 months ago
standish-cumberland county
NGUdOlLoFf 3 months ago
This guy is so funny I forgot to laugh.!!!
usmaddog7 3 months ago
This guy is so funny I forgot to laugh
usmaddog7 3 months ago
I hope somebody puts a few rounds into them MAINAH'S asses!
hammer55292 3 months ago
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Did this guy's mother have any children that lived?
usmaddog7 3 months ago
Waldo County here.
This guy is fuckin hilarious XD
TheCommunistColin 4 months ago
I've never been to Maine, but this guy makes me want to visit. I'll go in the summer, though, in order to avoid the whole cave in/avalanche in the living room phenomenon ;)
oceandawn26 5 months ago
@oceandawn26 Don't go to MAINE!!! They hate tourists!! They hate non-residents, you will have trouble there, some how, someway. They are violent bastards up there, stay away or you will regret going.
hammer55292 3 months ago
@hammer55292 Sire, you are right on the money :) I gotta special gun just for them Massholes
MrXlukasX 3 months ago
@hammer55292 You're NOT KIDDING. I call my vacation to Maine my VACATION FROM HELL. I have never met such rude bastards in my entire life. I will NEVER go back under any circumstances. Unless someone makes it legal to hunt them.
7outof9gone 3 months ago
@7outof9gone Hey, right on!! Tell us more about your experience there. Aren't they bastards up there? They know just what they are doing. They stay just above the law, but they harass us, the bastards. NON-RESIDENTS don't realize that they are hated by these fuckers. Mostly, it's due to JEALOUSY. Plus they are, as a state culture, a group of retarded, violence-prone bastards. Maybe a low murder rate nationally speaking, but that won't stop them from fucking you over. I hate the ugly fuckers.
hammer55292 3 months ago
@hammer55292 when I walked into a store & ask a question they'd look at me as if I was an asshole, turn & walk away! They think its OK to treat tourists like that? The campsite I stayed at was just as bad.. I called & complained cuz someone left car alarm on for 2 days-drove me crazy.Einsteins came to my campsite told ME to shut MY car alarm off! I was like-are you fuckin Kidding me??? Sadly, he wasn't. That's just the tip of the iceberg. I could write a book on the miserable week I spent there
7outof9gone 3 months ago
@7outof9gone Please post more of your experiences there!! Aren't they the dumbest fuckers you ever saw!! They gave me trouble on every one of my hunting trips, the no-good fuckers. I could go on listing all the bullshit they pulled on me, over a period of 20+ years. Almost all was in the Rangeley area. Mother-fuckers. I don't think it's because they are such dopes, I honestly believe they are just as a culture, rotten, prejudiced, JEALOUS, territorial, rude ,crude bastards. BOYCOTT MAINE!!!!
hammer55292 3 months ago
@hammer55292 what in gods name did you keep going back there for? ONCE WAS ENOUGH FOR ME!!!!!!!
7outof9gone 3 months ago
@7outof9gone Because I'm a human predator. I'm beyond what is considered a hunter. I have been hunting for 55+ years. Shooting 4 grouse a day is to me, what winning the Superbowl, World Series, or Stanley Cup, is to you. The woods are my life. I crawl after animals/birds, I live to hunt. I must hunt, it is not a choice for me, I must be in the woods, and the MAINE bastards have killed me!! They have ruined all my trips, every one of them, MAINE BASTARDS!! BOYCOTT MAINE !!! BOYCOTT MAINE!!!
hammer55292 3 months ago
@7outof9gone We must get the BOSTON GLOBE to do an article on these fucking bastards. We have to get the word out that they HATE NON-RESIDENTS and tourists. We need to kill their economy, so their kids starve to death in the winter. Let them live off their deer and rabbits, and trout, that they stop us from getting. We have to destroy the people of MAINE. They must be crushed like rotting onions, under our boots. DIE MAINAHS, DIE!!
BOYCOTT MAINE!! BOYCOTT MAINE !! BOYCOTT MAINE!!
hammer55292 3 months ago
i have seen him twice and by far that is NOT enough, I love love love him!
dmbouchard84 5 months ago
if i wanted a single minute of comedy i would pee on a homeless man.
thewtfslap 7 months ago
I grew up in Washington County. Anyone? Anyone?
ketchuph8r 7 months ago
@ketchuph8r Stonington :)
bd5035 4 months ago
@ketchuph8r Somerset County ...
rkansas1 4 months ago
Hey, Greenley. Onion bagel. Cream cheese.
ketchuph8r 7 months ago
ha ha lol bob marley is such a funny guy the frist time i even heared about him was when i saw the boondock saints movie after that i looked up stuff about him on youtube.
Paul Smecker: Oh really! I might just be wanting a bagel with my coffee.
Detective Greenly: I ain't getting him no fucking bagel.
parkourtraceuses 8 months ago
Holy shit i couldn't stop fucking laughing LMAO
ilikeartxxkl 9 months ago
First time I ever heard this guy was on Serius radio. This guys cracks me up. He's got the whole Maine thing down pat.
DwnTwnMike 9 months ago
wait a second, Greenly? is that you?
spazzjam669 9 months ago
@spazzjam669 yes and i'd like a bagel with my coffee
njxjack 8 months ago
@njxjack i aint getting him no fucking bagel!
spazzjam669 8 months ago
hes telling a story thats funny. good enough joke for my bub
BigIrishHulk 1 year ago
this guy is just awesome :)
iiMTH3DAMNDUD3 1 year ago 5
This comment has received too many negative votes show
People are laughing, but no jokes are being told. What is going on here?
bewlaybrutha 1 year ago
@bewlaybrutha welcome to maine, there deah, got to be from here to understand his humor.
LitchfieldFisher 1 year ago 13
@LitchfieldFisher
Or just stupid.
bewlaybrutha 1 year ago
@bewlaybrutha Nahh...you gotta live here and have a pretty good sense of humor. This guy's friggin hilarious.
daveeeed99 1 year ago
@daveeeed99 Amen to that!
nibblerseven 10 months ago
@LitchfieldFisher no you don't... ive never been to maine and i got it just fine -.-
TheChessmaster9000 3 months ago