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  • growing? you must be a fucking christian fanatic we'll be HEAVY METAL DIRTBAGS FOR LIFE LIKE IT OR NOT

  • This would be good if you just changed the music to something, anything rocking. Please do so.

  • Compared to the gay wannabee metro-sexual treath cwe see these days, everybody looked like dirtbags in the 80's.

    The mainstream fuckheads where wearing shoulderpads...please!

  • Nobody felt obliged to stick out their tongues when on camera. Funny how we've fetishized the tongue in the last 20 yrs.

  • I am a HEAVY METAL DIRTBAG 4Life!

  • dirtbag for life \m/

  • That was fucking dynamite man! I lol big time. Can't believe I didn't see myself on there.

  • Damn I wish I could go back I miss the 80's and all my friends. I wish I had never cut all my hair off. If I could just go back for one more crazy weekend and be young again.Damn those were true friends and good times.The kids are really missing out now, the stuff we did back then they wouldn't be allowed to do now. At least we understood freedom! acdc in the back ground and a cold budweiser in your hand. Damn I gotta get my cassette player fixed. wheres the old jam box!

  • @backwoodsrd right on man right on

  • Fuck yea I'm a proud heavy metal dirtbag to the bone!!! You sir can go suck some cock =D

  • if "dirt bags" ruled the world there would be no war, no shitty economy, just awesome music and way fewer people getting killed. that's it!, all the wars the government got people into, Vietnam, Iraq, Afghanistan the government wanted more space to itself so it set off on a population control mission, no politicians children went to war, did they?

    us dirtbags are at least peaceful

  • Dirtbag is in the eye of the beholder. These look like fun people, Hell I would have joined them back in the day :)

  • @shezcurvi me to if i was alive back then

  • They also grew up to be the backbone of America, so if you dont party, have fun bagging groceries.

  • Us dirtbags now rule the country and our businesses. Its called FUN, so take your Jesus hit and shove it up your ass. ~Small Business Owner.

  • LOL @ the fuck off shirt.

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  • Rock the way it was meant to be -no niggers, no wiggers, no attitudes.

    Just one big party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Sadly, these days are gone forever...:(

  • fags sharing a can of cum at 5:07.

    that's pretty gay to share a beer with a dude. lmfao

  • The dues who made this documentary were ahead of their time. I mean they were doing shit that the youtube generation does now with all their homemade documentaries. Too bad there was no YouTube around in 1986.

  • the last cool generation, all now is just a bunch of pussys

  • small penis people requires beer, take away their shirts and talk trash

  • Wow, my beloved generation. 

  • @BADSKP - Nice one! FOAD from VOIVOD! Good call.

  • fuk this vid

  • Fond memories of falling in love in the psych ward '87.

  • I know for a fact that at least two of these guys in the video are big cat stock brokers now!

  • @sideshowvideo fair play to them they lived the life then settled down and got rich! best of both!

  • to the creator of this video take a hint from Voivod a Fuck Off And Die!!!!!!!!!

  • im sorry boner sukker.. i cant understand you with a dick in your mouth... lmfao!!! and no not really bothered by your comments.. just shows how pathetic you are.. and for my mother at least mine is not my sister like your poor inbred kin. how was it eating my mums asshole anyways ? lololol now i know your a homosexual .. the only things you seem to be interested are assholes ,boners and men of the darker persuasion .. hahha this gets funnier by the minute.. your a bender! lol..

  • CLASSIC!!!!! LMFAO!

  • oooooh, did the poor little metalheads get their feelings hurt? Poor babies . . .

  • cocksucking nigger lover

  • @BoNursukker DUDE .. with a name like yours id rather like blacks then to suck on boners. ps maybe your redneck ass should spend more time in class so you can learn how to spell correctly .BONURSUKKER lomfao.. dude sounds like you just need some cock in your mouth and then you will feel much better.. lololollolololoololol.. please dont change your name either that would ruin it..

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  • This video was produced by Tipper Gore and the PMRC

  • Haaaaaajaaaaaajaaahaaaaaa

  • let the childresn laughter REMIND US OH YEAH WHITNEY

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  • 1-800-DIRTBAG calls Merchant Services Bank. So if you have any credit card problems, tell 'em you saw it on Heavy Metal Parking Lot People in Need commercial!

  • Is this meant to be insulting Metalheads? Fuck you..

  • The vid is shit im guessing a 12 year old chav wona be ganster made this.....( very sad kid....)

  • <---Proud ''dirtbag'' here

  • Damn-I think I was at that concert...

  • they can, in fact, take away your dignity.

  • Zach Galifaniakis at 2:01!

  • Hey CrappyKing, did you create this? I was crying I was laughing so hard.  I'm subscribed so I can see when you come out with new stuff. Please, please, please keep up the hilarity!

  • HYSTERICAL!!!..WHAT A BUNCH OF TOOLS!!!

  • this is video the best ever

  • This was the funniest thing I ever seen! LOL!

  • well done. anyone who is upset by this must have been featured in it. haha

  • The Vid was great! Metal Heads RULE!!! But please, Whitney Fucking Huston? I had turn the sound completely off or else I wouldn't be typing this right now, my computer would've been thrown off the balcony if I had to listen to that garbage for one more second.

  • Ah, fuck Whitney Houston!

    This video makes me sick.

  • hahahahaha METAL FUCKIN RULEZ... U CANT BREAK US APART WE STICK TOGETHER MOTHERFUCKERZ....... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IRON MAIDEN, AND JUDAS PRIEST 4 THE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Wow....whoever made this video is a dirtbag and in need of help, I will contribute watever I have left in my piggybank to the fight against douchebags like u

    Sincerly

    your mom

  • bahahahaa!!!

    im a metal head!

    and I think this

    is fuckn..HILARIOUS!!!!

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

  • Richard Christy should be the spokesperson

  • Some major corporations could step up and help us dirt bags. How about Budweiser, Marlboro, Auto Trader Magazine, Walmart, Banquet pot pies, home dna testing, home pregnancy tests, fireworks, NASCAR, Spam, Mrs. Paul Fish Sticks, Cheese Doodles and Kraft Macaroni & Cheese stepping up?

  • good times

  • Whitney was a crack head? Metal rules forever!

  • Haha, there's more of HMPL in this video than in the official HMPL video.

  • I AM A METALHEAD AND A DIRTBAG. IM PROUD OF IT AND ANYONE who TRYS TO CHANGE ME WILL BE PICKING UP FRAGMENTS OF THEIR SKULLS OF THE SIDEWALK!!! FUCK ALL HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

  • this is retarded, i cant see how anyone would laugh. fuckin stupid.

  • You can't kill The Metal... The Metal will live on...

  • i thought it was funny. . .

  • Metal will never be killed, even if shitty videos like this are made and that music is less popular than in the 80's... Metal, so powerful, Proud to be

  • metal fans are one of the coolest accepting and nonjudgemental people you will ever meet .iam proud to be one of them for the last 30 years .thank you to all the fun and down to earth people in the world .we take our anger and leave it with a song or a concert not kicking some ones ass or killing other people in a far off land thats for the country fans .you will never know what real respect and peace is.

  • that was funny

  • Heavy Metal Dirtbag and Proud of it. There will NEVER be daze like this again. We knew how to party in the 80's. Still rockin the Saxon shirt.

  • @TheTheeggmann  Priessssssssssst! Saxon sucks!

  • This video is hilarious. The only reason grunge was so amazing was because it was the antithesis of this buttrock/ glam rock/ monster ballads crap. BTW, the crap that these people like, i.e. Poison and Skid Row is not metal, its butt rock. Most mullet wearing wierdo dirtbags in this video are widely regarded as tools and posers, and they all probably hang out at NASCAR rallies and vote republican. They think they are rebels, but they are just white trash douche bags. Have a nice day, tools.

  • Fuck this video, these guys are so cool they seem like fun people to be around, and I'm one of them...sorta... like minus the drugs and stuff :P

  • Im not even going to stary with you

    I am a proud CLEAN metalhead

  • judas  priest legend

  • METALHEADS RULES and fucking suck

  • YES YES YES!!! TEAR DROP BEER CANS...TORN BAND SHIRTS...KIDS THAT JUST DON'T FUCKIN CARE...ZEBRA PRINT??? YEAH MAN!!!! ???!!! I want the filth...:( :( :( :(

  • these people are the greatest i wish i could hang around them all day

  • wow all you guys take yourselves too serious! it's just having fun! I found it quite funny & I love heavy metal parking lot it's awesome!

    have a beer & STFU

    ...party on!

  • These clips are culled from a film shot 24 years ago. Therefore...not funny. Definite fail.

  • You obviously don't know shite about Heavy Metal and the power it holds in bringing all metalheads together in a brotherhood. Metal is about everything in life and death and facing your fears just like the musicians and Metal masses. You take a stab at metal with a pointlesss stereotype video dubbing whitney houston over heavy metal parking lot. You are the ignorant dirtbag, piss off.

  • hahaha!! ur ridiculus. judas priest is awesome! and so is the original video (and so are the 'dirtbags') :P

  • @MorbidSickPervertor Judas priest are the Metal Gods, they live on, what more to say. \m/

  • this is a moron who obviousley grew up listening to the 90s shit,and has no clue what real music is and the good times that went along with the 80s music... ill be a dirtbag for life.............80s all the way

  • i love being a dirt bag instead of a poser metal rules and im proud to be a dirtbag and a metalhead

  • IM PROUD MAN!!!!!!!

  • PROUD TO BE A METAL HEAD !! . .

  • @baberuthistheman Aye! Metal is never a passing phase. Metal has been around for decades and will live on to eternity! \m/

  • Fucking brilliant. Great video. Makes me want to grow a mullet, part my hair in the middle, wear tight ass jeans and drop out of high school.

  • I'm crying out for beer....

  • to the maker of this video, fuck you . you are not cool for labeling everyone a dirtbag. being a dirtbag is freedom, just like listening to metal. go fucking take three showers in the same day you fucking clean smelling piece of clean !!!!!

  • @amonamarthavenger you fuckin tell him bro

  • hey thats my uncle at 2:55 lol

  • @Slacker4LiFe247 right on dude!!!

  • Jesus Christ would some turn that Whiney Houston track off and re-dub this video with some Priest over it? LOL

  • @phunkydrmmr priest? that was the metal heads gay band heros.

  • Ahhhh the beer, coke and doobie days ;) Shame I missed those. But the acid days were good to me none the less. And if you go to Glen Burnie, Maryland "KickYouInTheThroat" You will still find people who look exactly like that lol.

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  • I see nothing at all wrong with this video. Looks like good ole fun to me. White trash hardcore rock-n-roll fuck you!!!

  • @ThrasherMike83 NO T HARDCORE IN 86 ALL BANDS INCLUDING METALLICA STARTED TO BITE COCK , THESE DICKS WERE THE RETARDS, WE WENT ON TO TRUE METAL REAL HARDCORE AND  PUNK. ,

  • @ThrasherMike83 fuckin aye

  • Ya..................I remember my first beer

  • One of America's fastest growing problems...

    Dude....This was the 80's and odds are, you work for one of us Dirtbags.........Lol

  • Agreed. At least they are not like the kids today. These kids today wouldn't even make good fertilizer!!

  • Fantastic!!!! Hahahahaha

  • i wish people still wore clothes like that. ive been looking for a reason to kill.

  • Those darn heavy metal dirtbags.

  • @monkeymagoo47 those darn rap dirtbags. fuck you twat waffle

  • @NickSplaysG Lmao, I was just fucking around. I'm one of those "heavy metal dirtbags" myself.

  • 3:14 - Adrien Brody?

  • They all can use a few years in the Army. Marines won't take them.

  • dude in the zebra suit is like the tupac of heavy metal

  • I like some metal, but c'mon, seriously....are all you Heshers still twisting the meth pipe in your trailers/mom's basement, or have you moved up to pumping gas your local Texaco Yet? -see below for angry responses such as "what, did you say motherfucker? or " FYI I actually MANAGE the Texaco, Faggot!!(minus the correct spelling and grammar)

  • You must have metalheads confused with the majority of the rap/hip hop audience (though that audience also has tons of intelligent people, too). I believe that metalheads tend to be more sophisticated with their arguments and are usually more knowledgeable than their very off-track stereotype makes them out to be. In fact, most metal music has themes that involve complex thoughts and ideas from famous philosophers/inventors (i.e. Plato, Confucius, Nikola Tesla, Galileo Galilei, etc.). Metal ftw.

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  • hey bro, I like metal too, and what I described is just what it is: a stereotype. I know the majority of metal heads aren't like this, but most stereotypes (however crude and misinformed) have some small basis in fact, that is what makes them funny. The guys in this video are the embodiment of everything lame about metal. Look at all the homophobic, ignorant, redneck comments below if you think I am wrong.

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  • I agree!!!

    long live heavy metal...!!!

  • @ancientmushroom123 Agree, and when you make an argument witha metal head he knows what an arpeggio and even what musical notes are, rap and hip hop fags don't know shit about shit

  • HEAVY METAL has been, it is and gonna be my life. And I'm so fucking proud of that!

    It is always there to get you up when you are down! Hail metal brothers and sisters!

    UP THE IRONS!

  • these kids are not dirtbags, stupid idiot who posted this video.... jeezzz

    They just love heavy metal like i do... up the IRONS!!!

  • im a metalhead and im not a dirtbag!

    IM PROUD TO BE A METALHEAD!

  • they are not dirtbags, they are just metal heads thats not a bad thing

  • If liking Metal makes you a Dirtbag then fuck it, if your going to give Dirtbags free shit then do it!

    I'm a Dirtbag and fucking proud.

    Metal lives forever unlike that other Poppy Shit -Sincerely The-Monolith

    P.S. Fuck Whitney Houston

  • someone's gonna die

  • o come on disgraceing the classic rock and heavy metal bangs not cool at all i grew up listing to these bands

  • as much as i hate you for making this , it was still fuckin funny!

  • guys i just called this number, and yes its really helpful. First thing they told me to do is to change my motorhead shirt since it smells like shit but the thing is that my megadeth shirt has a cumstain from last week -_- please help me get other clothes because the ac is freezing and i think might die

  • lol those were the days

  • did you put that song are you like a homo ohh no u probably just listen to that cher crap or barbara stupid srrison

  • SHIT VIDEO!!!!

  • dirt wow you know what? you can suck my ultra heavy metal demon dick

    8=====================D

  • DONT U MEAN

    8=D

  • how could you talk shit about old-school metalheads??? they're the best music culture ever. anybody remember wayne's world?

  • what is this shit in the 80's the metal people were one of the best!!!!!

    They had much fun !

    YOu fuckin' bastard your video is fucked up !!!!

  • Obviously a video made by some son a cocksucking bitch stuck in the 80's. This shit is full of hate as well as idiocy. I hope you die.

  • oh relax and get a grip...its all in good humor!!

  • SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE SCUMBAG

  • This sea of white trash grew up and became republicans in their late 20's and early 30's and are largely responsible for the election of George Bush in 2000 and 2004 and we thought they were stupid in 1986. We had no clue what sort of contributions these dirtbag mullet wearing scum were going to give to the world.

  • Thank you, I knew someone else could share an intelligent perspective on why these coors light swilling, racist, sexist, homophobic pederasts became a tangible threat!!

  • The dirtheads love eachother!

  • TELL ME ABOUT IT.

  • What the fuck is this shit, motherfucker?

  • SABOTAGE! How dare you use footage from such a culturally relevant documentary as Heavy Metal Parking Lot for such a PATHETICALLY executed satire of something you obviously have NO understanding of... You. Are. Lame.

  • all that punk shit belongs on fucking mars maaan! lol a classic

  • 1800 dirt bag lol

  • Fucking, the video is just stupid. I'm metalhead and will be metalhead rest of my life. I graduated half a year early in school and now I am in United States Navy. Yes, I love metal, and I'm one of these kind of guys when I'm on a metal concert, but I bet you that I succeed in life more then the pathetic looser that made this video.

  • Heavy metal fucking rules mother fucker!

  • Y'know this video was funny for about 1 minute and then the song kept playing and it started to seem like it was serious. Did you have to play the whole horrible song? It killed the joke.

  • And just for the record, I had that same Maiden Peace of mind shirt that the one dude was wearing when I was in jr high. I was just never a dopehead drunk lunatic Like SOME of these kids in this video. I just loved the music a lot. I know it isn't right to juge people and you should realize a lot of these kids come from broken homes too so...

  • I don't care how much of a headbanger,hard rocker,Metalhead you are, you have to admit this is some funny ass shit. Hilarious isn't even the word for it. There was still plenty of these kids left when I hit jr high in the late 80's

  • I am still one of these guys! But I will still kick your ass in a tank!

  • My name's Graham like gram o dope!

  • I use to hate these guys... now, I love them. Reminds me of the days when there was more than one type of person.

  • shuuuut uuuup

    and fuck you

  • This video and message sucks dick.

    Dumb metal fans > most poor americans > rich rappers

    No debate.

  • that punk shit belongs on mars man..

  • this video's hilarious!!

  • Oh how I miss those days.

  • 3:16, It's Steve Perry's love child!

  • DIRTY LIL NIGGAZ

  • so many dirtbags so little time

  • HILARIOUS !!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!! I'm a DEVOUT Metalhead myself and I can STILL appreciate this lml !

  • im a metalhead but i still find this funny

  • Did you call me a dirtbag you fucking asshole?

    lol \m/

  • This Is funny as Shit! The most funny part is the fact that this Ass is one of the biggest Metal Fans. I`d like to give a big METAL UP YOUR ASS!!! May you forever love metal as much as the people that lived it!!!

  • Hi, look at me I need attention. Is this the case? You got my one star rating on this video. As you are a waste of time. Long live the Metal brothers. I went to that Judas show in 86 that this idiot took the footage from.

  • METAL Up YOUR ASS!

  • fuck you motherfucker cocksocker, retard heavy metal is the fucking king of music and steel forever....

    you are a homo you know that maybe not coz you have shit in yor brain

  • take it easy man.. i think its hilarious, and yes i am a die hard metal fan!! aint this funny to you? xD dont take that shit too serious.. just like the christian people that are always at Slayer shows.. i make fun of them instead of getting pissed about it.. thats a way better way to forget about those morons ;)

    Denim And Leather Brought Us All Together!!! (just think of that ;))

  • Metal forever!!!! Although i found this to be quite comical.