Martial arts

[Shindai]

I can't help but feel the fireball is overselling things. Yknow, just a little..

[SAMFlSHER40l7]

This reminds of a mcdojo 3 blocks away from where I live they teach taekwondo and have really shitty techniques no headlock escapes stupid bullshit hand escapes thats it and more dancing even karate has better shit than that. Mcdojos are really dangerous when you start learning it doesnt teach u how to realistically fight, ive done taekwondo for 3 years and then quit and started doing boxing, but when i was boxing i had to break all my bad habits i learned in taekwondo.

[blackeroni]

When The Fuck Am i going to Kamehameha a Fucking DRAGON!!!

[TheGlowingKnight]

mcdojo lol

[Kibotoyuki]

And this is an actual, legit ad made by that mcdojo? Oh, you're kidding me. Did they actually think they'd get any students with this...?

[DuskfallBand]

SEEMS LEGIT

[jinglebearr]

Bas Rutten would have just choked the dragon out, then probably hit him in the liver.

[RandyRacoon1]

i've been a kickboxer for more than 10 years, and i say that's not how to kill a dragon.

[grindingtheaxe]

Where can I find one of these dojos? I want hadukens, dammit!

[ihatej00poo]

HADOUUUUUKEEEEN!!!

[TheScouseExile]

AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH my eyes!!!!!!!

[Bagel156]

I hurt inside my soul

[TheAnonymous357]

hahhahahahahaha

[Supercucu123]

FUCKING DRAGONS GAISSS DIS HAS TO BE LEGIT RITE?

[HitlerOnTheRoof]

I bet Chip wrote the song himself.

[ChrisRiley93]

That ad is real. I hope the people who actually believe this shit gets what's coming to them.

[redrocks2]

WTF!!!! 0:30 there is a dragon attacking a kid and the car in the back doesnt call for help thats messed up.

[iantothemax101]

cringeworthy

[MrMaxlurifax]

WTF the link is real!

Omg

[SuckMehDook]

0:19.

a leg kick would make him fall on his ass.

Agreed?

[WHUTzombiecat]

HOLY SHIT ITS A REAL PLACE !! i looked it up on Google maps

[Galvatron78]

MCDojo's teach you how to throw Hadoukens now? SIGN ME UP!!!!! YEARLY CONTRACT HERE I COME!!!!!

[urfaceismessed]

Hi, I will have a large fries and drink and a black belt please....

[tune5k]

BIG BANG KAMEHAMEHA!!!!!!!!!

[fsgtad]

I think me, and every other real martial artist who has seen this video just died a little just now.

[Guy7542]

I did boxing, judo, and Krav Maga. But I soon went to a mcdojo for TKD to see what it was like.

They let me choose where I wanted to start in the belts, because I had other experience. I chose brown belt, they said ok and said I only had to pay a higher fee that locks me in for a year. The kids there were all black belts at age 12, it was pathetic.

They make every other martial arts seem useless.

[Appelnz]

@Guy7542 I guess if you really wanna learn TKD, you need to go to Korea. Atleast here in Finland the TDK schools are bs: kids get new belts every second month but they still cant do anything useful.

[YumYum1984]

wow - CHEESE-y!! Did they honestly get any students as a result of this advert?

[sociopathpsych]

you teach me how to do a KAMEHAMEHA I'm your student for life!

[catstalker1]

Early power ranger training I guess.

[sidorak900]

life is a kick so kick it!

with team shit taekwondo center!

[gimli2175]

To all those TKD haters: 'Nuff Said.

:-)

[trevorhirby]

I wonder how many kids went there to learn how to have super powers.

[Ljenkins9000]

6 stars

[EelSacul]

Shit like this is why after I got my first dan in TKD, I went to a backalley school and started off as a white belt. All McDojos have shit students like this, and team shit is no exception.

[xxorezxx]

yo tambien Kiero aprender a tirar Poderes ¬¬

[MrPolskaDuma]

THis is actually a real gym.

[4greatlulz]

This video actually does not show that these kids really defeat the dragon. I bet the dragon ripped these retards apart and burned their fucking McDojang to the ground.

[ALL7CAPS]

wtf you ant do magic ass hole

[ChaosBW]

holy dumb fuck

what is this shit

[ThaiChestnuts]

That's exactly what I said.

[wiggalama]

.......too...MCDOJOS!!!

[kralalrulz]

animal activists wont be happy when they see this

[Gerbilmeister]

I don't know if Dragons qualify as animals. This would totally upset the Dragon Activist against McDojo Ninja Union,

(Or D.A.M.N. U., for short)

[wushustuntman]

this screams murder in the face of its victim which is practical martial arts. I bet you there is a whole bunch little 5 year old black belts there. who votes to blow this place to hell.

[IronKingLeo]

Life is a kick, so kick it!

[kelvinx65]

god this is horrible

[AngelicSefirosu]

Shit, 5 years pounding concrete kicking walls so my punches and kicks kill, 2 years knowing the body points on where to kill, 3 years knowing Judo and street Judo. Beating people twice my size, and these kids take down a Dragon?! I gotta go Team Chimp now.

[MasterMacLeod]

LOL @ team "chimp"

[BrisBboy]

wow ... LOL

[TOUNICMA]

Get to beat the crap of a dino?! I'll join, makes a big money out of it.

[biped19]

Power Ranger Mcdojo!!!!

[wushustuntman]

This smells of mcdojo Im mean who has dragon in commercail and have a kid shoot out a dragon ball z street fighter haduken or some crap like that. I agree with you 150 percent.

[wushustuntman]

It would be nice to see them morph wouldnt it.

[WayOftheHandandFoot]

If they can pull off a Shoryuken then i'm sold. No more bird shit on my car d:

[IrishKyokushin]

I wonder how many students quit once they realized that they will never be able to throw a fireball.

[Supernamekian1]

LOL

[greywolf593]

this may be a McDojo but if they can teach me to do a hadoken then im going. roflmao

[WayOftheHandandFoot]

ROFL please shoot me now.

[senpuu1440]

All of these people are going to get their asses kicked.

[GRANDMASTERxxxFLASH]

personally i wouldn't wanna go to ANY school that advises animal cruelty. exspecially on an endangered species...

[GRANDMASTERxxxFLASH]

fuck MY training! i wanna empower myself with confidence! and apparently i can't get that unless i'm at TEAM CHIP!!

[JoshHayes16]

I currently hold a black belt rank in Wado-Ryu Karatedo and american style Kick boxing, I have been training for 11 years.

BUT IVE NEVER FOUGHT A FUCKING DRAGON!

forget honor and respect and true martial arts, skill and dedication and difficulty, i wanna shoot fucking fireballs!

*i cried watching this, McDojo much?*

[Fingyfin]

They don't even know how to pronounce Taekwon-Do properly :(

[dervish108]

I would love to be a part of a team, but I don't think I could make a hadoken to save my life

[oshkaproductions]

really lame commercial, but they atually do have a good demo program going for them

[agamagon]

Seriously, I want to cry.

Uhm, and shoot fireballs.

[hanaman1]

man! i wanna know how to shoot power balls and fight dragons! where do i sign up?

[shadowcar88]

Is this place real?

If so, IM going to call them up and tell them what Martial arts is all about,

seriously? 7 year old black belts?

you should make your 7 year old do Muay Thai or sumthing....

[luddone]

Extremely useful for fighting dragons. Because that comes up a lot in everyday life.

[Imnotme2232]

I feel giped years of hard work training in the martial arts all for naught, instead of the countless hours in the horse stance and a gizzilian katas perfecting my skill I could have just learned how to shoot weird orbs out of my hands and sent all enemies running.

[JosieThom]

I little bit of me died when I watched this.

A serious embarrassment to all martial arts.

[FlatFoot13]

Horrible, I almost cryed

[RenegadeRoller]

lmfaooooo!!!!!!!!!

this is just a metaphor for how martial arts has become a commercial scam if put into the wrong hands

[Shadyhunter04]

Lol, raise your self esteem, until you get youself stabbed to death after realizing you crapped away thousands of dollars.

[Superdweeb13]

i'm a nidan and i can't shoot lightning balls from my hands, this sucks!

[yuenj01]

i went on the website, the main instructor is 9th dan lol. i bet he signed his own certificate lol

[shadowbane217]

i want to learn how to kill dragons with magic orbs. sign me up.

[Kurairu]

Fuck.

Yes.

[roryjamesoconnell]

QCF+P

[Ralphgracieoc]

Lol all the kids are already black belts.

[AVDPhoenix]

This is the Shit

[CelticWarriorIX]

Now I know where to go if I ever want to buy a black belt :)

[ShiChidea]

..A dragon is going to attack Earth! Hurry! Call in the POWER RANGERS!

[CakeMace]

The power rangers? pah, they're long gone. we have to call the XMA kids!

[Wotenkeld]

Did that kid just shoop da woop?

(ಠ_ಠ)

[genecyten]

This... I.... I hate it. I hate those people. I hate Chip. I cant... I cant take that.

[senxo]

Sweet your gonna learn how to shoot fireballs!

[DuraheLL]

*crumbles* oh man... why did I have to watch this one again

[starwarsfreak102]

lmao

so stupid

[starwarsfreak102]

holy shit i wanna atend this class

[MasterMacLeod]

I should find this so called Chip and get rid of him!

[lonerook860]

I'm gonna actually refer to this as a case example of what is wrong with martial arts everywhere. Find a back-alley shotokan club with a 5th dan running it, and pray to God you never have to meet these salesmen.

[bswarm187]

1. Play crappy animated dragon with gay song

2. ????

3. Profit!

[lDeathPigeonl]

It not Kamehamaha it is Hadouken

[hesmydog]

i wonder how they spec for end game

[NinjaKrow]

HOLY SHIT!!!!! I want to learn the Kamehameha!

[ReikuHiteruo]

He's doing the kamehameha/hadouken wrong, you're supposed to bring your arms back *horizontally* along your waist, not vertically over your head. Also you're supposed to yell out the name of the attack while you're doing it.

And be a fictional character.

[ZZOni]

Alright so it's not a joke but he does have a shiload of titles so he does have a bit of credibility. Though the ad takes away the seriousness of the school.

[ZZOni]

I swear that ad better be a joke.

[amgamerlag]

cliente: deme un cinturon negro porfa

Instructor: queres agrandar tu combo con papas y gaseosa?

cliente: ew, bueno

[sychkid]

Tsk...tsk...tsk...

[mechavoom]

I'm offended.

[karatefella]

WTF ??

Are they making a new "Power Rangers" show ??

[goma3]

WTF?! Are these dudes for real?!

[cadetbradley]

lmfao hahahahahahahaahahah

[kidkash416m]

PRICELESS

[MyoushinRyuNinjutsu]

Korea will laugh and piss his pants.

[cntthinkof1]

Hadouken!

[trcyskenpo]

that was funny shit

[Asuridas]

omfg

[MyoushinRyuNinjutsu]

This business is a low kick

[MyoushinRyuNinjutsu]

Taekwondo is like commerce. Your business is just like a couple of kicks. They could either be high or low.

[Mittens3745]

It wasnt that bad the kid could at least do a jumping kick but when he shot a magic beam at the dragon that was a little silly and they shouldent lean back on the high block as much...I would join that school!

[YEE941]

lolololololol

[KirkhamsEbooks]

Flame away and I have nothing to do with these guys, but the hardest thing to get for any business online or offline is traffic. If that commercial gets people to call them to tell them what their art really is all about more power to them.

Rick

[yeee941]

somone call the number and prank call.

[Bluerocka145]

welcome to mcDojo's , would u like a free black belt with ur order of bullshit?

[killerrey]

i would love a free black belt, as long as it comes with fancy writing. Money is no issue ofcourse.

[HeartlessSpirit]

.....I think a part of me died inside.

Now I have the urge to send this to all the other students in my MA class o:

[RegalotheDarkKnight]

I think a part of me died inside too. Yet at the same time I'm laughing at this.

[amgamerlag]

a part of me died too, but i want beat the dragon

[karateguy43506]

Oh my God...that is soooo stupid. They suck!

[bloodriotiori]

i've been looking for this commercial for months lol, i still haven't stopped laughing since the first time i saw it.

[Malachayas]

What the FUCK?! This is an insult for every person, which is practising a martial art!

[yeee941]

That dragon didnt stand a chance. I GOTTA JOIN!!!!

[lonerook860]

I've heard you have to train for three years to do the energy fireball move.

[IsawaMitaka]

I heard 4. :-) With stuff like this, is it any wonder TKD gets a bad rap in the MA world? So glad I go to a good school!

[lonerook860]

Yea, I do taekwondo now, but only as a means to train locally. My clubs just aren't that good, and its all become watered down. :( If you saw Apollo Creed's sweatshop backstreet gym in Rocky 3 thats what martial arts should be like.

[sychkid]

You can include Clubber Lang's training as what martial arts training should be like.

[lonerook860]

If you look at all the martial arts films, it shows that a holistic, natural but disciplined environment produces the winner. Take Rocky 4 where he runs up a mountain LOL

[Gerbilmeister]

Wow. they must have paid that dragon A LOT of money.

[DeathSquadLegionaire]

BRB, suicide.

[normaengage666]

HADOUKEN!!!!!!!!

[loogy123]

THE KID AT 0:19 LOL

[fjba]

LMAO ridiculous

[NinjaBumon]

That is the funniest thing I have seen in a while! I plan on opening a Dojo and I told my wife if I ever get that bad to just shoot me! HA! HA! HA! HA!

[SpeedyOJ]

that looks awesome! i'm fucking joining!

[b00mh34d5h07]

shoot me.

[deckyrd]

BUWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

For the love of all the gods you believe in, what the crap is this!? Who in their right mind would actually study at a place like this!?

[baldspacemonkey]

Thats borderline child abuse.

[loogy123]

HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAH

[SAKZER]

i wanna die

[xNewAgeWarriorx]

dude thats gonna be my MMA stage music...... BAD ASS

[LiesExposed]

These kids need a good kicking! They're probably just kid models in TKD uniforms.

[SEXYaustralian]

who would waste 40 seconds of film on that shit....

[DeltaSigChi4]

Is there an affiliate in Las Vegas?????

E

[Sparky9507]

Go Go Power Rangers . . . . ha ha ha, I lost the will to live with this one

[Daniel9787]

this video make's me want to kill myself.........

[greenlocomotive]

thats amazing, and who is this shady "chip" character anyways?

[Heartsbane7]

omfg this crap is off the mcdojo chart.

at 0:18 they THRUST THEIR GROIN AT THE FIRE of course it does not burn them its an computerized dragon go figure. and at 0.31 the dude is throwing a chi ball that looks like it was taken from dragon ball Z rofl

[hexkwondo]

I'm quitting BJJ to go to Chip's Tae Kwon Do right now!

[kendoka6]

Wow! They're all black belts. I feel bad for that dragon, though. He was just trying to get to that school, but Team Chip just wouldn't let him. Poor bastard, he had no idea twenty 10 year olds with black belts in TKD, and the ability to shoot balls of energy with their hands, would be waiting for him. I HAVE to get my hands on the soundtrack, though. Makes me wish I had a drop-top so I could blast that song for the ladies.

[normaengage666]

HADOUKEN!!!

[AberrantBJJ]

That dragon was so awesome it didn't cast a shadow. Lucky that Team Chip was there!

[hey123427]

LMAO!!!

Idiots, I bet you each kidd had to pay $200 to the instructor to do this lol.

Stupid people

[colonelpong]

Fucking retards

[somethinggood69]

fuck this shit. burn it.

[avidpinoy]

I was in a McDojo for a while. I didn't want to leave until I realize how frickin stupid I was for staying. I didn't learn anything. Won't say the name 'cause I'm not that big of an S.O.B.

[iplayelectricguitar]

Holy shit!

They teach you how to throw a Hadouken. I am so signing up!

[jinglebearr]

That is a shoryuken.

[iplayelectricguitar]

Lolcano

[scythe0704]

There is no god.

[DeltaKilo3]

Are you kidding? Modern science can NOT explain a monstrosity such as this.

[gyrobotZ]

I see, nice going there, but I haven't exactly taken over a dojo over yet (may take one someday). But do you actually acquired the asset or just the recognition that you beaten a teacher in honorable combat?

[gyrobotZ]

Wonder we can still take over dojos by beating their teachers in battle. Full contact rules.

[Kazjintai]

I'm already 3 deep. But who's keeping score?