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  • Why the fuck did he fold when he had 3 kings? That's annoying me.

  • @iCarroller His partner was dealing from a rigged deck, and if he kept winning with monsters the cops would get suspicious.

  • these cops are playing 20:40 stud? Isn't that alot for a policeman salary? lol

  • a situation in which doing a shift while the guy takes ur writst would be good. Happened to me one time also ;)

  • Like the foreshadowing at 3:36... the thin cop staring intently at Damon in the background.

  • worm is such a worm. he should change his name.

  • I had a friend like Worm once... surprised I'm still alive.

  • thats life you start to go in the right direction and someone has to always screw it up for you. Thats why doing things on your own is best.

  • i would have never left worm mike is a piece of shit

  • thats why in the real world, not hollywood...there is a blank card on the bottom of the deck

  • If i just got tossed out there like that, i would slash each and everyone of those cops tyres and smoe.

  • @JellyBird12 ...and you'd never get found again

  • @alisterfolson They would be to busy playing cards to notice, not to mention they wouldnt even no who i was.

  • @JellyBird12 In the real world, they'd done all that, plus taken your ID, said they'd fuck with you if they ever found you playing anywhere again...New York? Probably, yes?

  • @alisterfolson I doubt they would take your ID, cops aint that smart,

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  • what's the difference if they work for the city or the state? i don't get it..

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  • where is part 10?

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  • Love this movie but you cant just decide your gonna go on a gott damn rush

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  • "mike...you should've played those kings mike..."

    lmao

  • Norton should have atleast learned to shuffle cards for this role. How this movie contributed to the poker boom I have no idea...it sucks.

  • @thechucker44 hey moron thats called a gamblers shuffle its for hustlers who cheat dont talk unless u no what u are talkin about!

  • this wasa a bad scene bad cop actors they comp[letely missed them both in the fight scene.

  • municiple workers lol

  • sgt batista interseting to see peopl like that in movies

  • why did they beat MIKE up O_o?!? everything pointed at laz

  • @theisoganders they found out that they were working together, seeing as mike would have had 7's full when worm got cought.

  • awesome!

  • @JackOfClubs777

    fuck u spamming piece of shit mark this as spam kthx.

  • @beakozar8 a million and im in...how that be

  • He should have done the 'Greek deal'

  • Here's the other thing, shoudln't worm be offering the player to his right the option to cut? Or did they not do that back in 1998?

    Worm also makes it so obvious with his facial expressions and mannerisms that he's working with mike. But whatever I love the movie and analyzing is just stupid on my part lol

  • I'm sure Mike is a fantastic player but let's face it, if any of us caught cards like he does in this film, we'd be able to pull $15K in 5 days too.

    Shit man, deal me the nuts everytime and let's see how I do

  • can someone explain to me 'bottom dealing' and 'caught hanger' ??

  • @jeystonemusic bottom dealing is when you shuffle the cards you want to the bottom of the deck and when your dealing the cards you deal your self the cards you want or the cards you wana give someone. it takes some good practice so that it looks fluent

  • @pfhockey46 and why would they have to be at the bottom? also how would you get them there in the first place? wouldnt anyone notice you sticking 4 aces at the bottom of the deck?

  • @jeystonemusic because its so quick that noone realizes that yoru dealing the prefered cards from the bottom. if your quick enough of course. and yu get them there from being a great shuffler. its just like card tricks. its sleight of hand. no one would notice because your just shuffling but you know how to put them there. its dificult to explain but watch some card tricks and then youll hav an idea

  • @pfhockey46 ok I see, but if you are so good at shuffling, why not get your favourite cards to the top, and skip the whole bottom deal thing altogether? wouldnt that look more natural?

  • @jeystonemusic its easier to just put your cards on bottom than try to put em in the exact spots in between cards ontop nd if you watch some vids on bottom dealin sleight of hand it looks natural lol

  • sgt batista!

  • why is he shaving he doesnt even have hair on his face

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  • kkk

  • oh no!!! their hurting my babies let me in there n lets see who they gonna hit after i dutch them in the face n sht with my bat

  • his friends giving him the money so y wont he take it?

  • @purpleheart300 Some people can't help themselves, clearly

  • The cop at 4:55 is Angel from 'Dexter'.

  • An ex-shoe salesman...

    for example...

    is lucky enough to get a job...

    feeding off the taxpayer....

    and carry a gun...

    and get away with MURDER!

    A loser trades in his shoe horn...

    for a pistol.

    If that isn't frightening....nothing is.

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  • when was this film made?

  • @91Holdem 1998

  • lol Angel Bautista 4:58

  • Fuckin pigs

  • @rakerolled Hah, why? Cause they didn't like to be cheated?

  • arent u supposed to read us r rights

  • Worm is such an asshole

  • Can't even watch this part...

  • what the fuck would those barbers think ?

  • worms too damm greedy he always digs him self deeper

  • that is one of life luxuries

  • maybe worm shouldnt be the only one dealing cards

  • Look at the cop at 7:12, in the bottom right corner beating Mike up, he misses completely with his fist twice =p

  • @soapduck66 lol...XD i just think it was bad acting..:p

  • @soapduck66 it's a fucking movie loser. Pay more attention to your own life.

  • @soapduck66 You know it's a movie and Damon and Norton aren't really getting beat up right?

  • @soapduck66 with his FIST!? oh really!!! with HIS FIST!? fucking idiots....

  • why would you fold KKK in stud?

  • @Nybo257 - To let Worm know he doesn't want to cheat because these coppers would notice.

  • Worms a D-Bag mike should of dumped him in the lake before he went to play

  • why he dont fight like bourne lol

  • Worm to the rescue! It's a good thing he had that 300 in his boot, otherwise it would be bad situation...

  • mike could have just said he knew worm said, "i will not play against "that asshole." then just moved to the other table.

  • The film is a predictable piece of crap. It's Rocky revisited, it's a little bit of Good Will Hunting repackaged with Damon typecast. It is, in a word, silly.

  • @Malaka57 Gotta agree with you, dude. This IS deja vu all over again. The "good" hero, the stupid sidekick that gets him into trouble, the really bad guy with a gentle touch (and a shitty Russian accent) ... damn, even the Jewish "godfather" is there all full of wooly yeshiva wisdom. zzzzzzzzzzzz. The prof was taken from Yentl I think...

    At least its free ;-)

  • @Snafuski Well Hollywood does have a formula, and as time goes by the films get less and less original. They make films the way the Communist parties used to make policy, and the results are the same (I spoke to a guy once who had sat in on the commitee meetings) ... But I guess it's not threatening to the bulk of viewers like master dickwad below. Mencken always said, Americans are timorous...

  • This film is sooooo predictable. It has the typical Hollywood rhythm, the same acting, the same characters.... the usual bull....

  • @Malaka57 wow... you are just so intellectual, articulate and not mainstream. I only wish to have half of the artistic ability that you do, but that may be impossible. You are so deep and intelligent. OMFG GET OVER YOU SELF YOU ARROGANT, Elitist Prick.

  • @kdavisnow Hey there you rude punk. Look at the comment,... There is a strtaight argument there, nothing arrogant. Just saying that the film is predictable and that Hollywood could be a little more innovative. BWhat is arrogant in that? It's an argument. You, on the other hand, make none. So how about eating shit and croaking? Don't answer, I won't read it.

  • @Malaka57 this is the best poker film ever so gtfo if u dont like it

  • @andos8888 Grunt grunt grunt.

    It's a piece of shit film. As a film critic I watch even the bad ones. And if this is the "best poker film" I dread what awaits the viewer with the worst poker film.

    So if you do not like my civil comments, then let me put it the way a primitive biped like you will understand: Eat shit and die.

  • @Malaka57 your actually the piece of shit not the film

  • @andos8888 .

    Hey dimwit.... People are allowed to criticize films. So get real or get out. And by the way, coming from you that is a compliment, since you have already proven that you couldn't identify a piece of shit if it were hanging off your eyebrows. Go back to your crappy movies, stay in your little hole of ignorance, and don't bother answering, I won't read it. Dimwit.

  • @Malaka57 ok then if u wont read this don't reply to this then u wee helmet

  • @andos8888 Andos, Malaka is right, you are a dick head. He is allowed to like or dislike any film he likes and he is free to criticize it. You insulting other people because they disagree with you just makes you a big dopey idiot. So go choke on a bone and die.

  • @MajBlood gtfo u piece of shit i didnt was he wasnt't allowed to not like the film i just said its the best poker movie of all time so get ur facts right u moron

  • @andos8888 Um you told him to gtfo if he didn't like the film and told him he was shit not the film. Obviously you are either a nazi or you are brain dead.

  • @MajBlood A NAZI?far from it you piece o shit im Scottish don't write to me again scumbag

  • @andos8888 LOL You made fun of that other guy for leaving when he couldn't win and now you are doing the exact same thing. And yes, you are a Nazi for insulting others and disrespecting their right to an opinion. You are giving Scotland a bad name, Sean Connery would slap you.

  • @MajBlood Sean Connery isn't a big deal in Scotland shows how much you know and your calling me a Nazi when im obviously not so its pretty obvious to anyone your just one of these keyboard gangsters whos crazy behind a computer lololol fking idiot go play with the buses

  • @andos8888 Listen friend, think reasonably. I don't like to argue, neither does Malaka, and I am sure you don't like to argue either. Malaka said he didn't like the film and you insulted him for it. That is not fair. What if you didn't like some film? Would you like it if everyone you knew started flaming you for it? You are in the wrong here but it is no big deal. I think Rounders is a good film, and it is great that you enjoy it, but you should respect Malaka's opinion.

  • @MajBlood ok but i dont see the point in writing negative comments about the film why not just keep it to himself and why are u fighting Malaka's battles are you his bum boy??gg bye

  • @andos8888 Please dude, I tried to settle things in a nice manner but you had to go on and call my bum boy. Is it really that big of a deal friend? Yes it is okay for him to make negative comments, that is the democracy that veterans of Britain, Canada, the United States, and other countries fought and died for. I know what it is like to have someone bad mouth something you really like, but everyone experiences it, and it is just best to ignore it and go your own way.

  • no matter how many times i've seen this, i still get mad at worm for coming in there.

  • makes you hate worm doesnt it

  • i'm sure there will be some simple asshole who will point out that this is just a movie, as if i thought this was a true life documentary...but, just for discussion's sake, i thought it was too unrealistic that worm would sit down and start cheating after seeing that mike was already winning a substantial amount...yeah, i know, worm was a reckless dude, but i don't think any human can be that senseless

  • @MurphGiovanni i found it harder to comprehend that they worked out they knew each other even when mike was folding winning hands... given he met worm at the bowling alley... how could they pinpoint that some random would come up to him and just happen to be from the card game damon is at

  • well, that one cop did catch worm dealing from the bottom of the deck right as he dealt a card to damon...in fact, the cop grabbed worm's hand immediately after he dealt that card to damon...so, i guess that's what made the other dude at the table accuse worm and damon of working together

  • @MurphGiovanni yea totally get that, just find it far fetched that just by accidient worm starts talking to the guy at the bowling alley and just by a sheer miracle he happens to be part of this card group.

    maybe they should of had another scene at the bowling alley.... in fact i am sure they would of but cut it to add to the plot.

  • @MrJamesb83 yeah, true...since this card game seemed somewhat exclusive, not a game that a random fool in a bowling alley would get an invite to....but, for some reason managers at bowling alleys always seem to be pretty informative about shit in town...and knowing worm, it wasn't "by accident"...that fool was probably scouring that bowling alley, which was probably right up the street, for someone who might be associated w/ that card group

  • @MurphGiovanni i can just picture worm doing that... hahaha nice play

  • @MrJamesb83 lol yeah, worm seemed to go out of his way to bring trouble into his life

  • @Tyizumi1234go10

    Played it OK, dont think anyone can just lay down that certain hand that easy.

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  • u shoulda played those kings mike. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA best line in the movie!

  • worm is like negreanu' s bad brother...

  • "aren't you supposed to read us our rights or somethin-" =......nope you just get ur asses handed to ya

  • Rolled up kings. So sick...overdoing it just a little bit Worm lol

  • "how come all your moves are so smart and noble and I'm always the idiot piece of shit."

    Cause you are an idiot piece of shit. Hate Worm he is such a moron. Edward Norton was brilliant at portraying this obnoxious character.

  • because worm always cheats when he plays thats why damon doesnt want him to play

  • great scene

  • edward norton is daniel negreanu look a like

  • "sound" alike too

  • @VidsPoker no daniel negreanu is a edward norton look alike

  • I´d never be partners "playing" poker with Worm, but E. Norton is acting fantastic once again.

    And so is M. Damon

  • nortons character is an asshole.

  • it's awesome how damen doesn't even flinch when worm comes in

  • Worm goes down screaming: FUCK YOU!! EPIC!!!

  • why isnt norton allowed to play?

  • because when worm plays w/ matt he cheats and then they get caught and knocked out. lol

  • Cos he cheats... Havent u seen the movie?

  • wrom is a fucking retard... If he just did what he was told.....

  • then it wouldn't be a good movie if he did

  • seems clear they're a team

  • i think i will start working harder on my bottom deal lol

  • What do they do to you in Vegas when you're caught cheating? Is it like in that movie Casino?

  • casins pretty much own vegas, when someone is caught cheating the stories go they take you in a back room of the basement......maybe we'll hear from you again in the next few days

  • Well, the mob doesn't run Vegas anymore, so I'm sure its a little different nowadays.

  • lol different type of "mob" runs vegas now

  • go ahead and think the mob doesn't run Vegas anymore cuz they still do.

  • If worm was smart, he would have been at a different table when he walked in...keep it inconspicious...

  • That's not why he came though, he wanted to use his cheating skills to win. I think psychologically there was more going on in Worms head than just paying off a debt. He wanted to show the world and himself that he does have skills and is able. That and Worm trusts his cheating skills more than his poker skills.

  • Instead of going to these dinky card games, why not go to Atlantic city...walk out with 15k in maybe a couple of hours.

  • cause they r "rounders" .. different games with different ppls

  • worms getting the shit kicked out of him by 10 cops hes still yelling "fuck you" lol thats worm for you

  • I get that its a movie but why didnt Mike just leave when Worm came in?

  • In hindsight that of course would be the right move. Mike might have figured Worm would be at least smarter with his mechanics, in the hand where he dealt Mike trip kings if one of those cops were paying attention he might suspect something is up. Worm was visibly disappointed with Mike's fold, and shot a glance later at Mike when he noted the action in the hand. A stranger usually wouldn't do that when they've just met. Then for all we know Worm may have tried a similar thing on his next deal.

  • wat kind of a nick name is grandma?

  • its actually "Gramma" and i dont know

  • haha ill find a bowling alley

    for 8 hours? lol

  • 7:39 first time i saw this i thought worm was dead.

  • matt damon shouldve bailed as soon as worm started dealing him ridiculous hands.

  • Exactly, Matt screwed it all up he shoulda bailed and gone to that bowling alley for a bit while worm gets his play in.

  • @fuckucxcukckc he needs the money by the morning, so he couldn't do that

  • @fuckucxcukckc

    He should've bailed as soon as worm showed up.

  • @fuckucxcukckc No doubt. He already made a chunk of money I'm sure.

  • @fuckucxcukckc

    It's a freakin movie schmuck.

  • @fuckucxcukckc THAT'S WHAT WE ALL THINK WHEN WE KNOW HOW IT ENDS UP!

  • worm is an idiot.

  • i wouldnt call him an idiot, he's a degenerate gambler with a real problem. he would rather play $50/$100 NLHE and try to double up instead of paying rent or buying groceries.

  • Honestly, when Mike should've played the 3 kings, taken the pot down, and then cashed out, and let worm play.

    Mike told worm, before he started playing he wanted to play it straight up, or he'd let worm play himself.

    Whatever, it's a movie lol. And a GREAT movie at that

  • alot easier to act after you´ve seen the hand

  • @baddog7676 he shouldn´t do that, that would look way to much like cheating/hit´n´running! he should say: I know this guy, hes a fucking ashole, i ain´t gonna play with him, if he wants to play hes gotta sit at the other table.

  • @baddog7676 I was thinking the same thing,but then where will be the excitment of busting KGB :)

  • If you're curious, watch Tazza: The High Rollers. This isn't poker but it does reveal dirty cruelty of Korean gambling society. In Korea, it's illegal to gamble. You're not allowed to gamble at all. There are no casinos in mainland. So people can only do it privately in houses. If you're caught with mechanic grip or cheating, your wrist gets cut off. It's much easier to have mechanic grip with hanafuda cards than poker cards. And you can't do anything about your wrist bcz u shouldn't have gamble

  • When Mike folds his kings.. worm's disappointment seems almost obvious lol lucky he didnt give anything away

  • i like how they just stand up and seem fine while they are arguing.

  • wow, they got off easy with them cops. if they pulled that shit in chicago they woulda got sent to the er or maybe fucking taken for a dirt nap.

  • this is unnecessary comment but Korea is worse. There's a silent rule that says "If you're caught cheating, your wrist shall be cut off" And people do this privately in house games. Since there are no casinos in mainland Korea, it's held in private houses. IF you're caught, your wrist is cut off. I think i rather get my ass kicked than getting my wrist cut off.

  • how the hell do you chop a wrist off? do you mean hand also where the hell did you get that info from??

  • U GOT KNOCKED DA FUCK OUT!!!!