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  • Hard to believe this came out in 2004. This still looks pretty good.

  • Halo 2!! </3

    i miss it :(

  • funny noob players

  • i seriously want to know the song playing during those 10 things. last song at end is Authority Song- Jimmy eat world

  • lol yea

  • cyberboi504 no it is not

  • hahahah funnny

  • is this on ps3?

  • no xbox

  • actually pc retard.

  • Xbox to retard

  • It's filmed on PC you noob.

  • he wanted to know wat system it was for he never asked were it was filmed noob

  • so what your really saying is you live in a cave....

  • im newbie idiot.

  • yea but thats the thing anyone who has turned on a tv or been to a store in the last 5 years knows that ps3 has gay ass games and they would never have halo and calling me an idiot doesnt make you less of a cave dweller

  • i rest my case..

  • the thing is im really confused i dont know if halo is in ps3 or xbox. or for short i am a NOOB!

  • You know you're a noob in halo 3 if you use assault rifle in Team Brs.

    God that is such a nub gun :L

  • lol this video is great! 5 stars

  • i'm a noob. i want a smoothie gun

  • yeah it never gets old and do youse play halo still in halo my names blaze deathgrip but call me blaze

  • Its true what they say for crouch jump....you have to learn it if you wanna be a pro.......Damn i can snipe aliens heads fast..except for humans...

  • omg this is sooo funny

  • I never played Halo yet,but you got too many stupid explanation for noob.Only nr.1 was norm.

  • lol and im srry its so dam funny when he says omg at 3:18

  • dont give credit to dis dumass this nice vid is from imsuck!!

  • at 1:15 he sounds like the web dude from the video The Website Is Down!! HAHA!

  • ok spartin03 no no 02 dam it wats fucking name u noob

  • I think I have watched this for years and it never gets old.

  • im nto noob i own too

  • lol  That was pretty funny.

  • nice vid. dude!?!?!?!

  • whats the name of the credits song???

  • that make no sense at all, you are stupid

  • IM SUCK RULES

  • im a noob and i own!

  • this is the original and best

  • LISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPP(s­pits everywhere)

  • nice

  • AND.... BxR!!!

  • IM A NOOB!!!! YAY!!!! LOL

  • Lol, im kinda a noob becuase at first i didn't know how to crouch-jump But funny video guys! :)

    P.S i'm a noob and i'm proud of it.

    "Be proud of being a noob, being it makes you special" -ODkinzproductions (Me) Roflol

  • your a faggot

  • is HBO in market place

  • ur youtube name has 5 numbers in it.....

    u noob =p

  • LOL!!!!!!!

  • lol!!

  • stays funny <333333:D

  • its ironic that thee guy who made this video didnt spell noob as "n00b"

  • ha ha lol, numbe 9 is so funny!, lol

  • its BXR not BEACOCK. are you deaf?

  • yes i am

  • lol, that is so tru

  • they are right you know

  • i know a lot of people who are noobs then

  • "You know you're a noob in Halo if your gamertag has more than 5 numbers-" That applies to anything online lol.

  • omfg u guys are awesome

  • NICE VID. GUYS U ALL RULE!!!! XD

  • ha that was funny

  • quit fucking reposting this video.

  • I HATE TERRITORIES!

    SLAYER FTW

  • actually pwndlol he doesnt say BEACOCK you noob he says BXR

  • thank you it sounded like BEACOCK... :D

  • Blue spartan:" I love the sword, its like the best add to halo 2, its like rapetacular.....astic, amasing."

    Red spartan:"yeah, yeah, if your a noob, and BEACOCK!"

    5/5 exellent!

  • dude whats HBO tell me i dont wanna be noobish anymore...

  • hehe the crouch jump is soo easy and all othjer things...

  • u didnt make it so get some talent

  • Whats your gamertag ill add you

  • you also a noob in halo if u think voice masking makes u sound older

    BMC:Stop it Red!!!

    RMC:I like red

    BMC: Im 28...

    RDM:Dude, u sound like my 100 yr old grandmaa n shes dead!

    BMC:No I Dont!!!

    RDM:N00b!

    awesome shit man, 5/5!

  • voice masking is my freakin favorite haha halarious 5/5

  • hey now...i own at territories =(

  • the territorries was the best part hahaha "wow" *Gilean Quit* haha

  • thats so true noobs are so annoying!!

  • wow a reall classic way of being a noob, stealing someone woork.

  • This isn't his video.

    This is imSuck's video.

  • you know ur a noob when u wear ink ribbions in ur hair like him yes thats right hey what!!!

  • slow bxr, but nice vid

  • territories...what

  • lol very gd m8

  • Very good and is very funny

  • ur a noob if u play on the computer and not x box

  • Lol hilarious

    5/5

  • lol spart man 310 no its uhh god dammit u freaking noob!!

  • funny vid, but why did u put sims music on lol

  • HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA­AAAAH! Oh man, that was hilarious!! Sucks for you tho... sorry bout that...

  • now was one of da best halo vids ive seen nice job

  • its stimple all u gotta do is jump then at the last min u crouch so your legs arent in the way

  • so true

  • lmfao 5/5

  • uuuuh jump...then...crouch

  • haha thats hillarious man, i still need to get me a 360 im stuck with the classic halo for pc =(

  • me 2 wut's ur username on halo?

  • jhoug24 is a noob.....NOOB!!!!!!! i found out how to crounch jump on my 1st week of playin.....YEARS AGO haha

  • haha

  • hahah its so true

    Ive played with thoes guys online ^^

  • kkkooooooool XD video !!!!!!!!!!!!!=)

  • OWNAGE!!!!! :D:D:D

  • friggen n00bz, i hav devoted six-tenth's on my time 2 pwnin them and resore power to gamers everywhere... nah lol xD

  • Coversation at :59, Hilarious. uhhhh ok..and BXR!

  • funny shit

  • territories isnt funn and noone cares so if you think you own aT IT YOUR A NOOB =D

  • HBO? ummm and whats wrong with territories?

  • yo this video is funny the teritory own guy wh was talking was talking like a squierll

  • lmao wow that was awesome

  • this is so funny. lmao. noobs suck

  • frigin noobs

  • pimped uot haleriouse man

  • I think this is a good video, but i don't think that some people are that stupid except for the level 40 and you suck thing

  • hey freelancer? i dont care if im a nublit because at least im not some dumshit nerd that spends all his time an halo2 so im happy to be a noob

  • Damn I'm a noob WTF is HBO

  • get a life fuck

  • wtf lol

  • woot me not a noob!!!!!

  • MAN YOU GUYS NEED A LIFE

  • damn it i was in the clear until the last one my name is julian... lol -.-

  • LOL

  • aaaaaand BXR!

  • umm if you think being a noob is bad thing that just makes you a nerd lol

  • *cough, cough, nublit anditranedlead is a nublit, cough cough,* awsome vid though

  • lol nice vid it was prett cool

  • LOL

  • haha the sims music ahahhaaa

  • and again XD lolol

  • hahahhhhhhh

  • ya this isnt funny, you guys need to like get out a little more

  • its so funny!!!!!!!!!! does anyone know how to BxBxBxRyyRyyB

  • fucking halrious bout territorys

  • can somebody tell me where i can buy halo 2 for pc?

  • I admit i dont know how to crouch jump BUT i have been told by 11 people that i am the best sniper they've seen so there.

  • Rofl

    Rofl

    Rofl

    Rofl

    Rofl

  • that was freaking funny! Im a noob cuz im new at halo and i thought sword was a balance weapon... srry

  • territory thing is funny

  • is that the same guy from RVB? the red and blue guys

  • BxR is a combo with the battle rifle. B is a melee wich takes their shield down x cancels the attack (press it after u hit them and it pulls ur gun back super fast) and then R is fire and shoots them in the head, if you do it right its like about 3/4 of a secodns and they die

  • alright honestly guys stop arguring its complete pointless, really.

    I rate this video 5 out of 5 cause im not a noob ;P

    and is the BxR a combo for buttons or something?

  • whats BXR?

  • Sorry but you are the idiot, that doesnt adress a single fact that I stated. I couldnt care less what clan made this video or how old it is. your just ignoring hard facts and stating some other shit that's irrelivant ot the fact that BxR is B.S.

  • umm ive got this awesome idea that would work great for you

    don't watch things you don't like

    and quit being a critic

    let me see a video you have made that lines up the words with the movements of an mc and talk to me

  • Actually I gave this video 4/5 stars I just fucking hate BxR. Thanks for trying to pull the "Don't watch things you dont like" because in fact I like Halo and I like this video. However if I choose to express my opinion/critisism about something relating to the video I can do that, and if you guys dont like it then tough shit.

  • haha...

    "the sword just has... such great-tascular ass kicking..."

    lol

  • lol this was kinda funny im a noob because i dont know how to crouch jump but that was all

  • hey n00b u know u got 5 numbers in ur name mr dan13190

  • XD awesome!

  • "alright phantom take the air lift up and go get the sniper and you sparten 03.. no wait.. uhh.. sparten 73.. god dammit whats your name you figgin noob!" Classic... Love it... :D

  • AW! What the hell's your name, you freaken NOOB! This is awseme.

  • haha fuck it's funni from 1:56 to 2:15

  • Another way to tell if ur a noob is if u find a girl playing halo 2 online and hit on her the WHOLE GAME and try to show off...that happnes to me alot...ALOT! lol but that was funny really good video

  • fhoohockooninng lhaag...

    who likes bread ?

  • You know your a noob when you have the time to make this vid insted of getting better at the game

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  • This is probably the best halo vid ever. I love it. But yeah, where is the "You're a total noob when you hide in a corner with a sword for 15 minutes"

  • lmao XD so true

  • nice vid. but didnt like the cussin

  • Great movie very funny

  • 1 way to tell if you're a nerd at halo; you made this video.

  • i have told people there a noob but i never new wat it ment.found out im a noob have more than 5 numbers and basicly were pink hair ribbons

  • BXR is a stupid glitch, N00bs use glitches. I mean seriosuly your taking the point out of a FPS by using a glitch combo. Thank God their getting rid of that glitch in Halo3... unfortunatly some smart ass will look for another one...

  • bxr isnt a glitch its just a combo to shoot faster like bxb is

  • Thats a lame ass cop out "it's just a combo". bxb is bullshit too, it's pretty easy to tell that it wasnt supposed to be in the game because it's not even realistic or physically possible. He smacks the guy then suddenly his gun and arms goes into a reloading postiton he takes ot the clips to reload it but then shoots. Yeah a real combo isnt it? pure B.S.

  • lol 1:00 is hilarious

  • 1:57 to 2:15 is hella funni that's tru that man ahah i lvoe this vid thnx you for uploading :D!!

  • That BXR was weak r u sure ur not the noob

  • 3:02 was the fuckin best!!!

  • roflol

  • awesome vid this is great stuff

  • this was an alright movie but when u tried to bxr the guy with the sword you did it all fucking slow and yea work on that bxr

  • great :)

  • lol

  • hey nice 1kwl good grafics 2 thx

  • NOOBATIZED

  • how are u a noob if u own at territories?

  • I think it really means "When you camp for 5 minutes"...

  • cuz territories isnt hard

  • i learned soooo much lol im just playin

  • :D that voice acting rule! .. you sound like my(didnt hear the age) grand mom lol! i laughed my ass off in that moment 5 stars!