yea but thats the thing anyone who has turned on a tv or been to a store in the last 5 years knows that ps3 has gay ass games and they would never have halo and calling me an idiot doesnt make you less of a cave dweller
In 1876, a young girl named Jenn was walking down a river, an insane man killed her by stabbing her in the back, raping her, and then hanging her in his closet. While he hanged her he said Bukakke Bukkake.
Now that you have read this message, she will find you and her dead body will haunt your house for 5 years. Every night you go to sleep she will appear in your closet, hanging their with her glowing red eyes.
BxR is a combo with the battle rifle. B is a melee wich takes their shield down x cancels the attack (press it after u hit them and it pulls ur gun back super fast) and then R is fire and shoots them in the head, if you do it right its like about 3/4 of a secodns and they die
Sorry but you are the idiot, that doesnt adress a single fact that I stated. I couldnt care less what clan made this video or how old it is. your just ignoring hard facts and stating some other shit that's irrelivant ot the fact that BxR is B.S.
Actually I gave this video 4/5 stars I just fucking hate BxR. Thanks for trying to pull the "Don't watch things you dont like" because in fact I like Halo and I like this video. However if I choose to express my opinion/critisism about something relating to the video I can do that, and if you guys dont like it then tough shit.
"alright phantom take the air lift up and go get the sniper and you sparten 03.. no wait.. uhh.. sparten 73.. god dammit whats your name you figgin noob!" Classic... Love it... :D
Another way to tell if ur a noob is if u find a girl playing halo 2 online and hit on her the WHOLE GAME and try to show off...that happnes to me alot...ALOT! lol but that was funny really good video
This is probably the best halo vid ever. I love it. But yeah, where is the "You're a total noob when you hide in a corner with a sword for 15 minutes"
In 1876, a young girl named Jenn was walking down a river, an insane man killed her by stabbing her in the back, raping her, and then hanging her in his closet. While he hanged her he said Bukakke Bukkake.
Now that you have read this message, she will find you and her dead body will haunt your house for 5 years. Every night you go to sleep she will appear in your closet, hanging their with her glowing red eyes.
BXR is a stupid glitch, N00bs use glitches. I mean seriosuly your taking the point out of a FPS by using a glitch combo. Thank God their getting rid of that glitch in Halo3... unfortunatly some smart ass will look for another one...
Thats a lame ass cop out "it's just a combo". bxb is bullshit too, it's pretty easy to tell that it wasnt supposed to be in the game because it's not even realistic or physically possible. He smacks the guy then suddenly his gun and arms goes into a reloading postiton he takes ot the clips to reload it but then shoots. Yeah a real combo isnt it? pure B.S.
In 1876, a young girl named Jenn was walking down a river, an insane man killed her by stabbing her in the back, raping her, and then hanging her in his closet. While he hanged her he said Bukakke Bukkake.
Now that you have read this message, she will find you and her dead body will haunt your house for 5 years. Every night you go to sleep she will appear in your closet, hanging their with her glowing red eyes.
Hard to believe this came out in 2004. This still looks pretty good.
xalener 1 year ago
Halo 2!! </3
i miss it :(
zackyluvera7x 1 year ago
funny noob players
alec47 2 years ago
i seriously want to know the song playing during those 10 things. last song at end is Authority Song- Jimmy eat world
xmasterx451 2 years ago
lol yea
TeamStingTheHedgeHog 2 years ago
cyberboi504 no it is not
loz4evans 2 years ago
hahahah funnny
gunerboykash 2 years ago
is this on ps3?
cyberboi504 2 years ago
no xbox
Shadow4282 2 years ago
actually pc retard.
lizedine 2 years ago
Xbox to retard
Shadow4282 2 years ago
It's filmed on PC you noob.
lizedine 2 years ago
he wanted to know wat system it was for he never asked were it was filmed noob
Shadow4282 2 years ago
so what your really saying is you live in a cave....
badams2190 2 years ago
im newbie idiot.
cyberboi504 2 years ago
yea but thats the thing anyone who has turned on a tv or been to a store in the last 5 years knows that ps3 has gay ass games and they would never have halo and calling me an idiot doesnt make you less of a cave dweller
badams2190 2 years ago
i rest my case..
cyberboi504 2 years ago
the thing is im really confused i dont know if halo is in ps3 or xbox. or for short i am a NOOB!
cyberboi504 2 years ago
You know you're a noob in halo 3 if you use assault rifle in Team Brs.
God that is such a nub gun :L
Hawkofwar500 2 years ago
lol this video is great! 5 stars
norman42420 2 years ago
i'm a noob. i want a smoothie gun
SPOTTY872 2 years ago
yeah it never gets old and do youse play halo still in halo my names blaze deathgrip but call me blaze
eiffelsixty5 2 years ago
Its true what they say for crouch jump....you have to learn it if you wanna be a pro.......Damn i can snipe aliens heads fast..except for humans...
FirstNooBy 2 years ago
omg this is sooo funny
cpillarie 2 years ago
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Carl345678 3 years ago
I never played Halo yet,but you got too many stupid explanation for noob.Only nr.1 was norm.
CTPAX92 3 years ago
lol and im srry its so dam funny when he says omg at 3:18
scope1414 3 years ago
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classic this vid owns
scope1414 3 years ago
dont give credit to dis dumass this nice vid is from imsuck!!
as101345207 3 years ago
at 1:15 he sounds like the web dude from the video The Website Is Down!! HAHA!
fatdude2468 3 years ago
ok spartin03 no no 02 dam it wats fucking name u noob
warpro10 3 years ago
I think I have watched this for years and it never gets old.
311herbs 3 years ago 2
im nto noob i own too
thepwngekid34 3 years ago
lol That was pretty funny.
rosey4exclaim 3 years ago
nice vid. dude!?!?!?!
chainmall0 3 years ago
whats the name of the credits song???
petesahot666 3 years ago
that make no sense at all, you are stupid
lovemyiphone 3 years ago
IM SUCK RULES
as101345207 3 years ago
im a noob and i own!
mathewruls 3 years ago
this is the original and best
supercheez2 3 years ago
LISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPP(spits everywhere)
xzxBROSIFxzx 3 years ago
nice
speedyk09 3 years ago
AND.... BxR!!!
iFrosty 3 years ago
IM A NOOB!!!! YAY!!!! LOL
sryimanoob 3 years ago 2
Lol, im kinda a noob becuase at first i didn't know how to crouch-jump But funny video guys! :)
P.S i'm a noob and i'm proud of it.
"Be proud of being a noob, being it makes you special" -ODkinzproductions (Me) Roflol
ODkinzProductions 3 years ago
your a faggot
surfbelmar678 3 years ago
is HBO in market place
xXsecretxXBW 3 years ago
ur youtube name has 5 numbers in it.....
u noob =p
gupfromfetup1 3 years ago 6
LOL!!!!!!!
GrimPoopsmithReaper 4 years ago 2
lol!!
Starbit64 4 years ago 2
stays funny <333333:D
jumpychan670 4 years ago 2
its ironic that thee guy who made this video didnt spell noob as "n00b"
neilcaraher 4 years ago
ha ha lol, numbe 9 is so funny!, lol
IllusionistV 4 years ago 3
its BXR not BEACOCK. are you deaf?
BioHazardAlert 4 years ago 2
yes i am
Pwndlol 4 years ago
lol, that is so tru
Tfw05 4 years ago 2
they are right you know
jakman1234567890 4 years ago 2
i know a lot of people who are noobs then
DefaTGL 4 years ago 2
"You know you're a noob in Halo if your gamertag has more than 5 numbers-" That applies to anything online lol.
vidstealer86 4 years ago 2
omfg u guys are awesome
runescapre 4 years ago
NICE VID. GUYS U ALL RULE!!!! XD
Daljah117 4 years ago
ha that was funny
Pimp3ter 4 years ago
quit fucking reposting this video.
vidstealer86 4 years ago
I HATE TERRITORIES!
SLAYER FTW
Mithius2007 4 years ago
actually pwndlol he doesnt say BEACOCK you noob he says BXR
tylergoredon117h3 4 years ago
thank you it sounded like BEACOCK... :D
Pwndlol 4 years ago
Blue spartan:" I love the sword, its like the best add to halo 2, its like rapetacular.....astic, amasing."
Red spartan:"yeah, yeah, if your a noob, and BEACOCK!"
5/5 exellent!
Pwndlol 4 years ago
dude whats HBO tell me i dont wanna be noobish anymore...
Pwndlol 4 years ago
hehe the crouch jump is soo easy and all othjer things...
Doom4skulls 4 years ago
u didnt make it so get some talent
slimshady1091 4 years ago
Whats your gamertag ill add you
halpern5 4 years ago
you also a noob in halo if u think voice masking makes u sound older
BMC:Stop it Red!!!
RMC:I like red
BMC: Im 28...
RDM:Dude, u sound like my 100 yr old grandmaa n shes dead!
BMC:No I Dont!!!
RDM:N00b!
awesome shit man, 5/5!
largenarutofan 4 years ago 2
voice masking is my freakin favorite haha halarious 5/5
EliteSpartann 4 years ago
hey now...i own at territories =(
godofpyro 4 years ago
the territorries was the best part hahaha "wow" *Gilean Quit* haha
coolnaruto1509 4 years ago 2
thats so true noobs are so annoying!!
birdhouse518 4 years ago
wow a reall classic way of being a noob, stealing someone woork.
lyoth 4 years ago
This isn't his video.
This is imSuck's video.
saltystuff 4 years ago
you know ur a noob when u wear ink ribbions in ur hair like him yes thats right hey what!!!
DrEastSide 4 years ago
slow bxr, but nice vid
owneddiddlypwned 4 years ago
territories...what
duckerquack 4 years ago
lol very gd m8
Xderda 4 years ago
Very good and is very funny
ACDC8520 4 years ago
ur a noob if u play on the computer and not x box
sirdoomz 4 years ago 3
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you know your a noob if you play the xbox not the PC
roryos 4 years ago
Lol hilarious
5/5
xxHazyShadowsxx 4 years ago
lol spart man 310 no its uhh god dammit u freaking noob!!
lkluislk 4 years ago 3
funny vid, but why did u put sims music on lol
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thereal1ic1 4 years ago
HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Oh man, that was hilarious!! Sucks for you tho... sorry bout that...
DarthLuminosity 4 years ago
now was one of da best halo vids ive seen nice job
Spatan78 4 years ago 3
its stimple all u gotta do is jump then at the last min u crouch so your legs arent in the way
Damien91192293 4 years ago
so true
gamemasta931 4 years ago
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In 1876, a young girl named Jenn was walking down a river, an insane man killed her by stabbing her in the back, raping her, and then hanging her in his closet. While he hanged her he said Bukakke Bukkake.
Now that you have read this message, she will find you and her dead body will haunt your house for 5 years. Every night you go to sleep she will appear in your closet, hanging their with her glowing red eyes.
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ShaukNoelle 4 years ago
lmfao 5/5
LiLsNiP3 4 years ago
uuuuh jump...then...crouch
loopedrope 4 years ago
haha thats hillarious man, i still need to get me a 360 im stuck with the classic halo for pc =(
MegaSkate 4 years ago
me 2 wut's ur username on halo?
HOMIE1O8 4 years ago
jhoug24 is a noob.....NOOB!!!!!!! i found out how to crounch jump on my 1st week of playin.....YEARS AGO haha
fatalxy3 4 years ago
haha
ryby726 4 years ago
hahah its so true
Ive played with thoes guys online ^^
NarutoLover4L1f3 4 years ago
kkkooooooool XD video !!!!!!!!!!!!!=)
jufel95 4 years ago
OWNAGE!!!!! :D:D:D
Gracknot1 4 years ago
friggen n00bz, i hav devoted six-tenth's on my time 2 pwnin them and resore power to gamers everywhere... nah lol xD
bennymcsex 4 years ago
Coversation at :59, Hilarious. uhhhh ok..and BXR!
Blacksamurai34 4 years ago
funny shit
wuovp 4 years ago
territories isnt funn and noone cares so if you think you own aT IT YOUR A NOOB =D
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HOMIE1O8 4 years ago
HBO? ummm and whats wrong with territories?
dad835 4 years ago
yo this video is funny the teritory own guy wh was talking was talking like a squierll
tylerwoods2 4 years ago
lmao wow that was awesome
poppinmycollarrr 4 years ago
this is so funny. lmao. noobs suck
e41dabomb 4 years ago
frigin noobs
chaos0987654321 4 years ago
pimped uot haleriouse man
shino490 4 years ago
I think this is a good video, but i don't think that some people are that stupid except for the level 40 and you suck thing
SneezeFart 4 years ago
hey freelancer? i dont care if im a nublit because at least im not some dumshit nerd that spends all his time an halo2 so im happy to be a noob
anditrainedlead 4 years ago
Damn I'm a noob WTF is HBO
dragondroid 4 years ago
get a life fuck
coryisawesomest 4 years ago
wtf lol
FenderUsa 4 years ago
woot me not a noob!!!!!
peosisin88 4 years ago
MAN YOU GUYS NEED A LIFE
megabobson 4 years ago
damn it i was in the clear until the last one my name is julian... lol -.-
Zero566 4 years ago
LOL
jumpychan670 4 years ago
aaaaaand BXR!
sfhproductions1H3 4 years ago
umm if you think being a noob is bad thing that just makes you a nerd lol
anditrainedlead 4 years ago
*cough, cough, nublit anditranedlead is a nublit, cough cough,* awsome vid though
FreelancerCalifornia 4 years ago
lol nice vid it was prett cool
fayez321 4 years ago
LOL
TheGiftedSlayer 4 years ago
haha the sims music ahahhaaa
Emibby 4 years ago
and again XD lolol
jumpychan670 4 years ago
hahahhhhhhh
OrangeBeavers 4 years ago
ya this isnt funny, you guys need to like get out a little more
PublicDisturbance318 4 years ago
its so funny!!!!!!!!!! does anyone know how to BxBxBxRyyRyyB
princeofpoptarts 4 years ago
fucking halrious bout territorys
sonysucksass 4 years ago
can somebody tell me where i can buy halo 2 for pc?
HOMIE1O8 4 years ago
I admit i dont know how to crouch jump BUT i have been told by 11 people that i am the best sniper they've seen so there.
GoldAsGrass 4 years ago
Rofl
Rofl
Rofl
Rofl
Rofl
W33Dgaming 4 years ago
that was freaking funny! Im a noob cuz im new at halo and i thought sword was a balance weapon... srry
Magepkfun 4 years ago
territory thing is funny
americanhalo0 4 years ago
is that the same guy from RVB? the red and blue guys
Frday101 4 years ago
BxR is a combo with the battle rifle. B is a melee wich takes their shield down x cancels the attack (press it after u hit them and it pulls ur gun back super fast) and then R is fire and shoots them in the head, if you do it right its like about 3/4 of a secodns and they die
xXIrish66Xx 4 years ago
alright honestly guys stop arguring its complete pointless, really.
I rate this video 5 out of 5 cause im not a noob ;P
and is the BxR a combo for buttons or something?
StillSpy 4 years ago
whats BXR?
NoginFlyer 4 years ago
Sorry but you are the idiot, that doesnt adress a single fact that I stated. I couldnt care less what clan made this video or how old it is. your just ignoring hard facts and stating some other shit that's irrelivant ot the fact that BxR is B.S.
stokey777 4 years ago
umm ive got this awesome idea that would work great for you
don't watch things you don't like
and quit being a critic
let me see a video you have made that lines up the words with the movements of an mc and talk to me
sargentwiggles 4 years ago
Actually I gave this video 4/5 stars I just fucking hate BxR. Thanks for trying to pull the "Don't watch things you dont like" because in fact I like Halo and I like this video. However if I choose to express my opinion/critisism about something relating to the video I can do that, and if you guys dont like it then tough shit.
stokey777 4 years ago
haha...
"the sword just has... such great-tascular ass kicking..."
lol
Xio707 4 years ago
lol this was kinda funny im a noob because i dont know how to crouch jump but that was all
blkknight15 4 years ago
hey n00b u know u got 5 numbers in ur name mr dan13190
tehgodfatherer 4 years ago
XD awesome!
crunkxxxxx3 4 years ago
"alright phantom take the air lift up and go get the sniper and you sparten 03.. no wait.. uhh.. sparten 73.. god dammit whats your name you figgin noob!" Classic... Love it... :D
psycho828 4 years ago
AW! What the hell's your name, you freaken NOOB! This is awseme.
tittysmacker 4 years ago
haha fuck it's funni from 1:56 to 2:15
choaskingdivine 4 years ago
Another way to tell if ur a noob is if u find a girl playing halo 2 online and hit on her the WHOLE GAME and try to show off...that happnes to me alot...ALOT! lol but that was funny really good video
HaloBritt 4 years ago
fhoohockooninng lhaag...
who likes bread ?
TrashHammer 4 years ago
You know your a noob when you have the time to make this vid insted of getting better at the game
xXLegacy 4 years ago
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arkangel93 4 years ago
This is probably the best halo vid ever. I love it. But yeah, where is the "You're a total noob when you hide in a corner with a sword for 15 minutes"
icelord89 4 years ago
lmao XD so true
XkatamariX 4 years ago
nice vid. but didnt like the cussin
gr1tz 4 years ago
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In 1876, a young girl named Jenn was walking down a river, an insane man killed her by stabbing her in the back, raping her, and then hanging her in his closet. While he hanged her he said Bukakke Bukkake.
Now that you have read this message, she will find you and her dead body will haunt your house for 5 years. Every night you go to sleep she will appear in your closet, hanging their with her glowing red eyes.
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akybull12 4 years ago
Great movie very funny
IceBoundOne 4 years ago
1 way to tell if you're a nerd at halo; you made this video.
xxxazndude 4 years ago
i have told people there a noob but i never new wat it ment.found out im a noob have more than 5 numbers and basicly were pink hair ribbons
greenday445 4 years ago
BXR is a stupid glitch, N00bs use glitches. I mean seriosuly your taking the point out of a FPS by using a glitch combo. Thank God their getting rid of that glitch in Halo3... unfortunatly some smart ass will look for another one...
stokey777 4 years ago
bxr isnt a glitch its just a combo to shoot faster like bxb is
moo69 4 years ago
Thats a lame ass cop out "it's just a combo". bxb is bullshit too, it's pretty easy to tell that it wasnt supposed to be in the game because it's not even realistic or physically possible. He smacks the guy then suddenly his gun and arms goes into a reloading postiton he takes ot the clips to reload it but then shoots. Yeah a real combo isnt it? pure B.S.
stokey777 4 years ago
lol 1:00 is hilarious
pplfeedingfrenzy 4 years ago
1:57 to 2:15 is hella funni that's tru that man ahah i lvoe this vid thnx you for uploading :D!!
choaskingdivine 4 years ago
That BXR was weak r u sure ur not the noob
BRONCOS888 4 years ago
3:02 was the fuckin best!!!
BlastedButtJuice 4 years ago
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In 1876, a young girl named Jenn was walking down a river, an insane man killed her by stabbing her in the back, raping her, and then hanging her in his closet. While he hanged her he said Bukakke Bukkake.
Now that you have read this message, she will find you and her dead body will haunt your house for 5 years. Every night you go to sleep she will appear in your closet, hanging their with her glowing red eyes.
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jimmy2shoose 4 years ago
roflol
rancidrancid95 4 years ago
awesome vid this is great stuff
AZNKENNY123 4 years ago
this was an alright movie but when u tried to bxr the guy with the sword you did it all fucking slow and yea work on that bxr
J117 4 years ago
great :)
Jumpersmovie 4 years ago
lol
GingerBrad2 4 years ago
hey nice 1kwl good grafics 2 thx
ChrimsonFurie 4 years ago
NOOBATIZED
zman117 4 years ago
how are u a noob if u own at territories?
UEFVTR 4 years ago
I think it really means "When you camp for 5 minutes"...
AWashingMachine 4 years ago
cuz territories isnt hard
moo69 4 years ago
i learned soooo much lol im just playin
UEFVTR 4 years ago
:D that voice acting rule! .. you sound like my(didnt hear the age) grand mom lol! i laughed my ass off in that moment 5 stars!
Konstipoju 5 years ago