Hypnocat the hypnotising cat

[Wyyrme]

I love how the category is news and politics and the tags include "bananna"

[grifflent]

Is this what you do at work?

Nice job.

[Someguy1103]

*beats cat with flyswatter* Damn cats....

[GoatBreeder0011]

This feeble cat is inferior to the almighty hypnotoad: watch?v=8AOfbnGkuGc

[PorkyAndTheGang]

...............Isn't circumference the DIAMETER times by 3.141?

[frickinchickens]

i love you.

[MyStillRemains]

Scariest shit of my life: my mouse stopped functioning and all I could do was watch this video...no way to close it

[CoffmanTron3000]

Even cat meows have accents in Australia.

[Greasedwood]

all glory to the hypnocat

[dighitalpinkgirl]

funny as hell

[Geraldtoo]

It would work better with a decapitated cats head,be alot funnier too!!!

[dighitalpinkgirl]

didn't work 

[Lemileant]

a furry somewhere has masturbated to this

[SirToire]

Dubstep?

[Bosterninator]

Tags: Cat, hypnotise, david, thorne, bananna?

[Isawabirdy]

All hail hypnocat

[Sunmayful]

is that missy?

[timothy22597]

"remeber"

[iinspectra]

Next time I buy a whole chicken when I'm at the shops, I'll know why.

[B0SProductions]

what is this I dont even

[wisefelipe]

I feel a bit weird...

[lookslikeiwin]

I skipped to the end and managed not to miss the "I can't believe you are still watching this" so I feel good about it

[InformerMaz]

"I can't Believe you are still watching this"

Hahahaha. xD

[Pusscatification]

anyone else think that this was another song from hypnocat the music artist?

[Danlchannel]

Hypnocat upset my kitten. Bad Hypnocat!!

[BrightonDubstep]

What did I just watch?

[Srurreal]

Hypnocat vs. Hypnotoad

battle of the centuries.

[Boy12Random]

that is so weird

[skippychick1]

hahahahah my 6yo & I are laughing coz it's true!!

[t6lazyboy9310]

"News and Politics"

[Keiaco]

It hypnotises 3 yr olds I had to watch this 4 times cause the kids saw it and wanted to watch it over and over. Then they wanted to know if they could watch it on TV! LMFAO

[torinoko]

We know that they know they can get away with anything. But we'll still let them.

[runnerup720]

hahahahhahahahahah that is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mbenner415]

Fuckin love this guy!

[cjpowerdcfc]

what a complete and utter foggot

[FourCreepingPuppets]

@cjpowerdcfc Hahahaha naaaaailed it

[ImTraiIz]

@cjpowerdcfc hahahahahahhahahaha

[sebdaneb07]

by the way this is fake because cats actually haate collars but 1:29 was funny

[J4CKTILLY]

Wtf

[darthsater24]

foggot

[kealoha46577]

Fucking stupid your obviously a fogg-I AM ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.

[KirbyCrazyFanatic]

Was it just me or did it sound like it was saying the words written on the bottom of the screen?

[Nevets123]

Was sitting at my computer when I clicked this video, I totally blacked out and when I awoke there was milk, cat food, and a mouse sitting dumped all over my desk. I later found out that I drove out and spent nearly $200 on an aquarium and nearly 30 goldfish. Fuck you David.

[WarblesOnALot]

G'day, I'm Bulbpowder's father. I agree with dottarchild's cat. You might like to try viewing my clip of a Budgerigar, actually hypnotising 2 dogs..!? All 3 "own" a retired Japanese- Language teacher, who always speaks to the dogs in Japanese. Who knows if that gave them the "Budgerigar-religion", which they obviously display? Also, lotsa Wildlife clips( eg, Wallaby at 10cm, & Bird-Snake fighting, etc) to be seen on my videos. Kangaroos & Koalas also good value.

[Bulbpowder]

My cat looked at me like I was violating his soul as this video played...

[CronaimThu]

Is that you making the cat noises?

[josephknightcom]

I don't know which is worse,

The fact that I'm commenting that the circumference statement is wrong or the fact that I watched this video long enough to see that the circumference statement is wrong.

You got me.

[CrotchConfidence]

@josephknightcom I can't believe that not only am I also guilty of those things, but that I then chose to scan through the comments to make sure that somebody else hadn't already noticed that the equation given would only get you halfway around Tom's head. I feel like such a fool.

[Voltec93]

Must obey.........

[TheNeonBlues]

Anyone else find it funny that it's categorised in News & Politics?

[SirCrouch1]

I swear this is just David making strange noises?

[emfranlew]

@SirCrouch1 Probably, he's one of those adults who haven't grown up yet, which I love.

[20ZZ20]

Even this makes me laugh lmao

[pleasemugmeimdumb]

Whoa my cat started meowing really obnoxiously like... 2 seconds after the video turned on

[AttackHak]

I keep on watching this thing... at least once a day.... god help me.

[MegaETA123]

Have never laughed so much. Now understand what my dear Tiddles is trying to tell me.

[guytenaerefe]

Amazing, I need this cat. Have been trying to convince my friends to read Pandora's Star and the rest of the commonwealth saga, to no avail. This cat is the key.

[mike99919]

so it seems Missy the Cat has moved onto bigger things...

[BillyBullshot]

Don't you multiply the diameter by 3.142?

Unless that was deliberate, in which case ignore this post.

[rimonino]

is it just me or does it sound more and more like someone's voice pitch turned way up as the video progresses??

[davethehostage]

GET ME SOME FOOD.

PAT ME.

BUY ME A NEW COLLAR.

PAT ME.

MURDER THE CHILDREN.

PAT ME.

[Clocked13]

LOL Lucius. :D



[14bessie14]

I found myself reaching out to pat it >.> XDD

[antagonist42]

WHERE'S THE DRUGS, LUCIUS?

[jaymesandtunic]

From: JaymesandTunic

Date: Sunday 06 February 2011 1.45am

To: David Thorne

Subject: Pussies and Food

Hello David,

After watching this video, I am fully aware of the fact that cats or felines as most call it, are always relatively hungry and need to be fed constantly. Even if I do not own a cat, I have decided to purchase cat food in the nearby animal store in the middle of the night for $13.99 and then proceed to seek out felines in our neighborhood by dawn.

JaymesAndTunic

[Accou25]

daim' its working. gone feeding mine.

[cinnalynn19]

Sounds like someone letting the air out of a balloon...I hope it was helium at least :S

[SmackedyDoo]

Every time it says "PAT ME" I melt. This shit works!

[wizzlewazzle223]

This video is.............GENIUS!!!

[Chesterthesocklover]

I'm still trying to figure out if this is actually a cat or a middle aged man making cat sounds.

Either way I'm worried.

[xCooki777]

I watched all of it. Twice.

[armymen4life]

My cat sounded like this :)

She died last month :(

[Knasfur]

@armymen4life

It died last month*

[ewetoob100]

When will you be releasing, The Making of Hypnocat???

[martrex2]

It's party time!

[inchaoswetrust]

PAT ME

[isveryniceyes]

I think the best part pf this video is that it's under the "News and Politics" category and that one of the 5 tags is "banana".

[tempjohn1111]

My cats love this video.

[phidgoode]

I can't stop laughing.

[jonathanpenguin]

Hypnocat is right. Pandora's star is very good.

[WORSHIPxCHAOS]

Obey

obey

OBEY

[factsforwhatever]

I couldn't believe I was still watching it, either.

[bubs5061]

Whilst this didn't work on me my cat had a spaz attack listening to this XD

[icutad2]

was anyone else starting to get aroused?

[PompousFlea]

haha this is so stupi- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT.

[Cumiwhm]

LOL if you listen closely he is saying "Pet me" etc

[Margipan123]

1:58 ... I cant believe your still watching this XD

[swiinka]

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOCAT

[CaptainCrane]

I can't figure out why I thought this was fucking hysterical.

[JGill93]

@CaptainCrane were you high?

[MrDahve]

i bet hes making the cat sound xD

[groznocp]

I started laughing when the video started xD

[jethro42o]

My cat loves this video! She listens very intently...she may be planning something.

[ahhigiveup]

@jethro42o my cat jumped up on the computer and was looking at the speaker - he wanted to know where the cat was

[NooTeeth]

lol sooooooooo random

[AlinaXbanana]

O god yes.

[MrRetlav]

OBEY!!!!!

[parabelll]

Most pointless video ever. I love it.

[iamsobored113]

MUST KILL REAGAN!!!

[vaderman0]

OMG. This is so stupid. all you who comment are retar - ALL OBEY THE HYPNO CAT

[KalilRubim]

now say for me Punch you =D...

[carslayer]

That was amazing.

[dasbaron68]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Equinewhispers]

hahahahaah

[QueenCrazy46]

Chloee

[Equinewhispers]

Nikkiiiii =D

[Fletcher699]

FIRST COMMENT w00t!