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  • Isn't this a brown recluse spider bite video from ebaums world?

  • AIDS.

  • "And so God made Eve from Adam's rib". lol

  • IF YOU WASHED YOUR FACE THEN THIS WOULD'VE NEVER HAPPENED NOW WOULD IT?!

  • Here are the questions everyone wants answers to. What the hell happened, why did you let it get to that point without going to the doctor, who's the chick and why is she moaning like a porn star, and why did you film it, but keep telling her to 'stop the camera'?

  • HOW THE FUCK DID HE GET THAT??

  • I'm just grateful that I've never had anything like that.

  • It's the best cyst I have ever seen on YouTube! It's the bomb! Oh nice playing of star wars in the back ground!...lol

  • Onde esse rapaz mora não há médicos???? Pombas!!! 

  • I've always wondered if it finally healed up and went away or if it killed the poor guy. That is really some misery. Hope he's OK now.

  • damn. just....damn.

  • My mom thought i was wacthing porn , because of your moaning .

  • It's Barf-errific!!

  • this was so nasty my foot hurts now.

  • listen hard around 4:00 you can hear star wars music in the background

  • I like how he comments how gross it is, but the fact that it's grown that massive on his face isn't an issue.

  • oooohhhh ;) seexxy ! xDD now ima go eat

  • O.e is he squeezing a boob full of milk cuz thats wat it looks like

  • The end is so nasty but....

  • Thats so fucked

  • when you start pulling on the puss and it doesnt fall off the zit, thats when you know its not a regular zit.

  • I was hungry, but now it's over.. :o

    

  • haha you can hear the star wars music in the background. but yeah man, you need a dermatologist

  • for some reason, i would love for one of my friends to get one, and let me pop it

  • he needs a dermontoligist

  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH­

  • WTF

  • @ 4:35 you can hear Duel of the Fates in the back ;)

  • BODY HORROR TO THE MAX!

  • i cant breathe

  • yo why the hell did u wait so long to clean it LMAO it looks like its been infected for months :P

  • @xzeppelinfan4everx nevermind didnt read the description lol.

  • @xzeppelinfan4everx maybe it's because hewanted to put it on the web... it might some kind of fetish

  • Quick, someone get the ruffles!

  • @XwittlemonsterX I ROFLED WHEN I SAW YOUR ANSWER XD

  • Yo...that shit on your face..got some shit on its face

  • I find this hard to masturbate to

  • The woman filming sounded like she enjoyed that VERY much with all her moans, her moaning as if she was being gangbanged made it very disturbing to listen to.

  • oh shit

  • That is not a fucking zit, E.T. fucking implanted his spaceship into this guys face and fucking had babies

  • How does something even get like that??? I don't understand, what did he do, rub pizza grease on that spot for a year straight?

  • He must have died after this from MRSA infection! DUDE GO TO A DOCTOR! ppl are so crazy

  • man u look fucked up!!!!!!1

  • guy seezing zit:I am your father

  • 3:50starwars

    

  • play it without video i cracked up stars wars in the backround just made it so much more epic

  • play it without video i cracked up

  • That chick sounds like she's getting banged.

  • @pappppie The "chick" sounds like a dude. Especially the part where he jokes that his worm isn't as big as the other guys worm.

  • @gerell9000 Ha

  • You needed a Doctor, not a cameraman.

    That is a horrid staph infection.

  • its like ur face had to take a poop. lol

  • Not a zit! Not A zit! Not A Zit! NOT A ZIT! That is a Sist you dumb butt ! Go to a doctor!

  • close your eyes and listen sounds like sexy time at the zoo ohohohoh LMAO

  • Its Like Vanilla Ice Cream!!! haha YOU ROCK!!! hahaha

  • Its Like Vanilla Ice Cream!!! haha

  • did they use a black light? lol it glowed

    

  • I remember seeing this video somewhere else a few years ago and reading that this was the result of a spider bite. I have no idea if it was true, take it for what you will.

  • It's a cyst.

  • MSRA

  • i would have chopped that bitch off,haha.

  • das ist ein spinnenbiss leute und keine cyste ....aber sowas hab ich noch nie gesehen......mann kommt da viel material raus hehe

  • dude u should have gone to the clinic lol they would have done a better job lol

  • hahahahaha man this is fucking hilarous. I love his reaction to it lol hahaha

  • do i hear star wars in the background?? lol

  • Fuck man UR sick.... Y U took soo long to do this shit!!!!

  • Why did he keep telling her to turn the camera off? So, he films that shit draining out of his jaw, but doesn't want anyone to see it in the sink? I especially wanted to see whatever that think was that came out at the very end. Lame...

  • wow. that was the best one i have seen yet....and dammmmmmnnnn u are sexy...

  • That was a boil.

  • Wozu der menschliche Körper fähig ist!? Ich wette das Ding hatte ein eigenes Gehirn! Echt sehenswert! Danke!

  • That is not a zit. It's an abscess.

  • its a worm:D

  • oooo fuck look like a worm

  • weren't you worried about why you had a golf ball sized KNOT growing on ur fuckin CHIN!! for however long it took to grow?? or did u just want to see what was inside....all i can say is PEW!!!!

  • weren't you worried about why you had a golf ball sized KNOT growing on ur fuckin CHIN!! for hoever long it took to grow?? or did u just want to see what was inside....all i can say is PEW!!!!

  • DUDE!! go to the Fuckin DOCTOR!!!!!!!!

  • What I wanna know is...why the fuck would you let it get that big? That shit doesn't just form that big lol it takes time for that.

  • Seriously, was that a worm at the end? did he have a maggot in there or something. Man, I feel for you. That was the worst thing I've seen here on You Tube. W.T.F.?

  • Seriously, was that a worm at the end? did he have a maggot in there or something. Man, I feel for you. That was the worst thing I've seen here on You Tube. WTF...

  • Hes not a pussy those things fucking hurt.

  • OMG How did this happen? Horrifying

  • How could you allow it to get that huge? You could have nipped it in the bad weeks ago.

  • Dude, do you think you should have seen a doctor?

  • uhm cool to bad the tweezers didnt do shiit

  • milk that face tit. lol

  • love the maggot coming out at the end lol

    

  • i would love to have 1 of those :)

  • just makes me wanna spread it on toast!

  • It's like tooth paste.

  • That is a boil! Not a Zit or Cyst or Abcess, Boils are alot more painful than a cyst. Boils throb and are tender to touch let alone squeeze. It hurts most when the core comes out.

  • Why am i even watching this ?

  • Ewww, that thing is gigantic! D: That' not a zit, it's a cyst!

  • That thing deserved a zipcode

  • @hnanny55 Amen

  • Y would u ever let something get that big before doing anythign about it?

  • what i want 2 know is...why is the HELL do people wait until their face or whatever body part gets THAT bad. no one said "hey...that bump on your face is getting reaalllllyyy big. and it actually looks infected, ummm you should get that checked out." wtf. common sense people.

  • that doesn't even look like a zit. or pimple or whatever it looks like a bad infection. have you heard of a doctor?

  • This would have been fantastically more gruesome if the camera hadn't distorted the color! Craziest one I have seen yet!

  • I've never seen someone fail so hard with a simple pair of tweezers.

  • These almost look lik infedtion from worms or other parasites. Was it truly just an extreme pimple?

  • it's a spider bite 

  • also, did anyone here star wars playing in the background?

  • haha, there's a boogey hanging from it!

  • I want zits goddamnitt not nasty ass abscess!

  • Dude I don't even think that's a pimple. It's a living beast on your jaw, I'd name him George. Er seriously.

  • @MrsGracyCullen101 I wouldn't call it "George", I would call it "Big Bertha"... damn thats just worse than taking a dump after eating 10 White Castles and Taco Bell.

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  • Nice drainage. I bet that was seriously a relief.

  • how the hell do you get a zit like this?

  • OMG i hate how these nasty bastards don't wash there face

    fuckin dirt bags

  • how do you get a zit that big and nasty????

  • @mgtss29 i totally agree its so gross but i keep typing zits in the search bar wtf!!

  • Good Job :D

  • fuck that!

  • i would wear a bag on my head. This is not a zit its a cyst and the manky tramp should have gone to the doctors way before this point!

  • It's a worm.. at 4:45 or somewhere around there she says "my worm wasn't as big as your worm"

  • @Aldoria92 It's just keratin growing in as a result of a spider bite. The worm joke is the guy filming making a dick size joke.

  • gross gross gross gross fucking gross! how could you even let it get to that point?! zits don't get that big overnight!!!!

  • Its not a boil or a zit at this point, might have started out that way but if I remember the original, it was a spider bite. But when it gets this bad, it's a full fledge staph infection. I should know, I have had 13 of them....two were bug bites, some from just the smallest ingrown hair...but the worst one is the blister that I had on my shoulder (took 2 hours at the hospital to drain and remove the entire pore folicle)

  • wtf was it no way that was a zit

  • so...i know its funny and reeeeeeeally disgusting and all, but...is he okay? no way that happened overnight...

  • hahaha i think i hear wow in the background

  • wow....this is .....omg lol

  • wooooowwww

  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BLEHHHH!!!

  • This is a Boil not a "Zit". If you wanted to drain it faster you should havetwisted the core out firt tHen drained the fluids. :)

  • yyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!

  • wow that mustve felt amazing to finally empty that sucker!!

  • looks like a fucking cyst

  • I would have seen a doctor a few weeks ago bud...OUCH.

  • burn the fucker off

  • shouldn't you go to the doctor? this is on your face, do you really want that infected?

  • That is definatly worth a 10 on the vile scale! Why did I watch that!? x

  • HE SHOULD OF PUKED!HAHAHAHAH!

  • This could be soooo many things. Here a few: SUPER infected zit. Abcess. Skin disorder (There are many) Or a human bot fly. Not the end how he said there were two holes and the solidness of the material towards the end. Not to mention the thing that came out at the end. My suggestion: Dermataligist stat. =]

  • How long did you go without cleaning your face to get THAT zit?

  • That guy was in desperate need of some antibiotics and a dermatologist! I work in a vet hospital, so I see a lot of disgusting things...this was hard for me to watch...

  • people say it a tumor

  • i like seeing stuffs like this! but this is not a zit. That's called boils. I guess he knows what he was doing, but it's still not safe because his tools are not sterile XD

  • hahhah it looks like his chin is taking a shit

  • ever heard of an absess dud coz thats what that is

  • HAHA it takes a lot to make me queezy...and that was rough :D

  • GO TO A FCKING DOCTOR OMG !!

  • lololol at parts it sounded like they were having some messed pimple sex.

    like :

    guy *squeezing zit* : fuck yea

    camera person: ohhh yaaa ~ !

    lolll :P

  • Time to go see a doctor, dude. Really, why would you let it get that bad?

  • Gotta love how everyone's first reaction is 'GO TO A DOCTOR' hahaha

  • Uh...ICK?

  • i enjoyed watching this with my club sandwich

  • dammmmmm ....... did you go to the hospital

  • Cut that thing open and pump massive amounts of hydrogen peroxide and rubbing alcohol into it. Wouldn't the intelligent thing to do with that thing is to see a doctor and have it removed in a sterile environment? And how the heck can you allow something like that get so big?

  • Why are people with massive tattoos and an overall redneck appearance plagued with this kind of problem?

  • son of a gun!  ew!

  • as if you wouldnt have gone to a dr before this point!!! stupid

  • This is disgusting, but really satisfying.

  • Awesome xD

  • what was it, a worm?

  • how do u get a zit that big omg

  • You know at the end of the movie 'Men in Black' where it zooms out and our planets are just marbles...

    Imagine the entire universe in that guys face that he just washed down the drain...

  • "that's fucking so nasty!"....did he seriously say that??? He let it get that big!!!!

  • WAS THAT A FUCKING LIVE WORM!?

  • It sure was, Billy. It sure was.

  • Nah man, it's part of the cyst. The "sac" that holds all the abscess and dead skin cells and such.

    I feel bad for the guy, a cyst that large on his face had to hurt.

  • what the fuck

  • I'm sorry, but he need to go to the doctor for this. He could have gotten a major infection.

  • that was awesome but dude ur a pussy

  • No it is not a spider bite. It's an infection of the cuticle... You need anti-biotics dude it would have never gotten that large if you took antibiotics.

  • i was sik no jk

  • just cut it open! i was screaming that at my laptop like the whole time...

  • i feel soo bad for this man..

    Holy shit.

    You have a PEACH growing on your face.

  • Nah its not a pimple, its a spider bite, the video is Norithy's Spider Bite

  • I think he lost a pound from all that stuff

  • good luck getting a gf mate xD

  • @tomb1272 I don't think he's is looking for a girl friend.

  • the guy is shttin from the cheek rofl

  • i think thats a cyst or something man..yuck

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  • dude you re in some deep shit over there .