Eddie Murphy - The Cookout

[Aqib09]

Greatest Comedian Of All Time!!

[cheermocha]

Greatest!!!!

[samson374]

To the 138 dislikes...if you don't like it? Then get the fuck out! (MrFaith636)

[Tommy1andonly]

e-sim.org/lan.26001/ join the fine game guys!!! :)

[Cypher796]

my shoe! ..... I'm half way down now help me LORD! XD

EDDIE IS A FUCKING COMEDIC GENIUS!

[falkruin]

Casue she is a fat hairy bitch!! LMAO!!!

[Valaneice]

Don't bring a big foot in my home around my chuurin

[Valaneice]

My Shoe



[Stellarmasterelite]

This shit got me all the way through each and every stressful exam - still does, in fact.

Eddie, I'm a 24 year old, grateful, but still-no-degree-having mothafucka.

[safewordswisschesse]

Its not scoobydoo motherfucker

[mzajbaby]

What happen ? ...aunt bunny fell down the steps......HAHAHAHA

[MetalHeadJimi93]

You missed me, bitch!

[EndlessLove4MJ]

"I know you are seven, I know you are seven, but you'd be a seven-year-old walking a dog with not house, motherfucker." LMFAO

[Actors317]

MA SHOE!

[Cherrylicious331]

Eddie!!! he quit stand up too early!!!

"i got drunk in my motherfucker kitchen, drinkin outta my glass in my motherfucker house!!!! I love u eddie

[pghlugosi]

funny, but painful, but funny

[varls1243]

GMMFAO!!! (giggle my motha fuckin ass off)

[krakenmaken]

This aint Scooby Doo Mother Fucker!!!

[bigshot197]

Eddie has stated that the uncle who didn't want anyone touching the grill was based on his uncle buster.

[FEARON1996]

you dont feed the motherfucker!

[pressbox1492]

blacks

[jamestoneyjr]

Man this is so funny. Classic

[mssucks3462]

You missed me bitch..lmfao

[dnllee22]

Brontosaur burger omfg LMAO

[LucasBernowski]

I wish he talked like that all the time lmao.

[Ringolero]

Seemed a lot funnier when I was young

[giodmx313]

136 dislikes from FAT HAIRY BITCHES !!!

[giodmx313]

My Shoe!!!! hahah

[Dancefloorbabydoll]

omg I have to pee XD

[anita60637]

He is so funny!!!

[calaisross]

brownasaurus lol

[dj011392]

"I'm half way down now help me Lord!" LMFAO!

[knvxygd]

the motherfuckerz come up with fish

[Freon420]

This ain't Scooby Doo motherfu**er!!

[bRadicalmagic1]

The best excuse for a reaI comedian I've ever known.

Iove ya Eddy ! ! !

[JTX44]

its a miracle some PETA freak hasnt flagged this video for th "kicking the dog" line.

[JTX44]

brontosaurs burgers! I recorded this off TV and had to hide it from Mom as a kid. back when it first came out

[jxstylezx45]

Classic....R.I.P. to the Funny Eddie Murphy..miss you Man! Past Eddie would whip Present Eddie's behind in comedy. And in real life. lol

[AgaMbadi]

"I said that's not lovely it's a PIECE-A-SHIT!"

[DamianMcGintyLover]

I like when he says LILLIAN THE BITCH IS FALLIN DOWN THE STEPS AGAIN! XD

[ButterflyLady59]

Lol!!!

[v1per187]

This is actually more sad than funny if it's true. Kicking a dog? :(

[akajohn14]

i watched this video again, this is 1st class hilariuos

[1Kidtendo]

mother fell down the stairs Ha! lol

[Aceact77]

i love it when the video is still playing and im scrolling down for comments i see the comment where he is just now talking about shows up at the same time

[OMEGAWATCHER96]

the shoe strikes again

[kaboom911xox]

u missed me bitch!

[TheJarhead22]

COCO.....WHERE THE FUCK IS HE GOING?!

[LandoMan09]

I"M HALF WAY DOWN NOW HELP ME LAWD JESUS PLEASE 

[Jason316Ind]

this was in 1983 and it made me LOL so hard!!

[acabr002]

This, aside from Raw, is the best stand-up I've seen from Eddie ever. I absolutely love this!

[GorretheMachinator]

Anyone else notice that Eddie Murphy's dad kinda sounds like Bill Cosby?

[AxAgent666]

Don't bring a bigfoot in my HOME! With my chilren!

[lakerfan2390]

THIS AINT SCOOBY DOO MOTHER FUCKA!!!

[lakerfan2390]

there should be a petition from the world demanding eddie come back to stand-up...it would have endless signatures

[Dakdizzy]

"Goony Googoo Mobile"

[yoyoyoyoshua]

Damn this would be the best cookout ever.

[myaccount00000001]

This is one of Ed's best performances.

[UTubeNazi]

I Walk to the Dog and I Kick The Mother Fucker, I Kick The Mother Fucker with everything I got Eddie, and the I giggle my Mother Fuckin Ass Off !!!

R-O-F-L-M-A-O-!

[natdafool]

I kick the mutherfucker and laugh my ass off.

[natdafool]

You'll be a 7 yr old walking the dog with no house. Lmao

[tecktonikboy13]

xDDDDDDDDD 6:54 best part ever WTF xDDDDDDDDD

[Keithaholic1]

Eddie was the BEST!!

[poppafunky]

i wonder how many times he says motherfucker????

[marcosgarcia25]

133 People weren't invited to the cookout!

[lanciavsmukuro123]

never watch this and eat spicy food...i did and i paid for it dearly

[pmyodb1]

Gooneygoogoo

[Pheonixofluck]

133 people drove away in the goony-gooMobile

[mansuurnorthboy]

I love eddie's dad voice

[DoubleAgent244]

6:48



[WTFMercenary11]

Best standup ever !

[WTFMercenary11]

eddie is a stand up legend! and disney took that from him!!!!

Larry the cable guy is next!!!!

[WTFMercenary11]

LILIAN!!!THE BITCH IS FALLING DOWN THE STEPS AGAIN!!!

Eddie get something cool for bunnys head.

what happened?

Bunny fell down the steps.

HAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!! Hey charlie aunt bunny was walking... and she was walking sown the steps...

(ch-ch) BOOM!

Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WTFMercenary11]

im fucking glad i got this on dvd

[Crokid09]

133 people have had their dog kicked before

[MillionDollarGirl44]

Watch this COCO!...WHERE THE FUCK IS HE GOING?!?!

[tbankz413]

7:30 TO END IS FUNNY AF!!XD

[canimbenimmj]

I use to record the soundtrack to a tape and listen all day this stuff. Everyday I wass laughing my ass off, cycling to school......love Eddie

[ebonysoul34]

this is funny nearly thirty years later. anyone who didn't think this was the funniest thing ever is obviously under six feet of dirt. i laughed until i nearly peed on myself. and i have seen this more times than i can recall. sometimes i wonder what eddie murphy would be like in standup today. with all the life experience it would be priceless.

[nicetna2010]

133 people tried to break the fall.

[44Fezzy]

And I Giggle My Mudda Fuckin Azz Off..... LoL

[bugs122490]

133 people are big foots. (Sorry couldn't help myself).

[co2min]

@bugs122490 it's ok.I'm really sorry for you



[bugs122490]

@co2min why are you sorry for me?

[co2min]

@bugs122490 Because you said you could't help yourself but write this "generic comment" which can be seen on every clip,and i'm sorry that you remained at this level.

[TheScepticalbooch]

133 people fell down the steps

[GialloHorror]

Ah, I remember this Eddie Murphy. He was fucking hilarious! Then he started fucking male prostitutes and doing Disney movies. Fuck Eddie Murphy now.

Much like everything else, Eddie Murphy was best in the 80's!

[nikko38m]

@GialloHorror, Aint shit wrong wit Eddie.. He was a straight up roastin ass nigga in the 80s... He's still one of the pioneers for our generations Greatest.. Goony Goo Goo..

[xxShatokoxx]

missed me bitch XD

[HammerMann16]

goonie goo goo LMFAO xD

[vieattlechick]

sometimes when Eddie does his dad's impersonation he sounds just a tad like a boater. XD

[groucho66]

Gooney google, motherfuckers.

[sezuor]

amazing

[MrOldskoolmetal]

133 people are 7 year old, walking the dog, no house mother fu@#ers

[Bigmandojr123]

super funny

[africannerdguy]

I think we just witnessed the origins of beat boxing

[MattBlackGuy]

the stair bit had me crying so HARRDDD XDDD *boombomboomboom* "my shoe.!!" *boombomboomboom* LMAO

[LordDisQo]

From 5:44 to the end is just gold.

[nosferotica1]

Am I the only one that thought he said "goolie goo-goo?"

[baldswagg79]

@nosferotica1 HE SAID IT LMAO!!!!

[nosferotica1]

He should've closed with this act. Very few stand up routines can make you laugh as hard the hundredth time you heard it as you did the first time you heard it.

His dad was probably the first character he ever performed, and it's fucking MONEY!

[dawnhaight]

best comedy EVER!!! I think the best 2 lines are "you'll be a 7yr old walkin the dog no house motherf***er" & "I bet she climb the f*** outta trees". Priceless

[FanOfPopCulture]

"Its a mutha-fucking ridiculous, Gus"

[WRK004]

This is the best part of an already hilarious stand up show. "This is my house. And if you don't like it get the fuck out".

[ChevyCamaro33]

Lord Jesus Christ help me Lord please Jesus please!!!!!!!

[MegaMicky1995]

OMG thumbs up if you barely failed to hold in your pee

[KillaBuStIn]

I nearly pissed myself laughing at this.

[Eddie62070]

"That's not lovely, it's a piece of sh!t!"...LOL :D

[corbynautumn]

GOONIE GOOHOO

[fletch2240]

"aunt bunny is comming to get me"

[TIROFO]

AUNT BUNNY IS A FAT HAIRY BITCH

[TIROFO]

"You'll be a seven year old, walking the dog, no house muthafucka" Best line EVER!!! LOL

[geekery15]

My face and stomach hurt. Eddie tore this shit up. I love it. My MOST favorite by him--so fucking hilarious. THANK YOU for posting!!!

[rodney1b]

@NeoJinn Richard Pryor did it to, with mud bone.. and he did it ALOT to.

[artvandalayuofl]

Goony Goo Hoo

[madgleefan101]

Liliian The Bitch Has Fallen Down The Steps Again Hahahahahahaha xx makes me wet myself haha :) :)

[Hotpink51]

Hes afraid of her because shes got a bigger mustache then his father! xD

[richster14]

Eddie stop crying or you can get out! I know you seven , but you'll be a seven year old walking a dog no house motherfucker ! XD LOL

[ochocincoTO]

goonie goo goo haha

[obsid1177]

Aunt Bunny got 133 people who dislike this video

[watermananne]

I laughed so hard, tears ran down my legs!!!

[CuZxImxPeRuViAn]

133 people are 7 year old walkin' the dog mutha fukkas

[Juicin2DaMax]

i tell you go a inch you go threes inches i tell you go four inches you go five give a nigga rope wanna be a cowboy gus

[demomoke]

133 people have no sense of humour.

[AxAgent666]

I want to see this in a MOVIE!! God, I'd die from laughter!!!

[anonymousent]

ONE OF THE GREATEST STAND UP ACTS .... EVER ..... ( Love when Eddie does HIS DAD'S VOICE ) ...." What is all that Fuckin' Noise ??? " ..... PRICELESS

[gnuz1957]

@anonymousent I woke up this morning to the sound of a riding lawnmower and that is the first thing I thought of.......ha ha ha ha!

[anonymousent]

@gnuz1957 LOL / hahahahaha

[biggerbman]

My Shoe!!! lol

[dadabear12]

Coco! Where the fuck is he going?!

[foolsgold41]

"wtf", so thats where we get that saying, "wtf"

[foolsgold41]

"fat hairy bitch", lmao! epic funny

[elthe3rd]

"GOONIE GOO GOO" LMAO

[oxycotton99]

seven year old walking the dog no house motherfucker LMFAO

[PurpleCloud619]

She can't climb a flight of steps, I bet she climb the fuck out of a tree though couldn't she Gus.

[japittrich]

Goonie Goo Goo

[TeteFutuito]

I wish Eddie would do stand-up again. He's a genius at it.

[SuperSkyNanners]

My Uncle Vinny does the same thing, because we go to his house every 4oJ. Its so funny

[Gauge131]

133 people needs to be kicked with all i got so i can giggle my mutha fuckin ass off

[africandude1]

somwhere in the world Samuel L. Jackson just motherfucking smiled.

[hippiechic71]

@africandude1 amen <3



[MrTurk1973]

...I kick the Muther F'n dog with all I got... then i giggle my Muther F'n head off... funny as hell...

[Brandonpeterg2Gmail]

My dad does the EXACT same thing!

[plainandsample]

@Brandonpeterg2Gmail hahahaa nice

[Dfuq1964]

I do this shit sometimes!

[rocklee833]

My dad did the SAME thing!

[Seashelldiver]

Shaved her down and taught her how speak.....OMG ! I bet she can climb the shit out of a tree ...can't she Gus ?

Eddie cracked me up with this skit, it's as funny as Richard Pryor's 20 minute Mudbone skit......

[PrepDogg]

Cuz she's a fat hairy bitch!

[RadioNuiPek]

eddie needs to make beverly hills cop 4...

[lostinnight100]

sanchez said get the fuck outta here! ha!

[seenalotabs]

"This is my house, and if you don't like it, GET THE FUCK OUT!"

Eddie Murphie is one of the greatest talents of all time.

[JViLLeSFiNeSt1]

she cant walk a flight of steps i bet she climb the fuck outa tree tho

[vonabaybee2014]

;; And Yer Wife Rips Down Tha Steps! Ahhaha

[TemptTheDragon]

AUNT BUNNIE IS COMIN' TO GET ME!!!

LMAO!!! HE'S AFRAID OF YOUR WIFE!!!

[EW8S93]

Thumbs up if you know how to spell YOU'RE in 2011

[jackineedo]

hahaha!!! I wish I grew up when he was on SNL!!! he's soo funny!! haha

[99zqx]

133 niqquaz is on crack!!

[danilewis82]

This has to be the funniest Eddie Murphy ever!!!!!!! BIGFOOT!!!!

[Keithaholic1]

I laugh sooo hard when I see this!!

[skyhigh191]

this is too funny lol

[MulahGangKane]

"That's not lovely it's a piece of shit!" lmaooo!

[JunFan1127]

133 fat hairy bitches watched this video.

[BlueBlart]

You can take your hairy fatass wife mustache bitch out the fuck, you could go upstairs and get the motherfuckin dog, and scoop up the shit, and take eddie, and get these motherfuckin long, angela davis afro wearin motherfuckin kids of yours, and put them in the motherfuckin gonnie goo goo mobile, and get the fuck out. And if my wife dont like it, she can get the fuck out too! You missed me bitch!

[Doca]

@BlueBlart

Thanks but I didn't ask for subtitles motherfucker.

[Boogyman4050]

Best part of Delirious. Hate to say it, but Eddie Murphy is/was a better comedian than Richard Pryor. I still love Richard though. Always will.

[pizzachocolate13]

whats goony goo goo?!

[Tom6093]

And I swear to God.  The two Kids came up with fish in their mouths and said, " Goony Goo goo."

[FredericaBimble]

He is so right! That was my dad!

[DreMurf313]

& if my wife don't like it she can get the fuck out too! Shh, shh, whoosh!! U missed me Bitch!!

[ecoawesome213]

132 people are half saquach gunni goo goos

[ronniehughes172]

ahh man i remember bein a kin n goin back to grade school talkin all kinds of crazy shit!

[adamtzsch]

It's not lovely, it's a piece of shit.

[telltalemse]

i have this whole tape, this is the best thing ever.

[yukisbaby11]

lol !!!!!!! oh lord jesus heplme plez jesus lpez

[leachie666]

The funniest stand up EVER. Eddie PLEASE DO ANOTHER LIVE STAND UP.

[monkadelic13]

131 ppl were aunt bunni's friends