Twilight "Saga" Spoof- New Moon/Eclipse/Breaking Dawn

[RABid07tc]

@daniking333 Sorry you must know more about vampires to be able to matter here

[RABid07tc]

Clairs 50% vampires this Sunday Sunday Sunday

[RealJohnOh]

323 of his sparkles made a youtube acc and hit the dislike button.

[thekissofdeath149]

So funny! I love it so much!

[jazziebabe89]

i busted in tears when i saw "Jacob" lol

[photographerinmaking]

It's like there's a magnet in your face attracting my hand :')

[SammyxBabyy]

BEST fucking parody yet, milk came out of my nose! LMFAO ROFL

[cookiemonsterwuvsyoo]

ur gonna break his sparklessssssssssssssssssssss

[cookiemonsterwuvsyoo]

goooooooooooood looooooooooooooood innnnnnnnnnnnnnnn heaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaven

[RealJohnOh]

I spit out my noodls when i saw this XDDD

[ALICELOVERable]

Soor but boring at the beging

[AnnieDomDom]

Edward looks like he has a carrot in his ass. :))

[freshola]

i think i found the joker!!!!

[daniking333]

why does everybody hate sparkling vampires....whats the point of beign a vampire if you die on sunnlight...-.-

[emptyhate]

@daniking333 A bad-ass burst of flame followed by an epic explosion, accompanied with awesome music.

[EnemyKing5]

@daniking333 Vampires dying in sunlight is part of the lore of vampires. When a vampire goes into the sun they are suppose to die, not turn into a homosexual.

[daniking333]

@EnemyKing5 I know that but isnt it stupid??

[EnemyKing5]

@daniking333 Isn't superman turning mortal when he's near kryptonite stupid?

[daniking333]

@EnemyKing5 yes it is XDDDDDD



[SILVERX11]

How the fuck you "break sparkles"?

[vick10122008]

The chick is very pretty

[ArabGotSwagg]

O no don't worry dad he's not that kind of vampire. He just sparkles...

[kong33]

I suck cock, and this is hysterical

[greenday7724]

hahahaha love this video!

[Bartfan16]

Best video ever!!!!

[superjervis]

Guess Edward looks fail in any video

[95KLady]

"But, but don't worry dad no he's not that kind of...vampire...he just sparkles" haha

[moviemaina45]

i luv twilight and ill admit some parodies r funny but this one isnt good at all

[amechiburutalmurder]

hillarious

[Swannrbtz]

Seen this on  leakedmovies . biz

[SuperDuperLightHog]

great, but the actors playing Edward and Bella need to work on their impressions, they are showing too much emotion lol. Naw but really, this is hilarious. I fucking love this.

[oteororaven]

Finally! Someone who hates this godawful Twilight shit as much as I do. Sometimes I think the world has really gone mad when I see people religiously admiring and sighing over vampires that sparkle. They've managed to successfully ruin not only vampires but werewolves as well.

[Dabigbang69]

that chick cant act for shit i am sorry to say

[reppinthatseattleblu]

damn the girl is attractive...

[rockybeagleful]

lmao, "if i wanted you to open your mouth, i would take out my d%&$ !" hahaha

[xxxRICKTOFENxxx]

"It's like there's a magnet in his face that keeps attracting my hand" * slap slap * XD

[chrisvining]

313 people Broke their sparkles!

Count Cockula!!!! F@#King epic!

[DarkSlayer5722]

It must be so hard for this people not to laugh

[DarkSlayer5722]

a big fucking faggot lmao

[xXJuggalletteXx]

I like Twilight, and this is funny as FUCK

[MollieDavitoevxs1]

Watch it online at  leakedmovies . biz

[devinbeast100]

haha

[ichikax]

1:23

[bigboy199748]

From 0:00 to 0:17 awkward staring lol.

[jbcool4ever]

I regret ever deciding to take a peek at this. This isn't a parody, this is just mean & childish.

[Garshootr]

Holy shit!!!!! That was awesome!!!!!!

[TheBoxerStockman2]

if i wanted u to talk ill pull out my dick

[Hope4BestPlan4Worst]

"if swallowing semen made you vampire, your mother would be a fucking nosferatu" I CHOCKED FRM LAUGHING

[DamnCrazyEmoshers]

Vampires aren't cupcakes!

Made me lol xD

[kidfrost221]

2:43

nuffsaid



[kidfrost221]

lmao a BIG FUCKING FAGGOT!!

[supnig1000]

3:23 oh thats so funny!



[randomisraelite]

"A BIG FUCKING FAGGOT THATS WHAT ITS CALLED!!!" hahahaahahahaha

[aHairyWhiteGuy]

"What are you going to do!? Glitter at me!!?"

[DarkDragon9275]

"I'm disowning you. Its called a fucking dog, not a werewolf. get Outta my FUCKING house." lololol.

[conradzero]

Wow. I'm sorry that there isn't a "REALLY REALLY LIKE, HELL YEAH!" button....

[junj03]

count cockula lmao

[Bluemgwes]

The girl that plays bella in this video is wayyy hotter than Kristin Stewart.

[LissiiWebber]

EDWARD IS A FAIRY!!!

[AznkidHD]

I love how this guy talks. I remember him from Batman Interrogation Spoof

[april6299]

u fucking SPARKLE,U FUCKING SPARKLE

[Granola2420]

Dayum dat guh be lookin' FINE!

[MmeKristen]

This isn't even funny.

[lexandash37]

SPARKLE MOTION!!!?!?!? omg that is so funny!!!

[420benj]

its like theres a magnet in his face that keeps attracting my hand lol

[M3Xamillion]

thumbs up if you see the joker in the dad

[PGpyromaniac2489]

"What are you gonna do? Glitter on me?!"

"Ahhh!!"

1.5 mins later....

"I'm disowning you....."

LOL

[killzoner13]

Count Cockula !!!

[motleygrl1997]

This is the best thing I've seen in my whole life ROFL LMFAO LOL XD

[redxunicorn]

Started out funny, but you really went too far with the extreme amounts of homophobia. Insulting sparkly vampires is fine, but no need to insult gay people.

[debjean63]

Love it, love it , love it, LOL.......

[davzz101]

SPARKLE

[EvilGamertactics]

I AM DISOWNING YOU GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!! NOW I AM DISOWNING YOU GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

[evilpandoraa]

Glittering Little Gay Boy. xD

[thetruthsebree]

Count cockula!!!

[doomvillian2]

what do you guys do for fun share foundation

[TheSpongeruss1]

BEST QUOTE EVER Vampires aren't cupcakes you can't order them with sprinkles

[randomisraelite]

@TheSpongeruss1 im telling you that part killed me XD

[chris7sk8r]

A year later and this is still hilarious!

[NightyNightVideos]

@MonkeyandApple Dude I am a huge fan, but i fucking love this! Thanks for being straight up. HAHa

[reeseslightning11]

The girl who's spoofing Bella is a better actress than the actual Bella! LOL!

[MrTheMarkerz]

YOU FUCKING SPARKLE!

[sana789]

LOL. the enddd. hahaha

[elvissg]

4:00 :D:D:D

[slipknot5759]

hahaha

[AdamColemanDaniels]

LMAO I am disowning you.

[MySexydoctor]

I love this

[deucecake54]

haters gonna hate!

[gaaraanime5]

The facial expression after "it's actually very serious... if I go out into the sun, I could burst into sparkles" made me laugh my ass off.

[EnticingAriel]

I'm disowning you. Get the fuck out, and take that fucking dog with you. It's not a fucking werewolf, it's a dog.

Bella's a ditz e_e

[fearchoppy]

I would preferd that you were fucking a bat, a literal bat. I would rather hear that my only fucking child was engaging regularly in beastiality, than to hear you bring this special olympics, Dysney Channel, faggot vampire into my home and call him a boyfriend. I would prefer to see bat wings flapping outside your couder lips. :) hahahahahahahahaha LOL best monologue part ever

[MrBennytheBowl]

Sparkle Motion? Wasn't that the dance band from Donny Darko?

[elloco204]

HOLY SHIT I DON'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I LAUGHED SO HARD!!!

[LukeLovesRose]

This is still so perfect!

I mean, really think about it. In hindsight, could there be anything more GAY than a vampire that sparkles... like he or she has glitter on them??

[ArcaneCricket]

... I'm disowning you. Get the fuck out...

He was at a loss for words :P

[Xerolsis]

"You fucking SPARKLE, YOU FUCKING SPARKLE you are in NO position to give threats, of any sort, to anyone, ever, you fucking sparkle.." - Message approved

[xDarkxHorizons]

If sucking semen makes you a vampire your mother would be fucking Nosferatu XD LOL.

[aprill6299]

Let me tell u something U FUCKING SPARKLE

[starxlz]

hahaha... :P nice twist at the end :)

[CrazedFan45]

cock must be a delicacy in translvania

wait did u just call my daughter a fucking spider monkey

[daylonsmaster]

you give me hope that the world is not completely fucked and overly populated with twilight fangirls

[d1v4dPwnz]

"God dammit just fucking looking at you makes my balls boil in fury" LMFAO!!

[LewLew666]

My cheeks are sore yet I continue to replay this video. By far the best spoof out there!

[LunaXthegreat]

Just looking at you makes my balls boil with fury.

This was so funny.

[ninjadude1021]

any male who sparkles at any point of the day is not called a vampire... its called a faggot.... a big fucking faggot!!!

[BugBunny359]

The dislike bar on this video is like lady gaga's penis, really short and shouldn't be there.

[Abstract012188]

@BugBunny359 Now that is comedy lol

[LordHannigan]

this wasn't that funny.

[d1v4dPwnz]

@LordHannigan ask anyone here if they care.

[LordHannigan]

@d1v4dPwnz Ask me if I care what they think.

[d1v4dPwnz]

@LordHannigan I asked first god dammit

[LordHannigan]

@d1v4dPwnz Yeah but I don't give 2 shits about it.

[d1v4dPwnz]

@LordHannigan oh shit then can I be your friend since your so cool. lol. Your fun to screw with

[KingGingerbread5O]

Whatever happened to actual comments? Good video, it was hilarious. Excellent work.

[AislingDream4]

a vampire has more tan than charlie?! lol. Eddy has lipstick, and I love the way he pouts. its halairious

[speshulEDuc8shuner]

Where da hell did u find da edward look a like?? Lol puppet head!

[skate110011]

sparkle sparkle get out of my fucking house ...

[EfrainDiaz14]

What are you gonna do...glitter on me???ssspppsss...Nooooo!!!!!lo­l

[wheatthins101]

sparkle motion haha

[DIEGO5KILLJOY]

Omg man this shit mad me cry this is the most funniest shit I had ever saw in my life. " U ARE A FAGGET" this need more views

[atomichead777]

this needs more views right now!!!!!

[angela15517]

Dude I just gotta say you are one of the funniest mother fuckers on YouTube, I was introduced to the Batman Interrogation spoof, and I literally laughed till I cried. Same with "what're you gonna do, glitter at me? NOOO" lol fave part I thought I was gonna piss myself! PLEaSE keep up the good work Hun, you are a comic genius! Much love!

[MGottiJ]

I'm disowning you. Get the fuck out of my house!

[QuiteTootsie]

Best Video Ever!!!!!!!

[GingersHavNoSouls1]

268 people sparkle



[lefsekitty]

He... fucking... SPARKLES. He. FUCKING. SPARKLES. HE FUCKING SPARKLES!!

hahaha lmao

[youcheatyouwin]

Twilight breaking dawn is the best movie ever! I love the books and the movies the characters are soo amazing! But breaking dawn wow!! its been out online for a few days, its pretty good quality - bit.ly\BreakingDawnPT2 xx

[laxbro21496]

Sprakle motion haha I laugh everytime I see this

[poetry551]

shes waaaayyy cuter than kristen stewart

theres a megnet in his face that keeps attracting my hand

[Koolk951]

If I wanted you to open your mouth, I would of pulled out my dick

[TheRawrMonstah]

@Koolk951 thats not what he said he said i would take out my dick..You failed

[Hobzicle]

@Koolk951 take out my dick#



[Kkyyrruu]

This was full of WIN! The best parody ever! Not the same old bullcrap done over and over you took a different and hilarious approach! I loved this dad. This is how he should of been XD

I love you an this video <3333333

[SaRa212387]

lmfao soooooo fucking funny..i love the look on his face @ 4:35.. "vampires aren't cupcakes , you can't order them to come with sprinkles" hahahaha "what are you gonna do?? glitter at me??"

[matabe182]

the dad just said everything i would say to him lol

[Renegadeheathen]

twilight...a girl's choice between necrophilia and bestiality

[SincerelyPsych]

Dad stop your gonna brake his sparkles! Lmbo!

[poetry551]

is it just me or does this bella look hotter than the movie version???

[killbullet456]

sparkel motion

[SRH911]

I like how Edward's lips look like an anus through this entire video.

[DeadMouse32]

lol spongebob reference

[CrystalAnimes]

Edward -"It's Actually Very Serious, If I Step out in the Sun, I Could Burst into Sparkles"

Her Dad- "O_O"

*Slap*, *Slap*

LOL hahahaa

[OhDianaCanScream]

His. Face.

[Lilpimpbrad]

"if i wanted you to open your mouth..... I would take out my dick"

lol

[ALLENatorTKY]

this is way better that the original because the girl is actualy hot

[svgcr]

that´s the joker in the batman spoof! that dude is hilarious

[RobeeBarrera]

Girl is hot as hell. Damn

[MistahChoww]

U FUCKING SPARKLE!

emo burt lol

[rholt370]

GImmi this chicks name and address so i can go get her and marry her ass!

[Dualman101]

4:35. thts jus priceless

[Dualman101]

thts it. im dissowning u. get out of my house! lol nt rite!!

[ricecurrylife]

4:23 made my life lol!

[malinko35]

That girl's pretty hot.

[AnggyPants]

Count Cockula. bahahahahahahaha

[Kossokei]

You guys have GOT to be kidding me if you want to rant about how this video is bashing gays. I think this is fucking hilarious, and I for one are in favor of homosexuals -of both kinds- There's no way in hell fire fucking brimstone that this video is being serious. And if it is, then shit, but seriously, this is all parody, and is meant for entertainment, not a fucking "Ban the gays" PSA. Seriously.

[WookieRooker]

Stephinie Meyer made 258 accounts to dislike this account

[TheWiteboi16]

Fuckin funny

[popo55ify]

i hate twilight

[hullboy116]

Quite possibly his funniest video yet. I also hate that series and I agree 100% with everything that he said.

[jenniferrobles23]

@hullboy116 i also have to agree, on the major dislike of twilight. that vid was freakin' hilarious!!!

[zero777ph]

countcockula hahaha

[PorschaWax]

That was the stupidest video I've ever seen!!!! U need to shut up u faggot!!!! Lol haha

[Twilightpullipbooks]

LOL!

[thoughtsthroughsound]

by far the funniest thing that you have done, there's just so much uncalled for anger!!!!

[JohnnyRockerman]

XD i'd quote wut i like best but it was all funny! haha didnt see it coming. "Oh I have no doubt he consumes DNA!" lol another good spoof! I hate Twilight too. ha

[OfficialJabberwocky]

hahahaha

[surge413]

fukking funny as hell ctfu!

[kidzaul]

ahahhahhaha

[travyboy70]

wow i liked this video at first until it was starting to bash gay people.

[PATHERAPBEAST]

@travyboy70 Fuck Gay People

[wolfphoenix813]

250 people had their sparkles broken

[XxSpRiTeZzxX]

I about died when she brought another boyfriend home.XD

[Ablissabiss]

XD Dude he looks like the Edward Barbie!

[OmgItsCHEEZ]

This is a win.

[lindonsin01]

"that's how you treat a f****t honey" (smack repeatedly) this video made me physically sick! You claim not to be homophobic, yet the hate u represent in this video is disgusting and evil. I'm taking it upon myself to protest against this video by (dislike), reporting, sharing it with friends who also find it vile! They will be doing the same!

[Yeaahright]

Genius rant!!!

[MyBaxter01]

major lollage

[DarlingRastaAnika]

DUDE I'VE WATCHED ALMOST ALL OF YOUR FILMS AND DUDE I WANNA SMOKE WITH YOU SOO BAD!!!!!

[dsblink182]

Viewer 220,000

[RockStarNorthSide]

i HATE faggots!!

[AlixMurder]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo omg i NEVER laughed so hard in my life!!!!!!! xDD

[DracoJackson]

lol