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  • 00:06 FIRST OFFICIAL FRENCH THE LLAMA ♥

  • NO PANTS!

  • A worse version of a wedgie..... Oh John....

  • "Nerdfighters, I love you. Hank...you are also pretty cool." Aww John.

  • Hey Hey! Hey Hey! Off John's legs the pants must stay!!!

  • Please wear pamts

  • None of the pants!

  • You have skinny legs.

    STOP SAYING THAT YOU'RE FAT.

    You..you...mammering dread-bolted vassal!

    Oh, and John?

    DFTBA.

  • NO! NEVER WEAR PANTS!

  • Yay, the explanation of FTL :D

  • first french the llama <3

  • Oh, French the Llama, I've been waiting for you.

    I love the random origins of these things.

    FTL FTW.

    ^French the Llama for the win. =)

  • When I watched this I didn't even notice that he said French The Llama. It was just normal to me. This is EXACTLY what he wanted. He's won...

  • FTL, yeah, you should buy an island.

    No, you don't need to wear pants, this is YouTube, not a country club.

    MORE PUFF.

    And Willy. Of course :P

    Not that this matters now that it's a couple years later, but I thought I'd put in my two cents regardless.

  • So THAT'S where 'french the llama' comes from!

  • At the beginning, I expected him to say "Does it hurt like waxing your chin?" 

  • And so "French the llama" is born...

  • No, you shouldn't wear pants, John.

  • And a meme was born...

  • noooooooo John you did NOT just say -mumus- Q.Q [that means something... different. In german. & it's forbidden to show them on YT. Luckily ôÔ]

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  • im a nerdfighter!!!!! n i love you tooo

  • Sorry this is way off topic but i couldnt help thinking about what the puff would be like when wet

  • french the llama was first used on my birthday last year!

  • @paigeolivia1220 Which video is that? I seem to have missed it somehow.

  • @greengirllover this video

  • PUT SOME PANTS ON MAN!

    and more question Tuesday or whatever. tats my fave!

  • MATTIE BOOSH. That guy is like, my favorite amatuer vlogger. I just wanted to say I am so close to finally have watched all of the vlogbrothers videos and this saddens me, but I must press on.

  • When I was little, and our teachers would say "your right, my left", I thought your left side change as you got older. bahahaha.

  • You know in england pants means underpants :D x

  • @Annsterz My brother found out that there are islands in the Pacific that are about $200,000 each, which is pretty cheap if we were to start a country. :D

  • We need to buy an island and make Nerdfighteria a real country. Seriously.

  • shit video

  • iota

  • boring

  • @WEareSPARTAAAA Nobody exactly asked you if you thought it was boring, did they?

  • I would give this video one star if i could lol

  • It's safe to say I love you guys much too much.

  • I like french the lama way better! I am now going to use that in real life for things I dislike instead of rasberry bubbles.

  • WE LOVE YOU TOO!!!

  • U don't blink even once.. That's so weird.. Lol

  • I think that all the nerdfighters should give like ten dollars say and then we could use that money to ethier

    A. Decrease world suck or

    B. Buy a island and call it nerdfigteria.

    This is the only thing that I want from life. =)

  • John, I love your news commentaries/ simplifications. I think that it would be amazing if you did more of them!

  • You said KassemG wrong :(

  • "French The Lama!

    The square root of negative 1 is a letter?"

    seriously, I almost choked in my Ben & Jerry's when you said that XD

  • Congradulations on your success!

  • ONE  MONTH!!!! :OOO

  • Point of interest: FTL is also the technology which allows the Battlestar Galactica (and any other space vessel in the BSG universe) to go super fast.

  • @enya0742: it's actually just "Faster Than Light" I believe. Stargate Universe uses that term as well :)

  • "French the Llama!" Best expression ever!

  • Is your not-wearing-of-pants realated to the Forum being called "My Pants?" Are all of your pants online forums? That'd sure be interesting :)

    Congrats on Parenthood

  • How about "Shakespeare Week"....or...or....a makeup tutorial!  A Shakespearean makeup tutorial.

  • Hank's not cool...Hank's jokes :)

  • Hey, John, how's your shoulder now? Looks like it could be impingement syndrome. Rest, ice, and NSAIDs...and keep making great brotherhood.

  • mor ftl

  • holy crap!!! january 20th is my birthday!!! yay!!! awesome coincidence. :]

  • Buy an island!!!! Buy an island!!! Buy an island!!!! Buy an island!!! Buy an island!!!! Buy an island!!! Buy an island!!!! Buy an island!!! Buy an island!!!! Buy an island!!!! Buy an island!!!! Buy an island!!!! Buy an island!!!! Buy an island!!!! Buy an island!!!! Buy an island!!!! Buy an island!!!! Buy an island!!!! Buy an island!!!! Buy an island!!!! Buy an island!!!! Buy an island!!!! Buy an island!!!! Buy an island!!!! Buy an island!!!! Buy an island!!!! Buy an island!!!! Buy an island!!!!

  • January 20th is the day after my birthday!

    and i suggest buying an island.

  • FRENCH THE LLAMA! You're going to be a father!

    Congratulations ^_^

  • Hm... Some suggestions:

    - Baby Cameo's!

    - Since Phil is closing his show, I'd love for you to have a news show so you can become my newspaper too!

    - Question Tuesday's!

    - ISLAND?!?!?!

    - Pronounce Kassem's name correctly.

    - Brotherhood 2.1! Brotherhood 2.0 except with a set schedule. Monday- Random, Tuesday- Question Tuesday/50 Blanks (In the spirit of 50 Jokes), Wednesday- Song, Thursday- News of this week, and Friday- Random and optional.

  • French the Llama- Imma make a T-Shirt. Please wear pants.

  • More French the Llama!!

  • do more project of awesome type things!!

  • January 20th!!! That's 6 days after my birthday!!!

  • i kind of miss john's sunday news videos.

    and definitely look into buying an island.

    (if islands aren't an option, perhaps we could adopt a highway? or maybe purcahse a star? just a thought.)

  • maybe you should wear pants... we love you 2!!!!!!!!!

  • i would suggest a new way to reinvent yourself, but i can't think of a way myself to make this channel any more awesome... except french the llama thats amazingly awesome

  • i have imaginary numbers....square root of negative 1...

    BUY AN ISLAND!!!

  • John and Hank should be more active on the ning, actually having conversations with people.

    I also love the vids where John discusses political issues, (or other society related) they are very informative.

    There should be generally more interaction between john, Hank and the nerdfighters: more awesome projects and nerdfighter meetings....and international nerdfighters should be included better in them (and they should remember that there's nerdy life north from Germany and Amsterdam. ;D)

  • More projects and news ;D (coughandthebabycough)

    Loved p4a.

  • I enjoy the news and John talking about books!

  • ..Do one more Happy dance thing! PLEASE! Love ya! ^^

  • french the llama!!!

    please buy an Island!!!! LOL

    you are awesome!!

  • More news, and I want to see the baby!

    and French the llama should be a word I can look up online and I would find it's definition. DFTBA

  • I'm so excited for the new baby!

    ...hopefully he/she will be born in January (unless he/she has a problem with that month and goes for February), and then we can be January buddies!

    ...only a few more weeks!!! ^_^

  • how did you get that scar on your leg?

  • John, thanks for making my day. "French the llama!" I love it.

  • i very much enjoy when you cover news =}

    its hard for me to watch. like. a news show on t.v.... because i am distractable >.>

    but you speak nerd speak well and it helps keep me entertained =D

    so yes, more news x}

  • i love you too.

  • I think the nerdfighters should work to come up with a witty slogan that you can have at the end of the video/in one of those little bubbles that reminds us to rate. Because most of the time I forget to rate videos, but I think we should be clever-er about it than just saying to rate. We need a codeword for it!

  • More baby, more Willy, more french the llama

  • Cameo should definitely make more cameos. [=

  • definately more interaction, funny, and... well... all of the above. Just don't FTBA

  • I don't really love you but would french kiss you (and the lamma) if asked. Though I didn't do a P4A I did qualify for more than half of them. I didn't know I was that needy. As for next year.....'less pants, more leg shaving'!

  • You should read your books!

    I agree with MyBabyBenson! More question Tuesdays, 50's in 4 minutes, and songs!

  • FRENCH THE LLAMA!!!

    Regardless of what Hank says, it's gonna be a thing. We will make it so.

    We should definitely buy an island.

    You should not wear pants.

    If at all possible, I know you're both busy and miles apart, but if there could be more Green brother togetherness, that's what I'd like to see.

  • I love the news! (especially international news) You get so passionate about it!

    Also, I love hearing about new projects/charities you discover.

  • pants are always optional.

    with underwear however . . . this is not the case.

    All I want to see more of is your beard, because people think I look like you with a beard. But we all know that really it is YOU that looks like me.

    Oh, and I want to see more of Hank. I think that way he may get more viewers and stuff . . . he's complained about that quite a bit. I dunno.

  • Don't change a thing! We love you as you are!

  • I seem to be in the minority, but I find news with peanut butter or toilet paper distracting. Straight news the way you tell it is better.

    I don't like the punishments (too much sympathetic pain). I loved the Happy Dance project - more stuff like that would be cool.

    Hank should include his cat more, like John includes Willie.

  • French the llama! Why would you wear pants?! Pant wearing does not encourage the making of little yeti's......

    More blurbing book club... well.... any at all is more.... so i guess just... Blurbing book club!

  • I like when you simplify and add humor to new stories,so please keep that. I would like the "brothers" to be more disperse. Like Hank/John/Hank/John instead of the whole week of John then whole week of Hank. More interaction would be cool.

    FTL DTFBA

  • i like when you explain complex news stuff. it makes it much much easier to understand instead of going and reading a few articles about it. plus you make it fun. ={D DFTBA

  • You TOTALLY need more funny.

    MORE FUNNEH!!!!!! >=D

    Though you're pretty funny admittedly...

    More question Tuesdays and those 50's in 4 minutes...

    And truth or fail.

    Yes truth of fail!

  • i've been rather disappointed with the lack of

    (a) guest stars and

    (b) dancing llamas

    i think these would provide major improvements, don't you agree?

  • i want blurbing book club!

  • More books, news, nerdfighter projects and general ridiculousness.

  • more literature!! i miss john giving book recommendations and delving into the depths of his book collections to bring us wisdom.

  • You guys rock! I just got Hank's albums they're awesome! I was thinking of a few things, for one, on youtube I see that cool "What's going on here" and I was thinking you could also consider adding a little color or change your channel picture to make it more "Brothers" Also, I really like some of the random things you've done over the years like Hank's 50 jokes, John's world news and trying to find his childhood girlfriend, fun and random stuff like that! Happy new year! :DFTBA

  • more book stuff and you should definitely buy an island

  • Wear less pants. That is how you should reinvent yourself, John.

    I always really liked the book club thing. Do more of that?

    Lol. More John Green. :D

  • more book clubs

    more question tuesdays

    more 50 ___ in 4 minutes

    more John Green rants about stuff

  • this this this this THIS.  Exactly.

  • yes, i agree with songinthepocket...more book club events! I can't believe you didn't tell us all about baby nerfighter until Sarah was already like 8 months pregnant! congrats to you both again, i can't wait to meet the nerdy infant (through pictorial means of course...) :)

  • I loved when you did that book review of Catcher In The Rye, so you should totally do more of those!

  • I want your opinion, as a writer, on the Kindle and what it will do to books. Will it be like what the iPod did to music?

  • I want to see Hank's Target punishment =)

  • I want more news stuff, and more book stuff..like the reading you did of Kurt Vonnegut.

    Oh..and songs...they make my day!!!

    DFTBA

  • more book stuff! like what you did with the catcher it the rye :D

  • Please keep the song! It makes me smile everytime I hear it. It'd be great to have more news. But either way you guys never FTBA.

  • no pants. Yes Island. More Nerdfighter challenges that target and destroy the evils of world suck. More Books? Morre Songs. Baby!

  • NO PANTS >=D

  • More songs, more interaction, more projects, and MORE WILLY!!!!!

  • I believe you are awesome already. Why change a winkitty thing? Well, there could be more book group stuff, That'd be another facet of winkitty to add to vlogbrothers. That's all I can think of.

  • I love that your advice was not to have sex until forty-two, but you are not yet forty-two and are having a child.

    And don't tell me that the two phenomena aren't related.

  • more news! this is probably the only time i actually listen to any form of news. enthusiasm like yours is so badly needed to get people to change and be more awesome.

  • JOHN! I want to see more zebras! Zebras are awesomtastic!

    Oh, and Maybe the videos should have more about movies, tv shows and stuff. That would be nice. =)

  • @tinngrinn ZEEEEEEBRAS Win.

  • @SamtheViciousZebra I KNOW! ZEBRAS FTW!

  • French the Llama! Now I'm going to keep saying French the Llama instead of Oh my God. Nice. Good job John.

  • BUY AN ISLAND! we can stop AIDS in our own little country and sell the cure so we can y'know.....cure everything else with our combined awesome

  • I love it all!! I genuinely LEARN from watching all of your videos. I learn about everything from the health care debate to the idea that maybe it's okay that I like to read the Twilight series. :) I'm so excited for you and your wife and your BABY!! :D

    Also, please DO buy an island!!

  • can't believe the yett is due in just a month. way to hold out on us DX

  • You don't have to change for us, vlogbrothers! We love you just the way you are!

    Everything you do, be it songs, jokes, news, or projects, resonates with your spectacular and unique nerdy flair. It's been a great few years, and I feel I speak for Nerdfighters everywhere when I say we're looking forward to a great many more.

  • I like the way the show is now. It's funny, witty and informative. However, that barely scratches the surface of the AWESOME. Though if a change is inevitable, as they often are in this world, what if you could include collaborative videos every now and then.

  • I really like that you used note bene (n.b.)

  • frankly, I love it as it is. I love John's rants (hmm, I guess we could have some more of them) and Question Tuesdays and Willie, and I love Hank's songs. I am so happy for John's baby and that he is sharing the experience with us, his faithful nerdfighters. :) Do what you will, I will watch it, you crazy poofs you.

  • French the Llama!

  • bubbles is due 8 days before my birthday! :)

    1. BUY AN ISLAND!! preferably New Zealand or a small island off the coast of Australia...

    2. more projects

    3. more funny!

    4. more of you & hank together

    5. keep the pants off, STICK IT TO THE MAN (:

  • I always just assumed you wore pants. Now I have to question all my beliefs. And I don't believe I spelled belief right. GAH!

    French the llama! One month!! AAHHH!

  • MORE JOHN

  • more news!

  • I'd like you to change it from 4 min vids to 5 min vids, because I just want more. More talking. More funy. More nerdness. More awesome.

  • 1 month to go! that so awesome!!

    congrats on your fantatsic work for the p4a!

  • I love the news videos, and hopefully baby-yeti will NOT not appear... which means it should appear. Her. He. I forget.

    . . .

    BABY YETI AND WILLY.

  • More news while applying peanut butter (or something equally delicious) to your face

  • I don't believe you read every comment. That would be impossible, especially with comments like this one that are mostly useless to you.

  • Your news posts are always more insightful than major network coverage, and I think more of those would be great.

    More amusement is also always good. I miss question (whatever)days....you seem to still do them, but not as often or as predictably. I'd like to see those make a comeback.

  • NO PANTS pleeeeeeeaaaaaaaase!!!!!!!!!!!­!

  • lol... should i wear pants when im making videos...

    you guys are awesome...

  • more french the llama and videos with you and hank together

    and show us the baby

    and i can't think of anything to see less of...errr...hurting shoulders?

  • french the lama! you should do more colab vids plzzzzz and to see the yetti when its old enough

  • guest stars would be interesting

  • I vote the baby-yeti is not yeti-like in its appearances!

  • say in your pants more I miss that

    or start brotherhood 3.0

  • I enjoyed peanut butter face, but I think you can come up with an even more enthralling method of giving us the news :D

    Congrats on the start of your mini soccer team!!

  • 1. i would like to see more katherine. i'm a big katherine fan.

    2. i would like to see more different locations. not that i'm not in love with both of your study type areas, because i am, but i like when you take us out and about.

    3. ecogeek!

    4. one of my favorite things is when you guys explain what's going on in the news in a way that everyone can understand. i try to watch cnn, but it gets boring fast and you help a lot on that front.

    uhhm, that's all. LOVE YOU GUYS!

  • Definitely more awesome, if that's even possible!

  • baby in a month! wow, you did keep that a secret for a long time

  • this vid is nice..check out hyperactive ninjas newest video and sub...we also make music (MP3ey's page)

  • More best friendship. More things that unite us as a community. Thats my favorite.

    Also. vlogbrothers rule.

  • Baby yeti needs to be in every video. As if it were an open adoption and you just took my kid. I want updates.

  • John & Hank!!!

    My Biology class raised $1,227 for Mosquito nets and clean water in a single week!!

    AND THEN MY TEACHER BOUGHT US A GOAT AND TWO CHICKENS!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • When the baby is born how about we get to see more baby =O

  • FTL THIS VIDEO'S AWESOME! ;)

  • do we et to see the baby yetti ?

  • more funny news like the peanut butter face vid

  • WILLLUVSTHE411 HERE ON YOUTUBE!!!

  • I like news, but I guess if it's between that and an island. jk :p

  • Don't ever wear pants when you vlog. And do, please do, buy and island. I got five on it!

  • I think for Christmas, you should show the Nerdfighters a Yeti hand (or face). I'd probably be more excited to see the Yeti than I would be to see Santa Claus.

  • having a baby in a month! why did you wait so long to tell us in the other video. You have been hiding a child from your loyal fan for that long!

  • I love the question days...and the news is awesome. You guys indirectly encourage me to listen to NPR because of all your news sharing. So, I suppose I'd like to see more of that stuff (mixed in with the funny, of course). Merry Christmas n_n

  • Whey :3

  • Who is

    going to

    spend

    XMas

    on

    da internet

  • MORE WILLY and I wanna see the adorable new Baby John

  • maybe next year you can do the news ones while showing your baby

    kind of like when you did that with willy

    it was soooo cute

    and i would actually watch and listen to it

  • We should totaly buy an island.

  • We should see more news, and more question days :)

  • i'll see YOU on tuesday!

  • more question days :D and hank should make another jokes video! DFTBA! -from israel French The Lamma!

  • Yay! And i reference!

  • I would like to see more punishments. Lots of punishments

  • I agree with 08 Suburban about letting people know about the benefits of breastfeeding vs formula.

    'Twould also be very cool if you were to have more funny bits in, like some random arm waving (and dude, no pants is cool. No pants is the new black.)

    Twists and nerdfighting editorialising the news rocks, and you should definitely do more of it...!

  • @wave2nami Thanks You are Awesome!

  • John, we all love you too! You and Hank are doing an amazing job, and I love your news with the oddity added in as to keep our attention, and Hank's songs. Although since Willy is the only Green who might be objective about this whole new baby thing, maybe he should update about the situation on the little Green front. <3

  • i think its pretty awesome already. =]

  • Request for frequent baby appearances, please!!