HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH! ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING??? Button mashing CANNOT get you ANYWHERE on the highest difficulty, and maybe even the one lower than that.
This game fucking destroys God of War III. God of War II and III's stories are just as bad as this game's.
hey 7th you seem to be a hardcore dmc fan like me,so whats your take on this new dmc coming out where it looks like dantes a black haired emo kid lol?
I've actually recently learned Sega/Sony released a patch for the game where you're able to install the game onto your harddrive, which dramatically reduces loading times and any graphical issues.
@LuckyNumberTwentyOne Yeah that happened well before I did this video actually. So what you're seeing IS the game running optimally on PS3. I've played it on both systems and the 360 version fluctuates from 60 fps to 30, where the ps3 version, even after the patch, shifts from 30 down to about 20 or so.
@the7thlevl Well I assume the patch makes the game a lot more playable though then on the PS3, especially cause I really want to play it so I decided to at least wait till it dropped down in price, so the install patch makes me more optimistic about it. Otherwise thank god Mikami and Platinum developed Vanquish on the PS3.
This game is the best action game I have ever played OH!! and ty because of your video I went out a got this game and I love it. oh and the music during game play if you have the 360 version you can play your own song so it just makes it better.
Cereza is her past version, it's gives off a huge hint right after you kill the last sage's ass, Bayonetta told Cereza that she was a brave little girl and then in a flashback, Bayonetta talks about how she wasn't afraid anymore thanks to her Mother, but was real her future self Bayonetta who she meet when she came to the future, Cereza thought her future self was her Mother because her future self and her Mother look almost the same, *See next post*
@TehCCL so being a kid she would get them confused and if you go to the art gallery and look at all of Bayonetta models it will show Cereza as one as her character model, but they just call Bayonetta her younger version, but they do still count Cereza as a different character and give her her own section in the gallery, aslo in the last boss battle, when you get hit by one of the attacks you are reverted to your child form which is Cereza for a short time period
I should get my copy on the 18th because I pre-ordered it from Amazon and for some reason they weren't offering release date delivery on the Ultimate Edition so mine won't show up till the 18th.
the hiccups are the ps3 version its vastl inferior it was designed around the 360 controls feel better o n360 and it was original a 360 excluive o well good game no matter what system.
Not really. The controls that were "designed around the 360" feel very natural for anyone who played the original DMC games, which were all PS2 exclusives.
you like just cause 2 7th? I hated that game as much as I hated the 1 one. I wanted to play beyoneta on the ps3 but I heard it's awful on the ps3 graphics load times ect. that the 360 version is better
Load times were fixed with a patch. The graphics, as I said in the vid, are not as good as the 360 version, but if you liked what I showed in the vid, then go for it, as the gameplay is unaffected so far as I can tell. very fast, smooth action game.
Awesome i played the game on the big screen at cinema the first 10 mins of gow3 is better then i have seen in any game. God of War 3 will redfiend the word EPIC.
Graphics wasn't really the main thing that made the PS3 version a bit inferior. It was the fact that it had to much screen-tearing and frame drops which made the gameplay feel uneven at times. I don't think it was a big deal. I own the 360 version, but while watching 7th's review it doesn't look or run as bad as people keep saying.
Meanwhile, I have GOW3 and FFXIII prepaid, ad I kinda want to try out Bad COmpany 2, but goddamn Resonance of Fate AND Just Cause 2 come out this month... too many games man, TOO MANY GAMES!!! Just Cause 2 demo was pretty fuckin good by the way. It plays like how Bionic Commando SHOULD have played.
playing heavy rain .. madison was sexy in the nightclub mission and just overall throughout the game loved the way she walked but bayonetta was just a hooker sleazy not sexy also bayonetta just seems cheap in personailty they sexualise her so much clearly they lost sexy and went for sex doll ?
hey i just bought Casino on a blu ray. Joe Pesci is an animal. Im still deciding between NGS2 and this one, but in the end ima get GOW 3 and probably wait to see which drops to the $40 mark first.
Yup I know. I was just saying that why i couldnt make it through the game. You did a good job reviewing the game tho. Cant wait to see what u review next.
Great game. The smoothness of the combat is second to none. The story is complete shit though, facepalm and a half. Would have been better off without a story at all.
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DMC4 is WAY better than this game. The storyline in DMC is way more interesting and Dante is WAY cooler than bayonetta. if bayonetta wouldve looked more like megan fox or jill from resident evil i might haved thought it was better but she looks like sarah palin. the combo system is faster THATS IT but its not as cool and badass as DMC
yeah, kinda noticed that myself LOL. I hope they DON'T make this into an anime like they did Devil May Cry. DMC was okay, but this game's story is so stupid and convoluted it would have to fix her tiny head and have full on nudity to make it even passably watchable.
I played the demo. I agree that the gameplay is pretty good, but the presentation of the game is completely unappealing to me. First off, I think her tiny head and super long legs are nasty looking. Secondly, the effects are like Hello Kitty, with the hearts explosions and butterfly wings coming out of her, and lock-on target shaped as lips. Also, the music is too Marvel vs Capcom 2-esque. Just the over all presentation of the game is enough for me to not want to play it.
Two complains I have with the game is the aviod button R2 also becomes that tiger thing transformation which makes avoiding enemies kind of difficult since its too easy to fuck up and transform when you don't want to, and there's no way to configure the buttons, which would have helped. The other complain I have is during cutscenes, sometimes you have to press the right button that shows on the screen, but it shows way too fast and little time to react, so its easy to mess up and die.
The panther transformation only occurs if you double tap R2 really fast. And it can work to your advantage since attacking as the panther can do some decent damage if you master moving at that speed, you just don't get the witch time kills. Could be worse, you could be turning into that bird by accident XD
This game in my opinion is trash. Ninja gaiden and god of war are both better imo. this game has too much going on at once, but not in a good way. People are buying this game just because of the sex appeal.
Ninja Gaiden ad GOW are fatastic series. These type of games are for people who like GOW ad G but would like faster gameplay. That's pretty much it. Either you can handle that many enemies at once ad that kind of game speed or ya can't. No biggie, just a personal preference/skill thing.
Well like I said in the review, it play almost exactly like Devil May Cry only you have more combos, better jumping, and it moves faster. Once you get used to this game, if you go back and play DMC4 you'll get frustrated because you'll feel like you're not moving fast enough XD
this game will one day soon make a really bad movie...hrrmmm...now, if my memory serves me correctly, you were telling me that bayonetta isn't your usual type of game.
Think that was from a cono when all I'd played was the demo. Lately I'e been figuring out that whe I base my buying decision on a demo, I often am doing myself a disservice.
Not everyone is willing to shell out over 200 bucks for a Hauppage just to do youtube videos LOL. The way I see it, I used to do these by filming my t with a webcam, so be thankful for what you get XD
I mean seriously people. I do these vids for no pay XD I take time out of my day when I could be gaming to make this shit for you guys to watch. 200+ bucks for an HD capture device (when YT will only support up to 720p to begin with) is enough to buy 3 new PS3 games. Do you people REALLY think that the video quality on my reviews is poor enough to be sending me as many complaint PMs as I'm getting? Do you people really want me to blow 200 bucks on a Hauppage THAT bad? Come on...
Not complaining here just letting you know, i think you can post in 1080p eventually... idk if u need enough subs or a YT partnership or something but im prettty sure u can post in 1080p
Well, I don't see myself paying 200+ bucks for a Hauppage that I could be spending on games, and since everyone who would want to buy my book has pretty much already done so, I don't see 200 bucks falling in my lap anytime soon, so....
I played around with it because when I played it back on my local machine I heard a lot of crackling distortion and turned it down. As far as the video quality one thing I HAVE noticed is that, and I'm sad to say it, both the Wii AND the 360 put out better quality via composite cables than the PS3 does, no matter how you tweak the settings. No idea why that is, but its true. In HDMI, PS3 rules, but you put it to composite, and its fuzzier than any other system on the market right now, no BS.
Yes, flying vagina and a sexist, boring unoriginal story. Dat's what I want in my games yo!
One thing, you say the gameplay is good? Almost all the moves are copy pasted from DMC.
Kazuyasan9999 8 months ago
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH! ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING??? Button mashing CANNOT get you ANYWHERE on the highest difficulty, and maybe even the one lower than that.
This game fucking destroys God of War III. God of War II and III's stories are just as bad as this game's.
foottothenuts 1 year ago
hey 7th you seem to be a hardcore dmc fan like me,so whats your take on this new dmc coming out where it looks like dantes a black haired emo kid lol?
MrRatedRRedneck 1 year ago
This game kicks so much ass. I'd say this is slightly better than Devil May Cry 4, but it's neck and neck. Both are absolutely awesome games.
Trancemaster2052 1 year ago
Actually the storyline of Bayonetta is pretty simple, there's nothing really complicated about it...
PianoGino3000 1 year ago
I've actually recently learned Sega/Sony released a patch for the game where you're able to install the game onto your harddrive, which dramatically reduces loading times and any graphical issues.
LuckyNumberTwentyOne 1 year ago
@LuckyNumberTwentyOne Yeah that happened well before I did this video actually. So what you're seeing IS the game running optimally on PS3. I've played it on both systems and the 360 version fluctuates from 60 fps to 30, where the ps3 version, even after the patch, shifts from 30 down to about 20 or so.
the7thlevl 1 year ago
@the7thlevl Well I assume the patch makes the game a lot more playable though then on the PS3, especially cause I really want to play it so I decided to at least wait till it dropped down in price, so the install patch makes me more optimistic about it. Otherwise thank god Mikami and Platinum developed Vanquish on the PS3.
LuckyNumberTwentyOne 1 year ago
This game is the best action game I have ever played OH!! and ty because of your video I went out a got this game and I love it. oh and the music during game play if you have the 360 version you can play your own song so it just makes it better.
kibaAndBubbles 1 year ago
lol sounds like hes having an orgasm in the beginning when it shows the girl.
INTERVENTIONfallCAMO 1 year ago
@INTERVENTIONfallCAMO the game is also subtitled "First Climax", go figure.
starvedsanity 1 year ago
Cereza is her past version, it's gives off a huge hint right after you kill the last sage's ass, Bayonetta told Cereza that she was a brave little girl and then in a flashback, Bayonetta talks about how she wasn't afraid anymore thanks to her Mother, but was real her future self Bayonetta who she meet when she came to the future, Cereza thought her future self was her Mother because her future self and her Mother look almost the same, *See next post*
TehCCL 1 year ago
@TehCCL so being a kid she would get them confused and if you go to the art gallery and look at all of Bayonetta models it will show Cereza as one as her character model, but they just call Bayonetta her younger version, but they do still count Cereza as a different character and give her her own section in the gallery, aslo in the last boss battle, when you get hit by one of the attacks you are reverted to your child form which is Cereza for a short time period
TehCCL 1 year ago
great review...I laughed so hard when you started saying "look at that sweet sweet ass"
llLaughingManll 1 year ago
7th did you add me on psn?
iceyou88 1 year ago
Uhh..uhh..ohhhh LOL
Rice5phere 2 years ago
You better review gow3 and make me change my mind.
marlonbfbc 2 years ago
I should get my copy on the 18th because I pre-ordered it from Amazon and for some reason they weren't offering release date delivery on the Ultimate Edition so mine won't show up till the 18th.
the7thlevl 2 years ago
For some strange reason this review makes me wanna buy this game and skip gow3 DAMN YOU 7th.
marlonbfbc 2 years ago
the hiccups are the ps3 version its vastl inferior it was designed around the 360 controls feel better o n360 and it was original a 360 excluive o well good game no matter what system.
meow3636 2 years ago
Not really. The controls that were "designed around the 360" feel very natural for anyone who played the original DMC games, which were all PS2 exclusives.
the7thlevl 2 years ago
this game is complete shit
TomTheNaughty 2 years ago
nice review, hope to see some more reviews by you in the future.
abooguh 2 years ago
you like just cause 2 7th? I hated that game as much as I hated the 1 one. I wanted to play beyoneta on the ps3 but I heard it's awful on the ps3 graphics load times ect. that the 360 version is better
allensanchez1990 2 years ago
Load times were fixed with a patch. The graphics, as I said in the vid, are not as good as the 360 version, but if you liked what I showed in the vid, then go for it, as the gameplay is unaffected so far as I can tell. very fast, smooth action game.
the7thlevl 2 years ago
Awesome i played the game on the big screen at cinema the first 10 mins of gow3 is better then i have seen in any game. God of War 3 will redfiend the word EPIC.
marlonbfbc 2 years ago
@allensanchez1990
Graphics wasn't really the main thing that made the PS3 version a bit inferior. It was the fact that it had to much screen-tearing and frame drops which made the gameplay feel uneven at times. I don't think it was a big deal. I own the 360 version, but while watching 7th's review it doesn't look or run as bad as people keep saying.
MegaShot419 1 year ago
Meanwhile, I have GOW3 and FFXIII prepaid, ad I kinda want to try out Bad COmpany 2, but goddamn Resonance of Fate AND Just Cause 2 come out this month... too many games man, TOO MANY GAMES!!! Just Cause 2 demo was pretty fuckin good by the way. It plays like how Bionic Commando SHOULD have played.
the7thlevl 2 years ago
@the7thlevl bad company 2 is a great game, the online is very team and vehicle based
dtstarcher111 2 years ago
all i can do is lol at ur gawking XD
2theoldschool 2 years ago
The demo was just utter shit
Dragonball4eva 2 years ago
Nice review. Im currently playing Darksiders and be looking for this later. Same with Dantes Inferno and God of War
NUPPAWUNDER 2 years ago
@NUPPAWUNDER Yeah I'm working on Darksiders too but I got sidelined by Heavy Rain and several others.
the7thlevl 2 years ago
LoL
Accuracy158 2 years ago
Yo 7th, my 360 bricked, would you reccomend this game for PS3?
Manberg900 2 years ago
@Manberg900 Yeah man, even at half the frame rate the gameplay is the same. Fun game if you're a fan of the Devil May Cry series.
the7thlevl 2 years ago
Thanks 7th, I'll check it out for sure. I'm a huge DMC fanboy
Manberg900 2 years ago
i like her final move..climax!..great review=style
FHVman 2 years ago
lol @ intro
splosionsRfun 2 years ago
you can't even compare this to legend of zelda
ThEuNdYiNg1 2 years ago
is this a video game or a soft core porn title?
xbox3shittyrrod 2 years ago
flying vagina? stripper pole? focus on the sweet ass? wtf? lol
richierh 2 years ago
lmao flying vagina right at ur face
cobalt1201 2 years ago
playing heavy rain .. madison was sexy in the nightclub mission and just overall throughout the game loved the way she walked but bayonetta was just a hooker sleazy not sexy also bayonetta just seems cheap in personailty they sexualise her so much clearly they lost sexy and went for sex doll ?
patsybob 2 years ago
I did't play it to be emotionally fulfilled by her digital compay LMAO
the7thlevl 2 years ago
hey i just bought Casino on a blu ray. Joe Pesci is an animal. Im still deciding between NGS2 and this one, but in the end ima get GOW 3 and probably wait to see which drops to the $40 mark first.
SawBlood45 2 years ago
In other words, if you like kicking ass while looking at a fine piece of ass this your game.
nr1012 2 years ago
personally i thought this was one of the worst games ever made. The music is gay as shit.
iMixMasTer 2 years ago 2
@iMixMasTer Well I DID say I didn't care for the music style
the7thlevl 2 years ago
Yup I know. I was just saying that why i couldnt make it through the game. You did a good job reviewing the game tho. Cant wait to see what u review next.
iMixMasTer 2 years ago
another good reason why graphics don't make game. its all about gameplay
GamerM28 2 years ago
goodfellas ftw
JoeBudden691 2 years ago
Great game. The smoothness of the combat is second to none. The story is complete shit though, facepalm and a half. Would have been better off without a story at all.
JTNugget 2 years ago
You should do a review of eat lead the return of matt hazard
DukeNukem3DO 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA
the7thlevl 2 years ago
Kratos rapes the shit out of Bayonetta for real!
RAGE2D 2 years ago 2
Flying vagina LOL.
Black101Wings 2 years ago 2
How can you not love that... lol
MasterPuppet33 2 years ago
I fucking LOVED every second of this game! A must buy!
MiClLC 2 years ago 6
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DMC4 is WAY better than this game. The storyline in DMC is way more interesting and Dante is WAY cooler than bayonetta. if bayonetta wouldve looked more like megan fox or jill from resident evil i might haved thought it was better but she looks like sarah palin. the combo system is faster THATS IT but its not as cool and badass as DMC
FastandFurious450 2 years ago
been a lot of rumors that its coming back... but as a multiplat :(
the7thlevl 2 years ago
Never been a big fan of the Hack And Slash genre, but still, great review 7th, I look forward to your next Don't Buy This Shit Episode.
Sephirothmark2 2 years ago
It's likely coming this weekend, just gotta decide what game I wanna do it on XD
the7thlevl 2 years ago
yeah, all of them were great,with the exception of dawn of dreams.... but hell yeah!
Hellhound30x 2 years ago 4
Wow...can we say Hellsing rip off with the demon dog ability? Alucard called, he wants his ability back...
gathimest 2 years ago
yeah, kinda noticed that myself LOL. I hope they DON'T make this into an anime like they did Devil May Cry. DMC was okay, but this game's story is so stupid and convoluted it would have to fix her tiny head and have full on nudity to make it even passably watchable.
the7thlevl 2 years ago
Very unique and entertaining review, mate. I agree by the way - amazing game.
AstuteClass 2 years ago
Good to see you doing more reviews, talking about fanboys and consoles has gotten boring.
Devilater 2 years ago
now here is a review that i like.. 7thlevl, great job reviewing this game... this here is how reviews should be done,
Magneto39 2 years ago
Yeah he did a really great job....
Hellhound30x 2 years ago 5
HAHAHAAAH, HELLHOUND30X cockblocked the review!
JollySilver 2 years ago 12
lmao....
Hellhound30x 2 years ago 3
awesome as always ! really cool review 7th :) keep up the good work!
predatorsl10 2 years ago 9
I played the demo. I agree that the gameplay is pretty good, but the presentation of the game is completely unappealing to me. First off, I think her tiny head and super long legs are nasty looking. Secondly, the effects are like Hello Kitty, with the hearts explosions and butterfly wings coming out of her, and lock-on target shaped as lips. Also, the music is too Marvel vs Capcom 2-esque. Just the over all presentation of the game is enough for me to not want to play it.
stafax 2 years ago
great great review.
ilbv5 2 years ago 4
Two complains I have with the game is the aviod button R2 also becomes that tiger thing transformation which makes avoiding enemies kind of difficult since its too easy to fuck up and transform when you don't want to, and there's no way to configure the buttons, which would have helped. The other complain I have is during cutscenes, sometimes you have to press the right button that shows on the screen, but it shows way too fast and little time to react, so its easy to mess up and die.
FREAKFANATIC 2 years ago
The panther transformation only occurs if you double tap R2 really fast. And it can work to your advantage since attacking as the panther can do some decent damage if you master moving at that speed, you just don't get the witch time kills. Could be worse, you could be turning into that bird by accident XD
the7thlevl 2 years ago
One last complain I have is that Bayonetta is not a lesbian. That would make the story even more interesting. XD
FREAKFANATIC 2 years ago
@FREAKFANATIC Not if she was a butch bull dyke it wouldn't hehehehe
the7thlevl 2 years ago
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DUSK506 2 years ago
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this game is GAY
TheBeachBlade 2 years ago
This game in my opinion is trash. Ninja gaiden and god of war are both better imo. this game has too much going on at once, but not in a good way. People are buying this game just because of the sex appeal.
a1icecold 2 years ago
Ninja Gaiden ad GOW are fatastic series. These type of games are for people who like GOW ad G but would like faster gameplay. That's pretty much it. Either you can handle that many enemies at once ad that kind of game speed or ya can't. No biggie, just a personal preference/skill thing.
the7thlevl 2 years ago
I prefer Devil May Cry and Onimusha to any other game of the action adventure hack n slash genre.
gathimest 2 years ago
Well like I said in the review, it play almost exactly like Devil May Cry only you have more combos, better jumping, and it moves faster. Once you get used to this game, if you go back and play DMC4 you'll get frustrated because you'll feel like you're not moving fast enough XD
the7thlevl 2 years ago
Well, this game is DMC with a chick, faster gameplay, and more combos/attacks. Have at it.
the7thlevl 2 years ago
i didnt have any interest in this game before this review. they are quite helpful. keep up the good work 7th
xHojox09 2 years ago
this game will one day soon make a really bad movie...hrrmmm...now, if my memory serves me correctly, you were telling me that bayonetta isn't your usual type of game.
IcyRhythms 2 years ago
Think that was from a cono when all I'd played was the demo. Lately I'e been figuring out that whe I base my buying decision on a demo, I often am doing myself a disservice.
the7thlevl 2 years ago
"flying vagina right in your face?" lol! thats funny as hell!
Hellhound30x 2 years ago 7
dude this was such and awesome review bro! awesome!
clear cut, no bull shit, and funny.... great review my friend!
great review indeed!
gosh is it me? or is the youtube gaming community starting to kick ass!
5* bro!
t4l!
Hellhound30x 2 years ago 6
also sorry about the bad timing of your vid capture.... that happens to me sometimes too... its just that built in wi fi is so awesome...
Hellhound30x 2 years ago 5
Yeah I for sure want this game. Cool video man.
sinistermoon 2 years ago
get some better quality video up on this bitch would improve this vid by 99%
falsfaa 2 years ago
Not everyone is willing to shell out over 200 bucks for a Hauppage just to do youtube videos LOL. The way I see it, I used to do these by filming my t with a webcam, so be thankful for what you get XD
the7thlevl 2 years ago
I mean seriously people. I do these vids for no pay XD I take time out of my day when I could be gaming to make this shit for you guys to watch. 200+ bucks for an HD capture device (when YT will only support up to 720p to begin with) is enough to buy 3 new PS3 games. Do you people REALLY think that the video quality on my reviews is poor enough to be sending me as many complaint PMs as I'm getting? Do you people really want me to blow 200 bucks on a Hauppage THAT bad? Come on...
the7thlevl 2 years ago
vIDEO just fine bro.
Black101Wings 2 years ago
Not complaining here just letting you know, i think you can post in 1080p eventually... idk if u need enough subs or a YT partnership or something but im prettty sure u can post in 1080p
TazStudios 2 years ago
Well, I don't see myself paying 200+ bucks for a Hauppage that I could be spending on games, and since everyone who would want to buy my book has pretty much already done so, I don't see 200 bucks falling in my lap anytime soon, so....
the7thlevl 2 years ago
yeh. i know what u mean... i just use a dazzle... no point in getting a hauppage unless you have the money to spend.
TazStudios 2 years ago
That was rather bad timing by Hellhound LOL.
DeanoTheLegend87 2 years ago
Oh kay. Somebody's thumbing everyone down.
R3gal1anW13lder 2 years ago
platinum games must be 360 fanboys or something.
TheFanboyDestroyer 2 years ago
lol this is a game? i thought it was porn XD
DarthQball 2 years ago 4
What? Don't thumb down ze BLACKbusterCritique
R3gal1anW13lder 2 years ago 8
i love your no bullshit reviews :)
starvedsanity 2 years ago 4
thinking of getting this game now, thanks rev!
Montyh20 2 years ago 3
Thanks Rev?
Louie92801 2 years ago 3
my bad get confused coz 7th lvl and rev sounds the same to me? haha LOL.
thanks 7th lvl
Montyh20 2 years ago
I'm not insulted by that but Rev might be LMAO
the7thlevl 2 years ago
You're the shit man.
jleack 2 years ago 6
Is it just me or your volume is low bro?
hellhound made a cameo in this review. Lmao
Clownbelt 2 years ago 8
I played around with it because when I played it back on my local machine I heard a lot of crackling distortion and turned it down. As far as the video quality one thing I HAVE noticed is that, and I'm sad to say it, both the Wii AND the 360 put out better quality via composite cables than the PS3 does, no matter how you tweak the settings. No idea why that is, but its true. In HDMI, PS3 rules, but you put it to composite, and its fuzzier than any other system on the market right now, no BS.
the7thlevl 2 years ago