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  • He do the same 

  • He come to France for Do France have incroyable talent

  • Amasing !!!

    It's ... Awasome !

  • would like one for my garden ^^

  • Je fais la meme chose avec de la smirnoff ;)

  • BLASSSSSTOISE!!!hahahaha

  • il mérite etre pomier

  • loool cet un homme poisson

  • squirtle!!

  • um... can someone please explain what just happened

  • @TheUnPlayable  no. i meant fire truck

  • Damn.U could use him as a fire truck

  • @j2rik0 Fire man *

  • c le ga de habbo

  • He could be a pokemon

  • the hottie is Sylvie van der Vaart

  • ta babka na pewno nie jest niemką!

  • The reason for water scarcity in Africa

  • aqua luffy!

  • well, now I need toilet

  • 1:30 gucci mane anyone?

  • I could chug 3L's of water too if I never had any my whole life

  • @Mattallflow racism much...

  • @Mattallflow 4.5 or maybe more.... those are definitely 1.5 litres at least

  • does anyone know what song this is

  • He dedicated this performance to his father...Cyanide-man.

    Who died tragically in a 5 car pileup.

  • it's hard to fgure out he's a water-type

  • SQUIRTLE!

    

  • Symbolically rejecting African Aid!

  • MY HERO !!

  • A black guy wasting water with "this time for africa'' on the background. The irony....

  • Let's see him try that with Tabasco sauce

  • Who's the idiot that edited this in slow mo like it was a godam horror movie!? Its a black man vomiting water for fucksakes

  • This is what happens when you take people out of Africa. They find 1,000 different ways to be amused by... water!

  • Black man used water gun.

    Its Super effective

  • Deamn!

  • What the heck did i just watch

  • You are the sunshine!

  • SQUIRTLE EVOLVED INTO BLACKGUY!

    BLACKGUY USES WATERGUN!

    ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!

  • HIS BROTHER WAS VODKAMAN BUT HE DIED VERY YOUNG

  • @alberttigerom excellent ! ;)

  • He'd make a good fire hydrant.

  • A wild squirtle appeared!

  • wow these incredible africa has now no water jokes are fucking boring

  • I guess now we know why people are dying from thirst in africa... this guy is drinking it all

  • this is what all africans do with clean water

  • WHO'S THAT CHICK?

  • loved the ending. The nerdy negro described his love for the water negro.

  • That judge is SOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT!

  • IM A FIRE MY LAAAAYZAAAR!

  • This is why Africa has no water

  • the slow-mo is so stupid

  • da fuq!

  • squirtle squirtle!!

  • meanwhile in Africa...

  • The irony is that this guy will die in a fire O_O

  • @SnapzTV No the irony is that the "water man" is african

  • i met him live in köln (germany) pretty impressiv

  • I always knew squirtle was black

  • @theotherjon AHHAHAHAHAH XDDDDDDDDDD!

  • Some unlucky fella had to clean that up.

  • Why the fuck did the crowd get shocked when he showed everyone his stomach?

  • Time to pee.

  • If it wasn't for the slomo...

  • Whats so great about drinking so much water.... WAIT! WTF! Did he just spray water out his nose?

  • Not funny when he drowns.

  • Slowmo just killed me

  • So this is why his people never have enough water...

  • 1:04 he looks thirsty

  • Now imagine what would happen if they all had water.

  • Everytime it went into slowmo i thought he was gonna die.

  • Squirtle used water gun!

  • Was it racist that "Waka Waka" was playing while this guy was up?

  • @DakireProductions he chose the song himself... yeah. he is racist against black people! scumbag black people, pointing black people out!

  • Meanwhile in Afric...oh wait...

  • omg the slow mows were so dam annoying

  • I don't think they cut to the crowd and judges enough. What shit editing.

  • the slow motion just kills me.

  • This guy looks like a ninja turtle.

  • AMERICAN DREAM... DRINK WATER, SCREW THA AFRICA.. I'M IN AMERICA!

  • Why are they clapping!? This is obviously how a super villain is born!?

  • Was three entire bottles really necessary for that?

  • I choose you, Squirtle!

  • I've never seen so many people applaud vomiting

  • @ehhhhhhhhhh hahahahahahaha

  • I was going to make a joke about Africa and water but I'll not bother being an asshole today.

  • Slow mo for the clapping public. How useful.

  • lol

  • 1:04

  • I love shakira

  • this guy wins tv, btw whos the hot female judge

  • @epheiro sylvie van der vaart wome of rafael van der vaart who plays for the tottenham hotspurs :)

  • I'm too high for this shit.

  • i saw this on the internet 10 years ago

  • I did the exact same thing with two bottles of wine here the other day, but do I get any applause? Nooo.

  • like a fucking boss

  • so..basically, vomit?

  • I DID THE SAME EXACT THING, EXCEPT IT WAS ENTIRELY DIFFERENT FROM WHAT HE DID!

  • so everyone is impressed with him vomiting? nioce!

  • I've never seen a crowd so happy to see projectile vomiting.

  • @njdss4 so high...comment made my day

    

  • So THAT'S where Africa's clean water keeps going...

  • What...in...the...actual...fuc­k?

  • props to taking a simple taken for granted task to the extreme and doing good with everything!

  • He figured this out after a long night at the bar.

  • You know a lot of people would just have spinning things on top of an umbrella and call it their act. But no, this guy does that and is a human fountain. He's awesome.

  • DU FUQ?

  • Never enter a pissing contest with this man.

  • bet he can give awesome blow jobs. offended? fuck you, he can relax his throat.

  • Damn i am surprise he didnt get water intoxicated for drinking that much.

  • @EdDyWuu because he regurgitated most of it out.

  • @robshenton Lawl! You sir, have won the internet for the day.

  • You are the sunshine.

    You are the sunshine.

  • Nice bile/water/vomit shower on stage. Is the encore fecal splatterings on a wall then hand painting?

  • fake

  • This guy was on Stan Lee's search for superheroes show. He put out a fire doing this. Pretty cool dude.

  • jesus fucking christ, the amount of editing to make this look extremely cheesy and tacky makes me puke.

  • @TheXeeman did u ever puke? phag

  • @Vince13192 lol it's spelt fag you idiot.

  • 1:55 is an alien from "MEN IN BLACK"

    oh... and so is the guy on stage!

  • Yeah, well I can do that out of my penis, but you don't see my bragging.

  • he must be the life of every frat party

  • You are the sunshine. Muah!

  • He must of really had to pass a drug test lol.

  • He must of really had to pass a drug test lol.

  • I can do that when I eat ramen noodles too fast.

  • 1:55

  • Thats so disgusting since its technically vomit

  • slow motion added a creepy factor to it

  • "You are so cool." haha that's great

  • Squirtle i choose you

  • It's much easier to learn to regurgitate water when all you have is disease ridden water all around you, it's a simple fact.

    It's Africaaa!

  • LOL the slow mo's are so dramatic

  • They are breeding some weird looking camels in Africa these days...

  • Meanwhile - the kids in africa...

  • chug chug chug

  • People who watch television are easily impressed.

  • IMPOSSIBRU!

  • That music makes anyone look cool

  • Someone call Proffessor Xavier, I think we found a mutant here.

  • meanwhile the kids in africa...

  • Satan? 

  • HOLY FUCK A HUMAN SQUIRTLE!

  • @Scissorhands12, I wanted to keep clicking the up vote

  • this guy would have the longest projectile vomit ever

  • This guy probably pees for thirty minutes straight.

  • The Africa Face

  • this dude is probably a fantastic beer-bonger

  • Theres where all the clean water in Africa went

  • I have to pee just from watching this.

  • He probably hasn't drank for ever to do this

  • this guy is the muthafuckin man

  • yay i can drink beer that fast

  • Squirtle use water gun!

  • Why is everyone so surprised to see Africa's Fire Department?

  • @robshenton lmfao!!!! you're fukking funny!

  • bitch, I'm a motherfucking squirtle

  • he is barfing. barfing water...

  • all i heard was squirtle squirtle squirtle squirtle 

  • LOL SICK

  • all i heard was squirtle squirtle squirtle squirtle 

  • Hyponatremia

    

  • "no description available"

    yeah... pretty much

  • I'm not sure why I find this guy so awesome, but I do.

  • Only in Africa is drinking water a talent. Well, I guess, it is a pretty rare thing to see there.

  • Mudkip is too much Mud

  • Yeah...that's vomit. Dilute, but still vomit.

  • are you a waterbender

  • wtf, Europe.

  • Squirtle used Water Gun.

    It's super effective!

  • lol he is vomiting water

  • Indeed. Reddit has wtf'd me again.

  • I used to be able to do all that... And I used to be so cool... But then I took an arrow to the knee..

  • @sergi044

    Stop this shit it stopped being funny weeks ago