jeopardy question,, what high seas film got three oscar nominations,, the female leader said this movie instead of mutiny bounty,,, it would make these actors day
"what do you think about our boat Pascal?" "i feel i need a tetanus shot just from looking at it, the only thing holding it together are the bird droppings, sir"
I think the funniest part was when Buckman sprayed the floor and ladder with cooking spray, causing Pascal to slip and fall when he tries climbing the ladder!
@nydaimyo That line was completely ridiculous, given that the opening scene to the movie is authorized footage shot in the river by NAVSUBASE, Groton.
This movie was sweet! If you want to see the whole movie for free in great quality Just google yslides and the site should pop up. Yslides is where I watched this movie and didn't have any problems at all. I would just put the website address, but I don't want youtube to mark my account as spam. LOL
Funny thing, I AM in the US NAVY, getting ready to go to my first sub. And every sub guy I've ever spoken to says Sub life is about 30% Hunt for Red October and 70% Down Periscope.
I used to love this movie! I haven't seen it in awhile though, but I seriously doubt I've stopped liking it. It was so funny!
I do have a question: Just out of curiosity, is Lauren Holly a natural blonde or redhead? She's in more roles as a blonde, but she was a redhead in Dumb and Dumber, which was relatively early in her career, and I wouldn't think that that 'Mary Swanson' would necessarily have to have red hair. Just wondering.
In reality, Oberon and Porpoise Class Submarine British, Australian, Canadian and Chilean Navy all had been sucessfuly evade detection and "sunk" US Carrier in war game. Porpoise are direcly influenced by the German Type 21
Type XXI and its descendants, thanks to their shapes, are almost invisible to the sonar from the frontal aspect; they were designed to sneak stealthily past an escort screen and sink merchant ships; nuclear submarines on the other hand-like the Ohio or Typhoon classes trade their stealthiness for tonnage-they carry very heavy weapons-LRBMs and/or cruise missiles.. which the former designs would have to haul on special platforms(like a German V2 concept from near-the-end of WWII)
That's mostly the reason why subs similar to those "Type XXIs" are still in service in navies all around the world(called "Attack submarines" vs teh larger "ballistic missile submarine" or "Underwater SLBM Cruisers")
This is one of my favorite movies. My favorite character would have to be Sonar, because his hearing is just so amazing. Haha. You can't say anything behind his back, or drop any change without him hearing it.
haha yes...it's also on my list of favorites... but I gotta say, Rob Schnieder is pretty freakin funny in this movie because he's so uptight, and Nitro is hilarious, too. "mike"
My favorite part is when Paschall inspects the galley for the first time and yells this to Buckman about the coffee and lard cans together in the pantry...
"And which one do you think we will be using more often sailor? ..the Coffee? or the LARD!? Do you think were all gonna jump out of bed in the morning and have a big, hot, steaming cup of PIG FAT!?!?"
Favorite Quote: "Call me a prude if you want, but I don't think it's good policy for the Navy to hand a billion-dollar piece of equipment to a man who has "WELCOME ABOARD" tattooed on his penis!" - Admril Grahm
Has someone an Anchors Aweigh mp3 or wma, or whatever, that is the "version" heard in the movie (or similar to that). If yes, please, send me a message, thanks!
it's hilarious. it's okay, i have a genetic disability when it comes to spelling too, so don't feel bad. although my grammar is spot on, funny how that works.
That scene where Kelsey Grammer asks if he needs to show his driver's license was cut from the movie, or at least the version I have. Also the salad bar remark was cut from my version anyway.
I just checked Rotten Tomatoes, this movie only has 13%. Are critics paid to be bastards or something?
scorchx3000 1 month ago
one of my favorites! still laugh at "i need a tetnus shot just from looking at it"
del57rio 4 months ago
jeopardy question,, what high seas film got three oscar nominations,, the female leader said this movie instead of mutiny bounty,,, it would make these actors day
JazzKeyboardist1 4 months ago
This movie is funny as hell.
morganjloon1 7 months ago
damn great marine comedy, shame it`s so underrated :)
my dad served few years on a sub like that so I can assure you - these stories are not so fictional :D :D :D
MadGlare 7 months ago 2
Funniest Movie of all time in my book!
girlonaboat 7 months ago 2
Funniest movie of all time in my book :)
girlonaboat 7 months ago
lauren holly is hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot thumbs up if u agree
kellyberry 7 months ago in playlist FUNNY STUFF, NO KIDDING!! part 2 3
@kellyberry
Are you the president of the obvious society?
scorchx3000 1 month ago
Probably the world's three worst actors - Kelsey Grammer, Rob Schneider and Harland Williams - in one movie? Oh boy, that's gotta suck ass's balls :)
maanontv 8 months ago
@maanontv actually it's pretty funny and Schneider's best, perhaps because he's not leading it.
TheLordSethonan 5 months ago
@maanontv
why would you say that. The movie was excellent. And they're not so bad actors.
JustinBlottin 5 months ago
What song are they all singing at 2:31? i love that scene..
TheKatherinexoxoxo 9 months ago
@TheKatherinexoxoxo louie louie by chuck berry, there are a lot of versions though
gene53945 8 months ago
"what do you think about our boat Pascal?" "i feel i need a tetanus shot just from looking at it, the only thing holding it together are the bird droppings, sir"
H2oMelon2 9 months ago 2
whats the song at 2.31
The1989chevyguy 11 months ago
@The1989chevyguy Louie Louie, by The Kingsmen, found it looking for the movie's OST.
JukeboxSuperHero 10 months ago
Best Submarine movie. I know I served with a bunch of guys like that.
trollman591 11 months ago
Anyone who has served on a boat know how many of the characters are real. I know I served with a bunch of guys like that. Best Submarine movie.
trollman591 11 months ago
Personal favorite: Sonar. "It's the Orlando sir. Somebody just dropped 45 cents." "45 cents?" "Yes sir. A quarter and two dimes."
LordKhuzdul 1 year ago 27
I would love to see the uncut version..
Effingbaddude 1 year ago 5
guess what? jonathan penner from the reality show "survivor" is in it!!! lol
pollockhopper 1 year ago
Love this flick!
albatani27 1 year ago
"What are you doing?"
"As little as possible, sir."
"Buckman!"
"Yes sir!"
"Thank you Buckman, that'll be all."
x82ndODSTx 1 year ago 2
what do they say at 2:34?
IP1992123456789 1 year ago
@IP1992123456789 "you ever hear of the 'mile deep club?' "you ever hear of a salad bar?"
goaindia71 1 year ago 5
Haha, Good movie.
Athrun1993817Ayanami 1 year ago
Keelhaul that filthy landlubber send him down to the depths below!
Make that bastard walk the plank with a bottle of rum and a Yo-Ho-Ho!
I LOVE the pirate scene! xD
chao4356 1 year ago
Great movie illustrates great leadership... A Captain one would die for...
drannoc100 1 year ago
funny
SOWHATIMADEIT 1 year ago
prepare for dive!!!!... does he mean UNDERWATER???
sjengske73 1 year ago 2
FUNNY MOVIE
williamtell10 1 year ago
I think the funniest part was when Buckman sprayed the floor and ladder with cooking spray, causing Pascal to slip and fall when he tries climbing the ladder!
tmntsplinterdude 1 year ago
@tmntsplinterdude That, or when Buckman farts and the whole sub smells it :-)
raptor123187 1 year ago
@raptor123187 LOL, yeah, too bad he almost jeopardizes the the mission.
tmntsplinterdude 1 year ago
this movie is classic . i love love love it!
jdoug0234 1 year ago
this makes me wanna join the navy
icanttailwhip 1 year ago
@icanttailwhip I actually just enlisted myself and had to laugh out loud when the announcer says:" The movie the Navy doesn't want you to see..."
nydaimyo 1 year ago
@nydaimyo That line was completely ridiculous, given that the opening scene to the movie is authorized footage shot in the river by NAVSUBASE, Groton.
jesonger 1 year ago
a louie louie ooh we got to go ay ay ay ay ay ay louie louie. one of the funniest movies ever
kingcake777 1 year ago
worth getting drunk to xD lol xD (ps I'm drunk atm lol) xD
theSCREAMingDEAD 1 year ago
just watched this again....love it!!! :D one of the best movies EVER!!
1234bonesrules 1 year ago
Excellent war film.
chica476 1 year ago
@chica476 its not exactlty a war film, they never go to war. its just a game lol.
jdoug0234 1 year ago
Rip Torn "I want a man with a tattoo on his dick!".... probably by far the best line in the whole movie, too bad they don't show it.
bmaguire1981 1 year ago
"One rebel diesel, against the US nuclear navy".
This is AMAZING!! Think like a pirate! Arrr!
88robi88 1 year ago 2
So hot and cute was Lauren Holly in this movie !!
Sociologist66 1 year ago
the kingsmen sing louie louie
JUGGALOMETAL80 1 year ago
This movie was sweet! If you want to see the whole movie for free in great quality Just google yslides and the site should pop up. Yslides is where I watched this movie and didn't have any problems at all. I would just put the website address, but I don't want youtube to mark my account as spam. LOL
ronty36 1 year ago
Funny thing, I AM in the US NAVY, getting ready to go to my first sub. And every sub guy I've ever spoken to says Sub life is about 30% Hunt for Red October and 70% Down Periscope.
It takes a crazy bunch.
luminozero 1 year ago
@luminozero Really? Now that is interesting.
Scoonertuna 6 months ago
richard berry - louie louie
theserj1988 1 year ago
What is the song they are singing at 2:32-2:47?
SpadXIIIFlyer 1 year ago
PREPARE TO DIVE!!!!!
Raz0rwolf 1 year ago
"somebody find Buckman, launch 'im out a torpedo tube!"
baldbrad 1 year ago
thanks man
SkateLibertySnow87 1 year ago
This movie is on XBOX LIve Netflix to watch for free with your xbox live gold membership.
mase5701 1 year ago
Very funny and under appreciated movie.
iwtricapecod 1 year ago 3
@iwtricapecod
yeah, its great. jus makes me wanna fly to the states and join the navy.... only problem is i'm 45!
1457px 1 year ago
Polishing the old torpedo sir?
southerncajuncharm 1 year ago 2
does rob schnieder have a big part in this movie some one plz answer
SkateLibertySnow87 1 year ago
@SkateLibertySnow87 Somewhat, yes relatively. He's not seen throughout the whole duration, but has probably more lines than any other crew member.
mase5701 1 year ago
@SkateLibertySnow87 He plays the Stingray's executive officer, second-in-command.
tmntsplinterdude 1 year ago
hilarious... love this movie..
USS Rustolium..lol..
'what do you think of our boat Pascal?
i feel that i need a tetanus shock just by looking at it '...haha..
AskMawi 1 year ago 3
tetanus shot... :-)
AskMawi 1 year ago
"Let´s kick this pig!"
- Thomas Dodge
Kieler851 1 year ago
"WHICH ARE WE GONNA USE MORE BUCKMAN!? THE COFFEE? OR THE LARD?"
"well sir if it's a particularly cold day..."
"THE LARD! IS IN! YOUR HEAD BUCKMAN!"
LOVE THIS MOVIE!
wulfen13th 1 year ago
Polishing the old torpedo sir????? LOLOLOL
edmonton67 1 year ago
PREPARE FOR DIVE! Uhh, does he mean underwater? WTH is that...and he's in the Navy? O_O
Agent1W 2 years ago
One of the most underrated comedies of the 90's.
MalenkyGoblin 2 years ago 40
@MalenkyGoblin I TOTALLY AGREE. I think it was one of the funnest films ever, and if any man can put WELCOME ABOARD on their penis, God Bless them!!!
havingfun1968 1 month ago
@MalenkyGoblin one of the best
yunolike9gag 1 week ago
i like this time... sometimes i really miss the cold war :)
revolct 2 years ago 2
lol,i loved this movie i download it now
samuelikene91 2 years ago
@samuelikene91 Where do you down load the movie? Thanks
DOCCAREY 2 years ago
"aww damnit to hell, dont go by the book...think like a pirate!! i need a man with a tattoo on his dick! have i got the right one? " haha, classic
RomanJockMCO 2 years ago 5
@RomanJockMCO "By a strange enough coincidence, you do, sir."
dgkesquire 9 months ago
who cares this movie rules
JUGGALOMETAL80 2 years ago 7
"...against the US nuclear Navy!"
"...I think I'm gonna get my ass kicked, sir!"
Classic. LOL
jrny8791 2 years ago
i havent watched this is a while. i have the movie on vhs but i want the dvd. has anyone uploaded this movie?
MugenYomi 2 years ago
I OWN IT! sweeeeeeeeet! Walk the Plank...classic.
pjezierski 2 years ago
fav movie of all time
sister2sisterhijab 2 years ago
This is the navy,Its not a job is a #$@% adventure
kinbigbird 2 years ago
i think the fart was really funny when they were all trying to be really quiet..everyone was choking on it and trying not to breathe lmao
akf5048 2 years ago 3
I 'Own' this movie...it's great! walking the plank...nice touch!
pjezierski 2 years ago
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Dear all, I need the VCD or DVD of these movie, where could I find it ?
vafx72 2 years ago
usually FYE or Target or Walmarts would have them. I would look around your area and check first.
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vafx72 2 years ago
"Sir,are you polishing torpedo ?" xD
cubeomatic 2 years ago 2
"Damn it man, don't go by the book, think like a pirate!...I want a man with a tattoo on his dick, have I got the right man?" LOL!!
kdraper2007 2 years ago
By a strange coincidence, you do, sir. :D
torongill80 2 years ago
ironicly sir yes
thefirefighter 2 years ago
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sirwann 2 years ago
on dvd after you buy it
amazingjecklebrother 2 years ago
I used to love this movie! I haven't seen it in awhile though, but I seriously doubt I've stopped liking it. It was so funny!
I do have a question: Just out of curiosity, is Lauren Holly a natural blonde or redhead? She's in more roles as a blonde, but she was a redhead in Dumb and Dumber, which was relatively early in her career, and I wouldn't think that that 'Mary Swanson' would necessarily have to have red hair. Just wondering.
xxAshleyClairexx 2 years ago
I was wondering that too. I would assume natural blonde at first but then I also saw her with red hair in NCIS when she played Director Shepard
musicandhorses1822 2 years ago
kelsey is brilliant in this...LOL
79EVOLUTION 2 years ago 3
I didn´t see the movie -
But I Love it without :D
CaptainLegeis 2 years ago
"Somebody needa sew his ass shut!!"
deboraheparker05 2 years ago 6
welcome aboard
amazingjecklebrother 2 years ago
In reality, Oberon and Porpoise Class Submarine British, Australian, Canadian and Chilean Navy all had been sucessfuly evade detection and "sunk" US Carrier in war game. Porpoise are direcly influenced by the German Type 21
DKMBismarck 2 years ago
Type XXI and its descendants, thanks to their shapes, are almost invisible to the sonar from the frontal aspect; they were designed to sneak stealthily past an escort screen and sink merchant ships; nuclear submarines on the other hand-like the Ohio or Typhoon classes trade their stealthiness for tonnage-they carry very heavy weapons-LRBMs and/or cruise missiles.. which the former designs would have to haul on special platforms(like a German V2 concept from near-the-end of WWII)
MegaThrowaway 2 years ago
That's mostly the reason why subs similar to those "Type XXIs" are still in service in navies all around the world(called "Attack submarines" vs teh larger "ballistic missile submarine" or "Underwater SLBM Cruisers")
MegaThrowaway 2 years ago
i never knew submerines had planks. lol
mosstick 2 years ago
This is one of my favorite movies. My favorite character would have to be Sonar, because his hearing is just so amazing. Haha. You can't say anything behind his back, or drop any change without him hearing it.
beetlejuicexx3 2 years ago 2
haha yes...it's also on my list of favorites... but I gotta say, Rob Schnieder is pretty freakin funny in this movie because he's so uptight, and Nitro is hilarious, too. "mike"
deboraheparker05 2 years ago 2
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A W E S O M E movie :))
enyvokaz 2 years ago
"Buckman!"
"Yes Sir!"
"Thank you Buckman, that will be all"
transientvoltage 2 years ago 51
perhaps the best movie ever made
amazingjecklebrother 2 years ago 7
i watched it last night on tv..and...i was laughing all the time.
thekoiponds 3 years ago 4
Someone should upload the fart scene that was funny from memory.
shibuyakun 3 years ago 18
hahah!
"Somebody find Buckman and launch him out the torpedo tube!!"
deboraheparker05 2 years ago 3
@shibuyakun
Somebody ought to sew his ass shut!
scorchx3000 1 year ago 2
Just saw the Movie... Still very funny!!! Laugh the hell out of me..
j0ng2x 3 years ago 2
i love this movie. been ages since i saw it!
jpopfever247 3 years ago 4
"The only thing holding her together are the bird droppings sir" lol
4stringedheart 3 years ago 3
My favorite part is when Paschall inspects the galley for the first time and yells this to Buckman about the coffee and lard cans together in the pantry...
"And which one do you think we will be using more often sailor? ..the Coffee? or the LARD!? Do you think were all gonna jump out of bed in the morning and have a big, hot, steaming cup of PIG FAT!?!?"
dhutchinson86 3 years ago 4
Well sir, it all depends if its a cold morning........
Trek001 3 years ago 5
such a great movie
sgtpepper1138 3 years ago 2
that is an awesome movie!
mistergian 3 years ago 3
Favorite Quote: "Call me a prude if you want, but I don't think it's good policy for the Navy to hand a billion-dollar piece of equipment to a man who has "WELCOME ABOARD" tattooed on his penis!" - Admril Grahm
HauntedChapelDE 3 years ago 3
I like it at the end when the subs talk to each other.
Graham: You are targeted.
Dodge: Congraulations
Graham: Why thank you captain
Dodge: However at the time of your transmission, I had already launched TWO torpedoes. HAAA HAA
Trek001 3 years ago
Great movie!
Has someone an Anchors Aweigh mp3 or wma, or whatever, that is the "version" heard in the movie (or similar to that). If yes, please, send me a message, thanks!
DarrenFaust 3 years ago
lol I love this movie. There's sexual innuendo's everywhere, it's absolutely halerious (arrgh, can't spell that!)
Grannyslittlegirl 3 years ago
it's hilarious. it's okay, i have a genetic disability when it comes to spelling too, so don't feel bad. although my grammar is spot on, funny how that works.
geodubb 3 years ago
omfg its frasier :D
cruzholland 3 years ago
Hahaha, I love Nitro, the electric guy!
McCoyFan 3 years ago
some body can post the full movie of down periscope?thanks
llada13 3 years ago
I LOVE this movie I can say every line in it ^_^
Saka 3 years ago 4
hell yeah lmao everytime at this movie
amazingjecklebrother 3 years ago
1000 times better then hotshots
amazingjecklebrother 3 years ago
Looks fun as hell!
Gonna download it, hope it's like Hot Shots, that movie was super!
ManenQ 3 years ago
FUNNY AS HELL
amazingjecklebrother 3 years ago
man i loved that movie
Langaly 3 years ago 3
SUPER !!!!
Dimitrevich 3 years ago 2
Whats the musics used in this trailer? Its sound like "Amry Men"
IM24CTU 3 years ago 2
My favorite part of this movie:
"Arr arr arr arr arr!"
thefoole 3 years ago 2
That scene where Kelsey Grammer asks if he needs to show his driver's license was cut from the movie, or at least the version I have. Also the salad bar remark was cut from my version anyway.
danwat1234 3 years ago 3
i've worn out my version of it, it's a vhs, so i'm in the proccess of getting the DVD version off of amazon
eddymicgee 3 years ago 2
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@eddymicgee You can watch it on Netflix.
tmntsplinterdude 1 year ago
I have that movie!!! ITS SO FUNNY!!!
MasterNutball 3 years ago 2
i remember this, its fucking epic
jeanmarc87 3 years ago
the kingsmen sing it
M0000002008 3 years ago
please, whats the name of last song??
kobealk 3 years ago
louie louie
evilwarcow 3 years ago
i wish somebody can upload the movie
sayjaibow 3 years ago 2
that would be sweet cause this movie is epic
trollboyjd 3 years ago 3
3a........HOT
Xf15smdt 4 years ago
the part of the whale imitation its so cool
kjsh987 4 years ago
PREPARE TO DIVE!
does he mean underwater?
filmdirector20 4 years ago 5
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Prepare to dive means: Be Ready, We go under water now
88Retard88 4 years ago
i know what it means retard, look at 1:35 in the video, its a line and its funny
filmdirector20 4 years ago 4
Eu adoro este filme
judeu00 4 years ago
I just saw ths tonight. It was awesome
Survivor51 4 years ago 5