Journey to the Exit of the Arcade (part 2/2)

[milleniumfrisbee]

HEY YOU WANT THE CURE TO CANC- AAHHH!!

[StroppySeconds]

HEY I FOUND THE MORPH BALL ABILI-AAHHH!!!

[Suzaku000]

Hay is that the Ridley voi- AAHH!!

[evrbody]

DON'T SHOOT, NICE LADY AAHH!!

[shinmiroku]

The raptor thing had me literally in tears.

[xxxYouTunesxxx]

I vaguely remember this in the Arcade.....wasnt the cab in the shape of a jeep, you step inside...etc?

[yunikage]

I'm so glad slowbeef redeemed himself by remembering what Triceratops are at the end. I was worried that he might have permanently lost nerd points.

[KaraMayonakaSora]

I'd remix this so hard if I knew how.

[ek180]

I think there needs to be an educational children's show hosted by Retsupurae and every episode should have an "Opera with Diabeetus" bit where he teaches them new words or something by singing.

[shortperson20]

Just when I thought living in Maine couldn't get worse.

[DaRkLoRdZoRc]

3:32

Roflraptor finds this entire scenario laughably ludicrAAAH!!!!.

[NoiseBoomer]

240p, WE MEET AG- AAAHH!!

[hoorayforcats]

i havent laughed so fucking hard in like a week

[ZombiePhysics]

The dinosaur was BillyMC's ancient ancestor, BillyBC

[ek180]

@ZombiePhysics You're a genius.

[ZombiePhysics]

@ek180 Thank you :3

[Gaiacarra]

This looks like a pretty good arcade game.

[godzilladeception]

i live in Maine and this is how i get to school everyday

[LieutenantMiles]

Hey Mike my relationship with Rita was very- AHH

[fuandon]

@LieutenantMiles Hey Mike, I know who killed Rita-AHH!

[grindorblackout1986]

The servers are big like air conditioners because jurassic park was set in the late 80`s...at least it the park was completed around then.

[KaraMayonakaSora]

Best fucking Jeep ever.

I want this as my car.

[VysetheTard]

Does anyone else around here remember those old Captain Power TV games from the 80s?

The ones where you'd point the toy jet at the screen and immediately lose because, for some reason, the pilot who represented you in the video would swerve the plane INTO those screaming yellow death balls the enemies were always shooting?

The part with the volcanic rocks reminds me of those days.

[SamuraiFoochs]

This game is hysterical. WACKY MUSIC AND DINOSAUR SHOOTING!

[grottypissedstained]

"You guys read my new novel?"

[GenjiFirefly]

So these are Ridley's ancestors!

[AlexanderBarton]

Oh. Sweet. Genetically. Engineered. Dinosaur. Clones.

At 3:56 & 4:04, he sounded EXACTLY like Ninjor from MMPR @_@

/Totally had a fan boy moment. v.v;

[Cheetah1251]

The smiling raptors should be the mascot of Retsupurae(or SA in general).

[vinnieveritas]

"its unix, they know this"

hahaha

[KKoserYaks]

WHY DO WE SOUND LIKE THE NOSTALGIA CRI- AAHH!

[grindorblackout1986]

3:27 If I may, yes they are servers. Jurassic Park took place in the 80`s (According to the novel)

[SethTheXenocide]

Nice shout out to BillyMC. He will be missed.

[HylianLycan]

Those raptor voices had me in tears

I couldn't breathe

"We made you dinner-AH!"

[Grammaton485]

Why is Jack Slate in Jurassic Park?

[TrineSIP]

Best publishing date ever.

[Neotails8762]

Hey Slowbeef you keep getting the name of the dinosaur wrong-AHHH

[Shapecharge08]

"Lemme fix your brakes-AH!!"

[gonegonego]

I love how much you guys seemed to enjoy recording this.

[Chromeizone]

You guys are absolutely hilarious. AHH!

[MidnightMidna]

Ridley Wars Part II: Attack of the Clones

[xThunderxWolfx]

Y'know, i didn't even notice your mistake slowbeef.

[Goldbloodeddragon]

0:20

It's goofy time again!

[DukeOnkled]

I think I know why the boss keeps fucking him over. The guy absolutely refuses to aim at the weak point unless his cursor's already on it. It's like he thinks he's playing House of the Dead 4 and is trying to get accuracy points.

[coltonsin64]

This game's a train wreck!

[grottypissedstained]

I fell!

[UncleSamEagle]

it's wacky time again

[Qonas]

But seriously Slowbeef 1000 yen isn't a lot of money.

[Pyro25100]

@Qonas Lol, that's like 10 bucks xD

[DMAN123223]

and that's how ridley was born.

[dokha]

subbed just bec u gys are hilarios, although games like this is not necessary, comment on more games like arrival in hell

[MightyKombat]

So we got the Ridley voie.

Can we have more Opera With Diabetus next video?

[13Hubris]

389 Dinosaurs killed in this game.

1 saved.

Don't ask why I know.

[RvLeshrac]

What? That entire pterodactyl section and no "STILL FALLIN'"?

[psluuther]

For those complaining of low quality, note thatthey didn't record it themselves.

[pullahoko]

Hello, it's the Nostalgia Raptor. I remember it so you--AHHH!!

[trumpeter811]

Trex: Help I've Fallen and i can't get up me

T-rex 2 : Use your Life-Alert



[pockypurse]

AAAAAAAAVE MARIIIIIIIIAAAAA

[shriez]

2 questions: When did the raptors steal Ridley's voice, and are the pterodactyls going to join Ridley in falling forever?

[BackgroundBailey]

Isn't there another Jurassic Park arcade game out there? One that uses textured polygons instead of 2D sprites?

[lich109]

@BackgroundBailey Yes, it came out in 1997 and was awesome. I thought they were doing that one when this was first uploaded, and had no idea that there was another arcade game.

[EverybodylovesPookie]

I love how resupurae comments on how shitty some people's quality is, but then record in 240p...

[Shadow78954]

@EverybodylovesPookie they didn't make the original video.

[TheToast7]

@EverybodylovesPookie Yes, clearly 240p is MUCH worse than a shaky overexposed camcorder pointed at a television. With autofocus.

[chosentonessournotes]

@EverybodylovesPookie I have one retort to this comment...

DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RR

[ADBHLS]

This game may seem tough, but it would be no challenge for the AlienDinosaurHunter.

[Flokkerdude]

Seriously requesting commentary over a Superman 64 longplay (If anyone was even insane enough)

[LtSarge]

@Flokkerdude they could always do proton jon's vid

[eternalobliviox71]

I get the feeling the triceratops at the end was the only survivor of this prehistoric absolute-genocide.

[inferno232]

I wish I had the ability to turn my vehicle 180 degrees on a dime, drive backwards at close to eighty miles an hour, and shoot at the oncoming boulder at the same time.

[CaptainVulgarity]

This game looks like it would pair well with the benny hill theme song.

[Zknight7126]

How could anybody do this without loosing a shit load of money?

[DarkOmegaMK2]

*Jack Slate shoots a dinasaur in the face* FUCK YOU!!

[bast963]

"Stop breaking my infinite supply of windshields!" lol

How the hell is the gun not breaking those windshields anyway?

[CastlePokemetroid]

@bast963 Cause it's made from bulletproof glass, duh.

[bast963]

@CastlePokemetroid

Then how did the bullets reach the dinos, if they can't break the damn glass?

[CastlePokemetroid]

@bast963 They don't, that's how the dinos are getting hurt from them. :p

[BBHood217]

There are no results when searching here for "jurassic park arcade one credit clear".

This game is officially harder than Cave shmups.

[GreenGearMood]

5:27

Okay that's fucking SCARY.

[keitsukenx]

Jurassic Park: Attack of the Photobombing Dinosaurs

[JanitorAntisocial]

Better than Jurassic Park 4.

Yes, I know the movie's not even made yet, but just saying what will be inevitably said.

[JanitorAntisocial]

Better than Jurassic Park 4.

Yes, I know the movie's not even made yet, but just saying what will be inevitably said.

[Ygdrasel]

GIMME TWENTY DOLLAS AHHHHH

[MJ1284]

Dead to Ri- I mean RAPTOR MOTHERFUCKER!

[ENM173]

OH GOD OVERUSED JOKE FROM THE VIDEO?

AAAHHHHH

[Chavtheworld]

HEY WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO CLEAN YOUR WINDOW FOR YOU AAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[solidwtf2]

OH SHIT THE BRAKES ARE CUT AAAHHHH!!!!!

[sagacious03]

Yeah, this was definitely one of the better Retsupuraes.

[handsomebrick]

Did that jeep actually rear up in that last battle, like in an aggressive posture?

[RynoZodiac]

So wait. They're LPing a game that they're not even playing? That's kinda lazy. Still funny though.

[Brolock1]

@RynoZodiac It's not really an LP, when they LP they go very into detail about the game and tell about it, like a proper LP should be, unlike bad Lps that other people do where they make silly noises and complain about the game. Things like this are for having fun watching the game.

[Soragan]

@RynoZodiac Diabetus and slowbeef, "Let's Players" (people who play video games and comment over them, MST3K-style) branch out into making fun of bad video-game style videos, and bad video games. It's like a mysterious show about science and theaters and totally not a ripoff of any of that.

Copied and pasted straight from their blip.tv Retsupurae description.

[bust2007]

What the AAAAAAAA!!! Lmao

[grenadier42]

Jokes aside, I DID like some of the moments in the duo-T-rex fight at the end. Some pretty good OHCRAP moments.

Everything else was shit of course.

[EponymousKid]

Shit, why wasn't this the plot of The Lost World?

"There's still dinosaurs out there!" "We have to go shoot them all for the good of mankind! Get me a jeep, 500 boxes of machine gun ammo and 35 panes of bulletproof glass!"

[darkof]

@EponymousKid "bulletproof glass!" that repair itself.

[EponymousKid]

I'm amazed at how the jeep can stay perfectly still as it falls down a ravine or whatever like that.

[lumburgapalooza]

I sure do like 240p.

[TheCoincidence]

When did Jurassic Park get Guy Kazama's ammunition supply?

[EdwardChrisvonMuir]

@TheCoincidence Guy's actually the main character of this game.

[TinRoofTed]

@TheCoincidence Dr. Grant's feelings are not for sale, BioSyn! Dennis Nedry's, on the other hand...

[ElPenguinoTV]

Hey guys, I just wanted to say this video was really fu-AAAHHH!

[ZodiakZen]

So, THAT'S where the Ernest Evans epic boulder ran off to. Even though i think retarded Abe Lincon should have been the final boss in this game...

[Tuznecote]

Wont lie. Its very impressive to a point. I am watching it and enjoying the ride. Must be a complete rip off though. It spams the enemies way too hard.

[JDO3L]

Follow that boulder, Ridley.

[tippo1449]

Retsupurae, let me comment with you- AUUUGH!

[DarkenPain]

Oh no, we can't bash through THAT... that would be unrealistic"

But you know what? If that game wouldn't be so obviously impossible... it looks like insane short fun...

{Ok, maybe i AM crazy, but mowing down dinosaurs and running them over while nerver EVER getting slower no matter what the fuck is going on = win.}

[Gigaspine7]

"Oh it's that thing from Earnest Evans

IT WILL NEVER STOP, IT CAN TRAVEL IN TIME"

[SkylarkChip]

I remember this game at the Chuckie Cheese near where I live, shit was so cash.

[Votiguy]

@SkylarkChip You are me.

[jay4gamers1]

*runs* JURASSIC PARK SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUX *nom*

[thevoiceofdogSA]

STILL FALLIN

[MGuniverse]

Lost World was much better than Jurassic Park 3...

[Maser209]

I'm BAAAAAAAACK! ^_^

[unlovingfilms]

"aah!" hahahaha!

[inferno232]

Someone really should upload a rip of this game's OST. XD

Also, those were cages, you guys. But take note that the raptor cages were the same size as the Triceratops cages. They just crammed them in there, I guess.

[ChrisTheSexyHobo]

We all sound like rubber chickens! *quacks like a duck*

[Mintergalactic]

Another great video guys, but you know a triceratops really isn't a lot of money.

[lolwut707]

Great video, but you know Slowbeef, that was a triceratops not a stegosaurus.

[1337Spud]

Opreasaurus rex is the best retsupurae character.

[M30W3R]

I loved the rock part

[MaverickhunterXZero]

I love how the raptors sound a little like Ridley. Velociraptors space pterodactyl, same thing.

[gerfall]

The raptor mocking is hilarious.

[posthumanfetus]

I can't believe this retsupurae was referenced in this week's photoshop phriday.

[jettythesunfish]

T-Rex: "I'm baaaaaack!"

[reklaimer85]

I kind of wanted to play this game. :D

[TheSzlaszdot]

"It's UNIX, they know this."

Fucking LOL.

[lvl100pokemans]

Double Wrong: Triceratops was never a dinosaur, it was just two different bones simulated into one.

[pHr33kAcHu]

This game actually looks cool as hell.

[JackOfSpades93]

I'm surprised you didn't go for a Ridley joke.

[caitlinbear]

@JackOfSpades93 The entire thing was a Ridley joke. or else they wouldn't have used the canonical Ridley voice.

[Ghalheart]

Between Ridley and Smiling Raptors I can't decide what's more AAAAAAAAAAAAGH.

[imatooltoo]

@Ghalheart I think th- AAAAAAAAAAAGH!

[cwchrisweed]

So why would the escaping of the dinosaurs make a volcano erupt?

[VVD]

You called a triceratops a stegosaurus? UNSUBBED.

[zioz99]

3:57 "RAAAAAAGGHHH!"

[Chaozu]

retsupurae always has the most genius fucking tags

[jay4gamers1]

ITS WACKY TIME AGAIN!

[rickhh1]

Is Diabetus related to PeeWee Herman with that AaaaaaAaaaHhhhh?

[MattC4T]

This is definitely one of the better Longplays

[somahiru]

Diabetus opera AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaAAAAAAAA!!!!!! is ever priceless

[LanAuren]

"Hey have you ever played Bart's Nightmare AAAH!"

[TheMapler9000]

BillyMC Ain't dead he's just working on his Super Mario 64 Rom hack at the moment!

[Kefka44]

>Unix

I love MST3k

[AngryJon9001]

I love how retsupurae is back :D

[truemisto]

you should try to find a playthrough of the other jurassic park arcade game, the one with 3d models rather than popping up sprites. although, the models may lack the charm of the cheerful raptor sprites.

[Ringmanx6]

Billy mc Rest in pea-AAAAHH!!!

[DorfOnCrack]

The Nostalgia Critic knows the difference between a Triceratops and a Stegosaurus. Fuck Shit Balls Loose Tie Fire Gun Wildly Buy My Merchandise

[imatooltoo]

@DorfOnCrack What was his website again?! I couldn't find it at all!

[hypersonic1337]

You guys are awesome. This lets play made me nostalgia so hard

[ragrappy00]

1:43 I'm still falling!

[bloodriotiori]

Tiny raptor voices made me LOL soooo hard xD

[sonicjonathansonic]

the dinosoar arcade 2:22

[CSB]

Those velociraptors sound like Nostalgia Critic.

[mechamind90]

@CSB Apparently so.

[Fuzzy192006]

@CSB ahahahahaha

[troysson81]

@CSB:

Ohhhh, snap!

[Tsicar]

@CSB LMAO!

[ZodiakZen]

@CSB

I'm gunna review Bart's Night...AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

[sonicjonathansonic]

Icecal dont talk lol

[dennett316]

Your Velociraptor voice sounds EXACTLY like King Pooper from the Super Mario pornos...just thought you'd like to know.

[pHr33kAcHu]

@dennett316 WTF DUDE!? I thought you were fucking kidding so I Googled it and nope, you're right. There in all it's travesty: Super Hornio Brothers. :( Fucking RON JEREMY AS MARIO. >_< I kinda died inside...

[dennett316]

@pHr33kAcHu Have you heard of The Cinema Snob? He does a review of that film and it's sequel (yup, there was another) and you know the worst thing? They didn't even cast Ron Jeremy as Mario!! His rip-off name is Squeegie, and the other guy is Hornio...they fucked up the names.

There's no nudity in the reviews and you'll get to here the voice...worth a look.

[pHr33kAcHu]

@dennett316 It sounds very intriguing but I'd rather not give Doug Walker any hits to his website..

[popsodarootbeers]

@pHr33kAcHu First of all, that's being extremely petty. Second of all, the cinima snob has his own site. Can't post it here, just google cinima snob or something.

[pHr33kAcHu]

@popsodarootbeers First of all, no. Second of all, no.

[SSj5Bob]

@pHr33kAcHu

No he doesn't have his own site?

[pHr33kAcHu]

@SSj5Bob I. DON'T. CARE. He's in league with the dude and I don't support Doug Walker in any modicum.