Countess LuAnn de Lesseps official music video: "Chic, C'est la Vie"

[LondonSloane]

Pretty sure she's from Connecticut. Not to mention she has bludgeoned the French language. You're not fooling anyone 'darling.'

[clauditorium]

I saw this after the 30 Rock episode. They didn't even need to make fun of it; it is its own parody.

[necuucj]

La Piscine, J'adore La Piscine

[jnsash003]

@necuucj 30 Rock writers are geniuses

[baladepistache]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkkkkk

tendência a ser sucesso por aqui...na boa!

[bunnyhop212]

ugh she looks so trashy. Why can't people accept when they get old they cant act like their 20 anymore

[TheAnnalise85]

i wanna throw up, so embarrassed for her

[lasrolas]

I couldn't even watch a whole minute. Money can't buy talent. Fail!

[EpicureMammon]

@lasrolas Ha! I saw your comment and thought, "Not even a minute? I let it go for at least two..." then I looked up and saw that, no, I stopped it at 54 seconds.

[MrFelipejoseh]

será que ela tem noção que está virando hit no Brasil?

[xolauren813]

Shes pathetic

[maddydoodles5]

this is a joke....

[Bruninhumg]

MORTO THIS WAY

[watermelons311]

Is this for real??

[lucasmaciel21]

Diva do Brasil s2

[happykiddo1234]

50% plastic

5% autotune

0% classiness

1% hermes

4% money

40% ugly rich husbands

[osuilleabhain6]

this is such a joke

[italoreyn]

glamour, poder, dinheiro venham para min!!!

diva ahazzoou

[juliananobrea]

alguém me levanta que eu to estirada no chão de tanto rir KKKKKKKKKKKK

[fjkdsldlak]

Morri KKKKKKKKKKK MP \o/

[jhonatanblack157]

DIVA , PLAGIANDO A RAINHA REBECCA BLACK

[sucresucre18]

Rainha, RIO DE JANEIRO S2 U

[redfordstick]

JP e MP KKKKKKKKKKK

[redfordstick]

LUXO

LUX

GLAMOUR

I LOVE IT

AMEI ISSO

[juniorlks1]

Povo da JP dominando isso aqui kkkkkkkkk

[claytonrs10]

MORTOOO. DEUS..... KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[mariefaloualgo]

Agora sabemos como Barbara é dona da MP.

Mãe dela comprou.

[LonnyHeavyRotation]

A coroa ahazou... Money is Power baby

[mike9220]

fame whore alert



[ashleysoberg30]

This has to be a joke! It insults real music!

[ScovellsRock]

That is a man... Has to be.

[lavanderUBercupcake2]

This is not singing, it is simply talking with music in the background.

[Catzeyz]

LOL, after seeing her on Real Housewives, singing without any electronic fixing, all I can say is she should invest in some electronic companies out of gratitude for the miracles they can perform with her voice. She is right when she says money can't buy you class, but it sure can buy you help to make you sound like you can sing when in fact you can't.

[michael65]

Good on her I say!!! I'm fed up with all those idiot disco darlings who sound the same!!! This princess is a one off. I guess all the haters here would rather watch hermaphroditic Lady GooGoo...

[kungfuhussle]

she sounds like a men!!! LMFAO

[amkingston1]

I watch the program and oh dear have to say this is one of the worst videos ever, she cannot sing. Might be a but of fun but the sidekicks look really awkward. Ooh cringeworthy!

[SharonTateFan4ever]

Awful

[MsIlovemiami]

you are amazing i love you :)

[uzma931]

She's not even singing what a joke

[uzma931]

OMG please minus a view of this almost 3 minutes of my life totally wasted

[ingiedurrant]

i wish i was born without eye or ears. i wihsh all my sences would die.

[michael65]

@ingiedurrant Now, now, it's bad enough you were born dyslexic..

[ingiedurrant]

@michael65 I wasn't born dyslexic. i just found it very hard to type through periods of uncontrollable vomiting. Go fuck yourself.

[MrMaccioso1]

o lord

[jookle1]

soo soooo shit

[zombieorigins]

Shes not exactly singin lol

[dvknig2005]

Musical moral compasses rip

[MajorJakobs]

This isn't that bad, it's not good, I mean I wouldn't put it on my iPod or something, but it isn't terrible.

[mo42086]

"Kelly - the jellybeans!" LOL

[gagelazare]

she looks like Sigourney Weaver's mom.. .

[MajorJakobs]

Respond to this video... Sigourney Weaver is old enough to be HER mom.

[gagelazare]

thank god she's not my mom!

[Spokesmannequin]

Wow! Was this designed to be a cutting satirical parody of itself? Like, so bad, it's good, it's shit, it's amazing yeah? I'm confused.

[cecisacoto]

i am laughing so hard!!! it is so trash!!! she doesn't sing just talk loads of advise I will not take even if they pay me to do so! so low... like a kid project but with mean girls!!!

[MsHappybunnie]

Oh my goodness! This is the worst thing I have ever seen! What a laugh, is she serious? I mean really darling what's classy about this? NOTHING!

[strawberrysmile22]

I personally hate the show and this junk but after seeing it on the show I just had to come along to dislike

[LondonDTM]

funny the way she doest mention bethennys name . would rather have bethenny as a friend than gill the shit starer LOL and fair enough making one song for a laugh but now she is acting like she is an amazing singer which she isnt, i also wish she would grow her hair she doesnt suit that short style at all looks like a tall pixie haha

[MyAnamaria21]

how very cringy and jill and kelly are in the vido that is just atrocious!!!! what kind of countess are you darrrrrlingggg... a countess does not make cheap videos that sound like a litlle childes nursery rhyme! seriously I thought u would stop at money cant buy you class....

[PATBATify]

SHE NEED TO GWT EVEN WITH THE COUNT AND GET SOME ETHIOPIAN COCK

[mconn12]

i hope she doesnt actually think shes good :/

[lbrit580]

Horrible video. Don't waste any part of your life on this junk.

[m33tm3inout3rspac3]

The was so awful.. I have no words

[selena5986]

this is so funny i love snl!

[krissylovesace]

That's embarrassing.. Terrible production, there's plenty of artists who can't sing & producers make them sound great.. Her producer made her sound old & weathered.. And the video director made her look cheap & desperate... Oh ya, and the lyrics are lame & pathetic.

[ogre36]

DAMN, that was terrible!!  Apparently, money can't by you talent, production value, or choreography.

[SharonTateFan4ever]

Terrible. I can't believe it isn't a joke. Looks like it.

[jenjeroo]

This woman has no class whatsoever.She is so passive aggressive, whenever she says something like "As the French would say..." it make me cringe.The way she looked down on those girls from Harlem and thought they should be grateful for her taking time to talk to them.She is the Countess of nowhere,she married into money,she didn't work her way up,how is she a role model to anyone but gold-diggers?Hopefully the scandal with her daughter saying the n-word will bring her down a peg or two.

[laffytaffy678955]

This is a joke.

[cabonifann]

Wow that was awful

[HannichkaK]

hookkeeeeyyyy....what's the word.....everything she does, just flashes her money and "royal" status in front of every single person! That's having absolutely NO CLASS!Pardon Countess!!Just saying as it is!

[mbting]

If she had class, as she always emphasized, she would not have done this video at all. Being into yourself too much is so not classy.

[90talisten]

I know you all hating on this old bitcht, I do too. But I would fuck her, she is a true MILF.

[lovelylax94]

this is awful



[ThePandora1987]

It's actually funny!!!

[ellycand]

I'm sorry but it's hilarious. Everything what Kelly was doing in this video is shaking her hair and that looked silly. Jill as always in her role as "fabulous woman". I loved watching Desperate Housewives of New York when Bethenny were there, but damn if you can't sing, don't make yourself look funny, just be countess. And btw, usually I don't judge people, but it' just nonsense.

[caseysh21]

most horrible video ive ever seen....ill be having mightmares for a while...

[cesces776]

think of your kids

[jjvictor66]

milfs......

milfs everywhere........

[RivasSarah123]

So bad it's good. I would also like to remind her that she ISN'T a countess anymore.

[mrroboto100588]

I thought LuAnn looked good =] and I prefer ladies with a deeper voice it makes them seem more powerful LOL I enjoy getting with my girlfriends and chilling by the pool singing this song hahaha THANKS COUNTESS!!!!

[wildancrazy159]

"Dignity definition, bearing, conduct, or speech indicative of self-respect or appreciation of the formality or gravity of an occasion or situation."

Ahh..yes, please find some, "brush it off" and own it..

This poor deluded lady, shes very pretty older milf sort, but the gravely tone deaf and smokers voice are too much. Really i want to stop posting, this and the older guy rapping about the "life", its to much.

If these people have so much money to make this crap, lets tax the tacky out of them.

[wildancrazy159]

This..I'm..Oh no you didn't..

Its worse than self publishing, at least a book will go away, this will live on as a undead thing; dredged up from time to time to have a stake pounded though its digital heart only to reanimate and terrorize the public again and again.

When ego over comes better judgement, and those around you are ether to afraid to speak up to save you from yourself, or, dislike you enough to let you make something like this AND have it end up on youtube...well..its sad really.

[silvernitrate10]

is she rapping or is she singing? I can't tell. She sucks so bad I can't tell what she's trying to do.

[lennox5150]

I think Rebecca blacks Friday song may be better :)

[SharonTateFan4ever]

She is not even singing. Just talking. The sad part is those involved probably thought it was good.

[KristineLmarie]

hahahahahah

[SharonTateFan4ever]

A for awful

[snbblackangel]

Good Job Countess :). You put those other chicks names in your song and they did not show up for you. Disappointed in Sonja...

[taif47]

rebecca blacks mom

[garycsan]

These phony c**ts of wherever are the modern version of Marie Antoinette and deserve her fate, metaphorically speaking, of course.

[nicksuquett]

Sounds like she is reading a book

[xosami8P]

Who wants to watch a bunch of no talent old women with money trying to make a music video, this sucks

[ForeverHisYesenia]

Atleast Sing & Use Autotunee , What Money Can Buy -_-

[RaheemdaplayaO4]

Mid-Life crisis strikes again

[darkvenuspersefone]

This is the old version of Rebecca Black!

[LAVIN20]

I thought it was a dude then I realized it was just an old lady singing like a twenty year old drag queen

[SuperLillylu]

@LAVIN20 20yr old drag Queen would have done a much better job.

[OneTrillNigga07]

hang it up countess!

[justinbieber12345317]

holy christ!!! this is gonna make me puke!! this is......... EMBARASSING!

[lauratwix85]

She looks like a drag queen...bleh!!

[Jewel3636]

They look like they were having fun making

the video. I have to admit Luann looked

really stunning in the shots that showed

her getting her hair done. They should've

done a more international / high glamour

look for Luann it's what suits her best.

[supasta3]

when i first heard this song i thought it was jefree star singing.

[pcsears]

Bravo, please, get rid of this group of women! Please! I throw up every time they are on.

[MrManu011]

this bitch got it all wrong..

[chrisb1984va]

The only thing I liked about this video was Kelly and Jill being in it...Sorry Countess, but music is NOT your calling.

[Imadirtycommedian]

I laughed through the entire thing.

[electrohoolic]

ryka d+

[avianca1101]

Worst song ever your almost as bad as rebecca black

[OrangeTealSky]

LOL OMG THIS IS SO BAD.. and this is why I like the blondes better than the brunettes on Housewives.

[butiamhopingxxx]

@OrangeTealSky yeah team blonde!

[tkotan]

uh, that was like very painful to my ears!

[ThatChickwithSigns]

When dinosaurs roamed the Earth, they would often use mating calls such as this in an attempt to find a mate. The more horrible it is, the more likely they are to ensnare a hapless mate to continue the species.

[1997olly]

I like how the level of wine in their glasses never changed while in the back of the limo.

[bmwjusten]

Yikes...

[anthonygreek15]

Wow...I bet her kids are REALLY fucking embarrassed to have her as a mom.

[shsc4998]

i love how only 2 of the housewives wanted to b in this video

[arianav79]

@shsc4998

right?

[shsc4998]

@arianav79 YA hahaha they all hate her lol

[arianav79]

@shsc4998 i only like kelly sooo

[thesilenrecorder]

i would feel so horibal if i was one of her children................epic fail.

[TheNickster2011]

epic fail

[ilm416]

It is refreshing to see a woman who does not let a little thing like a complete lack of even a semblance of talent hold her back. Refreshing to see.. excruciating to hear. Who keeps letting her do this?

[Elsidewinder639]

Vomit....

[eatthatapplecrew]

LUANN FROM REAL HOUSE WIVES OF NYC! THIS WAS A EPISOID A BEHIND THE SCENES!!

[green93145]

Once again another horrible video

[livinlegends75]

I thought the countess was originally a dude. Damn song sucks.

[JMANHOLLA]

this is the worst thing i ever heard. is she a transexual............ how big are your balls......were do you hide the penis .......

all cause my wife watches an i had to see.

[geeehandlez]

they all look stupid.. but jill looks the worse!! and @1:53 it sounds like a witch laughing.. SCARY!! LOL YOU SUCK LUANN!! I CANT STAND YOU, JILL AND KELLY!!!!!!

[snewsome51859]

How old is this Countess? 70?

[cesarcuritiba]

Luann, you are a classy woman! Congrats!!!

[RodT453]

Im gonna need somebody to get on beat

[KekeTheMaster]

Lol OMG I lovvveeee when she says "Ramona bring the Pinot." I like died laughing!!!!!

[satcherafergie]

@KekeTheMaster Me too

[frostingles]

she sounds like a drag queen

[mialuv21]

omg so stupid

[deepblu1516]

The other houswives were so smart not to want to be in this horrible video. get back on that camel Luanne now that was great!! lol

[chimproller]

She is pretty dispicable, but I would bang the hell out of her.

[mrsmale1]

sounds like she is reading a book with rhythm. what a terrible video and terrible song

[lalamorada]

Mrs. LUANN, I loved to be in your video too. I really like it so keep doing it.

[ThatChickwithSigns]

Surprisingly, Kelly actually knows what she's doing in a video. Still, this makes me love Rebecca Black even more.

[quentinreynoso]

lol i like this song oops

[clad11now]

WHO THE HECK WOULD SAY "Kelly, the jelly beans!!!" LIKE WHO SERIOUSLY PUTS THAT IN A MUSIC VIDEO?!?!?!?!?! I'VE GOT TO SHOW MY FRIENDS THIS!!!!!!!

[SHOCOOH]

Didn't you just sing; money cant buy you class?

[mariaelizk]

LMFAOOOOOOO

[darthbrooklyn]

I just threw up....

[Justsayin01]

Yes, Her first song "Money can't buy you class" that is true, But it can buy you singing lessons. Invest in that Luann, your ass can not sing!!! YOU SUCK!!!

[atomickiwi]

bring the jellybeans!!!

[movalboy]

She's almost a monotone. But I know who should be first in the guillotine when the revolution comes.

[BTRlova4eva]

wow....i kinda like it! im wierd!lol

[timm9]

I like the show,but most say its SAD seeing old bags wit grown azz kids act like braty teens.

[laurenwhitney91]

this is the worst thing on youtube

[ThitsaFofo]

I could not stop laughing..does anyone seriously enjoy this??!

[LoveIsOurWeapon92]

@TheKRStation Agreed lol I was watching it and thought I'd look it up now I feel like my ears are bleeding

[MrPubicMuncher]

...

Me Gusta...

o_____________________e

[mw2ac]

Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh MY EARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrsHunniepye]

Money can't buy you class... obviously it can't buy you singing talent either... Simon Cowell we need you! Get this woman off the stage!

[revheavygandpinto]

I'm sorry but Tardy for the party is way better!! don't get me wrong Kim Z sucks!! but honey a little auto tune wouldn't have killed a bitch!

[michaelhiggs123]

This is better that Tardy for the Party

[michaelhiggs123]

I love this song. I will so buy this off iTunes nd work out to it.

[Jellyfishpoplove]

Honestly, did they even use auto-tune? Sounds like she's just talking lmfao.

[SugarCookie1632]

i luv this song

[sahaylah1]

Is she rapping or singing...LMBO If she would shut up the music is great to workout to. I can sing my ass off and can't get a deal and they are wasting studio time on this crap!!!!

[NEVER2LATE4EC]

DEAR GOD i couldnt even watch it all the way through and what i barely saw what i did because i was covering my eyes; too embarrassed

[MrJadtho]

Awful...just awful.

[enjovid]

MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!!!

[wesopera]

All I will say is, it needs a serious remix

[SirLadyDanger]

So this is pretty much grown-up Rebecca Black, divorced from a minor European noble and desperate to remain relevant.

Make it go away, please.

[omshawks012]

You have got to be kidding me.... she calls this a song? Now I understand why Ramona didn't want to be in it.

[gearguy0017]

Horrible. What a waste of money.

[TheJasonYu]

C'est bon, C'est bon!