Frank Zappa - Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?

[fever309]

my friend started singing this song in the middle of health class when my teacher mentioned it may burn when you pee..... Everyone started laughing soo much, even the teacher did!!!!

[1millionscovilleclub]

No really,Why does it hurt when I pee?

[TheBossBiggy]

FRANK ZAPPA=music genius AND pervert..

[Ramen117]

Guess he had kidney stones.

[xDimebladex]

@Ramen117 he had prostate cancer.....

[wandererlain]

Frank Zappa was one of the few musicians who could make a great song out of filthiness and utter stupidity. Fucking brilliant!

[Adamboms]

Oh, the cruel irony of this song

[SaxionXVI]

WTF IS THIS

[IMaiden23]

@SaxionXVI Frank Zappa DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[camilotarra]

@SaxionXVI Frank Zappa IDIOT, GO TO HEAR BIEBER, MORON

[WhorrorPrincess]

It used to hurt when I'd pee.. then I took an arrow to the knee.

[DoubleM29]

2 people probably got the Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!

[dervishmadwhirler]

@DoubleM29 Gonococcococcus.

[bkfilipi]

fuckin genious

[billybob728]

@bkfilipi lmao idiot

[MrDogoman]

trolling WTF ??? I HAVE SEEN THIS COMMENT MANY TIMES ON YOUTUB ..........think i am confussed thought a troll was like a spamer ... according to some it seems a troll is somebody that listens to lots of music and expresses their views on said music ISN'T THAT WHAT MOST FOLKS DO ? and i am pretty sure frank zappa died from LUNG cancer not prostate huh seems i am incorrect ..(fawk ) i have been miss lead . it was prostate shit .. check up or check check out

[SuperAwesomeMr]

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[TheMiniBong]

haha im only 18 so im like 6 onth older than this so but i love it so much big thanks to my step dad for showing me it and frank zappa himself.

[auhunni]

@TheMiniBong your math is a little off...this was released in 1979.

[LanIost]

Sort of ironic since he died from prostate cancer...

[Ratt2004]

@LanIost it jumped right up...and grabbed his meat!

[OmeguhNanashi]

the transition is totally metal XD

love this tune. still can't believe he was sober.



[chipsmet]

Tippy and Al Gore are the only ones to push dislike.

[GerSlaw]

sad.

[parisvioletha]

hahahahahaahaaaahahaha

[juliaisafilmbuff123]

Because you have cancer, dude.

[geoffhummerstone]

still dont know why?

[MrJediGovna]

probably because you got prostate cancer, Frank...

[CreepyLizard]

2 people pee normally.

[graywolf82002]

I thought Weird Al did this.

[fadethetrade]

@graywolf82002 Weird al copied Zappa.Zappa was the original subversive 20th century avent garde composer.Our modern day Mozart.Where have you been living in the past 40 years? the andes mountains?

[DerKupplerMeister]

Fuck this, this guy's a hack. He couldn't make anything but worthless tracks, and his life amounted to nothing. Thumbs up if you agree.

[chewtheplatypus]

@DerKupplerMeister TROLLS I TELL YA GET OUT A HERE YOUR JUST MAD CCUZ UR GUNNA END UP NO WHERE U TROLL

[DerKupplerMeister]

@chewtheplatypus Really, now? I'm gonna end up nowhere? I think you should use proper grammar skills next time you make a statement like that, kid, because you're going to be the one going nowhere using words like "cuz", "u", or "gunna." And by the way, the words you're looking for are you're, not your, as your expresses possession, not a state of being, and nowhere is one word, properly.

[doomlemon]

@DerKupplerMeister There is absolutely no reason to be rude. If this song is not to your liking, don't listen to it. If you must comment, try showing your opinion in a more positive or constructive manner. Seriously man, Don't be an asshole.

[DerKupplerMeister]

@doomlemon I can put what I want as a comment. If it isn't to your liking, don't dwell on it. Seriously man, Don't be a bitch.

[Laffontpt]

@DerKupplerMeister look, about Frank Zappa's legacy, have you ever heard of a little guy by the name of Steve Vai? Yeah, he was Zappa's pupil.

Terry Bozzio? Zappa's drummer.

More than that this man wrote everything just about everything, jazz, rock, blues, country, classical music, you name it, he wrote it.

The man found out he was going to die in excruciating pain, with diagnosed incurable prostate cancer, and do you know what he did? He wrote this song. What would YOU have done, you twat?

[DerKupplerMeister]

@Laffontpt Like I care why he wrote this song. Most people don't even know why he wrote the song, so obviously, he didn't quite get his point across, didn't he?

Also, you can't count Steve Vai and Terry Bozio as Frank Zappa's legacy, as that gives no real credit to those two as real artists. They never did belong to Zappa, they are their own musicians. People don't go around saying Dave Grohl is a part of Kurt Cobaine's legacy, right? Shut your trap, you easily offended hack lover.

[Koolkitties]

@Laffontpt i dont think he knew that early, he was probably jsut having 'urinary problems' at that point, and having his own doubts over what it is

[DerKupplerMeister]

@doomlemon And for after effect: Pussy.

[krauserowns94]

@DerKupplerMeister call the tracks worthless all you like but you cant deny the fact Frank is rolling in his grave laughing at people like you with his millions while his family count the royalties.

btw no one seems to agree with you

[DerKupplerMeister]

@krauserowns94 So ya know, this be a troll. Also: Frank Zappa wouldn't have cared about the money, and actually I highly doubt he did at all. Don't say what he'd be rolling in his grave about if you wouldn't even have known the man behind the music in the slightest. Now then, it was fun messing with you guys, but I've grown tired of this, so I'm gonna be a good little youtuber and enjoy the music in this video. [I love Zappa, by the way]

[krauserowns94]

@DerKupplerMeister so you are confessing to just trolling on a video to boost your miniscule self esteem.

you seem to deny the fact that he does care about money. or else why would he become a musician for free? as much as professional baseball players claim to love the sport its undeniable that their multimillion dollar contracts helps.

BTW since you claim to know so much more than me about the man then what was his favorite color

[DerKupplerMeister]

@krauserowns94 Lol, grow up kid. Listen, you can be someone's best friend in the world and still not know their favorite color, and to know the favorite color of someone who you've never met is a tad bit immature. Anyhoo, just letting you know that, now I'm gonna listen to the rest of his stuff.

[krauserowns94]

@DerKupplerMeister strange it seems as much as you claim to move on you always come back to,probably just some trollnstincts keep beckoning you back. YOU need to grow up kid and quit acting like you know so much to increase your pitiful selfconfidence when you really dont... but then again trolling is like herpies; its incurable

[FrickenEpic]

This confused mee..(:

[Shaktidej]

Zappa is the only composer that makes me laugh out loud ! As did his musicians, check YCDTOS vol 3 to hear them ...

[avapxia11]

He got the candida from a toilet!

[ilhentai]

2 people's hurt when they pee they got it from a toilet seat

[atemu6666]

THAT'S THE MOST STUPID SONG I'VE EVER HEARD!!!!

[jfrog324]

@atemu6666 thats cause you probably didnt listen to the whole album- ya know, it tells a story. you read a paragraph in the middle of a book

[LibertyCityMayhem95]

@atemu6666 I hope your balls feel like a pair of maracas <_<

[Ratt2004]

1 person probably got the

Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!

[joeshow94]

oh punky........

[Gam3rBoy1997]

my balls feel like a pair maracas :) ayayaaaa

[cwilbaby]

frank zappa is the original weird al.

[fadethetrade]

@cwilbaby But Al lacks the genius 20th century avent garde composing style Zappa possessed.

[cwilbaby]

@fadethetrade yea i know thats why zappa is the original

[Christiantium]

shortly, after his liaison with the taco stand lady, John makes a horiible discovery...:)

[Amatyr]

I have a UTI/kidney infection right now, and I've had this song stuck in my head the entire time.

[bluzjoker]

i just been diagnosed with a kidney stone, and all i could think of was this song! love me some zappa

[MarkoRoll666]

where is the epic button on this vid

[KingdomSlayer]

lol...

this... is ... actually a nice song xD

[wakingup2010]

my balls feel like a pair of maraccas!!!oh god i probly got da ganocacacas!! hehehee

[vdelsen14]

It jumpt right up, and grabt my meat xD!!!

[kujalajohn]

GENIUS. EVERYTHING HE EVER DID.

[Roolek]

I swear this song is haunting me... It just wont get out of my head!

[kschropfer]

@Roolek sounds more like a blessing than a haunting

[uegrad]

He got it from the toilet seat,...yeah

[lpgc3c4]

@uegrad -YES