Reci-Tweets

[VarietyShop]

Brilliant!

[Ahksmar]

OH FUCK!

[proberush]

I burned my house down at some duration between tweeting and stirring I'm not sure there was a loud pop my hands were encased within a searing crystalline liquid and before I knew it the flames were everywhere

On the bright side, however, I've collected just enough insurance to rent a small apartment and subscribe to the few amenities that are really important: electricity, water, food, internet and a homeless man who, in exchange for showers, tells me whenever I'm about to do something stupid.

[darkphoenix2]

This video makes me wish I was friends with all of these people so I could be totally in on everything and know everything about them at all times and know what was going on all the time and catch every single joke and we'd be best friends

[onelazynoob15]

"I'm not erunk" dude you were drinking Four Loko, go see "Honest Four Loko Commercial" by collegehumor.

[ModernHumanist]

this was so amazing....and pretty much defines my experience with twitter in general.

[clongoram]

Your cameraman is a genious and you all are funny

[huggerme]

This show is brilliant!!!

[monsterbot9]

four loko lol

[DelhomiewhoaD]

Andy Kaufman much? I say that in full enjoyment

[xTheGerbilx]

Isn't this what Twitter is all about? and what are you guys drinking all the time?

[CaptainWow110]

and we have the same damn phone. ....I think I may comment too much on your vids.

[dubhandler2992bogdan]

the dude touching his cat IS FUCKING SCARING ME!!!

[dubhandler2992bogdan]

you need heavy cream and you need some eggs... sounds fun ;)

[97North]

fucking epic!

[Borialis]

I was laughing my ass off at this, keep it up guys :)

[Broughtmyownbomb]

WHY DO YOU HAVE MY PHONE AUGH. xDDDD

[HillierSmithStudios]

My subscription box has not told me about your past four videos....I thought you were dead....

[SirSecrets]

KNOW YOUR MEME 6:17

[832ian]

Im so confused but this is so awesome!

[starcraftAI22]

LOL!

[J0Fernando]

might have lost followers but you gained subscribers !!

[1TGuy1]

*Sigh* Upgrade...

[TheSneakyVikingJarl]

You are a bloody fucking genius. I am totally against Twitter and now I wanna join just so I experience more of your weird thought process

[mertdejedi]

When is she gonna make sum Terrimuzioo

[yoursecretsubscriber]

Been going through your videos all day and this is probably my favourite thus far.

[ShinShadoWolf]

I honestly couldn't tell if you guys were acting. You people are brilliant.

[hkfreak]

@ShinShadoWolf That's what 24fps does to anyone.

[Anewkeitaro]

Oh god.... as someone who is seeing all of this and just started watching your stuff for the first time... this was hilarious. Love the mini-breakdown.

[Chazodude]

I don't know how I found out about you, but I feel privileged to have done so. You're gonna hit the big time very, very soon and I'll have been a subscriber before you passed the 30,000 mark! I have just obsessively watched about 30 of your videos and your humour is amazingly funny and intelligent. To be honest the only thing that has annoyed me so far is that Maria sounds English but says 'trash can.' :P As that's your only criticism, I don't see how you aren't destined to succeed!

[JBTheMovies]

brian. you and i had the same phone for a long time. i saw it here and there in several 5SFs. i then got a new phone. it's the same as the one you're using here. this means something. this is important.

[cameronmullins]

You need to make this a series on here. It should be a dark coming into yourself mini series. Where the inner serial killer comes out Brian. You know you want to. Also work your way up to 4 Four Lokos.

[feeshakins]

lmaooo this is too funny

[llollercoaster]

OH SHIT SON IS THAT SOME TRADER JOES GNOCCHI?! THAT SHIT IS OFF THE FUCKING HOOK SON...

I'D EAT THAT EVERY DAY...

[sentient02970]

People are waaaay too tweet-sensitive. Oh and creme brulee rocks!!

[MrLunaticpandora85]

Time to pissed some people off ... again lol ! Brilliant!

[starcraftAI22]

Excellent! Pointless yet Excellent!

[trv16gel]

Yep, just arrived from fwong. Immediate impressions: whatever camera he's using is amazing; what's in those ginormous cans?; the girl has an amazing accent (and is pretty easy on the eye); learnt something about Twitter. Will check out more.

[ImSquizzy]

im going to go back to twitter just to follow you now

[yas091]

Jon's smile at 2:00 is pure evil.

[kuhchung]

dude, if maria and brian break up, then both of them will be single (trust me, i did the math)

who would i try to woo first!?

[QWERTYCommander]

Also, I love Maria's accent.

[DomainUnavailable]

hahaha oh my god this is brilliantly high-concept. you can never get too ambitious, brian.

[DomainUnavailable]

@DomainUnavailable highconceptinthegoodway

[MarcoFriendino]

Brilliant on so many levels. As usual

[chexnips]

this video made me follow you on twitter. this is why i watch you.

[Rec0rdit]

Thumbs up if Fwong led you here!

[NicktheNet]

Your twitter feed that night was just overloaded with confusion and pointlesness, but this video is just so fucking brilliant and hilarious! Bring on more recitweets!

[onreload]

I cannot stress enough how much I believe Firenzi to be on the cusp of mainstream rising stardom. While that last sentence was awkwardly put together, fuck it - Brian please go save comedy and internet.

[thekidhere]

I know know about 5sf twitter from this. +1 follower.

[nfsdrt]

oh yes the skyline Review =)

[nfsdrt]

i cant remember why it is that i subscribed

[grennysohail]

@nfsdrt because this is awesome?

[Piano194]

OMG You're the hypnotist!

[supershpah]

I followed on Twitter BECAUSE of this video. It was truly inspirational. I see this becoming a world wide trend.

My creme brulée turned out wonderfully, btw.

[SgtLegous]

Whohohoho the girl is hot and cute :D

[Ghostpilot]

Hah, now that I see everything in context, it's actually quite brilliant (I absolutely lost it on "I am a fraud").  Shame I didn't reply at the time, but it'll take a lot more than that to get me to un-follow.

Well, maybe not that much more. That was a -lot- of tweets.

[JacobPattersonArt]

Where the hell did you get the idea for this? It was pretty damn awesome...

[venom0237]

lmao @ the 4loko

[MrV4ST]

freddiew sent me

[odriveeu]

IT'S A BIN NOT A TRASH CAN WTF

[FlippytheMasterofPie]

@odriveeu IT'S A TRASH CAN NOT A BIN WTF

[odriveeu]

@FlippytheMasterofPie touché mon ami

[MraLunaa]

this was awesome



[mikey9088]

The webshow "Know Your Meme" I'm assuming has the same music jingle library as you, avoid using the same outro techno music for future videos.

[Paruuparo]

"heavy c3rne pour it in the fuckin pot"

"stirrin that sugar cream pot for 10 minutes gotta take s hit"

LMFAO. what a pro

[AnkelzFilms]

the fourlocos had me crying laughing

[garrettfwilson]

The twenty-some tweet flood coupled with this video has pretty much guaranteed my never unfollowing you on twitter. If I had been awake at two A.M. that day I would have give words of encouragement.

More recitweets in the future.

[arryarrfiddledeedee]

when I saw c-pain in the background I paused it and jacked off then kept watching

[bfhpeyro]

@sonicteam12 FOR DA LOVE OF GAWD

stop with the thumps up ¬¬

[blahblahblahblha303]

@bfhpeyro Just flag as spam and move on.

[QWERTYCommander]

@sonicteam12

Get fucked.

[QWERTYCommander]

I remember seeing some of these tweets before the vid came out!

[TheMattfish]

Reci-tweets is awesome. Loved the theme at the end too, that was just amazing.

[muicey]

Awwww, it's okay, the world still loves the antics of bfirenzi.

[s0viet]

How do you distinguish the tastes of Fourloko and disappointment?

[KaptenZom]

Put on some shoes or something, that shit can be dangerous!

[blackmesalabs]

I wish I had a twitter account so that I could get these tweets. Unfortunately, they don't have four loko in my country. This is the best. Reci-tweets is a good show.

[TehCthulhu]

man i almost wish i cared enough to have a twitter

this was an awesome idea, everyone else in the world is dumb

[byfuryattheheart]

The watermelon flavor does fucking suck. And I can see you're enjoying that 35 f/1.4. Best lens out there

[killerman4ever]

Oh wow.

[RecycleElf]

That girl could creme my broulee any day, if you know what i mean.

also, funny vid. real inspiration for my film part of life

[meeplem]

Who the hell wouldn't follow you and your delicious creme bruleaaeeuaua recitweets?

[TheMrdude6969]

This is an advert for your Twitter.

[MsLaughingAddict]

LOL awesome! I'm gonna follow you now!

[astoriasky]

you have a new follower :D

[MarikoTohno]

I wasn't aware that 5sf had a twitter. But I found this video to be quite funny.

[DavidTheFreak]

Wasn't aware 5sf had a twitter

[helloimAERHI]

id creme her broulee

[ZaneEatsWorld]

I watched most of those tweets go down live, and I didn't unfollow!

[TheZarbodShow]

She's way out of your league.

[RecycleElf]

@TheZarbodShow

what he said :S

[yaargmatey]

@TheZarbodShow oh u jelli brah

[TheZarbodShow]

@yaargmatey Very!

[Wizkid837]

I knew I wasn't the only one who thought you were drunk when you stared posting all those tweets.

[RebelOfCarnage]

when i got to this video i was first but didnt comment first CRAP I FAILED LAWLZ

[RebelOfCarnage]

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[GeoDougy]

that was pretty funny

[scrutley]

Also that meeps shirt was worn in the Devil video. Do you wear each other's clothes?!

[scrutley]

Everything about this is great. Also I wasn't aware of the 5sf twitter so that's even better now