Stephen Fry in a bad mood

[CrazyPL2P]

I love you so Stephen Fry ! live for ever

[EarthPhotography]

This always cheers me up when I'm sad!

[poeticnerd1990]

He. Needs. A. Hug.

[TexasMason2]

"What do you want from me; hum? HUM? At least I bother to get off my fat, waddling, festering, lardycarpet and actually go to the theator!"

I Love how he delivers that line!

[roglowe]

Manuell!!!!!!!!!



[KetchupSplodge]

Gentlemen, Benedict Cumberbatch has a new rival.

[Animalcrossing95]

This sketch is very Basil Fawlty xD

[proulxmontpellier]

"No, Eric Cantona wasn't in it!"

[hofffan333]

I don't know about anyone else, but I certainly can't slice a cucumber with as much speed or skill as this.

[guildfordboss]

Gordon Ramsey eat your heart out.

[judgejudyslover]

He seems to be channeling Basil Fawlty here "hmmm hmmm" :)

[Animalcrossing95]

@judgejudyslover thats what i thought! XD

[MrLabratic]

Mummy he's shouting.

[TwistedAnvil]

OH DAMN AND BLAST THESE COCKING CUCUMBERS!

[C0K0M0]

Omm the shadow from his nose looks like a Hitler stash XDD

[mtyler2208]

I feel Steven's pain. I feel it every time I try to make a decent salad. I know it's good for me and good for my family. But, Good Lord, it's so hard. I Love you, Mr Fry.

[incrediblejessen]

he reminds me of Basil Fawlty here. Here even sounds like John Cleese

[TheBlueorigami]

Just tried to bake a pumpkin pie while upset over separating from my boyfriend just before New Year's. It went something like this.

[3hickmanm]

could he be anymore british? :P

[erniehudson1]

basil falwty?

[solusdiver]

@erniehudson1 Spot on...he was channeling Basil whether he was aware of it or not.

[DanRaccoon]

Fry's bi polar mood swings are triggered by vegetables?

[ZeciousBabaloni]

I've never seen him sound so much like John Cleese! It's Fawlty Towers all over again!

[phemyda94]

I wonder what it says about me that one of my favorite videos on YouTube is Stephen Fry in an apron shouting at a cucumber.

[justamick1]

YOU JUST COULDNT HATE THIS GUY NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRIED.

THERE IS ONLY ONE SHOW THAT I WOULD WATCH BEFORE QI ,  AND THATS DOC MARTIN.

[meowiamacow]

@justamick1 DOC MARTIN!!!! *virtual high five*

[FrisianDude]

For some reason I really want to use a cucumber to smack a tomato.

[FeatherPhoenix]

this man is the reason i fell in love with england

[SnakeJake23]

cocking cucumber.. thats the funniest thing ive heard in a very long time

[MrBuch169169]

Mmm? MMMNM?

[ItsTiedToAStick]

Sounds just like John Cleese

[boiledpotato]

COCKING CUCUMBER is now my new favourite phrase

[liedata011]

Stephen Fry... Funny even when angry and insulting

[zoyataylor]

lol i love the vid title :DD

[SelinaHopeBorji]

reminds me of david mitchell 

[mizpain624]

hahahahahaha toooo funny XD

[wijfiegroeneandijvie]

somehow he reminds me of John Cleese in this....

[RachelHurdWood4ever2]

@wijfiegroeneandijvie Basil Fawlty, I command you to leave Stephen's body at once! lol

[wijfiegroeneandijvie]

@RachelHurdWood4ever2 are we sure it's bipolarity? maybe it's MPS ;)

[intoarut]

@wijfiegroeneandijvie Exactly!!!!!!!

[warriorsfan19]

Somebody needs a hug!!!

[timewilltell7]

@warriorsfan19

when people are pissed off dont touch them

[1gadena]

Fucking funny!!! Lmao! Why wont this tomato behave, sounds just like my posh nan in a mood!

[dukes0916]

So what happened at the theater?

[Maerahn]

Oh my god.... I've made salads just like that!!

[MiHiVidz]

If there's anyone who knows how to handle a cucumber and toss the salad, it's Stephen Fry.

[porrsmurfen]

@MiHiVidz That's just wrong. :(

[feuchster]

I love stephen, but i don't understand why this is funny =\

[Wheelsgr]

@feuchster Cooking shows are usually filled with very polite and pleasant banter so this is funny because this cooking show host has no charm and his mood is not only ruining the salad but the hypothetical viewer wouldn't learn how to make anything so you have the added comedy of imagining some poor old woman who just wanted a nice salad and instead is being shouted at through her television set and still has no cocking food to eat!

[meylisINTP]

He is the best!

[americafrickyeah]

WHY WON'T THIS FRIGGING TOMATO BEHAVE

[MsSarjen]

@americafrickyeah I love that line! It sounds like me when I'm in a mood.

[Cleo4696]

because that wasnt scripted at alll... misleading title.

[WhiskerScot569]

i was watching this in the early hours of the morning and i laughed so hard i woke everybody up

[MafiaCupcake]

I love Stephen Fry. :)

[scotthendo]

I love Fry but this just seems to be a John Cleese impersonation.

[SIngli6]

Steven Fry really needs to hire a cook.

[Realalover]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!

[shiro1744]

Hehehe. For those who don't know, the men he mentioned (Eric Cantona, Linford Christie and Stephen Hendry) were great sports stars, not theatre actors.

[s123rew]

@shiro1744 eric cantona was in the tempest mon ami linford christie had a porcelein penguin shop in thames ditton while stephen hendry worked as a tour guide for battersea dogs home johnny come home we all love you quack quack

[NoPantsPartyPR]

hes good with the knife

[ArchSaur]

Emo

[TomMSTie1138]

Gordon Ramsey has nothing on Stephen.

[WOLFIEweasel]

When he shouts, he sounds just like John Cleese :D

[thomasimon]

@WOLFIEweasel Listen when he says 'desire' at 0:54, that's John Cleese 100%

[MahoganyDesk]

Awwwwwwwwwe! Poor Stephen Fry!

[MrBuch169169]

I saw a play today and as I sat down, this was all I could think of.

[MaximPodolsky]

Tomatoes are freaking nasty. To piss off a person like Stephen Fry, you gotta really know what you're doing.

[PiscisCruor]

He's scary when he's angry because IT'S JUST NOT HIM!

[ChillyMan5]

is this real, and if not what was he doing this for?

[KidsWithGuns1992]

@ChillyMan5 Lol it's quite obviously a sketch, you can tell he's not really angry.

[GogolBordelloLover]

lol, he threw the tomato stem in the salad

[hbanana7]

The fact he can say all those lines AND use bladed utensil just proves his brain is in top form.

[Mcmotherfuckingrory]

@oooISPYooo

My thoughts exactly

[DavySigfusson]

Now try to imagine Fry actually being angry fo realz.... Yeah, me nether...

[navitzki]

He chops pretty well!

[ell3en]

@navitzki Minces too :)

[huntriss]

Like this if you also feel slightly afraid when Stephen swears.

[VassagoX66]

0:24 I must make a point to say HMM?! HMM?! like that.

[sallygo1234]

............. which was nice.

[innit27]

stephen hendry

[Siiixful]

This would've made a GREAT episode of Jeeves and Wooster

[GiratinaofFury]

@Siiixful Probably Jeeves does this when he goes into the other room.

[WarMasterX6]

Cooking with Stephen Fry XD Epic 

[J0kerCards]

He cuts his finger at about 0:23.

[catekit]

PMS :D

[PhilWithCoffee]

1:15 I can answer that, Stephen, you're using the wrong knife to cut the vegetables. A chefs knife or even a santoku knife would work much better.

[arinlares]

Looks like it's anger salad again tonight.

Also, "cocking cucumber."

[Zoball1]

haha,that is amazing. CRUDING ARSING THING! WHY WON'T THIS TOMATO BEHAVE! THIS COCKING CUCUMBER! I love stephen fry.

[puckerings]

Brilliant...anegr very reminiscent of John Cleese at his best.

[Spellbinder888]

Fry, Connolly and Izzard - our National Treasures :D

[colster84]

Hi, are you the girl from bristol I just met on omega who recommended this to me?!

[sheogorath19]

carpet? :) lol

[mrsilovemikeyway]

has anybody else noticed that stephen cut himslef while cutting the tomato

[xopenheartx]

@mrsilovemikeyway where did he cut himself, at 0:24 ? you can see him after glance at his left hand, so I wonder...

All the makings of a fabulous actor though; never stopping over some little thing and doesn't make drama about it.

[mrsilovemikeyway]

@xopenheartx yh good spot and later that episode i swear i saw a plaster hehee

[shaunsation]

Maybe that's where I'm going wrong: I'm an awful sous chef. Can't cut things consistently no matter how hard I try. I'll just get mad next time. Thanks Stephen :)

[Rockrgrl350]

This is brilliant! I actually had to make salad for my job the other day and the entire time I was giggling to myself because of this video. <3 Stephen :)

[soundslave]

Keep pressing 9.

[ReggieDawg6000]

Why wont this frigging tomato behave!?!?!?

[MsLaurielover]

I don't think I have ever laughed as hard as I just did xD

[xXMissMarmaladeXx]

THIS COCKING CUCUMBER!

[Stevie2Sxc]

Nothing is funnier than seeing a man get irrationally worked up to the point of homicidal tendencies

[XxXHeavenElevenXxX]

"Why won't this frigging tomato behave!?" xD

[GraemeHull]

Strong undertones of Mr Cleese

[mogur00]

@GraemeHull totally

[1994Topgear]

Oh God! This cocking cucumber!

[HerChattyness]

why does it have to be like this?



[MrsPoker]

0:26 !!!!

[darkhawk1979]

Only Fry can give anger such class!

[ArwenPendragon]

THIS COCKING CUCUMBER!

[KingOrcus]

...is he really in a bad mood? Wouldn't want to meet THAT in a dark alley.

[10SEAvenue]

Sod-buggering on a lardy carpet and poorly-behaved tomatoes... seems perfectly reasonable to me. A complex man and a lovely human being (I've said it and if Stephen reads this, he must accept it as truth. Yes, truth.. even though I am being followed by his cake for more than a month, now). Stephen, I'm a square john broad and could care less about celebrity: you are a lovely man.

[FulchesterUnited]

"crudding, arsing thing..." brilliant...

[Ansuzie]

If I hadn't known he was acting that was actually rather scary. And I got a bit worried when he picked up the knife.

Where was this from?

[LaSeuleEtoile]

@Ansuzie It's from a sketch from "A Bit of Fry and Laurie", the comedy show he did with Hugh Laurie :)

[Ansuzie]

If I hadn't known he was acting that was actually rather scary. And I got a bit worried when he picked up the knife.

[yankeeangel26]

He's so cute.

[blackwhimsy]

Stephen's knife technique is actually pretty good.wish I could cut cucumber that finely,lol!

[xopenheartx]

COCKING CUCUMBER!

[dolphinx100]

lol, I have the same problem with tomatoes!!! :D Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie foreva' <3

[stitcha123]

black! blaaaaaccccccccccck!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[etherealegg]

Play it with the vuvuzelas on ;)

Increases the anger :D

[whitneynj]

talkin about venting

[yutzwagon2]

It's hard to tell if he's acting or if he's actually having one of his bi-polar episodes... That's the sign of a good actor.

[JDLupus]

Fry with PMS...

[Nick0062]

I think I might just have to add 'cocking' to my vast repertoire of swear words ;)

[09thebaron]

look like stephens got a small knife haha... don't make fun of kitchen utensils kids

[RandyRedCactus]

He sliced the "Cocking Cucumber!" incredibly well though you have to admit :P

Ah, can't not love Stephen Fry

[shaun4000uk]

@RandyRedCactus he did seem to be very handy with the knife whilst acting too, I would probably have cut my thumb off doing that

[itsameMARIO94]

I'm still out of breath from laughing!

"OH WHY WON'T THIS FRIGGING TOMATO BEHAVE???!!!" hahaha

[drtmuir]

I could watch this till the cocking cows come home. ;)

[suchducks]

THESE COCKING CUCUMBERS

why does it have to be like this...

[WineApprentice]

Haha, this is so funny.. Reminds me of John Cleese in Fawlty Towers.

[CabboPearimo8]

'Reminds', or 'is lifted from'? Of course, because it's Stephen Fry, he adds his own to it, so it's more a borrowing style than a stealing of an idea.

[rotel1080man]

oh why wont this tomatoe behave!!!!!!

oh this cocking cucumber

loving this

[ChainX]

Breathless, teary eyed laughter.  Stephen Fry is my FAVORITE celeb.

[KatrinLeoMania]

Oh, so funny! :) I`m see it over and over, and it`s so cool, I can`t stop laughing! :D

[lookatwig]

he reminds me of General Melchett in this especially the "sod buggering", "crudding, arseing thing" this man is fantastic

[UndefeatableTwilight]

@lookatwig Maybe because he IS General Melchett?

[lookatwig]

yeah i know he IS General Melchett ... i was just saying this bit reminded me of how he is in Blackadder as him

[jimbobjimminy]

I need to use 'arseing' more often

[lookatwig]

just the phrase crudding arseing haha

[CQSupreme59]

"Oh why won't this frigging tomato behave?!" - I can't stop laughing at that!!

[AfterTheFox75]

Story of my life Stephen!

Cocking cucumbers and all :(

lol

[medea1990]

Wonderful!

[ASmalllTurnip]

now THAT is a salad made with love, lol.

[georgia10123101]

fry's hair looks bloody fantastic in this ^_^ xx

[graceygrumble]

Cocking cucumber!

He swears like no other-

Fabulous!

[georgia10123101]

i have this on dvd.

does any one notice that he cuts his finger??

might be hard on this but he does. badly-ish.

 . pooor him.

the next sketch he has a band-aid

so cute love u stephen x

[rudiecantfail13]

Is that at around 0.24? I can see him look at his left hand a few times after that.

Poor Mr Fry, he covered it very well though.

[georgia10123101]

yer he cuts his finger early on and i watched it on better quality and as he is cutting the cucumber he leaves like a finger print of blood on it :(

[CQSupreme59]

What DVD is this on? I'd love to see the whole clip!

[georgia10123101]

a bit of fry and laurie season 4 im pretty sure x