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  • You rock man!!!!!

  • sevenfold is another way to say multiplied by seven. A7X

  • >A7X = Avenged Sevenfold

    How does "Fold" abbreviate to X?

  • hahahahaahahaa......thats funny but dude !!! you got way too much time on yo' hands hahah

  • Whether people rage at you, or appreciate how easy it is to troll under representing the elitist metalhead stereotype, nobody can deny these interpretations are fucking hilarious

    props

  • jajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja­ja oh my god XDDD!!!

  • the solo should have been insert shitty megadeth solo here man

  • calling a7x musicians is wildly inaccurate. i hear that the frontman threatens violence against any haters. can't believe that mike portnoy ever joined this band.

  • FUCK U A7x Is THE BEST

  • My favorite part was the November Rain solo. You, sir, are a genius

  • amazing <3  Sally Da Bum ftw

  • 2:25 HAHAHAHA

  • Aw, Mate, I pissed all on myseeeelllllffff

  • @ThePsychoReturns no, justin bieber sucks haha

  • @aldomia182 Dragonforce sucks just as much as Justin Bieber.

  • @ThePsychoReturns ok that's your opinion not mine :) but thanks for letting us all know

  • nun in a tractor! lmao. dude your hilarious. imm a A7x fan but this is so freaking funny!

  • I've seen this video many times and I feel it's finally time for me to voice my opinion

    This video has completely ruined my memory of the lyrics to the actual song...So I must whole heartedly thank you for making the song so much more enjoyable

  • Dude, this really isn't funny...

  • I have to admit, I thought the video started out funny...then I stopped laughing and started getting pissed and couldn't figure out why. Oh yeah, because I was listening to the biggest piece of shit the music industry has dropped on society's chest in the past 12 years. Needless to say, I didn't finish watching the video.

  • did you change some stuff from previous versions? i remember the first one was hilarious but i don't remember some of the the things in this one.

    either way. as long as the mental pigeon and the e-doses are still there, im cool. fuckin awesome.

  • DUDE

    You said there wass a solo.

    The whole thing was based on. A7X- Bat Country.

    Then suddenly you put A7x- Seize The Day (Coffin Scene)

    And the sound from Guns `n Roses

    WTH

  • @ExtraWeirdable

    Is there, or is there not a guitar solo in this video.

    There is.

    Stop complaining.

  • @ExtraWeirdable

    you mad bro?

  • ANAL JUICE

  • avenged sevenfold kicks ass, but the pickachu thing is funny as hell. Most other bands you make fun of suck ass though

  • I think you're probably the only guy I'd let make fun of my favorite bands, these are just too funny!!

  • Lemmy said and I quote (the best funking drummer in the last 20 years)

    U'll be missed we dont forget...

  • Mental pigeion follow me!!

  • This is the best interpretation you've made.

  • i kept the solo in this time, lol

  • LOVED THE VIDEO until you called a7x shit...

    :D

  • @Matsudaissmex But it's only the truth. :D

  • @Matsudaissmex ubuttmad bro?

  • Personally love a7x but this is fucking funny as hell. plus i always thought his voice sounded like a vacuum in the beginning 

  • I like the use of the Lime slide again.. or if you used it first in this video :)

  • Personal favorite of the interpretations, and to this day I'm convinced these are the proper lyrics. It fits too well!

  • I like how you payed out his slurring XD And there's no way that poof could be anywhere near as good as Slash.

  • The Vacuum Is Fucking Funny Man..I Just Cant Stop Laugh..

  • Me = Avid Avenged fan.

    This is a funny video man. Haha there's some pretty mean shit.

    'Cept for calling Avenged shit at the end... I don't care if you don't like them... You don't decide whether they're shit or not...

    Just thought I'd say that...

  • the video was funny but a7x is an awesome band

  • i crack myself everytime i listen to this rofl

  • slash ripoff lol

  • a7x is fucking gay

  • LMAO XD

  • Hahaa! YES! They have taken this video down so much! Avenged are a bunch of whiny boys who get their panties in a bunch when someone makes fun of their god awful music...haha Suck it up and deal with it. You have snowed enough people into thinking you're talented...you should be able to take the criticism *nods and makes a vacuum noise*

  • weird and funny haha

  • feel up men rofl

  • wow that is odd usually you would see people bashing for this video being made but everyone is giving kudos... any who avenged rules good job on the vid.

  • Coffee Dance ftw!

  • hahaha

    I fucking love Avenged

    but this is funny as shit

  • fuck me dude funniest vid ive saw yet XD

  • eu ri muito no solo da november's rain.

    eu gosto muito de avenged,porém isso foi mesmo divertido.

  • OK DUDE this is some very fucking funny video right there loll i personnaly love avenged sevenfold but i laughed the whole thing. especially theses lines that sounds like 100% the same ; Keith's ass wont feel the same, after ive been today. OMFG

  • @MrParasite1 cheers man :D

  • @Paranoidave dude, please do another a7x interpretation :D because they suck so hard and the fan reaction is hilarious, because they all think a7x is "metal" and that they're "br00tal" for listening to it

  • @kjer0nanny0slut I used to feel brutal listening to Avenged Sevenfold... Waking the Fallen got me pumped... but now after all these years I see what you guys mean... Kids in my school will turn up A7X and headbang... to their new shit which isn't heavy! Stuff like Dear God... I want to tell them to listen to real metal if they want to feel awesome. I love A7X because of their writing ability.. but they're just not a brutal band anymore... And I see why people who hate A7X hate the fans now :P

  • @SwainA7X there not heavy? have you not heard God Hates Us. i mean try to hear some songs before talking shit..... .l.

  • @Danny5192 Dude I'm a huge A7X fan... of course I've heard God Hates Us... but that's one song, not ready to die had it's moments too, but Avenged Sevenfold is not going for heavy anymore, so before you talk shit you should look at the band. They don't dress like they used to and don't put out the same kind of image. Saying not heavy is not a bash at all. Heavy is like Whitechapel and Untapped Market. A7X is Melodic Metal and are amazing at what they do. Don't get so defensive next time

  • @Paranoidave ok its awsome but some of it is pretty obviouse what hes actually saying. but anyway do you think that avenged seven fold was the easiest interpretation to follow

  • @MrParasite1 oh my gawd. i feel the exact same. I like A7X alot but this video was just fucking hilarious. I also like some of the gibberish. its just so funny

  • HAHAHAHAH, man this is actually funny, A7X FUCKING ROCKS!

  • One line that instantly made me favorite this video:

    Keith's ass wont feel the same, after ive been today..

    Brilliant :D

  • Avenged sevenfold FTW !

    but this was pretty funny LOL !

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  • Dave, on a mutual understanding this time, no hate. I have to hand it to you

    it's been like, 3 or 4 years since i saw this, and we were having like a mini youtube war cause i got pissed about it, but whenever i hear bat country, sometimes these lyrics pop into my head.

    Now from a more mature perspective, i can appreciate the humour of this.

    still though - dont like you made of a7x :P

    hope its all cool now man.

  • C'mon a7x the best ever you must accept it

  • hey man ! what the hell's dat' Avenged Sevenfold is a good band

    guns n r have their own style and a7x 2 so Respect without doing bullshit man

  • i love avenged sevenfold and they're my favorite band, but this was funny, i didn't really get the guitar solo part at all cause synyster is my favorite guitar player of all time, but the rest kept me laughing the whole time, especially the vacuum. 

  • @PutzGuitar1

    that's fair enough, I have time for any fans of the bands I make fun of who can take a joke. You're the smart ones, kudos.

    Basically the joke is that section of their music video (hell the whole song AND video) is very VERY similar to "November Rain" by Guns n Roses. In that A7X video I thought the "playing guitar on a coffin" thing was basically an impression of Slash. So I put the GnR solo over it, and I think it works quite well.

  • @Paranoidave

    hahahahah....that solo part is real funny man..synyster bend his knee similar to slash when he did it on the top of piano in the november rain video clip...awesome idea!!

  • @Paranoidave dude with the guitar solo coffin thing, a7x even said they were really influenced by GnR on this video lol. and im one the guys who are big fans of the music but laughed my ass off the whole way through

  • @Paranoidave hey man, just wondering what bands you actually do like?

  • @beyondthelol

    Sorry but I always get annoyed a little bit by this question as it implies that I've made fun of a LARGE variety of stuff (as opposed to about 8-9 pop-metal bands, which is the reality of the situation)

  • @Paranoidave sorry no offence intended, im just curious.

  • I found this hilarious even though I really like this song. Even though I listened to this song a lot, I still have no clue what he's saying in the slower parts towards the end, so I'll just go with your interpretation.

    The solo substitute was great! XD (much better imho :D)

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  • Oh how i have missed this vid :)

  • @Nikjaden

    Cheers, I wonder how long it will be before WarnerBros. has another fit and removes it....

  • November Rain. that was fuckin funny

  • I love A7X, But this is fucking hilarious! (Fyi, why does it say GNR in the search bar?)

  • @zvengance666 Cause of the solo.

  • wooohoo ive been looking for this for over a year!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 0:07 is by far the best part. lol i lose my breath every time

  • I don't understand. Paranoid Ave, or Paranoi Dave? Or a combination?

  • funnily enough my name actually comes from a song by the faint (as non-metal as it gets really..heh) "ParanoiAttack" so yes it is "Dave" not "Avenue" as Dave is my name,

  • I don't understand. Paranoid Ave, or Paranoi Dave? Or a combination?

  • I couldn't stop laughing once I realized the name in the search bar and what mix this was in! Fucking WIN, Dave! :D

  • @DieGubbleDitch

    LMAO!! XD I didn't even notice that! UNINTENTIONAL WIN!

  • lol at title hehehe

  • can someone plz tell me how A7X is gay or bad, and how BFMV is gay or bad? cause i just don't understand. and it's pretty sad knowing that's all dave does, make pointless videos saying how bad these bands are in HIS OPINION. i think all daves videos are crap.

  • i think all of daves videos are shit, and i don't understand how A7X is gay, or bad. same with BFMV, i just dont understand. and if this is all you have to do, to tell people your opinions about certain bands quite frequently, then...i feel deeply sorry for you ='(

  • hahahahaha that funny shit

  • That Guns N' Roses "reference" is insane. Well played, Sir. Well played.

  • god damn avenged lick balls

  • I guess virtuoso drummers need to pay the bills too.

  • Can't believe Mike Portnoy is playing for these failures now.

  • That's fucked up, isn't it? Goes from playing with the best musicians on the planet to playing with a bunch of poser fags with a fanbase that doesn't correspond to the amount of talent they have.

  • that's the most i've laughed while listening to music.

    Well done

  • i love A7X but i have to admit this is funny good job man :)

  • fuck November rains solo is sick

  • Dude if you can say that then you obviously dont know A7X very well then do ya ? Dumbass

  • Good video

    Shitty coment at the end

    No need for it Faggot :/

  • dude you actually fucking suck, not a big a7x fan but the words are pretty clear and it doesnt even sound vaguely like what youve written. fag.

  • well gee, I'm sorry the free 4 and a half minutes of entertainment you got wasn't quite up to "his highness's" standards.....ungrateful fuckspanner.

  • I kinda feel sorry for Keith's ass...

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  • @lookatmedriving

    it's always sad when anyone dies...

    however a7x will get a new drummer... and continue to suck.

  • dude i hope you get your balls chopped off and your family and boyfriend watch you cry you bitch ass pussy.

  • well SOMEONES awfully cranky today...

    what's the matter, didn't get a valentines card?

    aww bubby :'(

  • stfu you douche bag

  • Lol, butthurt.

  • hahah amazing xd

  • I like Avenged and this is quite funnay , but is this all you have to do in yer spare timee ? I mean really.

  • the amount of spare time I've had since 2006 (a lot) compared to the length it takes to make a video (2 hours) would imply that if this is all I did, I would have at least 3000 videos.

    As it so happens I have about......13.

    Your theory doesn't really hold up. If you liked the video but still felt the need to make a smarmy comment (despite the 3-4 minutes of moderate entertainment you recieved for free) then about all I can say is "go fuck yourself with a cactus you ungrateful cock"

  • Haha I love how people get so easily wound up , you just made me giggle :)

  • Yeah it's pretty funny. I mean look at half the comments people leave on here though.

    If you're implying you wound me up though? lol sweetie....nice try....been here for 3 years, I'm desensitized to youtube text, you're going to have to say something A LOT smarter/funnier/insulting/spel­led properly to get a genuine response from me.

  • "go fuck yourself with a cactus you ungrateful cock"

    This doesnt seem like an enraged comment at all...haha.

  • You're quite right, it doesn't, because it was a comic juxtaposition to the very dry and statistical nature of the comment that preceded it, something I thought was emphasized enough by being put in quotation marks.......

    It's kind of disappointing that I'm having to explain something this obvious.....

  • dude... this is youtube... if you use the words: juxtaposition, statistical and emphasised on here then most people will think you're speaking foreign.

    and then theres also the people who'll struggle to understand words like: it, a, that and was

  • a7x sUCKs

  • seriously, avenged fans need to pull avenged's combined dicks out of their orifices and listen to some decent music

  • i don't know whats funnier, phallic internet sniper comments.... or guns and sevenfold

  • doesnt need to be said any more times, but hey - avenged sevenfold suck donkey dick. end of story. when they take their heads out of each others' arseholes and start playing something half decent, i'll consider maybe paying attention sort of but not really.

  • thats why my horse was so happy yesterday, he was fucking your mom..or was he fucking YOU?!

  • ur mom must be a big whore who loves to suck cocks while tackin' a horse's penis in the ass, isnt she?

  • wow...you didn't even wait till I left a few responses at you before getting desperate and cranking out a "your mum" joke.....no, you just went straight for it.

    I guess that saves us both a bit of time. I can already guess you're about 12 and much MUCH dumber than me, and you don't have to put yourself through the embarrassment of me verbally dismembering you.

    How lovely.

  • @Paranoidave You couldn't dismember a 6 yo, great vid tho.

  • Probably not. Partly because it's against the law. Partly because I'm not a mad serial infanticidal type of crazy person.

    Verbal dismemberment however, which is entirely different in that it's verbal (that means with words :D) I CAN do however.

  • i agree man

    the mom joke is a dumbass thing to say.

    like, no motive whatsoever its just "your mom!"

    what a horses ass.

    great video btw!

    666/5

  • personnaly i think its fuckin ace. along with the trivium one pull harder, hahahah.

    those bands fucking suck ass man, maybe they are genuinly good musicians however so is malmsteen and they all really do fuckin suck, nothng but sell out fucks...you want to check out glasgow band 'bleed from within' thats some really awesome modern day death metal.

    Oh and Machine heads blackening album? possibly as good as master of puppets!!!

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  • what the fuck are you talking about?? sorry i realise your a retard so i'll break it down...I said 'they may be genuilnly good musicians but so is malmsteen', ergo: malmsteen is a boring repetative, rip off posing prick, just like these pricks and a few other pricks. i listen to and play music that is based on pure raw talent, not leather and lace you dick. you should listen to some death, children of bodom, carcass, devildriver lamb of god and so on,there may be time for you yet young man.

  • ya ive listened to lamb of god and children of bodom since grade 6 anmd ive heard the others and i dont like them that much how is avenged sevenfold repetative listen to the art of subconcious illusion then a little piece of heaven

  • you just listen to stuff that all 13 year old kids listen to thats what i listened the most when i was that age now i need stuff more mature and meaningful like laibach or kraftwerk or even some system of a down songs

  • hahaha are you a fuckin crack head or summin?? i'll give you system but laibach and technopricks kraftwerk?? haha nae bother pal mature and meaningful is more j.s. bach, vivaldi, ludovico einaudi, beethoven, mozart etc. i mean is anyone with me here? check out this lame asswipes kraftwerk and laibach and let me know, this could be interesting.

  • you're NOT open minded because you discovered an industrial band and some old german electronic band. It actually just makes you look like MORE of a posery dickface by acting like it....and saying everyone else "listens to stuff all 13 year olds listen to"

  • This video is utter shit, paranoidave will hopefully die soon, seeing as he cant hear very well he must be at least 60...

  • Even if he was 60, the average life expectance is like 75. That's still at least another 15 years...

    I like the vid. the "Feel up" part had me almost unable to breathe. :P

  • The november rain bit is the best :P

  • if u listen to a7x 4 long enough ull realise that there a sucky poser band. They have a shit image and shit music. You might think there amazing, but listen 4 long enough ull realise they r just sellouts.

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  • This video is very forced and unfunny compared to the other ones. I mean, the latest releases from this band use nothing but clean vocals and they are quite easy to understand for the most part.

  • i love avenged but this was funny.

    at least some fans can take a joke :)

    And They DID NOT SUCK supporting metallica :)

    front row

  • OKay. they suck but at least you can take a joke. I respect that.

  • On that "Manno Sye" line, it sounded like he said "Adjust your Manno Sye" ;P

  • i saw avenged sevenfold a month ago supporting metallica and were fuckin shit

    enough said

  • vacuums!!!!!XD

  • Ahaha I can't stop laughing. Avenged Sevenfold sucks but you've managed to make one of them songs something worth of existing.

  • Dude...tbh you suck BALLS

    Are you in fact deaf? Your interpretations suck more cock than your mum, and i found that hard to believe. For starters unless your simply just a tard avenged sevenfold are easy to understand (Y) And btw before you wanna slabber about bands interpretation....you might wanna learn how to spell dude. Good job on the trivium one though..i quite liked that..but you went too far here.

  • May I ask what I spelled incorrectly?

    Also, if you're going to comment on someones spelling and grammar, don't leave out commas, don't forget to capitalize nouns, don't use abbreviations like "btw" and don't use non-existant words like "wanna".

    Just a thought :)

  • your grammar could use some work too ;)

    capitalising nouns? are you german?

  • *Your

    *German

    /FTFY

    Of course I meant proper nouns....

  • ive seen other vids like this that are funny but....it doesnt even sound like there saying the stuff youve put.

  • Well it does and you're wrong :D

  • 3:14; ah, the mighty LIME...

  • i like Avenged Sevenfold, but this was pretty funny. altho, i do think Avenged Sevenfold is easier to understand than Trivium, making it a little more of a stretch. the first Trivium was the funniest, but this shit is still pretty funny.

  • Gunther, Mr T and Pikachu ... lol you must really hate this band haha.

  • Indeed,damn when is youtube gonna fucking fix that comments reply fault?

  • lol its funny and all but its not that hard to understand

  • i'm intent to row my band in solar glee ^_^

  • Paranoidave: avenged are fuckin unreal. . you ave no taste in music at all. . .get a life and stop ripn on them. .retard

  • i agree avenged sevenfold is good but dude its still funny c'mon get over it

  • Big words coming from someone who has weird wanabe porn on his page

    heres a tip: try a porn website

  • im sorry... what "wanabe porn" does dave have on his page?

  • he was talking about "mattdabeaur" not me...I only have the FINEST porn xD

  • youre such a faggot.... you think you know music

  • mental pigeon follow meeeeeeeeeeeeeee XD

  • can someone enlighten me why there is a GNR solo in the middle of this song.

  • its because in one of avenged sevenfolds songs they totally rip off a GNR song and steal the solo so hes making fun of it in this video.

  • ohh lol. do you know what song it is. i want to write hate comments on it. :)

  • November Rain- GNR and Seize the Day - Avenged Sevenfold, i think

  • LMFAO THE SOLO xD

    love it.

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  • This one comes pretty close to the trivium i think lol

  • You know what's the real tragedy? This song is a tribute to Hunter S. Thompson. My motherfucking role model. He deserves a better tribute from a better band. Like Mr. Bungle or Psyopus.