Seduction for Dummies

[SethMcFartlane]

The modern woman loves a mysterious man who will beat them, but won't be afraid to show his emotions when he cries and says he'll never do it again. But does.

And then you go to a safehouse.

[InuitInua]

"Eye contact."

*closeup on clumped mascara lashes

/fap

[Shadowclanfan09]

Chivalry is dead.

[king802]

"I'm K-Lisa, nice to meet you."

[killthenerd5]

treat her with respect..... oh how the 90,s have changed......

[killthenerd5]

was that a man or a women?

[fslayer1290]

So... being mysterious involves looking in a woman's window with a flash light?

[KoolAidMaine]

Tragic



[AlexOnFyre]

"Make sure to play something soft and seductive...the soundtrack to a porno will really sweep her off of her feet!"

[SwobyJ]

Glad to be a gay guy (mostly) without unrealistic expectations in dating and relationships. Peace.

[Tarbash7]

1:56 "beee mysterious" Does that mean look in her window with a flashlight?!

[MatthewMarkMendoza]

'No... wait...that came out wrong... I want to BE on you? I want to be on you...'

[Cressx]

If you want to seduce a woman...do the exact opposite of this video.

[pwnernumberone]

1:53 That looks it's from an episode of Unsolved Mysteries, where the guy breaks in to rape and kill the woman hiding inside.

[ravebritt]

Give her lots of attention and show you're feelings = Be mysterious

right.

[closedmouth]

i'm k...lisa

[llewog]

@closedmouth haha I was going to point that out

[sgtCbb]

and WTF sex IS important!!! D:

[PlatypuSPawn]

Ive done all these things, and its obvious to me why Im alone - THIS doesn't work.

[100domathon]

I'm actually going to try this out.

[sobratogirl]

I'm a girl and I don't go for half the stuff this video is telling guys to do. I would like roses sometimes, but I think I would be really nervous at a candle light dinner. I also wouldn't like a guy to be mysterious. I want him to be honest, and not as forward when he comes up to me. Saying "you're the prettiest girl I've seen in a long time" might scare me probably because I won't belive it. I would be more comfortable he was a little nervous when talking to me the first time.

[wibble274]

I can't be the only person who is terrified of her soulless eyes when she says "NO WOMAN WANTS TO MAKE LOVE IN FILTH"

It makes me feel all weird inside.

[ClydesRevenge]

women only like assholes

[herisee]

Need many sexy and hot guys for date naneedj.info

[INSANEinthuhMEMBRANE]

"it's about companionship, not getting laid." You keep deluding yourself, honey.

[Walkspace657]

Those are some powerful slaps at 2:05.

[Casanuda]

Respect women? Fuck that noise.

[juankenon]

1:56

I see now where my "game" has been wrong all these years. Apparently women really like it when you peer through their back door windows with a flashlight.

Silly me for thinking that that sort of thing constituted stalking, when really its the key element in the fine art of seduction.

[BlackNoir]

Just tell her:

"Hey, I want to fuck your face."

50/50 chance, baby! ;D

[JCragan]

Haha, "Women are attracted to the man that will show them the most attention" isn't that conceded? Shallow? can you say attention whores?

And I love how "it's your job to show her a good time" because remember boys... she already probably has 4 other dates that week with other men... and the one that shows the most attention will get her hand for a few weeks...

[ramsfan195]

"im k-lisa"

[Qermaq]

@ramsfan195 Karen did not want to give her real name :)

[ramsfan195]

lmfao...

[pokeamaan]

i like this

[PHAEDRIDER]

at 1:10 etiquette FAIL . even though he opens the door for her hes walking on the inside of the sidewalk with her closest to the curb .

[douggyfrreshh]

this isnt 1954

[douggyfrreshh]

"women are generally attracted to men that are attracted to them" B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

[therealbluedragon]

amen bother!

[Reltsirk]

i thought at first the video was supposed to be funny. until i got to the end. that was when i lol'd pretty hard.

[julianish]

Haha, great acting!  I love how "Lisa" forgot her name for a split second at 2:53! Nice save, girl!

[ShotgunShaena]

hahaha

[NoMercyJustCruelty]

This one worx: "So, when do you turn 18?"

[DanNinjaMan]

Someone should redub this with every breath you take.

[wowcolors]

an idiots guide on how not to suck at life

[TheDancingCookie]

You've gotta admire the courage of a dating video that begins 'No woman wants to make love in filth'.

[imnevermakingavideo]

guy: excuse me, but you're the most beautiful woman i've ever seen.

woman: oh my god you fuckin weirdo get the hell away from me!

[Eugene2814]

this is complete bullshit

[CreepyMcCreep]

Excuse me miss, but you have the most enchanting breasts.

[NightShadowSword]

She creeps me out.

[ilovegoth]

is this for real? it is so fake and white. where are the real people?

[YourPrivateArea]

k..lisa is pretty hot.

[BERSERKERpoetry]

I wish the narrator could say "possible" properly. Now I am without confidence.

[superorange42]

...Sounds like shes gonna get raped at your apartment. D:

[moviefreak91]

Oh, so the important thing is to make them SOUND sincere...they don't have to BE sincere?

The candles around the apartment is good. Start a fire and the be the hero! It'll turn her on!

[INSANEinthuhMEMBRANE]

@moviefreak91 If she makes the first move, that means she's a sinful whore and most possibly a witch. Burn the hethen witch whore!