NewsBusted 6/13/08

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[villa9090]

these older newsbusted episodes are so much than the present days ones..where all jodi does is attack obama..its kinda becoming boring...

[jeremy91511]

both of those anti americans are black...

[swham1]

This is pretty horrible...sweet laugh track.

[stringanime]

This beats the hell out of, Letterman, Conan, Leno, Daily show, any other liberal suck fest I did not mention.

[random0815x]

yeah, just like the half hour news show did.. ^^

[jedlabe]

you are not funny at all

[ghostman7073]

pretty funny

[buzzcon]

I gave you five stars. You deserve them because of your ability to make so many people, who dilike you, keep watching! After laughing at your jokes, I laugh at their rants! Keep up the good work..

[jamzcharlz]

you must be a lib idiot. I don't know of anyone who dislikes NewBusted.

[my0name0isnt0cory]

the news you give us is so random!!

[Darkhawk1234]

First Lady isnt an elected office.

Danny Glover is liberal not anti-american.

The Obama joke wasn't funny.

Also the Powell joke was ignorant, after all he didn't run.

The Chavez joke was poorly delivered.

The scientist joke was dumb.

The McCain joke was alright but needed more lead in.

The Michael Moore joke was good.

Isn't making fun of Guy Ritchie like picking on the retard?

You should try a new host and I suspect that you only have one writer. Another may help with brainstorming.

[RobertMuldooJP]

great video

[souperska]

what the hell the jokes aren't funny why did they put a laugh track how is that barack obama joke funny

[skwiddjergensen]

Tee hee hee! I gave this one FIVE stars just because of all the pansy assed liberals who keep watching and leaving their silly negative comments below as they walk away with their panties up in a bunch! Jodi, I love you!!!!!!

[painter2k]

I'm Jody Miller, let's get started... "WHAT A STUPID FUCKING BITCH!" who needs to say, "let's get started" when you have already begun. Oh yea, without her telling us, we would never know when the jokes are starting.

[jimbeauxtexas]

Do you kiss your Mamma with that mouth you uncouth bastard?

[pwf2412]

his mamma is probably the lib who taught him it was ok to talk like that.

[floatpool]

If you don't like what she stands for, don't watch the video..it worked for me and the network news.

Fox baby

[pwf2412]

lol, you are a freakin retard. I just checked your page. lego videos and 9/11 conspiricy videos. you have almost 0 credibility. 3000 Americans died and you want to blame our country. you are a pathetic little man

[JamesR1969]

These aren't JOKES!!!!! They are just statements. No twists. No turns. Just things being said with canned laughter poorly inserted like in the worst of the worst sitcoms on TV. This proves once again that right wingers just aren't funny. Also, Miller delivers the non-jokes with such a non-delivery that it almost seems like she's on sedatives.

[babblekahn]

Well said!

[pwf2412]

you are an idiot too. you should check the credentials of the people you agree with. lie down with idiots, get up less brain cells, and judging by your comments, you can't really afford to lose any

[GreenCastleBlock]

She's completely unlikeable and none of the jokes were funny. Are we supposed to believe that the audience shown in the beginning was an audience for this show? Please.

[halo2994]

i'm glad the GOP still has a sense of humor after fucking up the country so bad.

[Diganiga]

HAHAHAHAHAH FUCKING HILLARIOUS.. not. i dont know why people find all these comedy politic fuckin shits so funny. like the colbert report and the other jew guy and all this stupid shit about news, not funny

[xiner]

I think it is very good when people suffer. To me, that is like the kiss of Jesus. - Mother Theresa, National Prayer Breakfast, Feb. 3, 1994

No one need think that the world cannot be ruled without blood. The civil sword can and must be red and bloody. / Reason must be deluded, blinded, and destroyed. - Martin Luther

God has revealed to me that those doing battle for Allah and our country and meeting death will immediately go to heaven. - Ayatollah Khomeini

[Viruspirate]

that's not eve the new xbox you ignorant bitch

[hollywood9000]

you guys are hilarious...

[Zenjamin]

no wit whatsoever.

porrly editd and done.

[babblekahn]

I guess you have to be a conservative drone to get these "jokes." I've watched three of these videos and not only are they not funny but most of the time I don't even understand why they're supposed to be funny.

[goright23]

Just like a lib...keep trying the same things over and over again...even if they don't work out for you.

[halo2994]

good points, all.

[oneak]

now we can add comedy to the list of things the GOP cannot do right.

FYI - no amount of "experience" can prepare you for the job of being president.

There is no correlation in american history between "experience" and a successfull presidency.

[Researcher555]

oneak, Pah-LEEESE, you're buying into absolute lunacy. Think about what you've just written. No correlation between "experience" and a successful presidency??? Are you kidding us? There IS a correlation between "wisdom" and a successful presidency, and "wisdom" is only acquired through "experience." Unless...you're a teenager -- then you know everything.

[oneak]

The point i was TRYING to make, which you skillfully passed over is this:

We had presidents with tons of experience (life, military, and gov) who turned out to be horrible.

At the same time we has presidents with little or none of the above - who turned out to be our most prized national treasures.

This is historical fact.

My point is to ask YOU to PUH-LEASE stop buying into the notion that "experience" is THE deciding factor in an election.

[777profit]

JESUS is the ONLY solution to what is COMING! Fasten your seatbelts boys and girls ITS GOING TO GET ROUGH!!!

[KojachBaumherr]

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[sh4ll00w]

go obama go!

[TheNaz99]

barracks gay

[GRock732]

I think with a name like newsbusted, the host should have big tits.

[milesboyd1]

This shit mad wack

[skoalE]

come on guys dont take the jokes too seriously this is just for the fun not make a point

[diamonddust22]

Obama, 3 years in senate qualifies him over that Jack ass piece of shit George Bush who along with his father and Dick Cheney are nothing more the corporate Nazi's.

[joebrueske]

Yeah, that joke didn't fly. Seeing as many of the people running this year have the same tenner in the Senate or were just State governors. The joke about McCain's age was good though. :P

[DewMan7474]

HILARIOUS

[flameblitz]

Democrats are in full force tonight!

[GirlGurl08]

this isnt funny

[scottvoloshin]

I agree. Not funny. Content or delivery.

[antipyrene]

pathetic

[Viruspirate]

thats not even the new xbox u ignorant bitch

[diamonddust22]

You're right nothing more then an ignorant bitch

[knab69]

The jokes are losing any snap or bite. I could write better jokes than this if I had a week.

[DaJuno]

Meh. Very bland humor. I guess it's good to try and see from another side, but it's just not funny and the jokes are forced.

[GQPROPHET]

dumb ass republicans

[Mernie9]

Lame ...

[ninamalcolm]

wtf is this?????

[MexicanTuber]

The jokes are flawed. Especially about needing political experience to be president.

[comptonbrotha]

Not as funny as the Daily Show, but probably the best conservative biased fake news show.

[murphyboy99]

aaaaaaaa snoozer.....nice laugh track.

[papprapp]

That girl looks like a guy ;o

[Zeppo8576]

One your bests. Y'all just keep getting better and better. Bravo, Jodie!

[mikeynike81]

are these jokes or just circle jerk porn for the far right, make up your mind and you may have something

[Revelation181]

We love ya, Darlin!

Intelligent, attractive, and no profanity! What more could a guy ask for in a news anchor?

[nativethoughts]

This made me laugh:

"Harvard researchers, have found out that the

brains of males and females are different."

"These scientists would have found this out

earlier...but none of them are married."

*Laughs*

[IanNeitzke]

So what, is this supposed to be the more right-wing "Daily Show?"

[FreedomsPatriot]

Michael Moore is the biggest liar!

[TylerNull]

"...first black president." -- ?

Wait a minute, whenever anyone points out that Obama's circle of Trinity Divided fiends are from the kill-whitey sect of Liberalism, Liberals immediately boast that his mother is white -- attempting to dismiss the finding that he's a rabid racist.

So, which is it?

Liberalism: The Audacity of Hate & Hypocrisy

[Firewoman1000]

great points made, so true! 3 years experience in senate too weak of a foundation for our Commander in Chief, Obama didnt even serve in military. Nor did he have the courage to take McCain up on his invite for open town hall in NY and was a no show. If he cant handle McCain in a debate, how can he handle a foreign adversary?

[upabittoolate]

none of what you said really matters. having an understanding of federal policy, the constitution & the ability to lead make you qualified. they'll have their town hall duel in due time. fuck military service, i served in the USAF, does that make me qualified? didn't think so. granted bush was a governor for 5yrs. does 2yrs running a state necessarily make him any more qualified? a president must understand law & do what's best for the most people in the US. all else matters not

[Phonetroll]

upabittoolate, I'm not wishing to spar with you but rather point out something in your theory. There are three branches of Goverment (Executive, Legislative and Judicial) Since a Governor is an Executive Branch position then it is a natural jump to President whereas a Senator is a Legislative Branch position and thus "less experienced" than Senator. But the Founders of the Constitution did not intend on career politicians as we have today. Term limits should be imposed on Congress.

[Phonetroll]

corretion ...."less experienced" AS a Senator

[upabittoolate]

you may very well be right. i agree with you about congress as well. the crux of what i'm saying is that the ability & desire to do what's best the largest amount of people is what defines leadership not military experience or having been a governor or senator for any length of time. i could be at a job performing poorly but unchecked, that doesn't make me fit for executive management. wouldn't you agree?

[Mehektet]

This was much beter this time! Great job on the Hugo joke!

[vclubamp]

Two funny things about liberals: They are always tolerant abd open minded as long as you see things their way and political humor is not very funny when focused on liberal politicians. It's almost like liberals are the ones who should be clinging to guns and religion because they seem so bitter.

[jtkirkfan2002]

Another good one. Let's count the made up accounts we can find that post negative comments here. I found four and I haven't even gotten off the first page. The lib's are absolutley desparate to discredit New Busted.

[senorfish4]

nice laugh track

[777profit]

4 REAL NEWS> go 2 republicbroadcastingdotorg and infowarsdotcom, STOP BEING STUPID!

[jburger360]

The jokes are alright but the host is horrible, she has this attitude like "yea, i'm so funny", she is really annoying.

[andrewcpr]

yeah this show sucks

and the laughter is fake

[ezrubie77]

you really need to stop making videos you suck sooooo much...the tramp that hosts cant crack a joke for her sad pathetic life just stop you guys are blowing it

[alexofsyrr]

Great show today! Loved the one about Chavez and the one about Michael Moore! LOL x 100 to that.

[skirbyr]

obama will never be president, ever!

[MexicanTuber]

Yeah, like you'll do something about it. Why do you think he even got nominated, cause people like you only talk and no action.

[cjrefugee]

so this is right wing comedy....

[JesuslandCarlos]

Not so funny today, Jody. Still love you though!

[Nalhovito]

Hey Jody, just a little advice: Don't do anymore jokes about Barack Obama, they are very stale.

[jtkirkfan2002]

Barack is a joke!

[annielwhite]

lmfao! GREAT! VIDEO

[Bocist]

very funny Gr8 job again :}

[rldavis1959]

"Your move, Michael Moore"  LOL!!

[red33410]

"None of them IS married," Jode et al!

[hellorodney]

making fun of mc cains age is not helping matters,,

[dubsac2]

But you gotta admit, everything except the Obama jokes, was funny as hell!

[hellorodney]

i dont thinnnnnk so

[jtkirkfan2002]

It's hard to tell jokes about someone who is one of the biggest jokes in history.

[dubsac2]

I disagree. Making jokes about Bush is like taking candy from baby or as easy as hating someone just because they aren't exactly like you.

[sakahowdah]

Great job but I still say if Jodi were an election I'd have to keep her up all night so we could watch for the 'finale' results.

[Macbeagle]

Excellent work loved the one about Michael Moore.

[oilhammer04]

Conservatives have most of the good humor. I don't include crude humor in that category. But if you like that kind of humor you can move over to the Left.  They have plenty of filthy humor.

[belnumcree]

Hilarious

[mcoop221]

Chavez fighter jets? I say we let them actually get off of the ground so we can humiliate them even more.

Another great one!

[eaunan]

That was funny!

[nanquan491]

lol the Xbox one was particularly funny "D

[BuckytheBeagle]

Great job, good jokes.  Keep them coming (looks like Barack will provide lots of material)!

[blevans3]

Great as Usual! Rice comment is just like a lib..don't get the facts!

[SisyphusOne]

Qu'est ce qu'elle est belle!

[SisyphusOne]

شو مهضومي و حلوي يا جودي .... Another great episode !

[arkivx1]

Jodie can i have your babies.

[HalfLucky]

haha, very funny.. keep them coming! =)

[skyrere]

Great job.

[newsbusted]

Actually Rice was born in Birmingham, Alabama. See her Wikipedia bio for details.

[mustardsucks]

Jodie, do you write your own material? You are very funny.

[dayfornight176]

If you want to see a *real* American dream story, do check out Rice's bio. Amazing, amazing woman with an inspiring story. She is very underappreciated.

[jtkirkfan2002]

She is "underappreciated" because like other conservative blacks, such as Clarence Thomas and Colin Powell, she got where she is by hard work and determination, not government quotas. The lib's want everyone to believe that they can't get anywhere in life without the lib's help. She doesn't fit the mold.

[TylerNull]

jtkirkfan, EXACTLY.

Democrats pretend to LOVE blacks just as they do the poor or homosexuals -- only as long as they remain servile, dependent, and vote Democrat. Liberal fascists have ZERO tolerance for ideological dissent. Clarence Thomas was actually, physically assaulted -- they pelted him with Oreo cookies.

Liberalism is as fascist a religion as Islam, but less honest and more timid.

[Stryder46]

They also pelted Michael Steele when he ran for the Senate. Hypocrisy is alive and well in land of the moonbats.

[ThatsmyYokoOno]

I read a biography of her and she is really something special.

[upabittoolate]

...and wiki is NEEEEEVER wrong. =)

[jtkirkfan2002]

You have no room to say anything about anybody being wrong, toolate.

[upabittoolate]

jim, that comment wasn't directed at you. lay the fuck off cracker boy. go outside & watch the indiana corn grow.

[TravisTCleveland]

Another great webisode. Keep up the great work.

[Shadowsnshades]

Jodie Miller you're one funny babe.

[ubuibiok]

Laugh tracked.....Rice cant be President..she was born in a foreign country.

[Karnuj]

umm that wasn't condi it was obamas wife.

[skyrere]

that wasn't condeliza rice. that was michelle obama.

[ubuibiok]

OOPS MY BAD..

[egorew]

rice was born in usa moron