Cow Getting Abducted by Aliens - 100% Real Footage [9 NEWS] (Full Vid)

[DragonSor64]

Why is zezima from rs here in tags?

[Liquidnitrogin]

Some rich aliens wanted milk with he's cookies!

[psychopathicjake1]

Wow even aliens have mcdonalds...

[Chansulus]

what the fuck was that shit ahahaha

[clipkundow]

They are feeding people on the ship

[skibbieshits]

so let me see farmer john made a video an everybody believes him..... why dont i do this?

[bboysoy]

Haha! can't believe they're trolling that clip.  Awesome!

[TreJdubbs1231]

@40joel Well there's more crappy cameras than high quality ya know

[datnativedeez]

Dat was a waste of good Beef..lmao..

[JCDennis62]

Its funny , even in 2012 film footage on just UFOs are crappy....wonder why ? maybe because there what you call FAKE !

[40joel]

why does everyone see aliens when they have the worlds worst camera?

[TheMotionMan112]

cow was probably like "oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit"

[Staroth999]

@TheMotionMan112 LOL



[thezachattack014]

this is some fucked up shit.......dont they have their own weird ass animals to eat

[themixedarts]

Cow: "AWWWW SHIIIIIITT :D"

[AlwaysandForever71]

Aliens cow tipping, but cant, so they take the whole dayum cow xD

[bullpentherapy]

they want the cow,s stomach,,,,it can be used for human embryo growth{hybrid}

[deanst3r]

aliens want beef

[amylol123]

whats up with aliens and cows??

[MissAllie0717]

Damn aliens, why can't they take the little ones instead..?

[2AwsOmE4ya]

Dan aliens I said no milk with my cookies

[ishowu101]

Well i guess.... "put's on sunglasses"....someone's got beef with us. BOYAAAA.

[inFinnityFinn]

they dont want the beef they want the blood it is the most compatible with humans??

[sk8nboomer900]

another fake. i searched all over the internet. it was just a promo

[DC305DP]

Dats fukn super cow 4rm cow & chicken dumbfucks!

[FlashyLifeTV]

Aliens: Bitch i just want a number 7.

[tiffyj85]

Why would they want to steal beef from us? Our beef today is poor quality..

[MrEman561]

Can any tell me if this was proven real

[Enivekdax17]

They dont like Chick Fil A!!!

[SubComFeppo]

Close encounters of the bovine kind.

[clw020679]

Moooooo

[FrapsYou]

Bush should have been abducted.

[klilchild1121]

@Sempi10 you.are an idiot and you.don't no shit

[Sempi10]

@klilchild1121 I'm an idiot? I don't "no" shit...lol. Seriously...stop stealing my air you ignorant fool.

[OriginalGrimz]

illuminati.

[maddhadda254]

the tv anchor was a fucking asshole for trying to downplay what the fuck just happened!!!

[ajpunisher666]

THE COW IS STILLED AND STILL FEEDIN ON THE WAY UP TO SO CALLED SHIP

[imthefrgt10]

if aliens exist why not invade n take over its not like we are technologically advanced enough to fight off something like that lol

[PHaTSkiNNyKid]

ignorant bitches...bwahahahaha :)

[OrderoftheHammer]

they probably see what WE do with them and figured ' Well, we're not fond of eating them, but we would like one between the group for experimentation." plus they always bring back the remains.

[jackdtroughton]

The comments are a -spewin' with corporate slogans.

[Sempi10]

Yes, they take cows...for milk and protein. They are attempting to develop a hybrid race as theirs is unable to reproduce. Sometimes they only take the organs as they are capable of cloning to a certain degree.

[imthefrgt10]

@Sempi10 ehem a species that is able to space travel long distances can only clone to a degree pfft get a life

[Sempi10]

@imthefrgt10 Exactly...it's hard to clone a species if you don't HAVE a species. Perhaps you're not familiar with the cloning process. In turn, they have literally cloned themselves out of existence. They are a dying race and need to (at least attempt) to create a new race. Humans will do the same if we face extinction...it's the next logical step.

[Enivekdax17]

@Sempi10 you would know cause...YOUR AN ALIEN!!!

[mar102399]

got milk? not on mars yet

[MrEricH5470]

I guess the old lady from the Wendy's commercial asked God "Where's The Beef?!"

[colcol1970]

wow that cow just had red bull

[904iLLuminati]

Someone was craving a BIG MAC!!!

[Utubr500]

i never new that aliens liked milk!!??

[xxLilJXxX]

got milk?

[PJDooWop]

Large animals are often transported by helicopter in jungles and other open habitats. I saw a video of a blindfolded Rhino being brought in to an African forest for a repopulation effort. The Rhino was hoisted by a large rope and was literally dangling from the helicopter. At least they blindfolded the poor animal, lol.

[fleiva30]

aliens love hamburgers..!!

[PsychedeliSandwich]

they dont want the beef! they us the cows to grow Psilocybin mushrooms! or they put the spores in there digestion system and bring them back, hoping the earthlings will notice and eat the shrooms and wake the F@#% up! LOL :) much peace&love earthlings :)

[kyleain]

Well, now I know who stole my cow. Just hope the insurance company believes this video.

[samann95014]

Aliens stealing beef from us

[jamesthq]

@samann95014 they might like the double whopper too!

[chiikii95]

It could have be god an alien or a angel cow xd

[alex43376]

i feel bad for that cow......

[cyazuri]

your vid says Watch in high quality.. the only options i have are 240p and 360p.

[davidevgen]

all these aliens video were recorded with a washing machine. 

[johnanthonycooner]

um from that perspective that cow would be bigger then an elephant..fake@

[greenrules1231]

:)

[greenrules1231]

dang this is crazy...... i think it is real

[joe12544]

they what a milk shake-

[bananazgonewild]

poor cow :D

[ruthmcphrsn]

Actually, abduction of cows by such causes are quite believable... ever since, I believe, the 1950's or 70's, there have been reports of cows being found in their original pastures commonly with the skin on the head seeming to be practically melted off and the brain missing from inside the skull... there were never any signs of surgical equipment being used...

[fazorator]

sucks to be that cow.

[adog2559]

YAH... what do aliens have against cows?

[perryinjax]

is that bubble saying "watch in HD" a joke? There is nothing HD about this footage.

[fanbutton]

so aliens like flipping burgers too? I can't see a McDonalds on the Moon.

[MusicResurrector]

SPider cow on a cowweb

[divadmnd]

you see the way the reporters were laughing at the end? thats EXACTLY why the government or ANYONE that knows that aliens are real doesnt want us to know! b/c they dont want us to take that crap as a damn JOKE! and its really NOT!..

[justinwdesautels]

Holy...........COW??? 

LMAO, :D

[cheekstc]

Cow baloons.

[ap0ph3nia]

Why was he filming cows in the first place...?

[killerjoker23]

@ap0ph3nia cameraman probably has a cow fetish

[u8mypanties]

@ap0ph3nia : probably to see if they actually do anything other than stand around and chew on their cud all day long. hahahaha! Now we know they don't....they fly too. HAHAHAHA!

[chooktco]

@ap0ph3nia dumb question... why people film the sky? why film the lake? why film the ocean? why film the forest?

why people film their pets and post it online? your thoughts are as big as the dislike bar...

[tjtom44]

@chooktco there are no stupid questions...just stupid answers. lol

[gamecollect101]

That's what they mean by whole milk, too bad the real Aliens are actually Demons.

[zzKillHydrozz91]

is he filming this with a potato??????

[SasquatchMCR]

Flying cows really know how to fuck with people.

[EpicWafflesAreEpic]

Like if you turned off annotations at the end!

[Cefn]

whats the point in having a HQ link if its been shot with a toaster and isnt anywhere near hq???

[kingbigdawg9]

its only certain chosen cows that get abducted....mainly the Kobe cows haha

[Trevoc2]

this a prime example of why people don't accept the fact that there ARE aliens and UFO's.....when they see distorted pictures, they say its trick photography, when they see actual abduction, its a joke. Do you not realize there IS a UFO abduction reality out there? or is it all a joke?

[TypesEvilAspieEyes]

You sure it's no helicopter hostage

[xXPureNT786]

Aliens need milk too..

[Buzzerker1]

This is an obvious ruse - that flying cow is trying to make it look like an alien abduction!

[SnakeKingZoso]

@Buzzerker1 Hahah yea you gotta watchout for those cows. They are real tricksters.

[eggnogonthebog]

WTF?

OMG!

LOL...

COW

[9017Peace]

OMG A FFC (FREAKIN FLYING COW).

[arnoldskit]

@MasonicMouse That explains why alien only take the guts and stuff ..lol!

[zoomerlawns]

So that's why whenever I see cows fly, they don't act all freaked out.

[OfficialShawnTv147]

Cows are being lifted into the sky and disapearing ... and that idiot is making jokes about it? What an idiot.

*Saved To My PARANORMAL Playlist*

[twistUYW]

all you fags below me in the comments keep thinking your funny by saying really retrarded things. stfu.

[kathberry8]

..what happened to that cow?..does it happen to other animals ?..people ?...oh my God....

[2011dtish21]

Umm, explosive fart anyone?

[jaypeenugka]

its obvious, the cow ate weed thinking it was regular grass and got VERY VERY "HIGH" DUH!... I want to try that "grass" in my bong.

[Otholar]

Don't you see? The cows ARE the aliens!

[Misskatt101]

wtff

[Unidente02]

Making light cream again?

[magemaniac33]

That cow was like I'm superman! Na na naaaa, someone with Runescape in their YT name I was waiting for like 10k dislikes

[74SU]

Ate to much grass.

[knightofyourlife]

Poor Cow

[bindinglines]

Don't forget to turn your volume DOWN when finished!

[JIFFJAFFS]

Turn up your speakers *instantly turns volume down*

[SgtDirtyD]

Gives new meaning to "Ground Beef" :-)

[oogp]

in n out burger

[tekkux]

they should try wagyu beef from japan..



[menetjunky]

excuse me, that's stealing.

[stephwren12]

@menetjunky ohhh noooooo. not stealing! thats so bad!

[menetjunky]

@stephwren12 i'm sayin'.. these alien mofos just come around and take our food without asking? how RUDE!

[ilovecriminalminds15]

duh cows can fly everyone knows that if u want entertainment do what MrZombieman234 said

[tobiasjone]

Well. That was odd.

[michaelfrz]

bye justin beiber

[racatacha]

did they forget that cows can instantly cloak them selfs as they float up wards in a striaght fashion. gezuss people get your shit straight cows are aliens. they just act stupid

[MrZombieman234]

everyone knows cows can float. these people are just stupid and should film better stuff. like squirrels chasing each other. now thats entertainment

[goosetkd08]

im surprised they didnt want french fries with that

[Mosixman]

Holy shit, Earl Colinski was telling me the truth about his cows getting sucked up into the stars. Fuck, I have to go deeper.

[Defaultxix]

They only wanted 100% beef....

[FullMetalHeart7]

Bessie!! noooooooooo!!!

[bluegod1000]

gotmilk???

[TuneBot4iPhone]

It said to turn up my speakers... I thought for sure it was gonna blast my ears with some alien face at the end.

[corybiro]

@TuneBot4iPhone i thought the same,,lol

[MrVictorPrez94]

@TuneBot4iPhone Thats why I dont listen to thse things anymore :( bout pissed myself 7 years ago with 1 of those lol

[Ironjagg]

i dont like it when u are told to loud up your speakers at the beginning..

[TheJoshsmith26]

" have it your way, aliens"

[GoPlayMW2OrSomething]

when it said "turn your speakers up" i thought a monster was gonna pop out

[5kater4lyfe]

pause at 0:22 you can see an oval shape that it the color of the sky but just slightly a different shade that is the camouflage of the ufo craft this is seriously disturbing footage people.

[jessjessx2]

Yeahhbuddy. Add some X-files music to thattt shitt & i thinkk i mightvee jizzed in my pants c:

[ponyboyismybf]

that is definetly an abduction

[MrDLJACK1]

may be the aliens wanted to make hamburgers

[joyandeileen]

ima beliber!! and i dont care wat u haterz say cuz we al have difrent opinions

[ryderb95]

NOT Authentic : f

[xIRiseIx]

if only the alien's took a interest in justin bieber >< . screw cow's! take bieber!!!!!

[borgduck]

@xIRiseIx Not even the aliens want bieber!!!

[LoreYseult]

in that episode of the Brady Bunch where one of the boys makes a ufo with a flashlight and some other stuff, that was more believable than this stupid video

[wolfhummingbird]

i bet the cow if he came back it would have said THAT WAS THE FUNNEST DAY EVER!!!

[AppleSider1]

"If it could speak it was be saying I'm free" >.> if I was a cow and I could speak I would be saying "I'm flying! TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!!!"

[Montevillano]

Cows saying "fucking mushroom made fly yeah"

[SR71ABCD]

Wow somebody's been playing Destroy all humans!

[plum524]

It's cloudy and you can see the cable on the cow to the helicopter. The cow is being air lifted.

[BongHawker]

That cow ate some mushrooms off of his shit. That's all.

[snickeyboom]

cow: (thinking) i believe i can fly

[TooToughThomas]

did he jump over the moon?

[antonycum]

HOLY COW .....BATMAN..LEVITATING BOVINES

[Calfeeny]

after the cow disappeared you can see an oval cloud move really fast towards the left! pause the clip at 0:22 if for a closer look

[TheVincentCrow]

i dont know what to about this video. lol

[ComicBookGo]

Since they're laughing and behaving very light, does that mean it's a joke? Is it actual footage and they don't know how to react or what?

[KrazeDiamond]

The cow was high.

[killerzyo]

heck aliens need milk for cereal just like they love steak and ribs,shit they probably going to have a cook out at area 51.

[mxcofn99]

GOT MILK

[jacob7207]

It's because Australia is on the bottom of the globe, so in reality, that cow wasn't holding onto the ground tight enough, like the other cows, and THATS why he fell up into the sky.

[arachnoherp15]

@jacob7207 that made me lol u made my day

[dedam85]

@jacob7207 riiiight, he fell up into the sky...... did you even read it yourself ?

[spikerdude111]

@jacob7207 So because i live in New Zealand, i have to grip the ground with my feet to stay put?

THATS AWESOME!

[Joester818]

@jacob7207 This makes perfect Sense!

[pickle472]

@jacob7207 but to us australians you're on the bottom :P

[trexeater101]

@jacob7207 lol u meant New Zealand not Australia

[59bitty]

@jacob7207 ye your right,i live in the uk,and its just fell in my garden

[SkylarrL]

@jacob7207 problem, Newton?

[iAmSuperDuperTroll]

@jacob7207 THE funniest comment ever.

[Malc666the1]

@jacob7207 Of course, why didn't I think of that?

[Lokmeujasanginatwite]

I can already see the commercial in this: "Beef! It's what's for Dinner." -The Greys

[PurpleHazex420x]

How the hell did this happen?!?! I didnt know you can get that high on weed! Ima try it!

[MCRxICP]

poor cow has no idea"'i was eating grass and i started floating it was okay til i got too high"

[SuperDragonslayer777]

they just want some milk

[UltimateMassacre]

HOLY COW!!!

[tubekyle2]

Cow mutters, "Son if a bitch."

[IvySweetVenom]

She went to jump over the moooooooooon!

[ChuckNoarus]

DEFINATLEY AN ABUCTION.

YUP. Definatley NOT Adobe After effects.

DEFINATLEY REAL.

[yopacel1]

lol to funny

[retc90]

" I was right! weed can make anyone fly!" Mr. Cow.

[ladiesman20ful]

WTF?

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[playerkyle13]

Cows do get abducted and some back on earth will have a mutation.

[TheSchro]

was this a hoax or is it real because the news casters are all smiles like its funny???? o_0 wtf