"That's Not Poker" - Jamie Gold

[teganyavo]

i hate how everyone calls jamie a tool. in my opinion this is a great example of how he's one of the best talkers in poker. it's part of the game, guys. jamie might not be play as strong as doyle but hes more entertaining than anyone, and he damn sure knows how to talk someone into a bad move

[peterlohnes1]

boston is the only fucking bigger tool than jamie gold

[JJTheBigDog]

Dealing [J h][A h] to Hero Hero raises to 50 1 folds 2 calls 50 3 folds 4 folds yakuzabm28 calls 50 Pot sizes: 160 Dealing Flop [4 h][J c][9 s] yakuzabm28 checks Hero bets 110 2 folds yakuzabm28 raises to 490 Hero raises to 1,430 (all-in) yakuzabm28 calls 1,430 Pot sizes: 3,020 yakuzabm28 shows [7 d][9 d] Hero shows [J h][A h] Dealing Turn [7 s] Pot sizes: 3,020 yakuzabm28 laughs out loud.

[butters226]

He sounds like a guy playing outside his bankroll

[kelmandevil]

"thats not even poker" . This clip should be called "how to look like a jackass on television"

[zex95966]

I'm surprised jamie didn't flip one of his cards up.

[josehinostrozavasque]

I think most people in here didn't understand that Alan means... "that's not poker" because Gold got a tiny stack, which gives him huge advantage in this kinds of situations (if he was deep, he won't make that pot size bet with TP K kicker).

BTW Alan is a cool guy, after he suck out me on FTP with 99 vs KK aipf on a $55 MTT, he send me $50 (as I would get due Knock Out a Pro bounty)

[04LightningFan]

@josehinostrozavasque Your comment hit it right on the head. Most people have no clue how big the luck factor is when they watch these PAD tournaments. If this were a cash game with normal stacks, Alan would have an advantage.

[GogetaEX]

@josehinostrozavasque That's pretty cool of him.

[madafakkaa]

hahahahaha

[longjohnw86]

Shit he had atleast 10 to 14 outs making him minumum 20% chance to win! snap call! depending on pott odds of course! and thats how you play poker;)

[luismendezs]

@longjohnw86 no, thats how you gamble and lose all your money.

[longjohnw86]

@luismendezs shit ur a fool if u put him on KJ there and dont call

[luismendezs]

@longjohnw86 yeah okay, nice analysis.

[djdarklyceum]

i won a tshirt off alan boston when fulltilt was up, thanks for the shirt donk.

[leetDAWG]

LMAO

[LankyPedro]

Boston: "Waaaah You didn't let me draw cheaply"

[s0ldier898]

alan dvorkis is a sack is shit anyway fuck him glad jamie gold went all in for his last 11k into a 10k pot omg i dont think ive ever seen that before what should he have bet jackass 2k? 3k? i hope this donk goes broke

[Gold7711]

BTW my name has no link to this guy lol

[Gold7711]

lol he was mad cus he got out played funny tho this gold guy is dum or it is just a show and he knows his pair is the best hand at that point

[ThomasDelPiero]

Jamie Gold is so bad and so overrated.

[SmiffyChannel]

How is there a whole channel devoted to this??

[tranquility922]

JG puts all his whole stack at risk, overbetting to take a $9,400 pot w/ just top pair/2nd best kicker when there's a possible straight out there. I dunno about that.

[lookaguru]

@tranquility922 He is protecting his hand against all the possible draws out there. As bad of a player/person Jamie is, this is one of his good moments.

[ravingdave900]

@tranquility922 its called standard play

[charliemartin23]

In this situation, I think Jamie should say, "Oh you have that, call."

[DWiens421]

Someone actually showed they know less about poker than Jamie Gold in a head to head argument. THAT is pretty impressive.

[shane31lv]

That's a ridiculous comment by his opponent honestly

[jdflauta]

That wasn't poker, but it was most people's poker. It was Jamie's poker. All the other pros were like "pleaseeeeeee don't tell him he sucks...we wanna stack his ass"

[tingletangletommi]

@jdflauta ?

[jdflauta]

that's enough 2 Fours, 9 spades, 3 twos, would have given him a hand he knew he'd take down...a confident hand that's his 32%. He knows those odds as well as the hole cam because that's what he knows he'll have to get to beat any hand not bluffing the pot. His true odds come in when you consider he was sure jamie would donk bluff against his draw, going all in on television for fun. He tilt and went back to being upset with jamie's life rather than being upset with his cards or how he bet.

[jdflauta]

he had the odds...he's just a bitch who doesn't want to give JG credit for his bracelet

[theman1819]

@jdflauta what odds hes givng im like 5-3 odds

[jdflauta]

@theman1819 Jamie never expected the hand he knew was drawing to get a piece of the board and therefore couldn't know the strength of his hand. Given that Jamie was likely betting his high card or his opponent (on a draw) he was using his betting to put pressure on him. In a small sit and go with dangerous pros, you never do that. Anyone of them can sucker that out of him again if he has no poker discipline to make the right moves for the right image to play poker.

[Da1337DoOD]

actually 42s beats Jamie Gold's hand range... :D:D

[MrAnthony78666]

poker IS gambling, right? u take the chances smtimes, right? i'm very much a novice, but it seems to me that was poker...lol

[lehapankov]

wow, the video has Jamie Gold and he's not the one making fool of himself!

[fassami]

search Jamie Gold shows cards...amazing

[AlwaysSunni]

mike matusow's laugh...hahahaha

[MackVirus888]

@mmando73 why did you delete your other comments...did you finally read it and found out how gay you were sounding...seriously go suck some more dick... fag...

[dothequack]

@mrmando73 his first time??? are you fucking stupid or something, he had like $50k in tournament winnings before the big one. do some proper research before you write dumb-ass comments.

[dothequack]

if you want to see the whole hand, type 'Poker After Dark Season 2 Episode 50 Part 5/5'

[MackVirus888]

@mmando73 go suck his dick some more..you pussy

[mrmando73]

to all of you LAME jamie gold haters . you people are FUCKIN pathetic !!! doesnt matter if he is not doing good, HE ALREADY WON THE WORLD SERIES OF POKER !!

[D0menic1]

jamie gold went bankrupt

[JWReichert]

Can't stand Jamie Gold. That said, this was a good play by him. That was actually VERY good poker there.

[MackVirus888]

I Hate Jaime but i don't think he was wrong here...but i do know he'll never win another braclet in his life...

[Will24x7]

@mrmando73

is it really necessary to say it that many times? the only thing worse then people hating on poker players that good is people like you riding their dick that hard.

[bestpokercoach]

That was poker... Good Poker

[tait1995]

i FUCKIN HATE JAMIE GOLD!

[favy086]

why is he even playing with 4-2 ??????

[Vicious620]

@favy086 maybe he was big blind?

[mjshine24]

@favy086 nothing wrong with a suited gapper like 4-2s with its straight and flush potential.

[Dalleman86]

well that was a awesome read lol

[moonspeech82]

nice bet Jamie way to knock off the fish

[gabiotta]

Is Norm MacDonald a convicted pederast?

[emmteez1]

wow that guy is a moron lol.

[unclepunkle]

would he forfeit the hand when he reveals his cards,

[johnsmith7490]

Man these rigged sites should be banned!!

[kichukdave]

He Bet Pot Sized Why is that not poker???

[roflwaffle89]

the best part of this video is the wheezing laughter in the background lol

[jackbauer27Psn]

@MrDedorah are you juts gonna write the same message on every single poker video.? are you just looking for thumbs up or what? its pathetic

[sykhophaunt7]

if jamie gold says that not poker THEN IT DEFINITELY IS POKER ....

[jackbauer27Psn]

@sykhophaunt7 he didnt

[sykhophaunt7]

@jackbauer27Psn yeah but look at the title ... :/

[jackbauer27Psn]

@sykhophaunt7 yeah but look at who actually says it ...:/

[amyhiggins48]

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[VicenzoV]

"I have the deuce four of spades what would you do?"

Call. You're getting exactly the right odds, which makes it Poker.

[RedTheDonkey]

@VicenzoV he had 14 outs to win, with 44 cards left in the deck. Therefore, he's getting about 1:3 odds. Jamie over bet the pot all-in, forcing Alan to need 11k to call to win only 20k. That's about 1:1.9 odds. Far from the right price. Plus theres no way of knowing his 4 and 2 are live, as jamie might have 2 pair or a set. Either way its the WRONG price bud. Math fail, learn poker.

[VicenzoV]

@RedTheDonkey That's a very nice calculation. Thanks for putting in the effort. The graphic says 32% vs. 68% though, which is closer to 2:1 than 3:1.

[RedTheDonkey]

@VicenzoV Notice my comment was explaining why Alan was upset - bc Jamie's over bet DIDN'T give him the right price to call. Assuming only his flush and 4 was live gives him 11 outs/44 cards = 25% - 1:3 odds. What u don't realize is that the graphic takes into account the folded cards. This is info that Alan obviously doesn't have. Assume 10 cards were folded, none of which being one of Alan's outs. That's 11:34 = 32%. I'm a professional poker player myself. I know odds trust me. wrong price gg

[unclepunkle]

@RedTheDonkey u also have to factor in the player, and gold is well known for making moves with air, that is a fact he does know, and is probably the reason why he gets so frustrated,

[RedTheDonkey]

@VicenzoV Now, if Alan had access to the 10 folded cards and knew all of them weren't spades or 4's, then that would have been an even money call. More of a gamble than anything, as the odds to price ratio was exactly the same. But, counting only what Alan knew, once again, the price was WRONG. I guess you know everything from watching the %'s on the TV graphics though LOL. Deposit a few G's on Full Tilt and play me heads-up for it with ur brilliancy. If not don't bother replying to me again.

[VicenzoV]

@RedTheDonkey Go play someone else -- I don't need your money.

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[williebullins19]

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[VicenzoV]

Apparently "that's not poker" means "this really sucks" in some weird slang we can't quite comprehend.

[asianmonk]

@VicenzoV thats not poker means hes a donk duh

[Th3Z0ne]

Alan Boston a.k.a total and utter prick

[Kwalsh902]

Who's that alien, and what has he done with Alan Boston??

[fbruvik]

Tired of bad beats? Join napster.no, and get your money back everytime someone gives you a bad beat.

[mickymacky02]

wow true dooshness came to light there from mr clean

[Mrsuga]

Thats poker. He made it so that Boston couldnt call his flush draw

[serratop]

@Mrsuga Oh really? 

[CrowServo3000]

Gold is a donkey, the reason he won the main event was because of an ungoldy amount of luck, breaking the rules regarding talking and showing cards, and having johnny chan there the whole time telling him what to do, you'll notice he has disappeared from the poker world and hasnt cashed in the main event since, also he hasnt posted any other wins as well

[Donkeyhawk]

@CrowServo3000 He made millions of dollars, from winning the main event as well as endorsement deals. Perhaps he isn't a degenerate gambler, just someone who played poker and had enough money to enter the main event and got lucky and won. Wasn't he some Hollywood filmmaker or some shit like that anyway, I mean before he ever played poker?

[donmajikjuan]

@Donkeyhawk wrong wrong wrong, he was SPONSORED for the 2006 wsop, and won because, yes, he ran well but he has skill. EVERY MAIN EVENT WINNER HAD SOME LUCK that helped them win, the odds are against you, and hes a TV producer, he makes reality shows, many that im sure you have seen. oh, hes a better poker player than you too. fucking armchair quarterbacks...

[Donkeyhawk]

@donmajikjuan I wasn't really trying to down him. He may have more live experience, but anyone with half a clue can run hot, and make good decisions if it THE "stars align" or whatever. I mean seriously, have you seen the douchebags who play this game on television? You mean to tell me you don't think you could play against them and win?

[hodenbacke55555]

hahah look at mattusow:D::D:D:D

[obliviousaa]

we might have just found the one guy whos a bigger tool than jamie gold. 

[OurTroopsRule]

Jamie Gold has not cashed in the main event since his fluke win. Poker!

[bukomet]

@OurTroopsRule  =))) rofl..

[GreyGhostly]

Looks like Boston forgot to take his happy pills

[ScottGSP]

What ended up happening?

[bierbuik]

Haha Alan Boston, the alien, what a sucker.

[kphooni]

I swear everytime I watch Jamie Gold, guy reminds me of Bob Saget.

[nevmiles]

@kphooni

And Steven Colbert.....

[SeveredFootLoki]

My fucking god.... what's with all the adverts in the comments? As if when you first sign up for a poker site... they don't have the sign-up bonuses IN BIG ASS SHINY LETTERS.

We get it... first time sign-up bonuses exist. Now shut the fuck up.

[ilovebrandnewcarpets]

Jamie gold is not a good player. Having said that, his bet WAS ABSOLUTELY poker. Sorry you can't get a cheap suck out you chump.

[Dadge42]

Alan Boston is a great poker player.

[pitadascuecasrotas]

Jamie Gold is an idiot

[725672567256]

@pitadascuecasrotas yeah but he's $12 million dollar richer than you. 

[pitadascuecasrotas]

@725672567256 I kow but he is still an idiot

[Rex0pas]

@725672567256 say what?he lost em all by playing poker,hes broke

[simonjeste]

@pitadascuecasrotas why is pushing 11k into a 9k pot "not poker"?

[UndercoverLdn]

@simonjeste

Obviously to prevent him from sucking out with exactly the type of hand he has, low pair and a flushdraw.

I actually lol'd at this video... that guy Boston is funny. "I can't stand this.." lol

[UndercoverLdn]

@simonjeste

Oh I misread your comment, never mind.

[pitadascuecasrotas]

@simonjeste I know its a good play but i think the guy is and idiot , the thing he say sometimes make no sense

[TheRealXidious]

looking at the comments here and i gotta say some of you judge people too quick witch makes me wanna call you idiots becuase this guy was cracking a joke he knew jamie made a legit play but he was reffering to what danial or maybe barry has said before in the past on tv and thats where he joke came in NOT a very good joke but still jesus some people need to analyze a bit more before they start typing... yall would make horrid profess poker players

[RS22s]

wtf is with ppl using the word "Donk" faggots.

[terracottapie]

@RS22s People have started misusing the word "donk" to mean anyone who plays bad. That's not what it means; originally a donk was a very specific type of bad player, one who has a massive range that he raises with, leads out on every flop with nothing, and reraises with air. An overaggressive player. Now it has morphed into anyone who sucks, even nits who fold every hand.

[aldfjak]

@terracottapie yes and no... you are right donk has morphed into an insult at the poker table when people dont know what i really means. donk comes from donkey. saying "I call" sounds like the noise a donkey makes. hence a 'donk' is someone who calls a lot (typically when they are behind) some guy called me a donk playing live cause I bet the river and he called with the worst hand. in actually he was the donk calling with the worst hand.

[runyerp0ckets]

HEY WHATS UP ALIEN HEAD?

[IDGeneratorS]

well played Gold.. AB is an ok guy but in this senario he was wrong

[AndyH214]

boston = coke freak

[mognite]

No, YOUR NOT POKER

[cooliovasquez]

wtf that boston guy is retarded

[Crater24k]

LOL... that Boston guy is an idiot and needs to stfu

[Pandeneer]

This is why jamie won it once and hasn't made it past day1 since

[coolpoolshark]

boston has 14 outs on the river and 2 to 1 to call, that's borderline pot odds.

[jposco]

I just checked with Chuck Norris.. and HE says it's POKER. So take that Boston.

[YouJussGotCurbed]

@jposco i think what boston ment was the way jamie talks every hand saying that is not poker

[Be4TinGyoU]

@jposco Fuck off with your chuck norris jokes u dumpy little queer.

[Be4TinGyoU]

@jposco I'll leave the choking on dicks to you you litlle girl lmao fuckin fairy!

[jposco]

@Be4TinGyoU

GET FUCKED YOU BITCH ASS KID.

[Th3Z0ne]

@Be4TinGyoU wow you're a lonely little man

[Th3Z0ne]

@jposco genius!

[sk8insk8er]

Haters be hatin'

[kukuntz82]

He has chips, he has cards, so that's poker

[jiannj]

I think boston is out of line this time because Gold outplay him.

[ctom30872]

I like how Boston is calling Gold's play as not poker when he's playing a 2-4. Wonder what they betted preflop and pre-turn

[comedicstuff]

@ctom30872 - "Pre-turn?" That's not poker!

[boonce88]

@ctom30872 Likely that JG limped.

[stevesport1]

stfu alan boston go back to stud hi

[SureWhyNot333]

for the ppl saying Jamie Gold is broke, he might be because during the tournament the mention that he was giving the money to his parents for Lou Gehrigsons disease that his father had.

[albobeats1]

how the FUCK do you favorite something

[donmajikjuan]

@albobeats1 click the "Save To" button under the video

[nombredeusuarioJor]

probably the move is bet more , but not all in...

but is god played..

[Pandeneer]

the fact that he is even playing 2 4 makes him retarded

[Alfa777]

A guy playing 42 of spades is saying "That's not poker"? Isnt it a bit ironic?

[plugngun]

Alan Boston equals douche.