Russell Howard's World Cup song.

[pebbles1499]

Who's that gasping on the pitch? Quick he's getting paler. David Beckham's on the floor so pass him his inhaler. Lol

[cardiffcitynumber1]

more like this:

poor ramsey's ankle snapped

our manager is a jack bastard

our centre back is a jack

o fucking why

and capello's got the fucking sack

so put bale in bubble wrap because without him we are pretty crap so

lock away ronaldo and break thierry's hands

then we'll be world champoins

[TheZingoBingo]

Even with rooney we're still crap.

[adambelfast1]

@totallyemochick yes we know, everyone has just listened to it

[TheMewmewichigo]

what episode is this?



[MrElitemossy123]

Lol

[caieraD]

Remeber, Rooney's a great footballer but a CRAP actor :)

[marshmallow77777]

@caieraD lol they say he is a legend :)

[caieraD]

@marshmallow77777 Yes, a legend all Hollyoaks actors will remember

[marshmallow77777]

@caieraD lol

[bethspanswick]

Where can I get the full episode cuz I remember it was hilarious!!! X

[Itsapenalty]

Don't need to break Henry's hands, he like the entire French team were shit

[ericsaadeaholic1]

lol

[ericsaadeaholic1]

lol

[ericsaadeaholic1]

lol

[ericsaadeaholic1]

lol

[ericsaadeaholic1]

lol

[ericsaadeaholic1]

lol

[AdrianJ52]

hahaha

[Sparkay123456789]

Amazing

[kingsmoo2]

boo Rooney

[MrLouis19992000]

it wont matter if u break henry's hands or lock away ronaldo because u didnt put ronney out of the bubble wrap

[MrTeabag13]

Nice slideshow

[Rawriamaturtle]

i dont know how many times i have watched this but i only realised now why they would break theirrys hands HHa

[paz2001]

If i had a penny for every frame in this video, i probably couldn't afford a freddo.

[SpoilledPhilley]

*was

[SpoilledPhilley]

yes, yes it wad

[bienlabloger]

was this recorded with a baked beans tin????

[5thinbetweener]

me and my best mate have memorised this and sing it during our pe lessons all the time!!! pisses the teachers off but we love it!!!!!

[slytherkatify]

wrap rooney in bubble warp cause without him we're pretty crap

[Bigthingreg]

@slytherkatify Congrats. Now we all know you can read and type.

[slytherkatify]

@Bigthingreg wow!! i never knew i could do that!! well, you learn something new everyday...

[Bigthingreg]

@slytherkatify Congrats. You're also fluent in sarcasm.

[dinkyy11]

if you break tiherry hands he can sill play

[Psychokitten67]

@dinkyy11 That was a joke directed at how he's been caught a couple of times reaching for the ball with his hands

[manutd7tt]

@dinkyy11 they said that because he handballed it against northern/republic of ireland, i cant remember which 1 which led to france's goal to qualify france for the world cup

[PandahSceneLen]

@manutd7tt it was 1-1 on aggregate before Henry handled it to lead to the goal to let France win 2-1 on aggregate and it was like on 89th minute or something like that, so you can tell the Irish were pissed off after with the french

[karlands97]

@dinkyy11 goalie u douche pad

[Wiggehh]

poor beckhams ankle snapped cappello looks like postman pat our left back got the sack cos terry likes to bone and ashleys got porn on his fone so put rroney in bubble wrap cause without him were pretty crap so lock away ronaldo break tiries hands then well be world champions!!

[nunchuckerz]

why did he leave mock the week, now its pretty shit without him and frankie, and now we got chis addison whos about as funny as cancer

[ryko26]

@nunchuckerz correction - I can watch Mock The Week now that twat boy is no longer on it. Praise the lord!

[nunchuckerz]

@ryko26 why you watching a vid about him if you think he's a twat, im from bristol too and i say gwon russle

[09rob12341]

@ryko26 'Twat Boy'? who had his own successful BBC show, considered one of the best british comedians, sells out theaters, used to be on Mock the Week, and probably has hell of a lot more money than you... jealous?

[AirsoftWarrior110]

@ryko26 Russel is one of the best comedians out there. Mock the week hasn't been the same since Russel and Frankie left. Bloody twat boy....

[ryko26]

@AirsoftWarrior110 "Bloody twat boy"

[1979darthvader]

271 people like him and 4 people don't i'd say their just loosers like yourself.

[MrHEC381991]

again, NOT FUNNY!

[ryko26]

@MrHEC381991 well said, what an unfunny twat - "comedy" for morons

[MrHEC381991]

@ryko26 all this shit's for kids really.

[ryko26]

@MrHEC381991 I agree - most of the positive comments are by teenagers - that's fine, just hope they grow up!

[fineirish2]

@MrHEC381991 aw go fuck urself ur probbally like 19. and no matter wat age u are if u dont laugh at this u have not got a sense of humor.

[MrHEC381991]

@fineirish2 wow you can add up. and i have my favs, I'd tell you them but then you'll say they're your favs -_-

[fineirish2]

@MrHEC381991 ye obiously i would, u fucking pleb i just disagreed wit u on this one i would do the same on any video.

[MrHEC381991]

@fineirish2 ok babe

[ryko26]

I saw a dog dying with cancer yesterday. It was funnier than Russell Howard.

[1979darthvader]

@ryko26 You're a prick!

[ryko26]

@1979darthvader you think Russell "Dan Brown of Comedy" is funny! (good luck with your shit life)

[1979darthvader]

@ryko26 Screw you R.S. is one of or the best comidian

[ryko26]

@1979darthvader "comidian" lol - the "i" button is nowhere near the "e"button. Thanks for confirming what kind of moronic chav scum think Howard is funny! Couldn't do a better job myself!

[1979darthvader]

@ryko26 That was a genuine type-o enjoy your life of hateing looser.

[ryko26]

@1979darthvader "hateing" [sic], "looser" [sic]

keep 'em coming!

[1979darthvader]

@ryko26 sic?

[jlister1997]

the guy on the left: :-/

[abdulqudz89]

"capello looks like postman pat"

lmao! so true

[halofreaks100]

poor Beckham's ankle snapped,

Capello looks like postman pat,

our left back got the sack,

coz terry likes to bone,

and Ashley's got porn on his phone.

So put Rooney in bubble wrap,

coz without him were pretty crap,

so lock away ronaldo,

and break therry's hands.

Then we'll be WORLD CHAMPIONS!!!!

[WaynieGeo]

rooney is still shit

[me89360]

Has anyone noticed the guy on the left not really singing

[halofreaks100]

@me89360 yes , yes we have

[me89360]

theres a mistake in this, they said with out rooney were pretty crap

But we r very crap with him anyway

[MessageFromTheSoul]

HAHa break Tiherry's hands! love it!

[TheLuvinit07]

CAPPELO LOOKS POSTMAN PAT! best part of this song

[bakukider]

we needlyrics for this

[dim432]

2 world wars and one world cup.

DOOHAH

[gemskiTHEbatmouse]

The guy who just stands there is called Dan Akinson -- he co-writes the show with Russell and a few others

[Amanda0Green0Matthew]

love the guy on russels right (your left) that just stands there like :L soo bored :L hahahahah GAS

[classicrockfan555]

Fabio Capello really does look like Postman Pat.

[LuckyLuLu1125]

russell howard is a comic genius!!

[marshmallow77777]

@LuckyLuLu1125 i know

[ccfcandy1234]

wyane rooney what a wanka

[Fizz3rwhizz]

no offence to England fans but most of the english team is crap! lol....

Seriously though no offence XD

[marshmallow77777]

@Fizz3rwhizz who do u support?

[mangamasterman]

i got tickets to see him in belfast

[Fizz3rwhizz]

@mokershipping what has he nicked your girlfriends or something?

and y watch it then????? :p

[mokershipping]

@Fizz3rwhizz I watched it, decided it was shit. I'm a reasonable man, I'll watch something before making conclusions about it. Much like when I went to a comedy show, Russell Howard was the surprise act, he came on, was rude to an audience member, then got angry with everyone, and at the end of his 10 mins people said "do some more" and he said "Nah, I'm not getting paid for this and that bloke has pissed me off" and walked off to a chorus of boos. Therefore, all things considered, he's a cunt.

[imwanabethebest]

@mokershipping well no your just a proon and no he is an asome guy u wana know y i say dis its cus i am Russell Howard

[imwanabethebest]

@mokershipping well no your just a proon and no he is an asome guy u wana know y i say dis its cus i am Russell Howard and nothin you siad is true so screw YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrPokemonRules]

@imwanabethebest I just read that and realized what a huge misunderstanding Russell..... Oh no wait, it's Jacob McCoy, isn't it?

[stuntmaniatv]

@imwanabethebest you so wish you were him...but i'm pretty sure russel howard can spell :|

[marshmallow77777]

hes not

[lotsiepotsie]

love the guy front left (our point of view)

[GauntV]

@lotsiepotsie

i see what you did there!

[GauntV]

@FiBeth109

i would have a comeback but for the life of me i cant think of a single Scottish footballer, but then again if the arnt part of the Rangers squad they arnt worth knowing i guess, oh yeah theres than Man Utd guy, whats his name, Flechur... no Flitchr... no aaah Fergie thats the one! shame he doesnt play anymore.

[marshmallow77777]

@FiBeth109 im english

[iloverussellhowardx]

ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa <3

[scoobskylou11]

CAPELLO LOOKS LIKE POSTMAN PAT!! XD

love it!!

[adamski148]

Kabanga! =D

[CHIBOBINHEAVEN2010]

lol

[dylandabest09]

but ye left out germany who kicked englands ass lol

[assassinkid97]

@dylandabest09 yes bc of ... oh i cant be arsed explain the same decent excuse

[marshmallow77777]

@dylandabest09 cos they cheated

[SuperSuperEmmanuel]

sick

[Tsugo582]

Haha!

[MrFiltoner]

lol

[elias0807060504]

BLOWJOB

[michaeljaksonfan10]

i like the brake  henrys hands good idea

[MrLewiisV2]

To all the Americans who haven't seen Russell Howard's Good News .. Waaaaay you're missing out bitches!

[001Stacey]

@MrLewiisV2 lol yepp true

[MrLewiisV2]

Poor Beckham's ankle snapped

Capello looks like Postman Pat

Our left back got the sack coz Terry likes to bone

And Ashley's got porn on his phone.

So put Rooney in bubble wrap coz without him we're pretty crap.

So lock away Ronaldo and break Thierry's hands

And then we'll be world champions!

[sweetbeth09]

are left back got the sack coz terry likes to bone!!! XD

[thugzzz2]

this is the world greatest chant!!!

[thugzzz2]

amazing!!!

[BIGJ2k9]

i luv dis song

[LEWISTHOMSON99]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[broley99lfc]

this isnt gud its amazin

[tazzymomanny1901]

Absolute brilliance, and the great thing is... It's all true. :D

[ultima9345]

Good old Russel Howard

[jack4783]

love it

[TVCriticAmy]

This was brilliant! My eyes were away from the TV for most of this - is that Steve W top right? Bit fuzzy! x

[Nathown]

@TVCriticAmy

Looks like it. :) And yeah, quality is terrible because of the recorder I used. XD Made it lagg and didn't compress properly. This video is pretty much just about the audio though.

[TVCriticAmy]

@Nathown Of course! I do think it's Steve - didn't get a proper look at him. Hope he tours soon! x