Mad Tv - Swan Of Hearts.

[alexjacoboramos]

Omfg i just had a costumer like miss swan NO EFIN JOKE LMFAOOO

[HiyaMichael]

Wow its like she hasn't aged a bit since the 90's :'D!

[CrystalSoulLove88]

one of the best funny videos I was shared now... loool , love this ! ^^ , so funny

[Fylx456]

0:32 what is on the doors glass?

[cizzam21]

@michelle13579123 Mrs swan is from Iceland I thought.

[D727C]

I Swear I Love Ms.Swan

[iluvlilmama876]

@EmoGirlBand13 Alex Borstein

[jfuzzification]

you know you look likea man but you sound likea lady

[EmoGirlBand13]

who plays swan

[MakaveliMCG]

Ugh her voice gives me thee chills!!!! hahaha :P

[yourfault3456]

Actually yeah I-I kind of wanna see that....

[LillBihhLovesYhuu]

You look like a man but you sound like a woman

[robertquentincobb]

STILL the Funniest Character Around! . Miss Bunny Swan...We love you!

[vict0r1ous]

pfftt shes not chinese

[airbornes96]

40 people are chinese

[lvrjuicycouture]

@airbornes96 im chinese and i liked it lol

[Sakura8134]

@lvrjuicycouture Me too.

[PETKKKO]

@airbornes96 1 human has psychical conflicts

[michelle13579123]

@airbornes96 I'm chinese and it's funny as hell. My mom even laughed!

[glitterwings1]

it alright he can come too XD

[OyewnerdoO]

smartypants :P

[poisoncherry12]

-im starting to think that you're turning this into a little game

-i asure you... this is nooo game hahaha

[steveispeter]

I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[OddSqodd]

CLASSIC!  Check out our sketch group for more crazy videos!

[w8forthefizzfly]

Miss Swan you can come to my store any time!

[AlhburgKathy]

GET:`,A`''FREE,.,IPAD.,`OR.,.K­INDLE'`;

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[aidanwolf1969910]

wtf hes so gay

[syk3rg1rl]

-Sometimes I cover my body with alpo and he lick-it all.. ;)

-Really ?

-Yah, you-you wanna watch?

-Actually yeah, I'd kinda like to see that ...

EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xDDD LMAO !

[TheArmyman13]

marxiiiepantz!!

[Itheanonymous]

I guess the camera kinda makes ppl look smaller if Ms. Swan is 5' 2".

[OswaldRusso]

GRAB':A.,FREE`.IPAD-2,:`:

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JUST;;COPY'.THE_`URL,`

[TheLiza8989]

MS SWAN IS SNOOKIE AT 30 YEARS:)

[stephutech]

*gags and coughs* HOT DAMN DAT EES GOOOD!

[R6highwayrunner]

Miss Swan is like a typical customer if you work in retail.

[TheJbhater45]

@R6highwayrunner true dat!

[uptash]

2:43-2:57 it's WAY funnier on MUTE!!!! xD

[adovidio4019]

i hate how in every video people call her lady LADY

[jhonathan5555]

the guys all 0 0 O

[marthhavegap]

0:33 theres something on the glass!

[chriscicoria]

ROFL he wanted to see it

[TheEliteSport]

ms swan on boiling points :D

[Manderzz4321]

36 people aren't twirlin the paton tonight

[anikunia]

lmfao i cover my body with Alpo and he lick it off rofllmao XD XD hahaahahaha

[LOLxSmileyFace143]

"i cant i got a date"

"thats ohkay he can come too"

lol(: hehehehehehe. (:

[SAD33333333333333]

i dont get thr monkey in the bush joke...someone plzz explain it

[FireEmblemMan6]

@DrBaestage it means gay

[Titanstower]

*SPITS* Damn that's good!

Best scene ever

[JiggaMisses]

I assure you. This is no game... what is this one? lol

[TheFatimaSanchez]

im gonna kill 35 people

[pepsiturtle22]

"You gonna twirl the baton tonight!" LOL

[roxxibea]

hello kitty!!!!!

she's everywhere!!!!!!!!!!!

[ellaesmenthedosa]

They should do one were Ms.Swan gets a job babysitting Stewart. That would be great. Thumbs up if you think so.

[SparkleRoo]

she reminds me of my aunt... but my aunt's white.

[TheEnzoStuff]

LOL ima twirl da botton ladys ;]

[xxLilJXxX]

whoa look at the crowd! <3

[kolasan]

"going to twirl the baton tonight" lol

[rawrgoesthemouse1]

ohhh yaaa i tell you everyting ha!

[fallenangellen]

I just got the monkey in the bush thing! And i have heard it over a hundred times already! LMAO

[SAD33333333333333]

@fallenangellen i dont get it

[lizzy532]

The last bit was funny as F***!!!XD

[tacticalshroom]

bahahahaha is face is priceless lol

[lilpierre3]

lol your gonna twirl the baton tonight...jajajajajaja

[lilpierre3]

lol twirl the baton tonight...jajajajajaja

[widowrock]

Ms.Swan is the shit!

[rondygirl]

OMG Love this

[vampiresstrina]

my dog had stolen alot of chocolate and he is perfectly fine... along with crisps, cake, curry sauce,bread, basicly anything he could get his paws on.. i thought its safe to put far back on the kitchen shelf, he opened the kitchen door while i was at work and helpe dhimself *hates puppies now*..lol

[Jtb1122own]

@vampiresstrina He may look fine but its bad for their health which can shorten their life span.

[vampiresstrina]

@Jtb1122own pff he already was gonna live 10 years.. maybe he will live for 5 now.. which is fine for me..lol

[robertquentincobb]

Bunny is off the hook! Love it!

[BlueScalyCool]

Ms.Swan practically gags and chokes on the caramel cream candy and says, "Hot damn, dat ess goood!"

LMAO I love that scene..

[x51havoc]

"Thats okay he can come too!" hahahahahahahahaha

[CubanLadyPrincess26]

Ohh big boy you got a daye XP this bitch on crack, but i love her <3

[animefan707]

I remember i watched this sketch on TV and in the beginning, ms.swan jumps out, and the man tells her their closed, so she breathes on the door and writes "hi", then the man writes "bye"...but i don't see that part in this video....:{

[BatmanLover10110]

Ms swan does the voice of lois griffin from family guy

[HeyMama555]

At 0:33 you can see 'BYE' written backwards on the door, but the next time it shows it, it's gone :O

[princessthedog01]

"that one taste like dootie"

LOL

[sophergirl18]

serious voice "i assure u, dis is no game"

[star2545]

ms.swan is so frikan funny ppl who dnt think shes funny there stupid

[missfanpire612]

funny bunny

[0DudeInBlue0]

Its Lois Griffin!!

[rockpop89]

"its ok he can come too!" lmao.

[magicmfu]

i do like her

[TheBoz1997]

its ok, he can come too xD

[Canuckchick52]

Not very funny, never laughed once.

[bluebery3210]

@Canuckchick52 That's Because you have no scene of humor... 

[BoundHaven]

@Canuckchick52 good for you noone cares

[flabergas2da9]

the comedy isn't as impressive as how they never laugh

[brownsugas28]

This was too funny!

[redladybirdbug]

was she winking? haha. thats so cute in a way. haha.

[Sandrafizzle]

"Hot damn that is good!" lol.

[summerxrockon]

Hot Damn, Thats gooood. =]

[100sweet]

OMG i love mad tv!! plz upload more :)

[khusbunny]

0:52

[sucher234]

she covers her self up with what?

[Sandrafizzle]

@sucher234 chocolate, then her dog licks it off lol.

[Armyof2100]

who plays miss swan

[ilse4302]

@Armyof2100

Alex Borstein.

[maqpwnk0]

In soviet russia, miss swan is the king.

[cheesepuff81]

ha ha this is soo funny... mad tv is the best thing ever put on the airr...

[debbiebee123]

we call it caco :D

[AmazingGT]

this so funny!!!!

[calstewart1]

32 people were laughing so hard they missed the like button..

[miincheee]

hahahahha i love it

[pinkheart150]

"oohhh you gonna twirl the boton tonight" XD

[MsElena123]

this won taset like dodo hahahahahahaha

[gaskete]

hot damn bloody good ! hahaha

[MegaFreakOut]

"I can't, I have a date!"

"Oh that's okay, he can come too!"

[mewmashie]

haha hello kitty in backround :) haha this is funny

[ColourFull990]

I got something inside, it's candy.

[LovexxLoudxMusic]

CHOCOLATE!!!

[BloodyLove013]

Does anyone know what Mad Tv episode it was when the kid goes to the bathroom and see's his grandma naked then goes blind.......lol

plz and thank you

[TheMetallkylling]

This is infinitively more funny if you have worked behind a counter :D

[babycruz100]

i love mad tv i like bon que que and can i have yo #

[TheLayira]

what did she said at 4:20??

[perfectochico]

@TheLayira She said she put alpo= dog food and he licks it off.

[RaDe531]

@TheLayira "I cover my body with ALPO, and he lick it off" LOLL! (Alp is dog food brand)

[TheLayira]

@RaDe531 hahahahahaha thnxxx

[5EPICEVAN5]

at 3:33 that the nizi symbale thing

[Bayto2009]

Miss Swan is so epic, and sooo effing funny.

[bleachmaster1011]

32 ppl smoked to much weed before watching this video

[waddalovah]

@bleachmaster1011 im so smoked outt ;)

[iRipBongz]

@bleachmaster1011 makes no sense dumbass.

[spentfromnz]

lol it's not Bobby Lee, it's Alex Borstein.

[PossiblePoison]

I love the applause when she pops up

[hunt1138]

oooh kay yea yea i no chocolate but we call it ku-ku ooh

[xxladybug94]

"marzipan!"

"smarty pants!"

"little monkey in the bush" lol

HOT DAMN THAT IS GOOD 

[max3994]

HILARIOS

[TheMracer1204]

lol what those monkey in the bush mean

[xxladybug94]

@TheMracer1204

he's gay xD

[zionx4]

@TheMracer1204 I think it means homosexual, because there is another where she goes to a gay bar and figures out it's a "Monkey in the bush bar."

[torltlemonster]

mrs swa n is the best

[Kdaawgg]

lmao, that shit is messed up

and is that bobby lee?

[IronWarMachine01]

uh tat wone tast lik dudie 3:38

[DariusJohnson18]

hui DAMN that ie good! 2:53

[RedFox3100]

you gonna twirl the batton tonight!

[D3ciever]

Haha it's the gay bar episode guy, I'm beginning 2 wonder if he really is gay.

[blahhhx876]

@D3ciever he's done a lot more skits. The characters they play aren't supposed to resemble the actors/actresses.

[michellexoxoful]

she winks alot.she make wierd faces also

[kiwisandcandy123]

It's okay, she can come too! Lololol

[Jsd8675]

@kiwisandcandy123 She said "he can come too."

[1993bcskater]

Miss Swan is the shit!!! hahahaha

[ameerahme]

LOL that thing she does with her eyes ;)

[Starshine1396]

YOU WANNA WATCH

omg xD

[Rosiexx196]

hahahahahahahahaha!!!

[slovenka48]

hahahahahhahahahhahahahah

[miyor123]

hot damn, swan is hot

[ydneah13]

That's ok he can come too lmfao

[TheMarco9973]

omg shes so funny she has to be like this all the time do you hear her voice? shes halariouse

[JonathanJayification]

i love this. i love how shes like 'oohh yeaah i know eveyting'

'nonono'

oohkaay

[luvgreenday101]

I love this video. :)

[thecryptcreeper]

THAT GUY WAS STAURT

[jenniferakink]

She Is SoFuckin Retarted!

This Shit Is So Funny.

[cupomash]

Why to people rate others when they just repeat what's on the vid. Ok here goes - " I cover my body with apple and he lick it all off !!! Thanks in advance for the ratings.

[rdstormshadow]

@cupomash Its ALPO, the dog food brand, not Apple.

[cupomash]

@rdstormshadow yeah sorry misheard it

[911retro]

@rdstormshadow oooh! haha thannks for clearing that up! i was soo confused! :P

[Ouranhostclubfanatic]

oh yea i know everyting

[xxKEVZxx]

you little monkey in the bush!

[MRBill183]

that 1 tastes like doutie

[annihilated]

I assure you...this is no game.

[jenIROCK]

uh huh..i hurry up..so you can get home to the monkey in the bush..ahaha!

[CaitlinBrooksMusic]

Dat one taste like doody!

[kairichan1990]

"Ok. Yeah, yeah, I have, I know chocolate but we call it cacao."

"Who's we?"

"Me and this guy that I know." xD

[haxiscool808]

lol that one taste like dooodeee

[yaminthamee]

Miss Swan is de Bomb!!

[yaminthamee]

Miss Swan is de Bomb!!

[pepsiturtle22]

"YOU GONNA TWIRL THE BATON TONIGHT!" LOL Whenever Alex Borstein acts as Ms. Swan, she always assumes Michael Mcdonald is gay and has a boyfriend. I miss that show. And I'm not sure, but I think her appearance at the DMV was the last Ms. Swan bit she did.

[A4k2i0]

"oi yahh, I know eveyyyting!"

[Naiuhz]

I'm sorry but I didn't hear what she said at 4:18

[pepsiturtle22]

@Naiuhz She said: "I cover my body with Alpo and he lick it off"