crackhead battle

[gerdunga]

they both used to know martial arts, before the DTES crackrock entered their brainstem and caused irreversible damage. Go vancouver pride, yeah!!! haha.. jk.

[RyanFuckinKilpatrick]

Lol, these guys could fight for days and neither of them would get hurt

[xxWarcraft912xx]

hah this is in the downtown east side

[TiffAndNae123]

Are They Serious...

[staffo76]

what a couple of tarts that was the worst attempt at a fight iv ever seen

[2140108]

this is why i luv youtube

[marlboroboy300]

looks like mortal combat..

ooh snap! were they fuckin behind the bush on 1:47 o.o

[supercorpsman]

haha thats how my brother and i used to fight when we were like ten

[trybal007]

Doing it behind the bush....LOL!

[Braniackbri]

the worst rumble in history. i give it a -million

[MrSupersonicfly]

Fight of the 2 Untouchables, lol !!!!

[DTBGHOST]

this is better then kimbos fights... hahahah!!

[spotandedgar]

Fuck. They had to fall behind the tree eh.

[NPMCaptain]

faggots couple dancing? What they did on ground was censored :)

[filmmetoo]

way to be a pussy ass camera operator hiding behind a bush.

[Gexmini]

camera guy is terrible

[muckbabi23]

they both cant fight lol

[TheDerick435]

crack heads give me so much joy and money haha love em. keep doin crack my little junky addict friends!

[PlowThrough8]

Shut The Fuck Up Poser

[19gonzaga99]

nice tree in the way

[kingsasuka]

AAAHHHAAHA they fall together happily

[Sluggerisback247]

lol at @1:00

[NORTON846]

hens

[europe0wnz]

pussy fight!!

[Glodar11]

idiots

[JoDaddyy]

The guy in the black shirt looks normal.

[davidmcvay]

1:05 WTF

[carlsanche]

butt crack heads maybe!! I think they are gay for each other!

[jacktainium]

lmao 1:04 best swing and miss ever. ha ha ha ha ha

[heartattackstroke]

@jacktainium

Agreed.

[sickboylegend]

them aint crackheads, just some stupid drunks

[groovysherrie65]

Good music!!!!  Poor camera work!

[rapsy123]

why would the white guy pretend to know martial arts to an old asian guy what r the chances

[brmatth]

LEARN HOW TO HOLD A CAMERA IDIOT

[ianigloo]

Go Johnny go.

[kot211]

its fun to watch- people who learned how to fight from movies:)

[twink420]

this video sux

[BlumpkinPatch69]

hahaha johnny B. Goode by chuck berry.

[ox4poluter]

i think dana white needs to write out two more contracts

[poopy7123]

i like the song at least hahaha

[hemet92544]

dude in shorts preening like he is grasshopper

[SargentandGreenLeaf]

i think the ground wins

[88sickbeats88]

LMAO at 1:04 :P:P:P

[deeeznuts00]

classy.

[jdgambini]

ha ha ha rotfcu @1:03...wtf

[chodemufin]

both pussys

[Toadoe7]

You name is vancouverbman.This must be east hastings is it?

[SquirrelStoned]

WTF? It's a dance off! YOU JUST GOT SERVED!

[gmanskater1234]

wow u suck at filming lol

[desipride02]

ROFL he punched in 1:03 nd missed xD!!!

[Chadkid14]

1- video sucks 2- my dog can fight better than that 3- 1:03 was awsome

[Maxwedge12000]

I suspect the cameraman has Parkinson's.

[theAphoristX]

lmao @ 1:03

[theAphoristX]

lmmfao @ 1:03

[Jkentavious]

yea did this reaaly happen or did u guys fake it

[Pedro2008Anton]

Im pretty sure behind the bush the cap wearing crack head (aka Crap Head) pulls and arm trianlge move....

[Zbreter]

lol gotta love the crackheads, if they weren't here what would we have to laugh at

[axoxn]

nice take down.....lol

[darthkerpal]

At least they made out in the end.

[quirkjerks]

That was utterly pathetic. Why must everyone act like they know martial arts in a fight? It's usually a pretty clear sign that they can't...

[kot211]

@quirkjerks to scare the apponent , isnt it aubvios?

[SerbianEagleCCCC]

@quirkjerks

Because it's funny for us to watch on websites like youtube?

hahaha

[zerocells]

Watching two people try to fight when they don't know how is always funny.

[AngelicaK992]

Love the Song!!

[jasongiddensviper478]

WOW fairy fight thats a first!

[Peter68291]

whtas that? thats no fight, they only jump aroung like tigger fom winniehpooh

[Abrading1]

And at 1:46 they are finally mated. The male of the species clings tightly to the female and soon there will be a nest of full of tiny crackheads.

[lowaces]

I never seen people fight in a bar before, leave the crackheads alone, they get enough shit before they die

[HLOX1]

real battle fuck yeahXD

[hacker1462]

the guy in the black shirt looks like he can

fight kick his ass seebass

[terry513]

lmao was the dude at 0:20 seriously winding up his punch LOL

[djdman14]

dey cant fight hahaaaa

[xMASTERxYODAx]

white dude was using the shifting a fridge style of martial art...u dont wanna fuck with him.

[goony2345]

hahahahahahahahahahahahah!

[streetzgee]

where is the sound

[locurada]

gooddamit tree

[flyinglizard007]

OH! it's on!

[DiscoCheese500Badger]

one has awesome "karate" skills

the other has amazing skirt jacket wearing skills lol

[Goatboy44spl]

Fellas need to try some pushups or somethin........damn.

[kevin45556]

Crosisberg and all you other dumb fucks that think white people cant fight should get a fucking clue. You dont see Kimbo get his ass kicked by white dudes.DUMB FUCK all his mma losses are to white dudes ex. Seth P., Roy Nelson . Toughness comes from heart not the color of your skin Get fucking real dumbasses

[thatiamdisco]

The guy in the black shirt fights like a faggot

[tapout23741]

ok, white people cant fight, watchthe ufc or wec and see what white guys can do

[wicksthewolf]

@tapout23741 tapout? shut the fuck up poser, UFC is a watered down version of what real fightin is

[tapout23741]

@wicksthewolf bro i fight in the wec at the moment, if you think its watered down maybe you should get in the gym and start training.

[wicksthewolf]

@tapout23741 yeah sure you do buddy. UFC is shit. No striking to the back of the head? no foot stomps? no knees to the face? What is the point of taking someones back and getting full mount when you have to strike the front of their face. There is so much wrong with UFC i could go on and on. I train Muay thai and boxing fro two hours everyday except thurdays. I think it is you who needs to get to the gym and stop jacking off to bros who wear tapout and watch UFC

[MmaBeastly]

@wicksthewolf You sir, have just opened a whole new can of gayness with that comment.

[augginator123]

@tapout23741 those aren't "white guys". UFC fighters are Caucasian badasses, not "white guys". "white guys" come to work the next day and talk about their call of duty scores, while Caucasian badasses come to work the next day and knock someone on their ass.

[OzRemi]

Fucking NIGGER!!!!

[Sk8er1337]

@tapout23741 obviously look at George St-Pierre (:

[FLpolo]

@tapout23741 they need trainin, no natural talent or athletic ability

[ris3andfall]

white people can't fight 4 shit lol

[Crosisborg]

seems like a bunch of white guys have been taking kimbo slice to school lately.

[ris3andfall]

of course, he's slow, and he has no grapple game, 2 b in the ufc, u must kno how 2 fight and grapple

[Straightup28]

your sound like you got your ass whooped by one

[ris3andfall]

man, u must b out ur mind, just 4 u saying that, i kno u did

[Straightup28]

..?

[DallasaDanny]

Come fight me nigger. I'm beat you to death and cover you with a Rebel Flag.

[ris3andfall]

lmao, u funny, replyin back 2 a 3 week comment when no1 was even talkin 2 u.... but it's nothin 2 me, it's w/e u wanna do.... hands r gunplay

[DallasaDanny]

Someone has to keep you niggers in line.

[ris3andfall]

over a keyboard?? that shit won't make no1 stay in line, especially wit that bluff talk lol cracker plz.....

[TheGusto69]

LOL, your retarded Danny. Thats the dumbest thing ive ever read in my life!

[dmgoverton]

Nigger===a person of any race or origin regarded as contemptible, inferior, ignorant, dumb, hateful etc.

Hate is ignorance, Now whose the nigger here???

[DallasaDanny]

Yo nigger.. here's a chicken leg, a watermelon and some grape cool aid. Now get the fuck out my house.

[dmgoverton]

Ummmm, don't eat watermelon, or drink grape cool aid, but thanks for da chicken nigga. You can never be black Danny boy. that is why you hate us! You want to be us. Don't hate appreciate. lol lol.

Now get out that tanning boooth nigga you gonna burn yourself. Hmmm self destruction, your headed 4 self destruction.

[DallasaDanny]

Glad you could find the humor in my comment.

[aaronmonto]

Actually, hate with reason is a product of attentiveness. So you're the nigger by blindly spewing out copypasta.

[kewlmynd99]

1:040 - Swing and a miss!

[shawnyboie]

can't fight agaa

[rRobert610]

looks like a crackhead maiting dance

[MidnightFucking]

ladies ladies please dont fight :D

[8offHeckler187]

who the fuck copyrighted the audio on this vid???

[cistercian0girl]

lol handbags at dawn!

[londondog1989]

crap

[jaker277]

this needs square dancing music

[Flykrazy]

LMFAO 0:33 the guy on the left is like "You done fucked up now. The hat.. is going backwards bitch."

[TynishaKutie101]

They look Dumb as shit.how the Fuck you hit and Fall

[8HmBerGRz]

.20 seconds: .......why i auughta!!! popeye punch? haaaahahah

[dshiznit52]

wow that was terrible these guys didnt even connect a punch

[adreaspao]

cut this tree

[MUDAAfukaa]

LMFAO at 1:03

[ricanplboy]

that chit was hilarious bro...

[Elvolver311]

Crank and Crack ! Crankcrackheadbeattle!^^

[driz27]

u both get on the ring man....too much space to run!!!

[BCBUDSFORYOU]

Typical vancity crackhead fight funny sure it wasnt Maple Ridge though?

[pantywast]

that was an epic battle..i never seen such grace and fine fighting style before.lol

[LordSirpiko]

this was funny as hell until the geeks claimed copyright on the sound..

[guddagurlkeya]

fuck dis lame ass shit man i ain gt time 4 dis shit, n jus 4 da record dey probly on mor den crack, ya feel me

[HastingsOntario]

can you learn to spell while your at it

[guddagurlkeya]

hahaha lol... i can

[NESclone]

Your crack heads look like are crack heads in the USA.

[zakharaya]

I used to live there. More on the way to north van though :P

[colieo6787]

OMG thats My city that street is hasting street I cant belivew that what a shock

[Bongchops]

lol, thats nohting to be shocked about it happens everyday, most of the time its inside somewhere.. just because we dont see it doesnt mean its not happening

[haraldhArfager]

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[VideoCraveings]

Lol at 0:07 nice elvis kick

[Lauritsen24]

LETS GET READY TO RUBBLE

[forhelvete]

U guys make chuck norris look bad!

[pikeymutt]

lol, 1:05

[Lady30906]

lol

[dangerousprimate]

you should buy a gimble for your camera,funny vid though.

[Dreamtch9]

that was so gay

[KOOLDAVE1953]

Hold the damn camera steady...

[TMsniper]

id get out there and beat both of those queers.

[chrisdjonestube]

ah, it's good to be canadian. what's the tune?

[NervesRock]

cracked out honkeys

[leandro5k]

EL VIDEO ES BIEN CASERO

[dpriummp06]

1:03...

[binlatose]

why couldnt the person hold the camera still??????

[IamSixxx]

Cause he was laughing?...

[TheEvilOyo]

good old hastings street

[phreshtodeath1]

wtf is up wit da damn cameraman and da fckin song wth

[Angrytitan]

after years in womens self defense young timmy here has learned that the rage of a women spares none therefore his stance must resemble that of a new york city prostitute he also has the catchphrase THATS MY PURSE I DONT KNOW YOU !!!

[oollllllllleeeeeyyyy]

lol stupid crackheads. so high they cant fight.

[barrackflobama]

meth vs crack

[FLOYDRIX]

those two fuckin faggots couldnt punch their way out a wet paper bag with a hole in it...

great song though. anyone know what it is?

[Illtone9]

The Music sets the mood yo

[thomasspedding123]

wtf is da music all about

[Yeephaa]

Im gonna kill teh Cameraman!!

[saburoemon]

that music sucks

[severussnapeee11]

the whole video sucks

[NefariousEquivocator]

i agree but the caption was good lol

[ZX2ManDave]

Why dont those girls just go get a room and bump dick heads with each other all night long?

[spikefivefivefive]

Is that your secret fantasy?

[cgasucks]

Stupid tree..

[quack18]

u idiots, when u zoom in alot, it becomes much harder to have a stable image, the more u zoom in, the more the movements will show up, smart asses learn to use a cam, and see how hard it is to capture while zooming in on something far away.

[qpalaz]

CRACKHEAD CRACKERS HAHAHAHAH.

[wyldslide]

dude ur a fuckin tard! how hard is it to hold a camera

[wyldslide]

dude your a fucking idiot how hard is it to hold a camera still jackass

[justinlip]

keep the fucking camera steady! christ...

[Kapser1]

The music is awsome. I cannot say the same about black T-shirt's fighting stance and right hook punch tho!

[badVWbug]

AHAHA!!!!!

[jonh2o]

ahaha the commentary and music was awesome.

[rogerpereira777]

emos

[phillyplaza22]

ahahahahahaha the guy in the blue was win millin it thats classic.

[alphanumericstee]

so shaky

[Memphissound901]

Lol I woulda destroyed both of those faggots. The one in blue had his stomach and face exposed and the other guy probably had no idea he wasnt still in his metaphysical phase. Pop that fucker in the muzzle. YeeHaw!

[tzimtzum1618]

All geeked up and don,t know how to fight. To funny!

[vwler1983]

pussy battle deluxe xD

[LordSirpiko]

lmao @ ''luckily no punches landed and noone got hurt''

too funny

[ctrlzmusic]

looool they both r fuckin HIGH!

xD