How To Haggle

[deadrippp]

chutzpah mean courage!

[deadrippp]

every day im haggling

[imnotdointhat]

CHUTZPAH!?!??!

[azmidasimin]

and wearing low cut tops

[chrisdask8r2011]

The lady at cvs wouldnt give me a monster because i was 4 cents off :(

[Inutilisable]

Her name is Stevie Steel

[fffraaankkk]

It should be called How to be a JEW.

[yoyuepz]

@fffraaankkk LOL if you cant beat them join them ;)

[roquefort88888]

0:41 - Cyoupons? WTF are cyoupons???

Is that like, twenty cents off a can of syoup?

[betcommando]

At 2:22 that cheese pizza's got measles! XD

[newcoyote]

Nice advice if you happen to get a store owner that cares about fostering a long term customer relationship. The reality is, most of the time you get some incompetent kid who has no clue what business is about and will think you are trying to scam them. They will just stand there like an idiot and go "Uh I dunno. That's the price."

[endocondor]

She's insanely cute. Only reason I fav'ed this video.

[BackFromNowere]

Step 27- State the obvious

[HectorAndresMayoral]

Who cares if they set the lowest price. I ask "what's the best price you can give me?" they respond "20 grand" and I respond "Hmm... I was thinking along the lines of fourteen grand" it's all HOW TO BE A JEW!! .... Oh wait... I'm not a jew. Oh well.

[yoyuepz]

@HectorAndresMayoral nah next time say 50% off and go up

[TheRedNations]

you mean "how to be a jew"?

[tw881000]

Great haircut!

[demonicspire1]

this REEKS of jew

[MrTrojis]

how much for the woman?

[arongutten9107]

i bought a gaming mice that have stand on the shelfs for about a year and i got a 20$ discount! :O

[vakaholic]

i need a how to to hold my own dick when i pee.

[kataankoryu]

Tip: Don't try bargaining in the US unless you like to be laughed at.

[Unabonger420]

I disagree with most of this. "Can I get next week's sale price today?" No......wait a week. Most big retailers are given a very small budget on controllable erosion (manually discounting items without a coupon or reason) so they're not likely to do it. This isn't the bazaar and I'm not haggling for a gourd.

[RomanNumural9]

i swear how cast was at over 100k videos a few months back, what happened?

[SugarHikaru]

@RomanNumural9 someone muggled it D:

[supladita1816]

1:35 - 1:38 MEGAN FOX!!!

[ssj4gogetaflash]

i know the girl in the video. she recently (last night) was in an episode of law and order SVU.

[10Dante4]

cute girl

[arcantipode]

Cute model

[magnumartify]

Chutzpah is Yiddish.

For lack of an exact translation, it's more of like a brazen, ballsy attitude...like if a stranger was to walk into YOUR house & throw his feet up on YOUR coffee table.

[Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh]

MD, DMD and Pharmacists are losers?

[ZapLJ]

omg thatès my phone

[JPhands]

I would give this girl everything I have for free if she tried to haggle...

[talleyho12]

1:44 cutest face ive seen in longtime :D

[Bosingr]

She is really cute!

[demover7]

chutzpah? is that like jewishness? lol

[karcus0]

@demover7 HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[link9000000]

Step one. Be hot.

Step two. Say "I'll fuck you for ___ for free"

[adamtravismeinhardt]

That girl is beautiful

[GuamKomudo]

I thought Hagglin' was when you grab um by the neck and shake um violently! xD

[Hungryboyfromhungary]

aka instructions on how to be a retail douchebag.

[197022007]

mmm

[13farseer13]

how to haggle:

1:16

[24601guy]

And don't forget, "Show your tits".

[cherryblossomsakusas]

OMG JANE LYNCH JUST WON AN EMMY!

[dashen]

It doesn't hurt to be as pretty as the haggler in this video either. LOL :P

[woodyfly]

It works extremely well with dentists because they have nothing to lose. It's either take some money or none at all. Most people would take rather than none, especially at these economic times

[Beaverfishpwns]

1:52

OMFG THATS MY PHONE DUDE BUY THAT. IT'S THE BEST PHONE EVER.

[TheJonny165]

She Can suck the funk out of my junk anyway.

[Joolie9009]

does anyone want to tell me what chutzpah is?

[RockMusicLover73]

I still would like to know what her name is. I really think that I've seen her before.

[newcoyote]

I'll give you $50 bucks for the green tank top.

[rockinw401]

Be jewish. Thats the key



[linglingtwirly]

id hit that

[Joolie9009]

at 1:38 to 1:41 she looks like megan fox

[thomaslovesyou]

wow, she's adorable

[recessionlover]

I agree. It helps if you have chutzpah, pricing knowledge, perseverance, discretion, cash and cleavage.

[MasterThief1324]

She's very cute. Those flowers are SO lucky. =(

[FireProMMA]

Couldn't haggle the dentist obviously.

[TwistedMind6969]

Ho Ho, I'm haggling away baby. Good vid.

[timkelleher12]

always ask for 20 off the original price .... the they will bring it down 10

[randigaleandtk]

That's offensive, but kinda funny. Like blonde jokes.

[Casillas48060]

lol

[TheFirstFallenAngel1]

Chutzpah= a yidish word. meaning nerve. You have a lot of nerve.

[rainbowrockzgirl]

chutspah, ha ha, funny word, :p, :), :]

[fattieX]

she kindda looks like holly from artemis fowl

[chichiribichi]

1:32 step 16 have blue green eyes and be hot

[RPGthespartin]

chutzpah mean "Utter nerve, effrontery" its a Jewish word..who woulda saw that one coming.

[Pirschjaeger]

I've got a surplus of chutzpah!

[DazrafGamer]

Wii zapper!

[Dojotigers]

tip #10 If a man wear muscle shirt, If a woman wear top revealing lots of cleavage. This last tip is a surefire way to get a lower price and possibly even a phoone number.

[ennacde]

@Dojotigers and be single

[tchanabc]

i got chutzpah!

[cohen36]

WTF IS chutzpah?????

[Foorehtnossip]

@cohen36 --- it means YOU are a fuckin IDIOT bitch cocksucker > shameless audacity; impudence.

[FEZZEPO]

@cohen36 U disappoint me unless ur pretending to be Jew By the name cohen...Anyway "Chutzpah" means like 'insolence or charisma or audasity , hebrew 101 - Huspa

[cohen36]

@FEZZEPO haha... tnx man, took me 1 year before someone answered my question =P

[stephanietheteacher]

@cohen36 it's yiddish for guts or a brave personality (your nerve or "balls")

[bb0ypants]

@cohen36 LMAOOO!! its like a jew way of saying you need balls

[admin6542]

@cohen36 Heard of Google?

[REYMEXICANO4L]

wtf is chutzpah!

[SirYawnsalot]

And boobs?

[usernaemsarehard]

I'm all outta chutzpah

[sonicmonkey123]

I didn't see a step for exposed cleavage or nice body, but I'll try those anyway.

[defendant420]

Rename it "How to be a Schmidtbergenstein"

[temarisamasand]

yeah!

[nadiaboo1]

weired teeth.

[smirnovv]

i watched it twice :)

[smirnovv]

yup, shes hot.

[afroman1419]

that girl is bangin!

[BoomZzzZ]

I'd give anything to her for free ;)

[RockMusicLover73]

Does anyone know her name?

'Cause she REALLY looks familiar.

[supertrampolineteam]

she does

[spybungo]

this girl is really cute!

[Molinkintov]

cute but her teeth are weird

[reebanoomba]

totally

[celinepinky1]

I agree with spybungo.

[thecarrotdude]

cute chick, agree with bmayo27

[syndrome73]

same with me

[Bmayo27]

I only watched this because of the cute girl.

They should use this same technique to teach math (to boys) in school.

[BinkieMcFartnuggets]

When haggling fails, threatening physical violence or kidnapping of family members works wonders!

[testing4echo]

It always helps if you are attractive, obviously

[eudolph]

how can i haggle a date out of the girl please

[cycla]

be more attractive yourself first

[TastyQQQs]

Mmmmm. This girl lookin' real good, mmmmhmmmmmmm.

[limpport]

I work at two farmers markets in the summer, and it really makes me mad how many people expect me to "haggle" (aka: whine for a discount) down my prices. It's one thing if they're buying me totally out of stock of something, but for just one item is very annoying and extremely rude. I sell at the market to MAKE A LIVING, NOT A HOBBY!!! If your boss tried to talk you into voluntarily taking a pay cut, would you? No, of course not.

[Mutants123]

well farmer markets are already discounted. we're talking bout urban overpriced scamming big businesses not local businesses.

[TUDWS]

lame, the girl's hot though

[teeveeguy715]

These are good tips, but I know if a pulled a store owner aside they would laugh in my face if I asked for a discount for being a "special frequent customer".

[davidgzmn12345]

you do that when its a store you frequent and you know the owner, and one thing ive learned is to talk to sellers like you think of them as friends because they wont want to seem rude and most likely agree.

[sabinasavinlotlikar]

she kinda looks like a girl from 90210

[goatmango]

Step 9:

This only works if you're a hot chick and the seller is a guy

[Hodenkat]

heh heh heh...you NAILED IT!

[GhostMan800]

lame

[MMHazelnutLatte]

wow her teeth are out of control

[Peter07Pal]

who the fuck goes into best buy and tells them you are gonna buy that 800 dollar TV for 650, i mean common, maybe at a yard sell, or car dealer ship, but goddamn, are people really this dense?

[CallMeDB]

No, man, you're *that* dense. Best Buy will deal with hagglers all day, as long as you don't come off as an asshole to the person standing there making the sale. But since you're a fuckin moron... I'm sure you'd have no luck at all. Seriously. I'm not just picking on you. I'm being serious. You're a moron.

[Peter07Pal]

ok then , go into best buy, and haggle someone, my sister works at toys r us, worked at circuit city, kmart, and wal mart, and never did anyone try to haggle, and if they did, they would get laughed. why don't you post a vid of you haggling somewhere if its so easy.

[davidgzmn12345]

Best buy and that kind of big stores always haggle but its a different kind of haggle than say a flee market, the prices there are inflated in order to pay commissions to the sellers, they will lower the price because lower commission is better than no commission at all.

And what did your sister worked as? cashier most probably and no one haggle with a cashier at those stores, you have to haggle with the salesman because hes the one that can lower the price.

[fird63]

best buy doesn't use commission

[Morticide83]

CallMeDB, you're an idiot. Bestbuy will *never* go below employee cost on an item for a customer, unless we supremely screwed them over.

Bestbuy gets such small margin on their TV's and computers. They're money comes from the margin on Discounts. Rules to the wise, if you buy a computer or something, haggle down the price on accessories. Bestbuy has a 70% mark up on most accessories.

[Zackerxy]

Unless your sister is the manager, she wouldnt be the one being haggled with. Haggling works most of the time, you should try it some time.

[oOTheContinentOo]

Hotty! :D

[CRyan6969]

this works really well at guitar center make sure you try it next time

[RainMan34]

Being hot allows you to haggle better.

[pliktoblik]

isnt this called jewing someone down?

[alucard2107]

i dont see this working in some big stores like best buy, wal mart ext. but independently own stores yes.

[woodenweave]

Shes a merge of Jennifer Connelly and Magibon.

[CoolDogWalter]

Also not mentioned in this video: It helps to be a total cutie like the girl here.

[CoolDogWalter]

Chutzpah means you have balls, that's all.

[xdwayne]

Chutzpah means "a zest for life"

[sshuck]

Chutzpah means "gall". Literally.

[jwadehouston]

Man, she is very cute!

[qeerwithaids]

yea but i bet she has seen more dick than a truck stop shower

you could probly compare her cunt to my bulldogs face

[skyisfelling]

sorry i lost my concentration around 1:42... i love this girl's eyebrows, why not make a Howto video on how to apply eyebrow makeup :)

[skilledrussiankid]

Goodness, she's so cute.

[iLoveEatingPie]

Show a little boobs and you'll get a really nice discount.

[Matt0837]

These instructions are all wrong.

[czerwonymike]

shes hot =D

[syaoranpies]

girl is hot

[ledicarus]

I actually had it happen with a dentist and they knocked about $150 off the total just because I'd switched dentists to theirs.

[gracehfung]

like bargain.

[skyisfelling]

u seem like a smart person, what's chutzpah?

[gracehfung]

i'm sorry i'm not really.. a smart person..

'cause chutzpah means being impudent.. idk if you're implying something..

[skyisfelling]

because at the beginning in the what you need list, the first thing listed is a chutzpah. i only know it's a jewish term. wonder if it's a joke, since jewish people are good businessmen ? ;)

[sharon4773]

it was a comment on sumone else it just didnt attach

OKAY

[fred21679]

step 10

whenever possible, wear a tight green wife beater without a bra and use icy hot to keep your nipples erect. you might just get what you want for free!

[rawchicken123]

lol its too easy too haggle you dont even need a video! lol

[zkarim8907]

how much do i have to haggle to get her for one night?

[Jimmyto111]

Why isnt this called: how to be a jew?

[VstarMusiclover96]

lol- thats wat my bro was juss saying

[FuriousFRenZY]

DAMIT I WAS GONNA POST THAT LMAO

[sharon4773]

im jew and I AM OFENDED

not..... ITS SO TRUE!!!!

[Deradundrum]

who the hell gave this asshole 2 thumbs up

[CocolutoBeans]

Step 10: Get Tits - everything will arrive on your doorstep for free.

[delirious23]

wait nvm...

[delirious23]

She can be Rinoa from FF7 if they make a movie and if she is good at acting. Another option for Rinoa in a FF7 movie would be Camilla Belle.

[Ibanezarus]

It helps to be a very attractive woman too. Men are more inclined to discount. Heh.

[Toobulations]

Yay CLEAVAGE! XD

I LOVE these Howcast videos! ^_^

Oh, I guess they show you how to do stuff too, huh...

[Alfian001]

sexy

[BakedUp]

she is so pretty~ amazing eyes, amazing complexion. my type~

wish I could talk to her.

I'm gonna favourite this!

[snuffydoug]

I bet ur a creeper lol

[BakedUp]

nope~^^

[Noodlelette]

that's 2005.

It's almost 2009.

Most studies are pointless.

[SpicyHam]

I like the how-to-fuck-ur-girlfriend-like­-crazy video more.

[a1mint]

I find more often than not, that the response is "sorry I can't do that, I'd be selling at a loss".

[a1mint]

This is why I hate shopping.

[coldfustion]

amazing eyes

[BakedUp]

indeed~

[Neenja324]

She is really pretty.

[kowalityjesus]

I want to marry her.

[beatledude64]

the description made me loose the game

[mentalelley]

fuck i lost the game

[wheatley16]

I've lost the game.....

Thats just not cool

[coldplayroxmysox]

haha my dad got a lawnmower like $700 less because its like 1 model lower then the newest lol

[bandofbrothersmovie]

haggling actually works in big retail stores?