Fish and Rice Cakes

[PaulieMc]

this video has had me crying laughing

[doormaneamons]

sounds a bit fishy to me

[botladola]

Why doesn't he just do it the easy way and take some EC, or even clen?

[goral604]

Hi hi! Have you considered intellectus 424 diet (do a google search)? Ive heard some incredible things about it and my friend lost a ton of weight with it.

[fuckmenow6667]

one of the funniest things I have ever witnessed in my life, worth living to watch that live. I was with my cousin and after the 3rd one I said to my cousin, I hope he says fish again that would be so funny half expecting him to change it up a little and then everytime he said fish after that we was rolling about the floor with laughter, nearly pissed myself.

[doormaneamons]

@fuckmenow6667 same, i was pissing myself laughing

[tetsuninja100]

I went to school with him, he was NOT a nice guy. He's also a shortarse.

[TBU21]

I hope he supplements with lactulose...

[Zedus116]

/watch?v=5BV6M7WovHc Honey Monster Parody of this, pretty funny!

[MontyPropps]

@Zedus116 Fantastic :D



[NewbVeronica]

LOLOL!

[Azza1070]

feeeeeeeeeeeeesh. LOL

[conrod15review]

@Azza1070 its the irish way

[fitjerk]

Fire your trainer. That's the worst cutting plan I've ever heard of. No protein source variety.

[ojcoolj1]

What does he eat for dinner again?

[Muxen92]

@ojcoolj1 I think he said flesh and icesteak but I'm unsure :S

[sheffieldsurfer]

fisssssssh lol bless him.

[sheffieldsurfer]

i watched this show last night, and not only was danny fit and sexy, but he seemed a nice lad, and he was so dedicated. good luck to him.

i love how he says "fish" and "rice cake".

[hillsprinter1967]

Wait a min wait a min!! what does he have for his 2pm meal again?

[onefield988]

thick cunt!

[keironewoodgate]

Broscience at its best :-)

[grapplingbunnie]

So it all fish then lol.

[CommissionvJany]

what's he having for brunch?

[wonderwall2112]

wait but what does he have after that?

[Flidro]

I lift things up and put them down.

[OhGodItHurts]

so hard for him to remember wether or not he's allowed a ricecake.

[areallylongassname2]

Shit son that sounds like my diet, except i have beans instead of rice.Tilapia out the ass man!

[mrstix182]

Shut up luv. He's still a div.

[tontoscosmicos]

best video on the internet bar none, never gets old

[keironewoodgate]

@tontoscosmicos first time i've seen it today! Not sure where i've been but its bloody amazing, can not stop laughing.

[NaphTor]

Why doesn't he just eat sushi?

[Bison636]

@NaphTor Sushi is junk.

[humzon]

fish cake and rice

[gelfling12345]

They may well have been "loving this on Radio 1" about nine months ago. However, Iain Lee played it on LBC 3 years before that. Iain's the man. Innit.

[thirdflooruk]

I know this lad, I used to work with him too. Whenever he goes out people shout "FISH AND A RICE CAKE" at him. He's now a hairdresser.

[NidgeM]

I thought the Omega oils in fish was supposed to make you use your brain.

[a11yz]

#LOL

[mumbojumbo766]

daniel quest , proof the education system has been dumbed down , 11 gcse's , he looks like he'd struggle to tie his shoelaces

[TheJJ8472]

I love the way he pauses for 5 seconds half way through.

[TheJJ8472]

Riyse Cayke

[barnyahse]

i'd like him to specify the times at which he has fish and/or ricecakes after he trains. i didn't find this part to be an clear as the first section...

[TheJohhnyrotten]

I thought fish was brain food.

clearly not in his case.

[stfugeez]

im sure his burp and fart smells like fish and ricecakes...

[LOLjkSTFUffs]

fish an a rass cehk. then i'll av me fish.

[sandgrownen]

Perhaps he should try Rice and Fish cakes.

[MakeABanana]

not sure if serious...

[NovaSazoku]

press 6. wait half a second for him to close his eyes and press 6 again. repeat. looks like he's jizzing

[jimma316]

@NovaSazoku lol wayyy to much time on ye hands :)

[ramanon]

The key to this diet is no ricecake at 2 O' Clock or before bed.ll It's all about moderation!

[b00stinz]

Fuck all you people who say negative things about him, faggots

[MistaKasko]

LOL i love the way he has to think before he says "fish" or "fish and a rice cake"

[zacjeffrey]

i thought fish was brainfood!

[jesusiscominglukbusy]

this guy has drive!

[w1cked001]

exciting diet.

[Krappetower]

haha his stove looks like its made by playskool.

[zabuca]

LOVE HIS ACCENT!!!

[ChristopherArmo]

i know this guy hahaha, brilliant <3

[RRAvon]

What a boring life.

[DavidSlagter]

I understand he isn't dumb or anything, but it's hella funny looking at him thinking about what he is having while it's in the same order all day. :P

[DomMenaMan]

Just eat fishcakes...

[StrongHoldRSPS]

i liked the part where he said fish

[sinkinjane]

@StrongHoldRSPS i liked the park where he said rice cake

[lilluke153]

@StrongHoldRSPS Really, I prefer the bit when he said ricecake.

[ajb1987ajb]

This is one of the best thing's i've ever seen.

[keithc1977]

His shirt looks like its about to burst

[thtdudewiththehair]

His breath must smell horrible lol

[UltraMegaSandwich]

I liked the bit where he said 'fish'

[FatBoyLouis46]

Scott mills lirrrd

[mattyflynn]

tryna shed fat...try grilling the fish you moron!

[eclectica1]

Yes, but at what time does he have his fish after he finishes training? Details. details...

I admit, this made me laugh hysterically the fist time I watched it, but it wouldn't surprise me if he feels like screaming or punching through the walls with that diet.

[mikey777666]

he should have just said, TODAY im going to EAT FISH AND RICE CAKES!!! jesus!

[crilly]

Legendary, I wish I was his his fishmonger!

[Nbertha]

"I'll train.... (deep thought)... I'll have me fish"

[PeterStevens01]

Is he still working out anyone have any recent pics of him? How's he doing would be great to know.

[JadieTee01]

aha i walked past him the other day and pissed myself :L

[bennmxer]

what kind of fesh

[benniturd]

I bet nearly, if not all of the people mocking aren't in his condition, nor do you have the dedication he has. A cutting diet isn't easy, and you are under enourmous pressure and stress. Family's have been broken over dieting, so I suggest you all shut the fuck up.

[JimiChichenti]

@benniturd fish?

[TheSoundgate]

fish.....and rice cake...

[Reilly4792]

I love how he has to think about it so much.

[gillianquest]

This footage was taken a day before Daniel entered the Mr Cumbria bodybuilding compettion, as any bodybuilder will tell you, they are functioning off 1/2 a brain cell, because of the lack of food and mainly water, Daniel is a very clever young man with 11 GCSE and anybody that knows him, knows he is quick witted and lovey, I just love the Flack he has taken for 3 years over this, I know he has handled it really well, Eh Fishboy !!! I know this cause I am his Mum x

[RasAlGhul4000]

@gillianquest Sure.

[StormJB1]

@gillianquest is danny still unemployed? i remember u saying bbing made him distant from you like heroin does,has your relationship improved??

[BattleFront213]

@StormJB1 He's a hairdresser now.

[paytondeasy]

@gillianquest and a proud mum i hope? this video has made me laugh so much but its nice that u have posted a comment. he looks like a lovely lad

[blobbertopper]

@gillianquest wat does ur son have 4 tea ?

[JohanR888]

@gillianquest wonderful response.

[illmitchjax]

@gillianquest 11 GCSEs!?

[wazark]

@gillianquest The guys an idiot, you're not convincing anyone love :P

[Dryftburn]

@wazark Don't be so rude, it's a carefully selected diet for his training.

[michigancarpangler1]

@gillianquest And an amazing dedicated bodybuilder also!

[hockeyboy246]

Pause it at 0.:33 and look into the eyes of a nutter

[hockeyboy246]

Also

3. I'll come home...have some more...FISH

[hockeyboy246]

The two greatest things about this video is...

1. "Then I'll have ME fish" as if thats different to all the other fish he has, or as if he hasn't had fish yett

2. The big pause - "Then I'll have...(racks brains to dig up massive variety of food he consumes)...fish." Ah yes, that's the one, good old fish. :)

[pokerdot87]

this video was on radio 1!!! hahaha

[johnnie160]

what did he say was his 2 o'clock meal? i missed it!

[pispisk]

The comments for this video are equally funny with the video itself. Love it!

[chicchitammuottocifa]

And what's more, that's not the way to cook fish...

[chicchitammuottocifa]

Is he serious?

And fish is excellent 4 nutrition, but u need vegetables as well as pulses.

He's not leading an equilibrate diet.

[OLLIERPS3]

@chicchitammuottocifa hes a body builder you mong

[chicchitammuottocifa]

@OLLIERPS3 Oi! I had noticed that big mouth you know?

[OLLIERPS3]

@chicchitammuottocifa what ?

[johnnie160]

@chicchitammuottocifa haha its bodybuilding! it has nothing do do with health!

[krytenofsmeg]

It's the Cat from Red Dwarf.

"What would you like?"

"Fish"

"Enjoy your meal"

"Fish"

"Enjoy your meal"

...

[MrMK94]

BBC Radio 1 cannot stop talking about this!. 

[Samjarrett1]

Lol they're lovin this on bbc radio one :D

[hazzpro]

at 4 oclock, just before his workout, he'll have fish and a ricecake.

[sdennis790]

lol

[SuperLaverty]

This is Danny the legend Andrews - you can all take the piss, but lets face it if you had a disciplined diet like his, then you could get your fat  asses off the computer chair, get into a gym and actually lift some weights - as opposed to carrying weight around all the time!

[BlockedNasalPassages]

@SuperLaverty Yeah, we can take the piss, and we will! The legend that I've never heard of, how about it? He's got nowhere near the talent you have, by the way, knowing what we're all eating as you do, that's impressive! So you feel we'd be all better off eating a panful of fish every meal alternating with an added rice cake? There's actually people who eat a more disciplined diet than Danny demonstrates in this video, they are known as "anorexics", yet they aren't seen in the gym much.

[SuperLaverty]

thats ok, take the piss all ya want, its all you`ll ever achieve in life, trying to wind up someone who actually don`t care wat you think or what you say, and for once its not because your Canadian!

[Ollinho12]

I like how he struggles to remember what he has to eat

[JOHNOOH]

He didn't mention when he takes the medication for his retardisms...

[treverbettis]

lol  fesh and rice cocks

[LanceThackeray]

And fish is supposed to be good for your brain. Myth busted.

[treverbettis]

@LanceThackeray lol nice

[mike2k28]

Bet he stinks

[ILoveMyTail]

caeeek

[godchildzor]

"I'll have me fish"

[obesejim]

@godchildzor ROFL.

[ILoveMyTail]

@godchildzor AHAHAH. "I'll have me fish", god I love the british.

[jamalrauf]

lmao !! a classic !

[direwitch]

meathead

[SamanthaCharity]

LOVE THIS!!! Classic Comedy.. eau d' naturale... love it

[Co0kieCrumbl3]

i cant believe he has to think about what hes going to eat... its the same thing everytime! lol

[itaughteinstein]

lily send us here! (twitter)

[Electrickztar]

Lily allen sent me to watch this vid haha

[LOLAandSUE]

fish man.

[Samiii15]

her*

[Samiii15]

does anyone know if that is lily inteviewing him cause it sounds exactly like him

[cragglerock28]

he must reek of fish!

[asifitsme]

TO SUM UP - its mainly fish and ricecakes.

[pastaboy1992]

wat about some chips?

[Webbula]

Cooking fish from frozen isn't going to do you any favors as far as your diet's concerned.

Thickie.

"Fish and a rice caake".

[charlottealana]

So what you're saying is, you eat fish and rice cakes

[lumbriga1980]

hahaha

fucking amazing!

[Samiii15]

how come lily is interviewing him???

[nic77e]

I'll have errmm what is it again.. ffffish. yeah thats it.. classic! And he still makes a mess of cooking that fish with all that practice!..

[emstratten]

Haha creep! Love Lily Allen!

[sexlessparents]

i love lily allen. i want to kiss her on her lips and smell her cock breath. <33333 kiss kiss

[deigismon]

lily,marry me

[Picto82]

Wait a minute i forgot, what ya having again?

[wrigleywr1]

that was fucking funney

[keviojmcd]

haha, i really do love Lily :) xxx

[keviojmcd]

haha, i really do love you Lily!

[terveudeksi]

LMFAO!!!!

[cate2728]

Did anyone else notice that he's starting to breath from under the jaw??

[cate2728]

HAHA Why does it take strain to think of what he eats?? HAHA

[acatcalledbasil]

I think some of the people who have commented on this have missed the point? He is eating too many rice cakes !!

[Linziellenjo]

I've watched it four times now, he must be doing something right :D

[MrChirish1]

so whats for dinner to day danny lol

[pokerdot87]

oh dear! it took him ages to remeber he was having fish!

[BlockedNasalPassages]

@pokerdot87 Actually, I think what really happened there was he couldn't add "2 O'Clock + 2 hours = 4 O'clock"

[slayerromare]

@pokerdot87 Lol when dieting you feel pretty retarded when you are low on carbs all the time. :P Forming a normal sentance takes forever. haha poor dude

[GoAwayEmoCunt]

Lol, this is funny.

[MrRocker77]

he probly has som fish and a ricecake in his bed side table just in case he wakes up and feels hungry! LOL

[icaruspnw]

This would be fascinating if he were naked.

[xzu]

rofl what a fucking meathead

[wrahvin]

i cant say this enough, i really really liek that he had to think about what he had to eat adn at what time, couldnt he just have said,..all i eat is fish every few hours,..an a rice cake..or maybe cock,..i couldnt really understand him

[nsdpowerball123]

How fucking stupid can you be beliving thats fish and some rice cake is all you need in a diet!

[mike20070]

Well its only for a few weeks to burn the fat. And Danny did win the competition!

Brilliant video! Danny is a great lad though

[anonym0nster]

FESH AND A RICE CAEK

[anyfrax]

@anonym0nster KAEK*

[BlockedNasalPassages]

@anonym0nster rass kehhhhhhhhk!

[BrenMyster]

what's better, fish or a rice cake? Only one way to find out. FIGHT!!!!!!!

[cheyere24]

hahahahjhahahahahaaha ... my sis went out with that guy ! lmfao

[lacongerasambera]

EVERYTHNG IS FISH

[didiiscro]

fook off ya fookin scouser!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[cinnamonslices]

Wow!

Many Blessings,

Cinnamonslices

[makinamassive]

harry hill would love this

[obesityleadstoaids]

i dont know about this

someting seems a bit out of plaice

[Ed17cellotape]

oh my cod

that was terrible.

[cornflakeclusters]

Something smells fishy here.