"Endgame" (FULL 40 minutes)

[xRevan116x]

I'm russian and wtf is this? That's more of a fucking nazi fag than a russian.

[halofan7217]

That was alot of fucking blood but I've seen more

[flyinmexican69]

thats what i call 1337 hax



[DARKPALADIN192]

I bet Jon gets all the bitches

[MidoriNoLink]

Where did you think this was gonna go ?"Hey I'm gonna run to the roof and escape- oh wait"

[MidoriNoLink]

showed us the wrong foot...

[majorownage97]

@destroy9557 he probably had chief do it lol!

[BobTheHun64]

Thumbs up if this is better then Arby'n the Chief the movie.

[BobTheHun64]

I enjoyed LA though its not as good as the work done by jon. His return was for the better.

[SovietSmiles]

when he makes the Cocaine-whiches, I noticed I have those SAME plates !!! :D

[SkullFi0n]

Nice piano tune

[SICK153]

How is he still alive?

[Mills997]

@13:10 STAY WITH ME....stay with me..stay with me

[l3lackl3]

Die

[l3lackl3]

Dim dam it

[issandarf6]

ha ha ha xD

[johnjobf]

After so many hours thinking about it while i was watching, i decided to watch the entire LA series. If the comments are true, then God help me

[wiggl123]

31:12

[wellhowyoudoin]

38:04

Scott Loveheart - Jon Graham.

I sense a brotherhood between Scott and Skylar.

[mrfrelancekiller]

Jesus, this was by far the best movie i've seen in years

[user24779]

Arby n' the Chief just keeps getting better and better everytime! Keep it up Machinima! your the best of the best!!!

[friendlyfire10]

32:16 have a good time cleaning that Jon XD

[TheBlueCTV]

LOL We Are All Equal, this will always be one of the best series on youtube!!

[TheAaron404]

When the titles came up saying Arby n the Chief End Game, I was thinking about Team Fortress 2 Over Time... Arby n the Chief tf2 anyone? would it be a good match?

[LSSTyranus]

cocane blood

[LSSTyranus]

insult call of duty then i shall slit ur fucking throat! still funny

[LSSTyranus]

damn ads

[Liamscott56]

teh blood would have left ba stain

[Liamscott56]

he always looks surprised when he has his helmet off!



[jao3310]

"GOD DAMMIT! i told them not to put that fucking tree there" LOL

[BeastV33]

I heard they kill you and then eat you ALIVE LMAO

[1132Jay]

trlolol modern warfare soundtrack?

[JuanSChavez]

"They kill you, and then they eat you! Alive!" - Master Chief

[tucker86914]

i hate that one guy he sed we dont play with starters i bet he sucked ass when he started

[PokemonJack333]

This is one of the best 40 minutes I've spent in a long time.

[gagking3]

I miss the old chief that was less ignorant, selfish, and had arbiters back. In the current season he's kinda of annoyed me with his constant jerkiness towards arby.

[zacjhyor]

I think it flour

[zacjhyor]

DIE DAMM YOU! DIE!

[Thekitty0706fan]

Jon the guy smoking wasent you right? If it was you make me :( smoking sucks ass bigtime

[DarkLordAce3]

@Thekitty0706fan He mentioned he smokes in the behind the scenes episodes.

[halo3fan101]

@Thekitty0706fan Jon does smoke if you watch his behind the scenes video he says somtimes he goes and takes a smoke break

[Payz117]

@playstationchris da komrad. In another episode they say so at least.

[f5x6]

arbitor is hitting on a guy...

[SHENRON200]

HE BLED STRAWBERRY JELLY!

[destroy9557]

Must have been a bitch to clean this crap up, lol

[Adomasuarus]

Did anyone besides me notice that when chief got his recon back it zoomed in on his dick as it was panning up

[LostEpsilon]

Every hollywood movie should have this death scene

[Gir78623]

10:34 Trent Donnovich's gaurds from the wedding????

[Gir78623]

I loved this movie

[Playststionchris]

Wait are they from canada :)

[hellfiresonic246]

i wonder what master cheif face looks like

[dolphinplayer1]

Be afraid of my master rape skillz, youre all scared so run away or you shall be raped with my weiner.

[GregTheSpider101]

holy fuck a 13:00 minute ad? *skip*

[slayer8244]

Oh wow, these are the best times of the Xbox 360 (2007 - 2009) Halo 3, CoD 4, GTA 4, so many awesome games.

[MrsCarlisleCullenXx]

'don't be daft, wrap that shaft, LOL' i had to replay that like 20 times, sooo funny xD

[CleanKiller1]

at 7:07 there is master chief next to the mircowave wat his he doin there wtf does he do drugs as well lol

[TheEDGARHOUSE]

At 30:64 you can see the camera man's shadow

[TheDeathDrone]

Roflcopter strikes again

[mb78758]

@7:24 isnt that Todd chillin on the counter?? O_o I thought he got uumm....gone

[mb78758]

I LOVE THIS F*CKING SHOW!!!! >_<

[Fakecake34]

11:15 that's just messed up



[TheJP3372]

28:41 I had the urge to go 8|

[StonedMidg3t]

169 people had their organs sold to the Chinese

[MrLordMardini]

Lmao.

[LiamDoctorWho]

Longest death scene ever. And I bet Jon would have had a fun time cleaning all that shit up.

[LiamDoctorWho]

Russians are mad and Jon I hope that you don't actually smoke

[kingbrown70]

FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

[SgtTankDempsey]

dont be a draft wrap your shaft

[theredspartan111]

STOP WASTING THE FUCKING JAM TRYING TO KILL SOME ONE!

[FanaticTurtle]

18:52 ass lube... Scott seems like an interesting character...

[Qwoap]

i wouldnt want to mop that kitchen

[liljam97j]

29:29 has diarria on sweatshirt lolololololz

[liljam97j]

@liljam97j sorry 29:20

[redwaterlain99]

It took like a 5 minute long death when Scott died

[RavageCobra]

Claire's a dude ._.

[TheXxSurgexx]

Ewwww that scene where they killed scot eas nasty

[TheXxSurgexx]

Who the fuck makes a sugar sandwich

[randommuchlol888]

@TheXxSurgexx It's a cocaine sandwich

[colebowlin68]

@TheXxSurgexx It's suposed to be cocain.

[CorteZHeimelin]

this is the best series on the internet

[MayhemMous]

The ending conversation was fucking hilarious!

[StaidSgtForge]

3697 holy shit thats mai phone number 0_o



[gunzgunzgunz352XBL]

aspl0did

[camphalo85614]

The controller is always off

[gfxmaster123]

@camphalo85614 NO ONE GIVES A SHIT

[airsofttechyman]

Gentlemen! Dont be daft! Wrap your shafts! LOL

[AstronautParty]

"Since he's a borderline rapist" made me crap my pants with laughter. Made me think of my childhood watching Brock on Poke'mon trying to rape women. I had no idea what the fuck he was doing...

[SuperNukeboy]

love the COD music

[KoPT01]

Why would Jon injure a limited edition action figure like that?! O.O

[AceSanji108]

@LostEpsilon i think it was john

[AlexBePwnin]

I remember watching this in 09,just so you guys know,i know my profile said i joined in 2011 but i joined in 05 but deleted the account cuz i didn't like the name

[ghostmark2005]

Also..love the random accent he starts with, scottish/irish/russian?

[ghostmark2005]

Remember watching this and being in genuine fear that the series was going to end forever!!!!

[haveaChups]

god i love this so much. this series is the only video that makes me laugh by myself <3 when they are talking in the box it is so funny :) Love your work ALOT.

[Tsanalretentive]

"Bidoof looks like testicular cancer with a mouth"

...I've never laughed this hard

[ABrothersProduct]

So you say i need to cut of my cock? :( sadface

[wiggl123]

i seen this ten time plus now

[Zaidon7]

The Director's Notes at the end made me literally hysterical. I laughed myself to tears and almost fell out of my chair. I was paralyzed from laughing so hard.

[jseeker1867]

Series Finale he says.

2+years later...

[0PyramidHead]

@supersonicmike380 They should just remove it from the playlist.

[shadowthehh2]

@supersonicmike380 Shows how much of a fan you are.

not like L.A. is like liking halo 3 but not 4 because they are made by different companies.

[wesker1231000]

@supersonicmike380 WARNING SKIP THE TROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rsjcre]

awesome

[starzoc00]

John sacrificed a sweater for this video. R.I.P SWEATER!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!

[MarikXYami]

HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!

FIRRRRRST!!!

[Hurzony]

Not to be a troll, but how was he blinded by cocaine if he has glasses on?

[Zaidon7]

@Hurzony No troll, that's a legitimate question. But the answer is simply that everything Jon CJG makes is a ridiculous satire. There's no way you could actually blind someone holding a gun using powder without getting shot, let alone if he was wearing glasses. That's the point. He's making fun of movie cliches.

[MistressMello]

clean up in isle 5 we got blood everywhere

[LostEpsilon]

claire sounds like a guy in this episode.

[jerik70]

@LostEpsilon All of the voices are Jon

[LostEpsilon]

@jerik70 yeah i noticed that at the credits and was just like -facepalm- Remember boys and girls always finish the whole video before commenting.

[jerik70]

@LostEpsilon Well I'd have trouble waiting for the video to finish too if it's 40 minutes :P

[LostJoyIX]

@LostEpsilon Because they didnt have Claire's Voice actor at the time they put John's voice in High pitch

[sgtwok]

dat BLURBBLRBLRLBRBLURBLURBULRUBRL­UBRLUBRUBURLUBRBLU

[CleanKiller1]

i love almost everything with sauce not sure if this is one of them but if it includes master chief and the arbiter then i am all in :)

[368money]

...imma cunuks fan



[TheDogslobba]

Claire sounds weird in this episode

[THEPUREAWESOME87]

@TheDogslobba its because jon voiced claire in this because he didn't have a female voice actor.

[0darkTunes]

18:40 and forward, ROFL.

[NarutoUzumakifan20]

What are you on?

Chief- " your mother bouncing on her big suculant tittyz riding her like a proud stalion on acids after comeing first place in the kentucy derbies

XXXXXDDDDDD

[93pavlaka]

19:00 the cigarette was turned upside down. :/

[GearsOfSonic]

have fun cleaning that up

[GearsOfSonic]

lol i sat through their whole conversation in the box

[thecrazyevilleaf]

you can see the master chief action figure at 7:05

[firestar9911]

best season ending ever :3

[Iareleet24]

lol ladies and genitalmen

[gerret78]

i want a face i heard they cost 5.29 at Wal-mart

[apoctriforce]

7:08, anyone else see Chief right there with his foot gone?

RIght when Scott was making a Coke Sandwhich. xD

I wonder if Jon ordered the same two action figures because of chief and arbiter losing their parts.

[NotSoFamousPaul]

@apoctriforce Chief cut off his foot for a Recon helmet in one of the episodes.

[JJRobertsonXII]

@apoctriforce He probably just didn't shoot the scenes in order.

[zumiez1997]

Scott knows how to live(:

[monster9630]

lol arbiter looks less badass without his helmet on...;P

[kilulafo]

I downloaded Modern Warfare about 24h ago, and recognized roughly 80% of the music from this one episode :D

[multikiller200]

it took that afro guy about ten minutes to die what the hell

[multikiller200]

the blood looks like melted chocalate on his hand and a smear egg on his shirt hahahahaha

[multikiller200]

i cant beleive russians fight over laundry soap hahahaha

[Irockz707]

according to the credits, Claire is claled Claire Redfield. Sweet.

[SlothDemonification]

Halo 3 On Pc?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!

[SwecarinaTV]

Scott, u nedz moar cocaiine.

[batfan55]

Why didnt that douchebag die quickly

[lyokofan212]

AWESOME MOVIE!

[TheDarkOnes4]

11:45 I CAN TAKE IT BITCH

11:50 I LOVE IT

11:55 I AM GOING TO EAT YOUR FUCKING SOUL

[piai55]

I kinda feel sorry 4 the arbiter @23:00 :(

[Acryllix]

So sick of cervarix adds. Honestly, I could care less.

[Hamgammy]

@Acryllix i c wat u did there

[Mr1234Rocker]

Claire sounds like a guy......

[zumiez1997]

MMMMMMM COCAINE!!!!!!!!!

[stephenh0410]

for some reason i think that Scot is the lead hacker in season 7! I know he died and all but that would be a cool twist!

[lolpwnedhaha]

best...vid...EVAR FIRETRUCKING BITCHES

[RuneandCriffFilms]

This still doesn't get old, I've seen it 6 times.

Thanks Jon. =)

[BulletJesus]

Hahaha recons

[Roka9091]

I herd in those places, they kill u. adn then they eat u..... ALIVE.

[darthvenom88]

Lol holy fuck this gams gay when's the second 1 coming out?

[ninhack]

arby: was it halo 3 ?

chief :Damnit

[TAproductions102]

20:19 lololololololololololololololo­lol

[AminAlhusseini]

LOL,holy shit dude i thought you where just gonna cuff him or something

[DeAdSpArTaNwalking]

a cocaine sandwich? really?

[lunarsonic22]

whats the name of the song when arbiter meets claire?

[L337LYC4N]

Anybody else notice Scott's fro disappears?

[magicbanna555]

one of the funniest lines of all time...DONT BE DAFT WRAP YOUR SHAFT!

[eclipseecua]

wat type of c.o.d is that in the bgining?

[L337LYC4N]

@eclipseecua idiot...that's COD4...

[eclipseecua]

@L337LYC4N STFU i didnt know dumbass.

[L337LYC4N]

@eclipseecua How am I the dumb ass when I'm not the one that didn't recognize the best COD they've ever made?

[SunnySaturnine]

@L337LYC4N Don't call them an idiot, all Call of Duty games are the same, so it's easily mistakable for any other one from the past 4 years.

[Flippy15958]

@SunnySaturnine No joke about that only difference is around 5-10 weapons, 2 perks and maps

[L337LYC4N]

@SunnySaturnine Okay...well, out of the entire series, it's one of the best for multiplayer. And when it comes to MW and MW2, it's easy to tell between the two unless you haven't played/own either

[Longhornspot13]

He asked what's chiefs favorite game and he gave him 20 guesses and he guessed it right the first time lolololololololol :) happy face

[XxAlex010]

168 people chopped of their cocks

[Dragononstudios]

The magic of chocolate syrup.

[TheGanjaman202]

what happened to cotana

[eclipseecua]

@TheGanjaman202 its cortana dude