Red State Update: Bill Clinton, Biden at Dem Convention

[4QBUD]

You forgot to mention Joe Bidens' EXADOR LIKE Forehead all juiced up with that Clostridium botulinum stuff John Kerry likes to use on HIS head. Kerry has lots more money than Biden cause he married UP and can keep it UP even when he's wind surfing. That's surfing when you can't really surf. Thanks to Botox that is. It keeps old folks thinking that it makes em look young. Frozen looks is all the rage at tha' old folks Homes in Amerika.

You guys is great and it's been cool watchin' ya all.

[healthfreak101]

Luv these guys (dumb) but funny they should hav a tv show

[chinaman03]

funny!

[goleafsgo1793]

its satire man ha ha its actually quite funny

[bender183]

im from nyc too....plenty of cool people in nyc, but we have those that ride the shortbus as well ^^^^^^ ;-)

[enloetaks]

Thomas Jefferson stuttered

[gunjitsingh]

r r r really?

[jejojassy76]

I think Dunlap has Arm Herpes

[CCCWrestling]

alf was from melmac

haha

[CrocodileAvoider]

I know where Bill Clinton's fingers have been. Just ask Monica Lewinski (also ask about the cigar), Paula Jones (fingers per bent peter), Jennifer Flowers (fingers per year), Juanita Broderick (resistance of fingers per centimeter), Hillary (thumb sucking per incident). It all depends on the meaning of what is a finger is.

[perltyr]

har har har, Letterman was just talking about Obama and Clinton having lunch. Clinton picked up the check, and the waitress. LOLOLOLOL

[ebajeeb37]

you guys are funnnnnny!

[votethirdpartynow]

Release the Krakken!

hahahahahahahahaha

[kittydreamz86]

last time that many people went to sleep was in jonestown. lol

[PullMyFinger21]

Oh I still have to google some stuff to be sure! Also E.T. finger. HAHAHAHAHA!

[nickj077]

"Even if you're a little racist, you can still be Obama's VP."

Lol!! One of the funniest things I've ever heard.

[Immigrant312]

lol release the krakken!

[doughborne]

Right on Brothers, Keep up the Fire ! Pro Patria doughboy

[JSK1121]

Release the krakken.

[mrburningone]

Tennessee Sen. Fred Thompson delivered a strong defense of Palin. He said the Alaska governor, was "from a small town, with small town values, but that's not good enough for those folks who are attacking her and her family."

Ok, Fred? You just admitted that your state has just as many unplanned pregnancies as Palin's with teenage mothers on foodstamps and TnCare that YOU voted against!

I don't call that 'values', I call that redneck, so I guess Palin does fit the GOP model.

Poor whitetrash.

[4450fight]

mrburningone - 'Palin's with teenage mothers on foodstamps I call that redneck, so I guess Palin does fit the GOP model. Poor whitetrash.'

You need to know that your boy Obama was born to a 17 year old piece of 'White trash' who got pregnant by a married 24 year old black muslim from Africa who already had kids.

It don't get trashier or more disgusting than that.

[bigdog201us]

OK Ma Ma Ma Mama. HA!

[clovisbuford]

These guys are funny as shit ,no matter affilliation . you want serious ? hang out with trolls on the comments sections on any websire.I had to giggle at the whole line about where Bills finger had been . Clinton is probably the most gifted politician of our time ,and the most flawed .He delivered , as did Hillary. , they should have .

[ChucklesPLaughmiste]

You wanna hear a joke?

John McCain's Forieghn Policy.

HAHA. thats a knee slapper.

[shaqLegend08]

lol

[daniel1lee1ester]

You guys are slipping in the funny; you sound a bit more like real republicans. But oh well I reckon you can't be funny all the time.

[5uper5tring]

ET got a lotta action... on Melmak or wherever he's from.

So funny

[Tamar1973]

Hey, Jackie Chan was in Cannonball Run. Wanna nominate him?!?!? LOL! ; )

[vmvigilante]

The men and women who serve in our battlefields may be Democrats and Republicans and Independents, but they have fought together and bled together and some died together under the same proud flag. They have not served a Red America or a Blue America, they have served the United States of America

[nosmadaden]

oh shut up

[vmvigilante]

I'm sorry did i post something that made senses. My bad.

[mmm413]

Can't wait to see the GOPhers convention.

[CrocodileAvoider]

mmm413 - be sure to check out Sarah's speech. Just a prelude to how she will whack that old party-hack bastard Joe Biden!

[spinnernet1]

lol, "release the Kraken".

[Auriex]

"okay ma...ma...ma...mah"

awesome

[fatefinger]

barack obama said all people whom own a ak47 (esed the name) are criminals. Fuck him. And I know thats not how he said it but you know thats what he was thinking when he did say it.

[nilbud]

Well he couldn't say "or retards with tiny cocks" in a politically correct manner, but that's what he meant.

[jokertim777]

That was your funniest video yet! I'm so glad you decided to retire, it really took the pressure to be funny off of the two of you. And, without the pressure, bing-zang-blammo you guys are hilarious. You should have retire months ago. Well, come to think of it... a senior and a loafer... you guys have kinda been retired all along.

[CrocodileAvoider]

Have you seen the chick that McCain picked for Vice President? She is a smokin' hot BABE! Damn sure got my vote, sweetie! Thanks John, keep up the good work!

[mmm413]

And what's she gonna do when he dies on 1/25/09?

[CrocodileAvoider]

mmm413 - She's going to call you, and ask you how to run the country, you stupid butt-head.

[skwrrl70]

Mel Tillis shout out was a nice touch

[TwilightDrop]

"I have seen a midget that excited since Mini Me's porn tape".. lol..

[Robfenix]

hmm. worst video I've seen for awhile from y'all. go back to making fun of republicans, no?

[MacPlaya213]

actually, John McCain is old, and he has bad temper.

[Dan4157]

He's old and crusty

[islamistheshits]

obama was born in kenya, not hawaii

not elgible to be president.

big friends with bill ayers and rezko.

lots of crooked dealings with these two.

[Dan4157]

Ehh, McCain's no saint either. Pretty much all politicians are terrible people, just choose the least worst one.

[islamistheshits]

obama will take our guns

obama is a muslim

obama is a bi-sexual

obama is racist- his old lady is too

obama may be connected to deaths of several

people including homosexuals in rev. wrights

racist church.

obama smokes crack

[neppy629]

Okay Obama is not gonna take our guns. He just want better laws to get the guns out of the hands of crimnals. He is not muslim in any sense of the word, and even if he is then he couldnt be bi, because it is agaist there religon to be bi, but he isn't muslim. Okay he might be a little racist but, you know who else was racist, LBJ( the man who signed all the civil right amendemts). Yes he has smoked crack before he has said that. and finaly john mccain was born in Panama, but on a US base.

[DrBones666]

Fracking Clinton. Dems have forgotten NAFTA and GATT got passed on Clintons watch. Americans are idiots.

[GBoots9]

Do your research, Bush Senior started and almost finished NAFTA, by the time Clinton got there, he had no other choice but to pass it.

[DrBones666]

Do YOUR research. He could have veto'ed it. Quite the opposite, he promoted it and so has Hil-bitch up until she ran for office and did a flip-flop.

Clinton was nothing but Republican-lite. I'll give him credit for leaving a surplus rather than a deficit like every Repub has done in my lifetime. Personally, I think screwing young girls in the Oval Office is a good thing. He could have stood in the way, but he chose not to and that's unforgivable.

[john102045]

Lay into or bend over for? Jackie..........Does McCan't know how to squeal like a, I mean after all, all he talks about is his time as a prisoner?

[blastingcaps]

Well all you talk about is your time locked in a bathroom stall in a gay bar...so who cares.

[john102045]

I notice that you never talk about your boy...McCan't. Is it because he ain't got nuttin going for him but his war memories? And he can't even get them right!

[Cueil]

Oh they'll lay into him soon enough

[SFDem77]

You guys are doing a brilliant job. Conservatives who don't get satire love you. Liberals who get it REALLY love you.

[jtheman20]

release the kraken!

haha

great closing line

[ColoradoJinx]

"last time that many people went to sleep at the same time was at Jonestown." LOL!!!

[beornborg]

When you mention Mel Tillis, why didn't give a shout out to Jerry Reed. The man is an institution.

[coverbydesign]

hey hey hey leave coldplay out of this lol

other then that FUNNY AS VIDEO

[123nick1]

coldplay sucks

[jx14aby]

"God knows where it's been. . . "

Oh yeah!

[juhsepi]

Melmac? E.T. got it on with Rhonda! Alf is gonna whoop some reptile skinned ass!

[barbsigns4u]

What an Amazing Speech Barack Obama gave tonight!! I'm for OBAMA!!

[Cueil]

I don't know who can spin a line of bullshit better Bill or Barack... seriously he spent half the speach downtalking McCain when he should have been talking about how he was going to make all these amazing changes... personally I don't want to see Democrats rule the damn government any more then I'd want the republicans to... it totally off sets the balance of power

[blastingcaps]

Thats if your still pretending there is a difference between the two.

[kirkenbunken]

I'm an enthusiastic Obama supporter and this was HILARIOUS! Please don't retire like you scared us into thinking like you were about to. And with the ELECTION coming? If you guys retire I'm going to tie you guys into chairs and make you watch joefelice videos for ten hours straight!

[mikma]

MIKMA WAS HERE

[srjrfan3]

LMAO!!  Snipe hunting!!!! Classic!!

[LittlePinky82]

LOL I still love Jackie's thing with Biden.

[theastrusmega]

Golden...

[thecheney]

"release the kraken" hahahaah!!! lmfao

[waveman69]

Chuma has a job wearing a name tag and thinks he's a gangsta...pole smoker prolly.

[chumashfalcon]

I am beginning to think Jackie and Dunlap are afraid of black men.

I also see that this channel attracts lots of Ron Paul worshipers who are also afraid of a black man.

I bet you pussies cross the street to avoid a 14 year old black kid with a basketball and backpack! FUCKING LAMES

This might have been the worst RSU episode ever!

[crazycatfguy]

The Texas NAACP had no problem with Ron Paul. You get your info from blogs don't you?

[hellsunicorn]

Jackie and Dunlap aren't afraid of black people, they just don't have inhibitions about making fun of goofy politicians, black or white.

No one cares what you think, so go give your Obama blowup doll a blow job and leave the funny stuff to the pros.

[LittlePinky82]

It's called satire.

[Reggie1971]

ET's finger! Ha!

[pinkbandgeek]

I miss all of the beer cans being there! Everything else is great!

[chumashfalcon]

Budweiser is not an American Beer anymore.

[ApocalypseKurtz]

hahah "release the Kraken"

[alphanumeric1971]

melmac. heh...

[ReverandJim]

Bar-crack Obama musta not had any coke last night, I didn't see him rub his nose once for a change!

[barbsigns4u]

Barack Obama doesn't do coke anymore. That was high school. Dunlap, what you scratching your arm for? You look like a druggy scratching like that. Cut it out!

[RedneckResponder]

He still smokes the refer though, his short term memory can be measured in nanoseconds. No train of thought what so ever unless it's on a prompter. He switches around events in history like a checker board, "The bomb that dropped on Pearl Harbor?" Oh, and watch how he scratches the side of his nose and face with his index finger, that ain't coke it's the Horse, the Smack, the Barbs, my god man the BARBS!!!

[chumashfalcon]

FUCK YOU TROLL

[RedneckResponder]

no substance just name calling, typical democrat. You should run for president!

[ReverandJim]

Oh, I didn't know that, I don't recall him ever going to a treatment center. Did he go to Water Reed hospital for treatment?

[ReverandJim]

typo- Walter Reed

[barbsigns4u]

Hey, watch your mouth, Scone!!

[SconeMason]

You guys are always funny, but this one is special. You cats were on like a motherfucker when you wrote this one. Holy fuck is that funny.

[shampoovta]

Last night made me sick. The Democrats have nothing in common with me any more. If they lie about this then they lie about every thing.

I am finished with them. I wash my hands.

[greatbroad]

Yep. Voting for immunity for telecoms was bad enough, but a war hawk? I'm leaving to go to Minneapolis to that Campaign for Liberty thing, where real issues are talked about.

[barbsigns4u]

Hey Shamu, Don't feel bad that you don't messure up enough to be a Democrat!

[paintedhorse1957]

Biden is an asshole

[sptaznut]

ok mamama, ca ca can IIIIII have a coo coo coo cook kkkkkkkie ma ma mommy

[Noyjeetut]

Love the snipe mention... awesome video.

[gangstarrpirate]

release the kraken

[loslonelygirls]

from the piriate movies?

[SirChadwic]

Where do you guys get this shit!! One after another! LOL YOu guys are so funny!!

[Tamar1973]

"With Bill CLinton,someone else is usually doing the swallowing" LMAO!!!!!

You gentlemen owe me a new computer monitor because I laughed so hard, I sent Rock Star drink all over it.

[dobos420]

LOL, we will be releasing the "CrackHead" ( GWB) on 01/19/09. OBAMA 08'

[doughborne]

Right on Brothers, see when Osama Obama kissed Joes wife right on the lips, and who knows where her lips been, hell where Obama lips been ! Pto Patria doughboy

[barbsigns4u]

Lucky Mrs. Biden! I'd like to get kissed on the mouth by Barack. Hubba Hubba! Noticed that Bill kissed all the ladies hands. He don't want to risk his reputation. OBAMA-08!

[ReverandJim]

Ol' Billy kissed they're hands because he didn't want to catch anything form Bar-crack Obama!

[barbsigns4u]

NO! Ol' Billy was out on the stage kissing the ladies hands way before Barack Obama kissed Mrs. Biden on the lips! Wonder what Michelle thought of that? Michelle should have gone up on the stage, too.

[doughborne]

and Bill had no cigar either ! Pro Patria doughboy

[huttwigley]

"Release the kraken!" That was awesome!

[momilitia]

bordering on boring, it's starting to wear thin

[peziak]

So true about the being bored at the "ColdPlay concert" comment.

But release the crack head means GWB right?!

[HillbillyDan99]

Lol at the jonestown joke!

[skyler2dope]

john mcain-08

[YHVH72]

Saddam Hussein

Osama bin Laden

Barack Hussein Obama

Joe Biden

Pure CFR NWO poetry

[peziak]

Blah, Blah, Blah. Aren't you creative! How many times have you copy and pasted that Shakespearian piece?

[dejahthoris]

I'm going to write in Jackie Broyles/Loch Ness Monster

[RogCBrand]

Are you talking about Biden or McCain?

:P

When Biden talked about his mom sending him out to beat up the bullies I was thinking, shouldn't he be saying she sent him out to negotiate with the bullies?

:P

Release the Kracken! LOL!

Great vid guys!

[AnoukaKC]

"you talking about biden or john mccain?!!"

[josephpuente]

loved the ALF reference!

[TrueAgendaSetter]

Melmac.

[cryptopsyamon]

RELEASE THE KRACKIN!

[Plutonwolf]

The hell with the kraken, let's get a beasty with some tentacles and REAL attitude issues! Turn loose Cthullu! BWAHAHAHAHAHA

[dejahthoris]

Thank god, someone who can spell Kraken. (Sorry, I am a closet spelling bitch) Anyway this was hilarious guys

[Plutonwolf]

Yea, but I blew with Cthulhu. {{{{hangs head in shame}}}}

[dejahthoris]

I say! Beatings all round!

[Damnitscloudy]

Lets nominate the cracken for president! And not the crappy squid from the Pirates movie, i mean the giant 4 handed sea monster from Clash of the Titans =D

[MCGEE1115]

So you guys really want McCain?

[JimboTHC]

"MCGEE1115: So you guys really want McCain? "

Personally it doesn't make a difference to me.

Obama and McCain both voted to spy on US and they both have the same aggressive foreign policy.

I don't see any real difference between the two other than one gives a nice speech before voting against civil liberties.

Americans don't even pay attention to their records, bunch of morons who can't think about politics outside of a team sport mentality.

Guess what, their both playing the same game.

[MCGEE1115]

JimboTHC: No argument here.

McCain just seems so old and predictable.

I would rather vote for anyone else than

him. I wish we could start the whole primary over with all new players.

[JimboTHC]

Americans vote like Curly from the 3 stooges.

Moe would hold up his hands and tell Curly to pick two fingers and every time no matter what ones he picked he got poked in the eyes.

As long as America keeps picking two they are going to keep getting poked.

If Barr hits 48 states I'll vote for him in support of the libertarian platform.

If my state looks contested I might plug my nose and vote for Obama.

[JetMech72]

"Release the Cracken"....LOL

[747dog]

.....Jonestown... :) Rock on !!!

[RustyShacklefordx222]

hahah, good stuff!

[scutterbear]

ok, I dont normally comment on your videos, but this one was just too funny.

[episode666killer]

lmao at the Clinton joke

[iMBBonlyone]

no way

[paramore184]

fisrst!

[wareaglebabe11]

double fail lol

[paramore184]

first!

[wareaglebabe11]

fail

[PhantomSavage]

wow, third view and first comment, awesome.